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CelebritiesRe: Chika Ike Shares Underwear Photo by iTearHerToto: 1:10pm On Jun 05, 2019
See her lips shocked

Lemme go fetch some handful of Vaseline
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CrimeRe: Rivers State Cultists Sign Peace Accord To End Killings (Photos) by iTearHerToto: 12:41pm On Jun 05, 2019
This is a bad market for Hades sad Just when he thought 500 thousand souls would be joining him down there before July.

Now we only have sniper and the almighty skull miners to rely on sad

I'm disappointed!
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HealthRe: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by iTearHerToto: 7:27am On Jun 05, 2019
EmeahuClifford:
Your Sperm in wrong hands is the same as Nigerian political and Buhari as your President = Your destiny is already in wrong hands.
I don't depend on those failed souls bro
HealthRe: Fertility Clinics In Lagos Pay N50k For Sperm - Doctor Tells Masturbators by iTearHerToto: 5:20pm On Jun 04, 2019
Sperm in the wrong hands = your destiny and no offspring

If you know you know
CultureRe: Traditionalists Lay Curses On People Insulting Oba Of Benin On Social Media(pics by iTearHerToto: 4:31pm On Jun 04, 2019
And that trash up there will scare Zoogerians


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CrimeRe: Man Explains In Graphic Details What Happens After One Drinks Sniper by iTearHerToto: 4:20pm On Jun 04, 2019
Trying to curb suicide with that trash or whathuh

Sniper or sniper not, they are still more souls to go before the weekend... At least 200k

Even you that's reading this if you're a failed soul get ready to join the queue. Unless you change for good y'all are doomed



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EducationRe: Edafe Dogo Is Babcock University Best Graduating Student, A Mother Of Two by iTearHerToto: 4:09pm On Jun 04, 2019
So she had to look everly unkempt to achieve thathuh Just look at her hair

I don't even wanna talk about the crayon Teeth

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TravelRe: Man's Car Crashes Into A Range Rover, He Survives by iTearHerToto: 3:48pm On Jun 04, 2019
Jimbadly:
Honestly man my rotten brain has caused me alot. I don't even have a job sad always on nairaland looking for help. I dunno if you can help bro. I seriously need a counselor and a job before I start thinking of suicide cry
Oops! That's pathetic bro

I feel your pain cry but don't you dare think of suicide.. Are you trying to tell me you're far worst than a crippled pauperhuh Hell no bro

But why not team up with some 'em jobless folks here in Nairaland and start an online/offline job hunthuh I think would be nice

Honestly i wish I could help right now but you know I don't even have time for myself talk more of someone with ermmm... Did you say A Rotten Brainhuh grin that's gross bro don't say that to yourself again pls

But i'll try and find you a job ok? Just make sure you have a good result. At least 2.1. And gimme a reminder next week

See you later man I'm kinda busy now
Peace
TravelRe: Man's Car Crashes Into A Range Rover, He Survives by iTearHerToto: 12:19pm On Jun 04, 2019
Jimbadly:
Thanks Man, I seriously have to go see a doc to fix my rotten brain.
Seriously?? shocked

That's gross bro you don't have to say that to yourself. sad Anyways i wish all the best


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CelebritiesRe: Beautiful Little Girl Joins 10 Pretty Ladies As Bridesmaid (Photos) by iTearHerToto:
Naso he dey start. That lil girl will surely end up like those failed hoes surrounding her.

Broke and greedy

Slacken openings

Everly Unmarried

Watch out!

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CrimeRe: I Stabbed Him To Death For Pressuring Me To Join Cult —suspect by iTearHerToto: 7:45am On Jun 04, 2019
How many people diedhuh Only one? sad that's unfair angry


Anyways more souls are gonna be wasted before weekend shaangry
CrimeRe: I Stabbed Him To Death For Pressuring Me To Join Cult —suspect by iTearHerToto: 7:44am On Jun 04, 2019
How many of them diedhuh
EducationRe: Sniper Is Not An Easy Killer, It's An Organ Eating ,liquid Monster. by iTearHerToto: 12:34am On Jun 04, 2019
Was already impressed that I have finally seen a soul with some light in Nairaland then I saw #copied embarassed


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SportsRe: Did Nigeria Lose Because The Best Players Were Not Given Opportunity? by iTearHerToto: 12:23am On Jun 04, 2019
Never you in your lifetime think anything good will come out of Zoogeria. It's a cursed nation. angry
RomanceRe: Name A Nairalander You Can Marry Blindly Even Without Seeing His Or Her Photo by iTearHerToto: 12:12am On Jun 04, 2019
Workless souls everywhere you pass

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TravelRe: Man's Car Crashes Into A Range Rover, He Survives by iTearHerToto: 11:53pm On Jun 03, 2019
Jimbadly:
His village people are in check? I'm sure you don't even know what that English expression means.

Always rushing to comment with your wack English.
In check = under control.

Now go fix your brain

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CelebritiesRe: My Wife's Ass Is Natural - AY Clashes With Fan by iTearHerToto: 2:31pm On Jun 03, 2019
IdreamOfUnicorn:
Nawa o
Today is my birthday nairalanders, show me some love.
Happy fvcking birthday Ma'am. LLNNNNP.

I'ma take you for dinner tonight... Prepare yourself
PoliticsRe: Court Sentences Calistus Obi To 7 Years Imprisonment by iTearHerToto: 2:09pm On Jun 03, 2019
Oga stole 136milla and was given awarded with Only seven years in jailhuh This is Hysterically hilarious grin



Lemme count how many Zoogerians will applaud this inept chicanery
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CelebritiesRe: "I'm About To Sue Somebody's Ass" - Angry Davido's Girlfriend Says by iTearHerToto: 2:01pm On Jun 03, 2019
Someone please tell her to go sit her arss down alongside her ever widening punnna

Nothing to write home about. If not OBO for don give am belle. But nothing comot for her sideangry
HealthRe: Beautiful Lady Died Few Days After This Shocking Post On Twitter by iTearHerToto: 11:40am On Jun 03, 2019
She might prolly end up in an abyss darken pit filled with unspeakable torments

Her village people succeeded.. More souls like her be going down before the end of the week. At least 200k

Until you repent you are all doomed. Even you that's reading this


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RomanceRe: Ladies Only: Get In Here If You Like It Rough During Sex. by iTearHerToto: 11:35am On Jun 03, 2019
KristaPretty:
That would be a turnoff, If you try choke me I go just dash you blow for left eye waka comot.

Na nack I come nack - no be wrestling grin grin grin grin grin
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RomanceRe: Ladies Only: Get In Here If You Like It Rough During Sex. by iTearHerToto: 11:33am On Jun 03, 2019
Sandrazima:
Who else loves to be choked during sex? I enjoy when my boyfriend wraps his hands around my neck as he penetrates me. The tighter his grip the more pleasure I experience. Sometimes I even pass out and he continues fucking my body and using it as he pleases. Sometimes I tell him to fondlee, kiss and penetrate me when I'm asleep. I enjoy the idea of him using me when I'm unconscious.

I also love when he hits me, slaps me and manhandles me. Who else is like me? I did some research online and realised its a common fetish among women. It's called masochism.

Please this is strictly for ladies.
Your boyfriend only chokes you. Me I'll strangle you till you poo


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SportsRe: Vitaly Zdorovetskiy, Boyfriend Of Kinsey Wolanski Who Invaded UCL Final Reacts by iTearHerToto: 11:25am On Jun 03, 2019
Just so you know. As sweet as she looks her toto might be slacked. But I wouldn't mind. I'll still massturbate to her pictures immensely. Lemme go download more of her pics
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Oops! embarassed My Vaseline remain small sad but no worries I'll mix it with saliva smiley

CrimeRe: Stylist Duped While Trying To Buy A Cheap Phone At Computer Village In Lagos by iTearHerToto: 8:13am On Jun 03, 2019
That act is highly prevalent at the Computer village. That's what they are known for. Even people outside Lagos know that too.
And he never knew about ithuh Hmm

Perhaps he just came to Nigeria as a wretched newbie from one of those highly impoverished countries where 15k is equivalent to 150k.. So he thought that was some huge dough. But wait! He's supposed to be conscious of the exchange rate before stepping in right? But he wasn't. Could he be brainlesshuh I think socry

OR

He just rose from dead.

I think I should go for the latter. If that's the case then he's highly welcomed back to Hell Zoogeria

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Nairaland GeneralRe: Accident Between A Giraffe And A Lorry - Picture by iTearHerToto: 8:05am On Jun 03, 2019
So nobody diedhuh


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CrimeRe: SARS Storms Gateway Polytechnic Isara To Arrest Yahoo Boys (Photos) by iTearHerToto: 8:00am On Jun 03, 2019
Yeah! That's Waste bin Nairaland for you sad


Someone took a selfie with his hands in his pockets and some mundane blogger dumped the blurred eye aching image trash in Nairaland, and even tagged him SARS


And Zoogerians will believe this. I rather believe lalasticlala is a sex starved feminist

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Nairaland GeneralRe: Plastic Kettles "Mysteriously Coming Out From A Tree Being Cut Down" In A Mosque by iTearHerToto: 2:16am On Jun 03, 2019
Another style againhuh


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TravelRe: Man's Car Crashes Into A Range Rover, He Survives by iTearHerToto: 2:00am On Jun 03, 2019
He surely won't get away next time. Just watch

His village people are in check. He can't run away from them as they are eyes everywhere

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Nairaland GeneralRe: Long Snake Killed In Front Of A Church In Bayelsa (Pictures) by iTearHerToto: 1:49am On Jun 03, 2019
Crest05:
Brozay,
Abeg how I Fit get this Dancing Bobo ? cheesy grin
"Tenor" is the site

Visit and search for "Dancing" you see it among other search results

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