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Religion and the masses! 😢😒

10 f**king times!

He just didn’t want her alive, ever again.

Mad oh.

#1,000 to #1,200, while the senior men fund the expensive lifestyles of their slaying side chicks?

It is well… 😒

Electrical fault is a driver’s nightmare. 😩

ATTENTION seeker! 🥱

The law!
The bar!!
The bench!!! 🤣😂

I hope she stays with him after he has done the time for his crime, and is probably stripped off his robe by the bar association of their country for such despicable act… 🥱🤧

qanda:
The secret is using a simple framework: Present, past, and future.

Present
Start with a present-tense statement to introduce.

Past
The second part of your introduction is past tense.

Future
The third and last part in this framework is future-oriented.
That’s it for the self-introduction framework.

Present, past, future. Eloquent and effective.
Take a slow, deep breath, and think, “Present, past, future.” Then smile and listen to everyone else until it’s your turn. You got this!

Credit: https://hbr.org/2022/08/a-simple-way-to-introduce-yourself

Thank you 😊

franchasofficia:
Women and food, sighs




For all you food lovers info, fasting prolongs human life, so if you want to live long without worrying about taking drugs and doing extreme exercises to shed weight, you better learn to fast often (even if you don't pray, just fast) and also learn to eat little, it has a lot to do with longevity

💯

I understand you feel really bad about losing an opportunity you were so sure was already yours. 😢

But as others above have mentioned, count it all joy that you now know your health status.

I will advise you seek care from the teaching hospital nearest to you, as hepatitis (especially hepatitis B) is a leading cause of cancer of the liver; in our environment.

Lost a friend of mine to it early half of last year, few months after securing a job, after years of joblessness… 😒

Not an easy feat. 🙌

Graced our screens and made us laugh, at the mere sight of his “crazy” facial expressions.

Wishing him long life in good health, to enjoy the fruits of his labour… 🙏🤲

This is so beautiful to behold. 🥰😊

Congrats to them…

This is so beautiful to behold. 🥰😊

STRI1:
Haa Subhanallah. Where do you get that from please oo


اتقي الله

Simply because you chose to be reasonable, humane and patriotic. 😒

Don’t mind him…

😂

Pusyiter:
......with this kind of political patronage and compensation, how do you think we can move forward as s country?

😢

Whazar:
What ? 😂

E no easy, at 25.

N3TRAL:
CONS

You're more likely to be useless in life and less richer than less attractive boys- facts.
I'm really worried.

To be fine boy no easy walahi 😂

Thank God I’m not one of those with the pretty girl privileges then. 🙏🥱

More like the Okonjo-Iweala kinda thingy, is the dream… 🤲😩

DissTroy:
I won't overlook sauciness or laziness because you're beautiful. I'm just as good looking as (or even better-looking than) you are so bring substance to the table. Real substance. The only leverage some have is good-looks so you being good-looking counters hers.

Probably explains why a lot of good looking men settle for very average or “just there” looking women. 🤔

I like the last sentence, sounds funny…

Whazar:
I start with myself

I have been to 7 countries, own 3 houses, a landlord to two commercial banks in Lagos, 7 trucks to my name, helped 3 people to Mecca this year and so on

All of these before I clocked 25

😁

Nice 1. 👏

It is well 😒

This is really saddening. 😔

😒

Vivvvy1:
Abeg
Una fit recommend one for people wey get maths allergy

🤣

iCauseTrouble:
I am not as dull as the most brilliant person that ever came out from your generation

Dayuuuuuummmm… 😯

You lived up to your name (moniker) and exceeded it.

You went too far. 🤧

EKONGKING:
Tinubu so much likes his drug carrying mules ,that all the states in that zone are fully represented

At least everyone has a role to play, whether good or bad; and as a politician, he needs some people for his dirty dealings who are mostly those with lion hearts!

You Tribalistic Muthafucka! 🥱🤧

Think9ja:
The person giving this advice will still drive and splash you muddy water on that bicycle.

Come to Abuja and see oppression.

Haven said that, congratulations to the people who knows someone that knows someone that knows someone that knows someone that got nominated for a ministerial position.

It is your turn to eat from the national CAke.

Make sure say U chop well.
If you slack, you might not get the chance again.

Enjoy!

Very sincere of you! 😊🥰

franchasofficia:
She was oh, the only slight differences are that my wife have this bambi eyes and big bombom (though I didn't see this lady's bum to conclude sha), and this lady is a bit lighter in complexion than my wife. Aside those, they are almost same.


After giving birth to 2 kids, my wife added a bit but its not really noticeable, and the addition is mainly around her bum

Congrats to you then, as you must have a very “intentional” woman there! 🎉
That’s some hard work, you know.

Most women this size will almost, always blow up with pregnancy and childbirth.

Kudos to your wife… 🙌

Are you aware they don’t always stay the same (like this) forever? 🤔

Good luck in your quest… 🙏✌️

franchasofficia:
Not entirely true bro, my wife has given birth to 2 already and she looks exactly like the chick posted on this thread by the op.

Was your wife exactly like the lady posted before you married her? 🤔

If they’re the regular young man and lady, it won’t work.

It’s high time we stop deceiving ourselves, but tell ourselves the bitter truth!
Most times ladies do the whole it doesn’t matter sh*t because they really want to get married and all, but once sh*t hits the ceiling; the man becomes irresponsible.

They both have to be exceptionally mature and intelligent to pull through it successfully.

Man has to have other qualities beyond amazing dxck and bedmatics, as familiarity causes their hold or value in a relationship to wane.

Ruth1994:
You go fit grow with that kind breast and yansh? He go dey discharge constantly na.
Why you dey do like kondo

Another angle 📐🤔

BigDawsNet:
Reduce pidgin if you want to speak fluent english

Wreaks havoc to the little vocabulary one has… 😒

Khyrvxjzy:
una get problem ooo
if dem no give una u go cry

dem give una u dey brag

dem use brag swear for una
una better na in una region no b best na wa ooo

But the person you quoted wasn’t bragging, but even seemed to be shading south eastern politicians.

Or did I miss something which you noticed?

Or you just derive pleasure bashing the Igbos? 🤔😒