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Jokes Etc › Re: Interview For Secretary Position (urgent!) by ituen(m): 2:18am On Mar 28, 2008
gilgee:
Matata hakuna ma cherie kiss
This na the last warning i go give u for NLD cool cool cool cool
Jokes Etc › Re: You Just Have To Read This! by ituen(m): 2:17am On Mar 28, 2008
lightning solder ur balls grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: 12. Q&a by ituen(m): 2:13am On Mar 28, 2008
NIce one

This one dem don dey tell u say u dey improve, i hope all is well
Jokes Etc › Re: Women by ituen(m): 2:09am On Mar 28, 2008
clemcy, see ur life
Jokes Etc › Re: The Most Handsome Guy On Nairaland? by ituen(m): 2:09am On Mar 28, 2008
To my nightnurse,[img]http://www.smileys4me.com/getsmiley.php?show=2355[/img]    

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
I    LOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE               YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back by ituen(m): 9:34pm On Mar 27, 2008
wetin u dey check intactness for? u be inspector?
Jokes Etc › Re: To Go School No Be By Force by ituen(op): 9:33pm On Mar 27, 2008
take ya time oh
Jokes Etc › Re: Pet Shop by ituen(m): 9:18pm On Mar 27, 2008
HCL,

na wa for yu. i don even forget say u dey this country.

where u dey since? try oh

nice jokes anyway
Jokes Etc › Re: Adedibu Is Recruiting by ituen(m): 9:18pm On Mar 27, 2008
na so wetin?
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Important Course For Men by ituen(m): 9:14pm On Mar 27, 2008
thank goodness say u been dey there wen the tin wan commot for "down below"
Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 9:11pm On Mar 27, 2008
. . . . left breast - N25 (mango size)

right breast - N100 (pawpaw size)

down below - mastercard required
Jokes Etc › Re: Very Important Course For Men by ituen(m): 9:08pm On Mar 27, 2008
Success dey see im menses for now
Jokes Etc › Re: Who Is Right? by ituen(op): 9:07pm On Mar 27, 2008
storm go carry everybody go
Jokes Etc › Re: Life Sentence Palaver by ituen(m): 8:31pm On Mar 27, 2008
Gilgee,

u go be her right hand man?
Jokes Etc › Re: In Too Far: Sam Milla: (senior) by ituen(m): 8:30pm On Mar 27, 2008
very very funny
Jokes Etc › Re: Alcohoroscopes - Which One Are You? by ituen(m): 8:28pm On Mar 27, 2008
alcohol no good oh
Jokes Etc › Re: Am Back by ituen(m): 10:41pm On Mar 26, 2008
gilgee:
**Takes tessy to one corner to check if she is intact. . . Alas she is! Rubs her anointing oil . . . **
lands gilgee a thunderous slap

U no dey fear my wife?
Jokes Etc › Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 10:35pm On Mar 26, 2008
25 kobo u mean
Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Laugh At Some Blondes by ituen(op): 10:28pm On Mar 26, 2008
me i no know if the guy fit get wife sef talklessof blonde
Jokes Etc › Re: Lola, You Are Greatly Missed by ituen(m): 10:26pm On Mar 26, 2008
am still tinking

lets throw it to the audience to deliberate

AUDIENCE, wat can we do to help the naijastyle
Jokes Etc › Re: You Just Have To Read This! by ituen(m): 5:59pm On Mar 26, 2008
If u fit get clone, why u think say i no get 1200 clones
Jokes Etc › Re: The Nigerian,chinese And German by ituen(m): 5:53pm On Mar 26, 2008
kronky na Ex chairman na

So the biz dey blood
Jokes Etc › Re: Driver Win Police by ituen(op): 5:51pm On Mar 26, 2008
confirm under his high state?
Jokes Etc › Re: To Go School No Be By Force by ituen(op): 5:48pm On Mar 26, 2008
Make my head big so that i go fit drink panadol for u
Jokes Etc › Re: Welcoming Myself by ituen(m): 5:41pm On Mar 26, 2008
Zubansky la touche

Welcome to NLD jokes section. We offer clasical jokes that you make you forget ur hunger and insult ur boss(if he overrides ur hooking up to NLD)

But very soon, u will get the basic intiation into the Kuvuki hood and the normal banter from militants in this forum

But as the HEad of chiefs, Kuvuki kingdom, protection is abound only if u suscribe to that offer.

For further details, kontact Head of Defence, Kuvuki (General Saucekid)
Jokes Etc › Re: From Kronky! With So Much Weed In Da Brain by ituen(m): 5:31pm On Mar 26, 2008
Donkey kong kronky
Jokes Etc › Re: Girls' Night Out by ituen(m): 5:29pm On Mar 26, 2008
Kronky the donkey kong
Jokes Etc › Re: Let Practice Some Pranks by ituen(op): 5:29pm On Mar 26, 2008
ok

dont worry, i go play you soon
Jokes Etc › Re: The Hunter by ituen(m): 4:58pm On Mar 26, 2008
silly boi grin
Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by ituen(m): 4:53pm On Mar 26, 2008
No be NCNC party you dey?
Jokes Etc › Re: National Address By Gunpoint! by ituen(m): 4:49pm On Mar 26, 2008
i wish him 40 more years of happy and painless sniffing
Jokes Etc › Re: 3 Things Women Have Which Men Dont: by ituen(m): 4:42pm On Mar 26, 2008
Giligee,

Na the slave trade effect dey worry the boy

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