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Teacher: Mavis, can you tell me which month is the shortest?

Mavis: It's May, miss.

Teacher: No, it isn't. The shortest month is February.

Mavis: But, miss, February has eight letters in it while May only has three!

Get up, shouted Albert's mother. You'll be late for school.

But I don't want to go, protested Albert. All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible, and it's all extremely boring. I want to stay home.

But, replied Albert's mother, you're forty-three and the headmaster of the school.

Get up, shouted Albert's mother. You'll be late for school.

But I don't want to go, protested Albert. All the kids are horrible, the teachers are terrible, and it's all extremely boring. I want to stay home.

But, replied Albert's mother, you're forty-three and the headmaster of the school.

Is that how you say good morning?

YOu no dey respect ur chief again

too bad akin

you just met ur nemesis

I still got 2 spare forms

YOu and Mukina can come get them free of charge

just like if i kiss u, u must kiss me back oh

I love you black

mallama

meet Ayusman or Kronkykay

Or better still, GILGEE can do u fine

go in peace my son. Ur faith has mad u whole

@Adesoji

u fine oh

I wonder why our fans can support the current coach.

We all can critisize AG but the truth is that if u were good to analyze, then u shld have been in Chelsea long time ago.

I still belive AG will bring the CL trophy home even thoug hhe loses therest

messiah

wetin i wan use encyclo do, when i get google

I'm not talking abt future based on dreams

I'm talking abt realistice future

I can

but no be by force

wetin i go use am do?

na to cook am, give my dogs make dem chop

Well they are my employees.

Somebody gotta type when i'm away

You too expensive

Make i go village find local prayer warrior

of course

oh, that means na VILLAGE BAT dem go dey patronise

looks like u don do am b4?

if u dont know urself, den its too bad

nope

as u can see, na me and ayusman dey design the project.

If this na ur style of applying as a test model, make shame no catch you.

I go use you

thanks for ur support

tnks bro,

we go wash am wen we meet in paradise

carry go

na so clemcy life dey

good for u

now i know that u are my great grand papa mate