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Politics / Re: We Will Retrieve Stolen Presidential Mandate Says PDP by IvarTheTerrible: 7:49am On May 29, 2019
Biafran Presidential Mandate.

Unfortunately Peter Obi will still be a Houseboy in that Republic.

As per the Nigerian one, forgeddaboutit, he don enter voicemail grin

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Politics / Re: Tayo Akinmade Ayinde (next Lagos State Governor) by IvarTheTerrible: 7:08am On May 29, 2019
I predict he would be Chief of Staff of Lagos in 2019

Jehovah whispered to me!
cool cool cool
Romance / Re: Guys , Have You Ever Shagged A Nairalander? Anonymously Share Your Experience. by IvarTheTerrible: 8:29pm On May 28, 2019
Check my profile for the true story.

She was super ugly but i was drunk.

She claimed i did it, but with the craw craw on her behind. HELLLL NOOO!!!!

You can say it was a 0.5 bang cry


https://www.nairaland.com/5146540/serious-love-triangle

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Politics / Re: Where Is Oshiomhole’s Wife, Lara? by IvarTheTerrible: 8:26pm On May 28, 2019
See the way Oshiomole grabbed her hand in the pix shocked shocked shocked

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Romance / Re: "This People Are Crazy, During Fasting" - Lovers Caught Making Love On A Roof by IvarTheTerrible: 8:21pm On May 28, 2019
The commentary in Yoruba was hilarious grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ambode Hands Over To Sanwo-olu (Photo) by IvarTheTerrible: 3:16pm On May 28, 2019
chukwuibuipob:
grin grin wink smiley wink cheesy smiley smiley wink grin wink cheesy grin grin wink cheesy grin cheesy wink grin sad cool grin

STEP 8 : Wake up and stop dreaming grin
Politics / Re: Ambode Hands Over To Sanwo-olu (Photo) by IvarTheTerrible: 3:14pm On May 28, 2019
Chukwuibuipob. PLEASE screenshot his prediction on Saraki since you are FTC in response to BabaAlabi

Don't insult so that the biased mods wouldn't hide it. The foolishness is already plain to see grin grin grin

Politics / Re: Ambode Hands Over To Sanwo-olu (Photo) by IvarTheTerrible: 2:24pm On May 28, 2019
STEP 8 : Buy yourself a brain even if it is 2nd Hand fairly used tongue grin

BabaAlabi:
Step 1: Go home, cry, mourn the loss of the sweet governorship position.

Step 2: Pick yourself up and start working again. Plot for a ministerial position.

Step 3: Build up your grassroots support. Ensure majority of Igbos in Lagos have their PVC.

Step 4: Officially Decamp to PDP.

Step 5: Open the pandora's box of Tinubu's godfatherism and denigrate SanwoOlu's admin.

Step 6: Become PDP governorship candidate and Run against Jide in 2023.

Step 7: Win your mandate back.

Guys, see the other thread by "BabaAlabi", our IPOB "genius"! tongue

cc chukwuibuipob, wristbangle, ayoefa, rhythyson, AfonjaBoston, oizatobad, seyigiggle, MzErica

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Family / Re: Nigerian Mother Of Twins Welcomes Quadruplets, Shares Beautiful Family Photos by IvarTheTerrible: 2:19pm On May 28, 2019
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Doctor's recommendation : Vasectomy and tubal ligation concurrently.

2.....4.....8. This one na geometric progression cheesy

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Romance / Re: Hooker And Her Client Flogged For Fighting Over His Refusal To Pay After Service by IvarTheTerrible: 12:51pm On May 28, 2019
9jaArea:
Ladies now see sex as the easiest route to make money.

Ladies in Lagos, Ibadan, Ekiti, Akure and Osogbo charge between 8 to 10k for short time and 15 to 30k per night.

This multi million naira sex trade is driven by dating and social media apps like Tinder, Inmassage, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, Codedruns amongst others.

Guys please if you must make a booty call ensure you have the capacity to pay, if you can't afford the corporate ladies go for the cheap ones that line the streets at night.

Your yam legged sisters are the ones doing prostitution in those cities.

Nnamdi Kanu, your god said 99% of your women, mothers and sisters do it.

I am not insulting, simply quoting grin

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Romance / Re: Hooker And Her Client Flogged For Fighting Over His Refusal To Pay After Service by IvarTheTerrible: 12:48pm On May 28, 2019
VillagePipu:


I saw one lady I know very well on inmessage. She is married and her husband is a deacon in the parish of the church I used to attend before I moved to my present location.

Was surprised to see her put 'money talks, bullshlt walks' as her profile on inmessage.

Maybe someone stole her pictures....They are bold, but i doubt they are that bold but who knows? shocked

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Romance / Re: Hooker And Her Client Flogged For Fighting Over His Refusal To Pay After Service by IvarTheTerrible: 12:47pm On May 28, 2019
Yeebow Amaka...Kwenu folks grin
Politics / Re: Photos From Preparations From Presidential Inauguration Tomorrow by IvarTheTerrible: 12:44pm On May 28, 2019
No yeebows will sit on those chairs grin

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Politics / Re: Saraki And Dogara: In Terms Of Patriotism, I Rate Them Very Very Low-Buhari by IvarTheTerrible: 7:34am On May 28, 2019
cyberguy72:
Shut up joor

come and shut me. it was all the truth...and you know it.
Politics / Re: Saraki And Dogara: In Terms Of Patriotism, I Rate Them Very Very Low-Buhari by IvarTheTerrible: 6:41am On May 28, 2019
cheesy

He who laughs last, laughs best.

Saraki crushed...Dogara irrelevant.

Buhari at the peak, nothing more to aspire for in Nigeria after being a 2 term President.

Only 2 men have ruled a country of almost 200 million people TWICE.

No be beans, on top NEPA bill certificate as IPOB yewts claim ooo tongue

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Politics / Re: FG Fulfils Pledge Of House To Westerhorf After 25 Years by IvarTheTerrible: 5:06am On May 28, 2019
dokyOloye:
Instead of una to make life meaningful and easy for Nigerians,una de serious de do showboating.
No light,bad roads,empty hospitals,insecurity at its peak,etc,na white man wey done chop belleful una de build house for..
Next one na to declare public holidays for June 12.


Na those kind of things Nigerians go take put food for their belle?
Most useless govt in Africa and probably d whole world.

You are a yeebow guy that asslicks a Yoruba man called BUKOLA but abuse his kinsmen.

What's the correlation between June 12 and Football?

If you continue like this, you would die poor and wretched like your father and the one before him....complaining endlessly.

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Politics / Re: FG Fulfils Pledge Of House To Westerhorf After 25 Years by IvarTheTerrible: 5:05am On May 28, 2019
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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha: I Will Be President Of Nigeria, Mark My Words by IvarTheTerrible: 9:39am On May 27, 2019
cheesy cheesy cheesy

President, Okoro-Statue. grin

Maybe it is the Akpu they eat that makes them so delusional tongue

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Meet Dotun Popoola Who Turns Metal Scraps To Pieces Of Art (Photos, Video) by IvarTheTerrible: 5:15am On May 27, 2019
MetaPhysical:
This is fortune built from scrap

Those pictures should be at the top. The OP just put up pictures of his face and not showcasing his body of work.

Incredible to look at! shocked

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Politics / Re: Orji Uzor Kalu Endorses Ahmed Lawan For Senate President (Photos) by IvarTheTerrible: 4:58am On May 27, 2019
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo And Peter Obi Met Earlier Today In Abeokuta- Picture by IvarTheTerrible: 9:35pm On May 26, 2019
Destroyerofyeeb:
Like this type? Nah thanks I'll pass
'

ODIKWA RISKY. See ISHU ESE aka Yam Legs alias Oh my goodness! shocked shocked shocked

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kills 25 Soldiers In Borno Ambush - The Cable by IvarTheTerrible: 9:29pm On May 26, 2019
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Politics / Re: Obasanjo And Peter Obi Met Earlier Today In Abeokuta- Picture by IvarTheTerrible: 9:21pm On May 26, 2019
Politics / Re: Obasanjo And Peter Obi Met Earlier Today In Abeokuta- Picture by IvarTheTerrible: 8:12pm On May 26, 2019
Amuocha:
Something big is cooking grin

Yes, OBJ is about to send him on an errand as per houseboy grin

he served Atiku diligently as a slave, why can't he serve Atiku's former boss?

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Politics / Re: VIDEOS Of Asari Dokubo Warning Nnamdi Kanu And IPOB. by IvarTheTerrible: 4:23pm On May 26, 2019
oilPUSSY, MorufuAtanda....

You guys can come out of hiding, i have pleaded on your behalf, Asari has gone.

I no see una for front page, una don vamoose grin grin grin

I can bet you guys defecated on yourselves. Ijaw nation is now Number 3 in Nigeria.

It would soon be the turn of Efik to capture you. Effiong that Ojukwu handed over to, no be Akwa Ibom? grin

I am shocked to see yeebows on the FP claiming "divide & rule" and begging for Southern unity cheesy

God knows how many of una don run reach Abidjan grin cheesy

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Politics / Re: Work For Zamfara People, Obi Urges Governor-elect by IvarTheTerrible: 11:44am On May 26, 2019
Urchman200:
Urchman to his father: you mean it ? I use to pdp Is ipob party, u people have started regaining ur sense slowly.
Politics / Re: Shiite Youths Insult Buhari: "You Are A Fool And A Criminal" by IvarTheTerrible: 11:30am On May 26, 2019
donkarly:
donkarly to his fagg0t father,Say that to your public toilet, general pussy donor,village prostitute mother.we the igbos don't give a f**k
Politics / Re: Shiite Youths Insult Buhari: "You Are A Fool And A Criminal" by IvarTheTerrible: 11:13am On May 26, 2019
MorufuAtanda:


E pain am! grin

Politics / Re: Shiite Youths Insult Buhari: "You Are A Fool And A Criminal" by IvarTheTerrible: 11:12am On May 26, 2019
donkarly:

donkarly to his useless fagg0t father:
Ozu nwulu anwu like you..esu michaa gi onu there

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