victorian:
Trendy hoodies

Mama Christmas, our mummy, my mummy, you have trendy hoodies oo. They sent you dough some days ago sef and I am hungry here. Victorian, you can imagine. Just imagine this one for a minute

elisho:
my woman don't do anything at home because of this useless program i just remove the fuse now

Lmao. Damn.

chocboi78:
True talk.. I love d site.
The "congregation of crazy Nigerians" got me laughing hard

Haha, me too.

sonnie10:
Warning : Graphic story

In those days of firing squad in Nigeria, there was one we went to watch that involved 16 condemned criminals. But one of them was a notorious "Odeshi" boosting criminal. He was the one most people came to watch. In fact, most people betted that he would never die by the guns. Usually, 2 soldiers were given one criminal to execute, so there were 32 soldiers altogether. After the preparations of the drums, the criminals were tied to each drum and the soldiers had their normal parade, then prayers were offered by the priest.

The final moment came. At the command of the leading solider, bullets rained and the smell and sound of hot metals (the bullets colliding with the drums) and gun powder filled the air. From a distance where the watching crowd gathered at the opposite end of the field, I could see red vapor of blood rising in the air from each drum stand. Blood spattered and dripped all over them. Some died at the sound of the gun, some at the first shot, most after a while. We knew because we could see their heads dropped over their chests. However, a medical examiner also approached them to confirm that they were actually dead. How they even thought anyone would survive it still beats my imagination. Ironically, the "Odeshi" criminal did not die. His head was still up. He was the last one standing of the 16.

The way the soldiers worked as a team was to join their next neighbor once their own assigned criminal was confirmed death. Therefore, as the number of criminals reduced, the number of soldiers facing the remaining ones increased. Finally, it was this last one standing versus 32 soldiers. Till today, I wish I had unseen what I saw that day. The down pour of bullets, the ripping of flesh and the dismemberment of individual body parts. The soldiers made a perfect circle on his chest with bullets, which eventually gave way and the pound of flesh landed on the ground creating a blood filled tunnel on his chest. That was when his head dropped. The doctor found his way through the mess and nodded in affirmation.

It was the end of the man with "Odeshi" as the soldier marched away to allow the city undertakers scoop what was left of his remains and nailed the coffin.

Hmm. Well written.

Englishisamust:


Thanks, but why do you use ( when you complete the first sentence.

I don't get, sir. Is it, "... it's the handiwork..."?

I couldn't effect the change because the editor would not change its to it's

I really like the way you point out errors though. People are too ... to see that you don't actually mean any harm.

Arrewa:
If na for bauchi or Jigawa this one happen now... Brainless Tribalistic elements will come to stereotype and insult the whole northern region.

They will be avoiding this thread like plague, even the ones that will comment will only condemn the crime.

We have evil people in every region, in every tribe and every religion.

People commit crime regardless of their tribe.

I give it to you.

Englishisamust:


Correction

Afonjas don't bear such names, we know it's the handywork of Igbos, the normal miscreants, fake drug, fake parts, fake clothes, drug peddlers, fraud both online and see me I see you, baby factory and omg. They are everywhere.

Corrections, lol.


Afonjas don't bear such names; we know its the handiwork of Igbos, the normal miscreants, fake drug, fake parts, fake clothes, drug peddlers, fraud, both online and see-me-I-see you, baby factory and omg.... They are everywhere.

olisaEze:


I answered ur questions accordingly and asked some of mine. Suggesting that the IPOB speaks for any geo-political zone is a very wrong assumption. Recently Abubakar Shekau spoke against the death sentence of an activist in Kano, will it be right to say Kano state has lost all political goodwill because boko haram speaks for them? This is Nigeria, everyone insults their political opponents, it’s part of the Nigerian style of politics. Tinubu has previously insulted PMB, El’rufai has insulted Tinubu, PMB has insulted Tinubu, Oshiomole has insulted Ize-Iyamu, the list is endless. The SW has not always voted in alignment with the North, and has been vocal against them since '92. What I find incredible is the fact that the political banter of SEners should be held against them when it’s not the case across board!

I am neither here nor there, but well said.

You have my likes.

victorian:








Honestly I wonder too. The hyping just too much

He looks like Wolverine .

I can't just place his looks and smiles most times.

Women can trip sha

Mummy wa, enu gbe!

Akant shin sukun

victorian:
Exbanker u are not suppose to be labelled a human being!

So because of 50k u want to fucvkk two sisters for as long as u live!
God punish poverty!

What if u were mistakenly blessed like my boo, who has spent and doled out 3 million naira in a space of 8months of dating me, just splash and say Princess take, and make yourself happy?
And he is still deep in money.

What will u do? Exhume and Fucvkk my dead family resting their graves ?

I wonder the kind of wicked animal uv turned into?

Tell the ladies to contact me for the balance 50k!
What rubbish!

To hell with your miserable 50k!
Tufia!

You must be extremely fortunate. I am talking with regards to the bolded. Are you just exaggerating? Even if it's 1m within 8 months, it would look like exaggeration to me.

Have you asked him about the source of his wealth? I mean, no one plucks money on trees. He has to either be an advanced fee scammer, a politician

or nothing


To dole out that much. Please sit him down and try to know the source of his wealth. You really have to know.

And back to the topic: are you serious about offsetting a part of the 50k? Ah, mama the mama, let me share my bank details here?

Golan007:


Not saying you shouldn't document your transactions but I assure you, even with documentation, your "friend" would still have shafted you.

Good friends pay regardless of documents.

Hmm.

ZINIBANKS:

I don't know if you've seen any of my comments on one thread about African Americans we Nigerian niggar are really suffering from our women
Let me brief it around early 2019 I meet a black American woman from abbeville Louisiana she's very older than me,she showed commitment normal the way a woman is suppose to show it and she even have plans for me to come over but due to some Shi from me everything burst
So what's my point this woman know the reply of any conversation you strike and how to give a meaningful answer unlike our ladies here that lol have spoiled their life and they will make that chat boring for you with that stupid lol.
You won't believe when am not online this woman will have given me series of messages telling me she's worried that she haven't heard from me and she sometimes beg me to chat with her. which niaja girl will beg you to chat with her
And this woman is very very beautiful she told me whenever she go to the store she get atleast 3 toaster but she will tell them she already have someone,I swear our girls here can't compete with this woman when it's comes to beauty, it's only when you zoom her picture you will know she's already a grown up woman
You see I pray God just help us when you leave this shithole Nigerian girls will be the last thing on your radar Walai
It's is here in Nigeria that they're special no one gives a fūck about them in foreign countries

Continue deceiving the gullible. You'll certainly succeed.

[quote author=samirus post=92251258]
I pray you don’t witness how this thieves operates .. you should know they have pushed people to the wall[/quote
seriously, and you could not be more right.

Thejustw14:
Sincerely, the killers are worse, compared to the thieves.:!!:.
I'm human, I get mad but jungle justice is over the top. Doesn't mean I support stealing either.
It just had to be said.:!!:.

Jungle justice can sometimes be very very necessary

[quote author=fati2001 post=92156231][/quote]

Were you born in 2001?

How are you Roland.

I have paypal for sale but I would love to know your rate first

And what is the minimum you buy

sapila:


Can i buy your PayPal fund instead?

Sure why not. You are going first. For no reason whatsoever will I. You pay what you get though. Let me know your rate.

6by8long:



Getbarter doesn't work for withdrawal from PayPal

thank you very much

I was thinking it will not work because obviously
You cannot verify the the card, like you cannot get authentication token and I was right.

uruba23:

Why not use an Africard

that's going to be another expenses how about this card

ubunja:
guess you don't know a woman can be two different things to two different men. A woman is a mirror. She becomes what you expect women to be. Keep up please

The Red Pill is eternal.
Death to simps.

I agree with your first paragraph How how h how do you come to know this

I don't want to pay money and find out later on that the card is not going to work for Lesotho PayPal account
coupled with the fact that If I want to get the money back to my account, I'll get it at a lower rate.

I am hoping to withdraw my paypal funds from my Lesotho account, but I don't know if anyone has used barter and it worked?

I'm afraid I will be forced to pay $2 for activation fee and card will not work

EzzyCarter:
Used to secretly cruise town with aunt's car. Broke the headlight one day. Her driver was blamed and the money was deducted from his salary. Felt guilty but I could not own up. Stylishly paid him the money back some weeks after (he thought I was being generous )

Oga, you funny die. However, it doesn't look like being generous is the same as paying off debt. Is it? Not at all. No matter how you try to balance things out for wrong done by that route, intentions and exact measures alone is not enough to balance wrong and debt. You're welcome!!!

God will do it ma.

No nepotism here. Simply put, this is a treacherous, vile, wicked act. How can only one state get 30% of what's meant for all Nigerians?

Some weren't even covered. They should be quarantined


This happened recently. Six people die from coronavirus after attending same funeral in South Carolina



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-south-carolina-deaths-cases-funeral-a9471541.html?utm_source=reddit.com

nwafresh:


You just entered this planet or you just don't know what's going on all over the world? Which one?

I have also been experiencing a draught of audios

COdeGenesis:


Why are you passing wrong information. I have 4 QA accounts and I run them simultaneously. I use the same paypal account and I receive funds for the 4 accounts via that same paypal

Isn't it against the TOS to open multiple account?

Lagos? Nope.

shestrong:
Money cannot buy or do everything. The supreme being should not be taken for granted

Thanks!!!

pahars:
Everyone is human regardless of your fame,money or status.God should always be first.

Thank you.

Some Nairalanders may want to see this.