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This is a message I got my my child's nusery, preschool as it is called in the UK.

I laughed and went down memory lane, although my nursery school days were not bad.

I remember vividly how my mum will always stop at Leventis shop at Ewa road in Benin City to buy choco milo before walking me to my nursery school, we were given ice cream during some lunch period, we were taught how to wash our hands before eating our lunch.

What is your nusery school or garri school years memory? What is that funny message you got from your child's nursery school that made you smile,laugh and sent you down memory lane?

Better days are ahead.

Issss falling out of love

I am not understanding, the first, second, third or last ex ,
which one of the exes are we talking about ?

Chaiiiiiiiiiiiiii! There is God oooo

I have sent you something Neni omome.
God keep you and your family bro.

Sir,your write up brought tears to my eyes.We that call ourselves Christians and still alive should check our lives well o.
quote author=Algold post=103541580]As we bury T.B Joshua today, we must not bury some of the Christ-like virtues that made him outstanding.

I kept thinking throughout the night – was this how Jesus came, performed miracles, fed the poor, healed the sick and did other good works, but the people despised, hated and killed him? I am not equating any man to Jesus, but T.B Joshua demonstrated more Christ-like virtues than many “God’s Chief Registrars, Chiefs of Staff to Jesus, Assistant God, Deputy God” parading our pulpits today as “masters of the universe”.



They told us how ‘evil’ he was, but were silent on his matrimonial success. He had just one wife and they were married for 31 years… This is Christ-like.

They told us how ‘evil’ he was, but were silent when he fed the poor, built hospitals and schools, responded to humanitarian needs on our streets… This is Christ-like.

They told us how ‘evil’ he was, but kept mute on his humility to board the same coastal bus with his team to go for outreaches. This is Christ-like because even Jesus Christ boarded the same boat with his disciples.

They told us how ‘evil’ he was but kept silent when he brought peace to South Sudan. He was a peacemaker. “Blessed are the Peacemakers…”. This is Chris-like.

Not until his death did I know his wife and even children because he never projected his family. His life and preachings projected Christ more than anything else.

He was Christ-like more than many of his critics whose followers know the “Man of God” than they know the God of men. Whose followers know their ‘father in the Lord’ than they know Christ.

People of the World, please show me one T.B Joshua’s enemy. The same people calling him fake have fellow brethren they call enemies. The same people calling him false prophet have fellow ‘genuine’ pastors that they are not in talking terms with. The same people calling him ‘evil’ have fellow Christians they wish death upon… Between these people and T.B Joshua, who is more like Christ?

If Prophet T.B Joshua was ‘evil’ and he healed the sick in the name of Jesus, fed the poor, built hospitals, schools and houses for the needy, brought peace to nations of the earth, then I like his kind of ‘evil.’

Rest in Peace Prophet T.B Joshua!

Enenche Enenche
Abuja, Nigeria
09/07/2021


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[quote author=AntiWailer post=103349440]Imagine.

So they did not discuss all these before the party ?

All this generation focus on is the wedding party with no idea of what will happen in the marriage itself.

If u married outside Ur church, u people did not agree before u went to the alter ?

And if u people cnt agree on 1 church to go and build the family, why are u wasting your time going to church at all.

You cnt trust your husband's decision on choice of place of worship and he is supposed to be the spiritual head of the house.

All the activities Una dey do dey form workers in church. A very high percentage of u won't make heaven.

If you can not convince your hubby to follow u to church and he can not convince u to follow him, the marriage is already on a wrong foundation.

The two of u will be acting strangely on different teachings. That is a recipe for disaster.

Imagine Oyakhilome and Ashimolowo as different Pastors in the family. One believe covid is 5G another thought it was just a pandemic. How Una wan settle 'spiritual' differences at home ?

Choose your home or the church. Which ever pays u. Just analyze the consequences, one must make way very veeeery soon. I will advise u choose wisely.





And aunty wey say she does not go to her husband's church despite the fact that he is a Pastor.

You are a disaster waiting to happen. Soon it will be obvious they can't believe in his teaching since the wife does not believe in the nonsense he is doing.

When he grows to a point, the sisters will arrange some session for him. Before u know he is long gone.[/quote I laugh fall down from my chair

Innobee99:
Matthew 6:25 Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?

This made me laugh,no need for food time table because it has to do with thinking and calculations

santakris:
Most advice you will get here are from non married guys. I am married and I know what it takes to manage a family now. I advise abortion if the preg is still young (under 2 months). Have a wonderful Sunday.

Well said �

rafcrown:
GOD WILL PROVIDE.SAY NO TO MURDER ,ABORTION AND RACISM

Through who nah?Through fellow hungry men?

michlins:
If you can't take care of the child, financially, emotionally and psychologically. Kukuma abort

If someone was aborted earlier, Nigeria wouldn't be like this

Well said

I agree with you.
They are not wrong to abort it but they should go for family planning afterwards,withdrawal is not 100% effective it fails and has failed me.My advice is, never you give birth to children you can't care for,wether you are rich or poor because it takes more than money to care for them ,you have to be emotionally capable as well and be ready to give your all.

slawormiir
post=103349231:
Damnnn niggar
You are not wrong my dear
They should get rid of the pregnancy
After aborting it..then look for a way to prevent the wife from getting pregnant for now.....
Couples can do withdrawal method, condom....family planning....Whatever....I mean what ever...

And funny enough their apartment might even be a low budget face me i slap you kind of house

Someone like you -by Adele
Smile make them think you are happy-Avalon

1.Someone like you-Song by Adele .


2. Friend of a wounded heart-Song by
Avalon.

Thank me later.

[Please ,can you increase the volume of your mic?Thank you Oluwaseyi. Before we condemn, lets Set our own challenge to counterbalance,not sit and be writing epistle.quote author=oluwaseyi0 post=98601778]No one is forcing anyone to watch the challenge

How many threads on top one challenge, stop disturbing us who like the challenge

Go and form your own Bible challenge and make millions of people participate rather than convulsing over other people own

Live and let live

Even though we know it's your fellow Christians and Muslims that watch the challenge most in Nigeria[/quote]

[I cannot just stop laughing at this comment,it is somehow true .quote author=OdogwuBlog post=98601628]

These Pastors Go condemn this challenge tire !!!!

Na them Go Buy earpiece dey watch am on low key .....

No be to write stuffs about it be the koookoooo , check your next tab xxVideoss dey On for it ...

We know una naaaa ....

The man weah dey talk say he no fit marry chubby girls .... don cheat on his wifee ..... his reason was ... I LOVE CHUBBY GIRLS ON COLD NIGHT ... BUT I NO FIT MARRY THEM !!!

Tunde Give me my kpooo make i smoke ...[/quote]

Hum!We christians should only preach Christ and repentance and not condemnation. Leave the work of repentance to the holy spirit.

Beautifully written piece. Very interesting to read. Gather here if you read the story from beginning to end.

gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh

Congratulations !!

When last did _________ feature in any international list?

I didn't càll name, what ever you think, is the right answer to the question.

You are an ala ko ba somebody � � �

The marriages of these days doesn't last because it is being taken for granted by the couple. During the wedding ceremony of those days,you will see the bride crying profusely because she is setting out to the world of the unknown but these days,you will see the bride dancing as if it is a competition all because she thinks she now knows everything since she has been visiting the man's house ,this is what i call "too know causes no respect" syndrome.
In summay,the marriages of this days does not last mainly due to "too know causes no respect" syndrome �

Klass99:
I swear down, that part of the narrative off me

Since I was born and now that I am old, it is good and hospitable practice to offer your guests refreshment without resentment.

Even artisans who came to do work in our house and were being paid for their labour/service, were still offered refreshment by my mom in addition to their pay.

Now that I am an adult, I do what I saw my mum do as a child and it builds goodwill for me with my plumber, AC technician and painter. I can't call those guys and they will ignore me. When they arrive they do really good work because I have built goodwill with them.

Omoh, good training and upbringing matters a lot and it goes a long way.

Are you trying to say she wasn't trained or brought up properly or her grandma didn't bring up her mum properly? Which one you dey?

You shouldn't have hung the phone up on him,that's very insulting.You need to work on your emotional intelligence.

TransAtlanticEx:
Are you sure you really wanna do this?
Cos I'm ready when you are.
Feed me and my family( a whole my family ooo) for ages yet your mama dey want kill herself say your fiance no buy bread for am?.
Why not use that money weh you want use am feed me and my generation buy your mama provisions keep for house na
And somehow its from this miserly,miserable existence that you wanna feed my family(really rich ) from?
My eldest sister got married in 2004,in 2003 when the man came for introduction,he wore shorts and was empty handed.
You know why?There was nothing he could bring that we don't have and he knew it
What you could have done sef to even cover your bf is send some money to your thirsty mom and claim your bf sent it,but instead you fought with him over it,maybe because you and your mama don plan as una go share the stipends weh the guy suppose bring,
Yet a bottom feeder like you wants to feed my generation?

very very funny reply .She will be in sefiaaaa pain now.Killer Reply

sacajawea:
What's that

Toasted bread stuffed with soft cheese lettuce and cooked beef.

Breakfast

Most banks in Nigeria do not have the ready capacity or customer care for people who live outside Nigeria and still keep an accout with them.

I had a similar problem with Access bank recently though it had nothing to do with google payment,they kept using the term "on or before close of biz"that will never end.

Bro,you should be thanking your stars that the customer care unit is still in talks with you.

Ecobank numbers will not even go through when you call.

Although,i heard GTB is the best bank to deal with if you live outside the shores of Nigeria. You could give them a trial someday.

This is called finishing ,I have laughed my head off,I did not even know that there is postinor13,I thought it was just 1 and 2that is available.Chaiiii quoteor=IamD18 post=86742135]Look at the content of a white woman's purse.

Very reasonable and interesting contents.

Try open a Nigerian woman's purse. You'll keep seeing things like...

Tissue, pad, spare pant, female condom, makeup kits, Paracetamol, 5inches nail, agbalumo seed, vitamin C, cucumber, spoon, candle, condemned charger, baba blue sweet, Old 20Naira note,postinor13,crayfish, rusted ear rings and all sorts of rubbish.

Some dey even carry shaving bic dey waka around incase they see opportunity to fvck for money, dem go enter bathroom go shave come out dey shine teeth like goat wey dem cut em head.

Tufiakwa!!![/quote]

I still used this line last week for a soon to be tailor . I called him to ask how much he will sew a South south attire for my soon to be one year old and he said #15,000 for sewing and #7,000 for a trouser lenght of fabric .I just told him I will get back to you ,till today and tomorrow I will not get back to him .

Yes,I don't think any other man would have complimented me this much in my 6years old marriage .

If you have the time to treat her Bleep up,report her to tenancy rights .She will be punnished ,she has no right to discriminate..It is not funny at all.

I have the same growth on my right wrist too,it's been there for many years,I did not do anything to it because I don't feel any pain whatsoever. I will advice you to leave it so that,it won't cause more trouble that was not there in the first place.

Very scary

ngwababe:
Second to last pic, na person leg be that?