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I seriously do not believe all these quotes really originates from him. My opinion though!

Plain truth! Na wetin people wan die untop be dis?

Una no dey tire to ''caption this'' ?

See his tiny head!

I am guessing he is has a small man down there hence his question

Another batch of results have been uploaded. Check your portal if you have outstandings!

Are they breathing? See how dem fat like puffpuff

Na tsunami happen for the first page? Too many hidden posts!

diasporaman:
Governor Hell Rufai the herod of Kaduna who want to ban christianity in his state by passing the anti -preaching law hasn't seen anything yet. This is just a top of an iceberg. Fight God you'll die

And God chose the Southern part of Kaduna which is predominantly christians?

suzan404:
6. This amala that schooled abroad and has a
foreign bae.

Warrisdis!

Donexy16:
She's learning how she will carry the man for the rest of her life. Put ur phone on landscape u'll see what i mean.

I just did!

franklynsunny:
bag of rice 20k,d last time I brought bag of rice was 27th March 2015 bfor election bt today...c every every




...

Weldone!

I have seen designer bags made of these Ghana must go type of material. If they ever import such to Nigeria or Africa, we would buy and feel among with it.

Now one of us decided to trailblaze and all we do is condemn her? But if na Oyinbo now, it would be the next trending thing. Truly, we as Africans have issues!



The lady to me, although looked poor, wanted to make the best out of her wedding day by being unique and i think she succeded in doing just that.

CFCman:
They would ravage his rectum there

Oh Lawd! You just made me visualise just what might happen to him



How are you doing Bro?

where he is going to now, he is the one that would get beaten for refusing to have s.ex with them!

uwagimboo:
What do u expect when hunger is the order of the day..

How does hunger correlate to this?

No source?

I have a Daughter in one of the FGGC's and her bill for next term did not reflect any such change in fees payable.

Tolexander:
Lovely picture anyway. Not everyone has the opportunity to be with one's granny like this.

Abeg little girl, don't go to Play Store to download Nairaland app on Mr President's tab o.
Make DSS no invade here o, cos the names they call Mr Buhari here na die o.

As in ehnnn!

We are better off with the tracksuit then!


Warisdis? Na avengers or na transformers outfit?

I vote Fynestboi





Cc NLJEGA

It takes 4yrs to prepare for the olympics. What was the LOC doing these past 3yrs?

woodcook:
N160 against N198 vs N197 against N400 do the math and stop being ridiculous.

What was govt response to the plight of Nigerian students with regards to FX?

Can you honestly say that the dollar was N197 as at November 2015? if not why not use the black market rate as at that time since you are quoting N400 now. CBN would only deal with the interbank rate and that is between N310-N315.

No! The number is registered to the particular car and it can not be done twice unless of course, you go to another state other than the one of first issue. This is another issue for a later date. Our lack of a central Database!

When the new number plates came into existence ,that was the general feeling as your driver's license was attached to your documentations.

I tried to retain one fine Abuja ABC number and was told the cost of changing the information in the system would convieniently get me another one with change on top sef.

In civilized climes, an investigation into this supposed candle accident would be done to ascertain if truly it was or someone disguised a crime as an accident.

But this is Nigeria! [s]oooops, too much crime and investigation channel is making me begin to think like a detective[/s]

RIP to the innocent souls

someone tell me why this is necessary.

Shouldn't he be meeting with the Cordinating Minister or at most, Senate commitee chair?

lakesidepapa:
Good morning great NOUNites, I'm encountering problem while trying to login into my edu portal on my phone this morning. The thing is not opening and it's directing me this page and written below

Server Error in '/' Application.
Runtime Error
Description: An application error occurred on the
server. The current custom error settings for this
application prevent the details of the application error
from being viewed remotely (for security reasons). It
could, however, be viewed by browsers running on
the local server machine.
Details: To enable the details of this specific error
message to be viewable on remote machines, please
create a <customErrors> tag within a "web.config"
configuration file located in the root directory of the
current web application. This <customErrors> tag
should then have its "mode" attribute set to "Off".
<!-- Web.Config Configuration File -->
<configuration>
<system.web>
<customErrors mode="Off"/>
</system.web>
</configuration>
Notes: The current error page you are seeing can be
replaced by a custom error page by modifying the
"defaultRedirect" attribute of the application's
<customErrors> configuration tag to point to a custom
error page URL.
<!-- Web.Config Configuration File -->
<configuration>
<system.web>
<customErrors mode="RemoteOnly"
defaultRedirect="mycustompage.htm"/>
</system.web>
</configuration>


Cc: Donbrowser SONDOko kazrem josh4christ et.al

Use firefox browser to open the page. That was the same response i keep getting from internet explorer.

CFCman:
You are the first poster to make sense.
No where in the judgement did the court impose the hijab on ALL Lagos students.

Some of us are logical in our reasoning.

That said, i have daughter in one of the Unity schools who seem to prefer to wear the kaftan and scarf uniform rather than the pinafore with beret. What am i saying in a nutshell, you would be surprised that some christian girls might of their own volition, choose to cover their head.

We like attaching sentiments to things in this country.

All the posters shouting islamisation and what nots, are they compelling christian students to put on the hijab?

I had moslem friends who refused to cover their heads in school. This ruling definately is for those who would want to.

xtosync:
Hello House.
I have over 13k in my portal account, yet it is still not allowing me to do my course registration. Must I pay in again some thousands (I don't have up to 13k again o) before I can do my registration? Please anyone with such experience should clarify on this. I paid in enough money for first and second semester registrations and exams last semester.

I experienced same. You have to pay in more funds for the compulsory fee to be deducted. It is programmed that way. You can generate the minimum amount payable.

Abeg, na the same judgement table these pastors and Deeper life and MFM pastors go face?

This days, no ugly pastor dey again. All of them dey Behind up

Really? This is a senator of the Fed republic for christ sake!

Made in Nigeria or Assembled in Nigeria?

Nigerians and their numerous reactions on Twitter, Nairaland and Instagram! They would come for you like say na that Turkish failed coup armoured tank


Offline, they no get power wey fit stop cockroach from entering their Gari.