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Jokes Etc / Which Rat Will You Kill First???? by Iyke1998(m): 9:58pm On Jul 13, 2015
[b][/b][b][/b]WHICH RAT WILL U KILL FIRST?


You just came back from work and immediately you
entered into your sitting room you saw rats in numbers in your sitting room eating most vital documents that you have used your life to acquire..

The 1st rat was eating your HND/B.S.C certificate

The 2nd rat was eating your National Youth Service Corps certificate.

The 3rd was eating your Marriage certificate

The 4th rat was eating your house documents

The 5th rat was eating your Visa to travel abroad for a multi- billion project

The 6th rat was eating your Bible/Koran

Please ,be honest with your reply....

Which rat will U kill first? 1st,2nd,3rd,4th,5th or 6th...


Cc last
Literature / Re: My Life On Campus... (A MUST READ!!!) by Iyke1998(m): 9:56pm On Jul 13, 2015
KingzPen:

Seen it?
Boss,can I paste this story on my facebook page?? I will surely recognise you as the Author when posting it... Please,this is my email ikennaokenyeka@yahoo.com
Literature / Re: The Thomas....(a Family) by Iyke1998(m): 11:15am On Jul 13, 2015
creamy1990:
Thnx a lot d9ty7 for sending me d complete story of The thomas family. More ink 2 ur pen sir

Pls. Can. U. Help. Me. Send. It. To. My. Email
Travel / Re: Nigerian Driver In Canada Loses License For Insulting Gay Men Kissing In His Cab by Iyke1998(m): 1:28pm On Jul 10, 2015
Somebody give me dagger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Celebrities / Re: Emeka Ike’s Wife Files For Divorce Over Constant Beating - Naijagists.com by Iyke1998(m): 11:57am On Jul 08, 2015
I'm sure the guy has taken ORIGIN.....Iyawo Emeka,pls forgive him*remember ur marriage vows*

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Politics / Re: Is Buhari A Curse To Nigeria? by Iyke1998(m): 9:57am On Jul 08, 2015
ERODEDEAST:
He has begin the soaking his Monkeys and Baboons in Blood.

Lol.......That's sounds right ooo....
Politics / Re: Lagos Presents Cheques To 243 Tanker Fire Victims (Photos) by Iyke1998(m): 4:03pm On Jul 07, 2015
My Bicycle got burnt to ooo....give me my own even if its just 30k,I go manage....
Politics / Re: Is Buhari A Curse To Nigeria? by Iyke1998(m): 3:02pm On Jul 07, 2015
siraj1402:
No a blessing and I will remind you with time.

Still waiting for that time...
Celebrities / Will Celebrities Make Heaven?????? by Iyke1998(m): 2:48pm On Jul 07, 2015
I am not trying to judge anyone here.

But with the recent happenings in the entertainment industry,
whereby girls dress half nude in music videos thereby exposing their Bo*bs,
whereby sex is seen as a normal thing in movies(although they say it isn't real),
whereby married Actors/Actress and Male/Female Musicians act romantic scenes in movies,
whereby you can hardly watch a Nigerian Movies or Music Videos without having a sexual urge,
whereby posting of Nude pictures of themselves is a normal thing eg Afro Candy(and some fans encourages them)


This brings me to my question.

WILL CELEBRITIES MAKE HEAVEN

cc lalasticlala
Politics / Is Buhari A Curse To Nigeria? by Iyke1998(m): 2:25pm On Jul 07, 2015
Since the emergence of President Buhari as the President of Nigeria,the war against terrorism why was been almost defeated by the Ex government has recurring again..


Death toll of all bombings has rose to over 700 and towns that were captured by the NIGERIA military has be recaptured back by the BOKO HARAM Sect...


IS BUHARI A CURSE TO NIGERIA?

cc lalasticlala

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Prison Service Truck With Prisoners Inside Being Pushed (photos) by Iyke1998(m): 12:52pm On Jul 07, 2015
Upnepaa:
All these problems did'nt start from may 29, it started over 16 years ago remember! undecided

But they promised us Change..
Literature / Re: Flow And Snow by Iyke1998(m): 12:46pm On Jul 07, 2015
donifez:
Oga flowey Happy birthday oga mi,Although this message is coming late..i saw ur mention and also voted for you in Mr nairaland contest(Time is a single continuum) You played your part.

i also finished your story, You wont stop wowing me...E don tey i see you for that other joint ooh.

Pls wheRe can I read the complete story?
Politics / Re: Workers Fleeing From Explosion Scene In Zaria, Kaduna (Photos) by Iyke1998(m): 12:20pm On Jul 07, 2015
What has Buhari changed Nigeria to?We never knew this was the change
Politics / Re: Photos Of Speaker Dogara Visits To Delta State by Iyke1998(m): 9:02am On Jul 07, 2015
Buhari need to probe this man..
Celebrities / Re: D'banj And Lagos Police Commissioner, Fatai Owoseni Having Dinner (Photo) by Iyke1998(m): 9:00am On Jul 07, 2015
I just dey suspect this D'banj oo....*

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Celebrities / Re: Karen Igho Welcomes Baby Boy by Iyke1998(m): 8:18pm On Jul 06, 2015
This girl be EXTRA ORDINARY THE WOR WOR
Politics / Re: Akon With Osibanjo, Obasanjo, Elumelu And Others (Photos) by Iyke1998(m): 5:22pm On Jul 06, 2015
Obasanjo will be like *kilo worry bobo yi?""

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Education / Re: If You Can Pronounce This Whole Poem, You Speak English Better Than 90% Of Us by Iyke1998(m): 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
[i][/i]could this be english
Education / Re: If You Know These Guys, You Are Old (photos) by Iyke1998(m): 2:24pm On Jun 30, 2015
Who remember"THE BOY FROM SIMPSON STREET"?
Forum Games / Re: Picture: Which Button Would You Press? by Iyke1998(m): 3:13pm On Jun 28, 2015
I will just press all... #ICantFitToComeAndStartWastingTime
Sports / Re: Manu Garba Throws In The Towel : Hints At Flying Eagles Exit by Iyke1998(m): 9:35pm On Jun 20, 2015
The man was paid some huge amount of money by some of the new players so as to give them enough play time....
A player there paid 3million just to be in that squad and have enough play time#Fact
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 World Cup (0 - 1) On 11th June 2015 by Iyke1998(m): 4:20pm On Jun 11, 2015
shockwave91:


hahaahahahahaahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha
The man Bleep up I swear
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Germany: U20 World Cup (0 - 1) On 11th June 2015 by Iyke1998(m): 10:33am On Jun 11, 2015
That coach needs to be stoned when he returns to Nigeria.....
Politics / Re: Meet Woman Who Sing And Play For Boko Haram Members by Iyke1998(m): 9:44pm On Jun 07, 2015
*clears throat* *in Pastor E.A Adeboye's vioce* Can sumbody shout Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crime / Re: Boy Develops Seizure Attacks, Dislocates Shoulder After Father’s Beatings by Iyke1998(m): 11:47am On Jun 06, 2015
This man need to be taken to Sambisa forest ASAP[b]This man need to be taken to Sambisa forest ASAP[/b]This man need to be taken to Sambisa forest ASAP
Politics / Re: Elder Orubebe Celebrates His 56th Birthday With His Twin Sister In Style. Photos by Iyke1998(m): 11:41am On Jun 06, 2015
In Orubebe's vioce*Mr Mc you cannot continue with this birthday,you have failed us*

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Health / Re: Journalist Brutalised By Ondo Police[PICTURE] by Iyke1998(m): 9:26pm On Jun 04, 2015
[b][/b]They Can Never Do This To a Lawyer.....

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