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Some of the stuff apply to me and some do not. So I guess I'm mixed breed, kinda like ajepakoish-botta, now ain't that sth?

u just showed ur ignorance by this post u made. Did u make a comprehensive survey before u came to the conclusion that Igbo girls use "paper" or did u just check out three households in the same geographical region before u came to ur ignorant conclusion. For ur information, tissue paper is also paper, that's why u have "paper" at the end of "tissue". I think u're an ignoramus that has no sense of reasoning coupled with a very low I.Q. U said u served ur fatherland but I thought u needed tertiary education to do that because by all indication, u are not well-educated bringing a whole new dimension to the term "educated illiterate". Move ur senseless post over to the jokes column and maybe it'll be a bit appreciated there. slowpoke

I read on wikipedia that he was gay and engaged to cadillac-tah, then I check back a few weeks later and that section had been removed. Personally, I think he's bi-sexual, sorry multi-sexual (man,woman,animal).
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Even if I wasn't educated at all, I wldn't accept 12k, thats about 400 bucks daily, thanks but I can earn far more than that on my own without having to call any prick 'boss'

violent films: hostel 1 and 2, killbill,hannibal,cannibal holocaust, smoking aces
action packed: rewind, smoking aces, scarface
violent games: manhunt,carnage,shadow man

If one of the years out of the four is a leap-year, then it's too long (imagine that extra 24 hrs) but if not, it's fine but unfortunately one outta every 4 yrs is a leap year.

sometimes, it helps like in the case of a friend of mine that told a girl that her bf had hiv(AIDS) to woo her to himself, instead the girl just confessed that she was the one that infected him with it. Needless to say, that friend of mine ran for dear life back a girl he knew had just syphillis, after all, an old chinese proverb says the devil u know and the angel u dont know might be in the same clique. Now he's happily infected with just syphillis

my love is 6ft 3 inches, coincidentally same as my height

I know of a case that happened sometime ago, she eventually got round to telling him and they talked and it just turned out he was keeping his mouth unwashed in retailation for her stinky privates and armpit and they both just laughed and kept on doing their thing. Now they just bought a car and the license plates read "ooze mobil"

I wouldn't disappoint the guests by cancelling the wedding, the celebrations must go on as planned with only a few changes in the invitation card, one that says "u are cordially invited to the funeral of *****(bride's name). If u cant do the job, then holla at Osama but I warn, it'll cost u,

U should really do the noble thing here, since u know the bf loves her so much, it's unfair to see him suffer. U have to sleep with him to even the score, that way everybody has sinned and would need forgiveness.

How do u know u didn't fertilize those eggs? Have u ever heard of the term "pregnancy by osmosis and diffusion" or nwosu's law which postulates that a hole u were slacking to visit must be visited and revisted by others.
Wake up bro, u've been played, jilted, punk'd, yahooed, maga-ed, duped, defrauded, deceived, cheated and forgotten by someone with a better knowledge of Nwosu's law. If u want to hear the latest laws ( okoro's law, eze's law' obi's law, nwafor's law). Call me on 080999999.
Hurry, the first 10 callers get to pay twice the price

i would tell her that I'm now born-again and that I would never have pre-marital sex again. This should work, if it doesn't, tell her that u're now a suicide bomber, if this one doesn't work, then just tell her the take her bloody self otta ur sight. If this doesn't work, call me on 0809999999, I know some hitmen that'll do the job (note Osama is very expensive)

If I call my gf and a man picks up the phone with a stern warning (I know every male in my gf's family) ,I'll know it's another lover of hers so i'll try to make him feel bad too by sending a message like one that says I just wanted my receipts for the goods she has been selling me since forever (her body) and that he shouldn't forget to collect his own receipt immediately as I met over 40 people that also came for their's in queue the previous day. That way I will burn both their cables.
On the other hand, if i caught my gf with another man, I would tell the guy to dress up and follow me the the party being organithe association of her lovers( my ex gf from that point) that the others were waiting outside and to her I"ll just tell her that she should adjust the timetable so that the customers don't clash. If the guy comes with me (unlikely), I try to know how long they've been screwing and depending on the reply I get, Osama would be getting a contract on the said girl using the guy as payment.
question:Am I smart or am I smart?
answer: I'm the smartest person I know cos I got an IQ that has an exchange rate with the dollar

Why would u even put urself in such a position? are u the federal ministry of free education or u're just plain stupid. I thought so, u're just plain stupid, even so much that u don't know another man eloped with a substantial part of ur problems.

so many things go on in our minds and brains that dont translate to anything in real life. Funny, we only use about 8% of our brains (stand to be corrected) and yet we dream so much, I guess ur brain is working overtime cos what u're thinking doesn't sound 8% to me. Stop using 92% of ur brain to think of impossiblities. Pls use only 8% and u'll be fine

I would like to ask how old the girl he wants to marry is and how long they dated. 21 is kinda young and from all indication, he is from a well-off family to be thinking of marriage now. U sure she isn't after the material things? and are u sure u not just after the seemingly good romance. If u answer these questions, then u'll see 21 is too young to get married. After all, how many elections have u voted in?

By any chance, do ur hobbies include going to jail for commiting "lookery" lol

lets just say osama would have a new contract with me being his employer

u can choose to see the doughnut, but I clearly see the hole, call me a persimist but I call myself a realist. Can't u be close to a guy without spending the night in his house? The girl in question is surely immature cos if she is, she'll know that spending the night anywhere besides her parent's house or bf's house (xcept maybe the church for night virgils, the police cell when she breaks the law, the army barracks during riots or the hospital when she is on admission) is equivalent to blue murder. For the bf, u need to lay some ground rules, if she doesnt stick to them, then give her a taste of her own medicine, invite girls to spend the night in ur house or spend the night in their's in the name of friendship. If she gets mad, she might get the point, if she's fine with it, then my friend, u're in what analysts call an"open relationship" and u'll be open to all sorts of stds if u don't play safe. For the record, she says he used to ask her out, what happened, did he stop all of a sudden? let's all be real, this girl wants to eat her cake, have it, sell it, bake it and still have a warehouse full of it. Bring her trifling ass to order.