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jazzyjazz:
Yayyyyy it's my birthday

Happy Birthday dear, wishing u God's grace and prays he enlarges ur coasts!
Pls send cake and jollof! Abeg!
How's baby Ilan?

@ jaysmama
Thanks mama, am doing great! Thank God for d Cerclage o! Coping very well, its still in for another 3-4 weeks maybe!

KNOCK KNOCK!!!
who's there?
IYOMOMO!
iyomomo who?
IYOMOMO-RELOADED!!!
217 pages gone by since I last logged in
Hello sexy mama's in da house,the newbies, the catwalkers, the waddlers, the truckpushers, the vigilantes and peepers!

Congratulations to the new bumpers and the latest moms in town!
Didn't just go AWOL, God has been working miraculously in my life, I can't even begin to describe how blessed I am!
My testimony will come with my BA/BS! please be patient with me!

Team June how una dey o? Small wonder none of my teamies checked on me, it is well!
@Naomi14 please add me to team May, abeg I wan port!

My Sincere appreciation goes to the following mama's for the mentions and some of you even checked on me offline, I'm indeed grateful for the LOVE!
Pwettimii (my personal person)
Nicoleswizzi aka mama Samantha
Realdentist (otemwen, vbeoyehe?)
Favouredi
Mosi01
Naomi14
Sommian
(And to special 2015 mama's)
Tatacherie aka mummy "hunny bunny"
Liftedhands aka mama Ekene
Zaynie aka mama Tinuke ( d latest biz tycoon in town!)
GOD bless you all real good!
Feels good to be back to Dis wonderful e-family!

Hibernation mode activated!

fetxtra:
Relatively accurate but best done transvaginaly. Studies shows that the measurement are consistently shorter trans-abdominaly

Thank you

smithsydny:
A friend had a delivery through CS and she's don't want to take in any moment so how can she prevent it if it in already? Epp a sister

Please let her go back to the hospital she had the cs, they'll be in d best position to tell her the best family planning method for her.

Liftedhands:
Somebody should please answer this brother ayam not understand .

Mama Ekene u bahdt gan! Lol
I pray make u no understand.

Yesitsme:
not working

If u have inserted any smilies, remove them, Abi na mtn network u dey use?

How accurate is a cervical length measurement done via trans-abdominal scan?

Kataleya mama double blessing congrats, may the arrival of ur babies herald good tidings in ur home.

olamitie:
*Great is thy Faithfulness*Great is thy Faithfulness*

What a might God we serve!!!
I rejoice with you and your family on ur testimony, it can only be God!
Congratulations

Itissettled3:
The God who wipes tears.
The one who has changed my name from that woman wey never born to Mama bom bom.
The God who is more than enough.
Ebubedike, Onye na enye Nwa, Osakpolor. God has changed my name, my story and my song.

Congratulations mama Bon Boy!
What a mighty God we serve!
He is God indeed!

mummyson26:
Remove your phone from power saving mode

Thanks but it's not on power saving.

Dominique please we need help!
Please, cos we don't discuss asewo biz here!!! Biko help us tidy abeg

Queesnow please don't answer that guy

Naomi14:
Ma'am check the profile.

Hahhahaaa, Wetin u find go there?
D guy na asewo customer!
Alphahandmaiden please unquote d reprobateMind.
His moniker sef is a turn off

Dazzle86:
The guy is a big douche bag. Mamas read all his posts. Nobody should answer the fool. I pity his wife. Randy he goat.

Faith Ayeh, the 12 year old child of a Ghanaian family who was alleged to have been kidnapped by their domestic staff, Mary has been found.
The duo had been missing since February 16th. Mary had told the family driver that her boss sent them on an errand when they were leaving their house at Kudirat Abiola Estate, Akute Road, Iju Ishaga, Lagos,
According to PUNCH, Faith was found in Abeokuta, Ogun State by a man who had seen the story.

According to Faith’s father, Paul Ayeh, “The man called us that he found my daughter on the road. He said he saw her picture in your (PUNCH) newspaper and he got my number to call us so we could come and take her.”

“My wife said she would go and we had to get some policemen to follow her there. The police were able to arrest two suspects and the case was taken to Abeokuta, before it was transferred to the anti-kidnapping section of the Surulere Police Division,” Paul added.

Paul said his wife and daughter were on their way home and gave no information as to whether Mary was with them, adding that he’ll call back but has not done so as at press time.

However, Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, SP Dolapo Badmos, said Faith fled their home on her own volition.

“What happened was that the girl, Faith, claimed that her mother was too harsh on her and she decided to run away with the housemaid, who was eloping with her boyfriend. When they got to Abeokuta, the home of the boyfriend, the man decided to habour the two of them. It was there that he was sleeping with the maid, Mary, who had equally been declared missing by her parents.

The boyfriend, however, started having an affair with Faith as well, which got the maid jealous. As a way of revenging, she decided to call Faith’s parents to tell them their whereabouts. That was how the secret was leaked. The matter is under investigation,” Badmos said.

Source: PUNCH

Benignasweety:
Please mas, am scared. Someone called my husband with an unknown number threatening our lives and that of my unborn son.
He said he will strangle me. Plz what steps should we take?

Haaaa! Which kain tin be this?
He will strangle himself in Jesus name!
Do u suspect anyone?
I know u mentioned a while ago about some battles u fought,Could it be related?
Please report d matter to the police , I know in this country such matters are not taken seriously except you have the cash to spend, so they'll trace the call to the Telecom company.
Please u & ur dh should mind where you go and whom u move with, he could be a frenemy!
Then get on your knees and declare war!

[quote author=lululuv post=54053522][/quote]Please mama are u drinking enough water? Let ur lowest intake be 3 litres daily, drink more earlier in d day so u no go too wake piss 4 night.
Are you on ur feet for too long?
Do you rest enough?
Maybe because of my condition, I get overly sensitive when I hear things like this. did ur doctor check ur cervical length?
Please always remember to pray and declare positively at all times.

giftedofgod:
BA/BS

so sorry it's coming late. Oluwatoniloba Salau-surname
born 3:21pm, 14th February, 40+2
FTM...went into labour naturally... no mucous, no waterbreak, no show. Just couldn't sleep from midnight till 5am cos of slight irregular back pain...dozed off and woke up 7am...called my doctor & was advised to come for a check but i chose to delay till 10am. I went to hospital unassisted and doctor told me am 7cm dilated, he broke my waters and i gave birth 5hrs later.

Make I tell u Congratulations 1st! Mama look you'll come and rewrite this your BS o, Haba! 1st u made us think there was no Valentine baby and then upon d delay in BA ,u come give us chikini tory.
Abi na d BS advert be this? Lol

BlossomedCherry:
Maama its two girls and a boy.

Waoh congrats!
Since push has come to shove take it to the Lord in prayer!
Employ any reasonable means so you don't fail your girls!
It is well!

jazzyjazz:
He should be more concerned about raising them properly than being concerned about circumcision! We are humans, our body will always want sex! And they are way too young and innocent for him to be thinking of then in this manner please

Were you circumcised? Are you promiscuous? Does he not enjoy making love to you? Why does he want to deny his beautiful daughters this feeling when they eventually meet their husbands?

Exactly!!!
It's like saying you want to cut off a persons tongue so he doesn't lie, my dear, dumb person dey lie o.
A few weeks ago I saw one news like that, a young man's hand was chopped off ,from d wrist sometime ago for stealing. Guess what? He was caught stealing again! So how dem go do d boy matter now?

BlossomedCherry:
To him its protection against unwanted pregnancies and unnecessary sexual orgy.

@Naomi14 she's having triplets o!
Have u checked the sex of ur babies? I hope they are all boys?

BlossomedCherry:
He said he havent checked but all his sisters are supposed to be circumcised.Am d only female he know that isnt circumcised from when he was still single o.

I'm so hurt,angry and confused, I no sabi advice people for marriage matter o,
because the step I'll take might put a serious strain on the marriage. but if Na me ehn! Once I born, I'll ask the hospital not to discharge me and my baby .
Abort ke? He'll sign an undertaking in court, that he'll not impregnate me with a female child, since Na him sperm go determine.
Well I pray you both resolve it the best way ,taking the childs welfare into cognisance.

realdentist:
amen! U sabi pray sha!

Hehehehhee, Na God o, I am so surprised myself cuz this angel am carrying has drawn me closer to God. To think that I had a Christian upbringing, to pray used to be big work for me.
I don't know if you've heard this parable in bini "who dey pursue person, naim dey show person road"!

Blossomedcherry, this ur matter strong o, you would have asked your dh if he's implying that you're promiscuous ? Promiscuity has nothing to do with being circumcised or not. A woman that would be promiscuous will be not withstanding, depending on her motivation or circumstances.
Are u close with MIL or any SIL dat u can discuss the issue with or have u heard them speaking in support of it? Do u know if his sisters were circumcised?
Please try and convince ur hubby not punish his daughters because of an ancient myth. He doesn't want dem to enjoy their husbands?
From what I've heard it is very difficult for women dat were circumcised to get sexual fulfilment , which could be very frustrating for a man who's keen on satisfying his womans needs, not d jump ontop move up and down self pleasing men.
I have an old school friend who was among the 1st of my friends in secondary school (ss2) to have a bf(i don't know if dey had sex den) we later went to the same university, she had gone through 2-3 bfs, and one day she complained that she doesn't enjoy sex,because of her circumcision, no matter what her guy does to please her, even MouthAction, she just pities for him cos he really tries. Despite that, I know she has been through a handful of r/ships.
What matters most is the upbringing & exposure a child gets,
Also how involved parents get with their children by being friends with them.
In the rotten world we are today, circumcision would not hold back a girl child not to be promiscuous , I can bet u.

splendy90:
My king made his appearance at 8:55pm 24/02 weighing 2.9kg

Congratulations mama, may your Lo continuously take d kingship status.

Team February which way, you guys just vex give us 3 babies in one day!

realdentist:
Pls I earnestly covet ur prayers for complete and speedy healing of my tear without any wound break down of any kind.

Our only dentist in the house, this ur BS sweet finish, sharp sharp sexy borning (save for d tear )
Don't worry God is not a God of half & half, he himself has the original spare to our bodies, he shall factory reset and perfect all that concerns your body in Jesus name! You shall heal speedily and even begin to wonder sef, d stitches shall hold perfectly and you shall have no reason to resuture, for by His stripes ,we're healed! Amen!
Abeg greet Omomo for me

Beehandz:
Hello house,
Pls Bae experience crazy stomach upset which could last 5mins and she'll be restless for the time. She's 5wks. Is that how it is? Or what can she do biko

If by stomach upset you mean she feels "cramps " not the purging kind of upset? It's normal! But if it's do severe she can't bear it and it's mostly to one side of her lower abdomen, let her go for an ultrasound, to rule out ectopic pregnancy.

dxdiag:
Clear cache, uninstall un-used apps if there is any

Thanks.
I have tried dat, still d same.

realdentist:
My punctual prince charming arrived today by a few minutes past 12 weighing 3.6 kg. Join me praise God.
Britneystacy I need to have a private chat with u pls. My email address is babaojochide@gmail. com

Whoop whoop whoop!
My otemwen haf born o, congratulations sweetie, may God bless you and your Lo!