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well the dude is kinda dumb,

but d girl also knws the tradition of thier ppl, why did she indulge in the act b4 the time?

both are to blame.

he is still applying the piss therapy like he was told to.

infact, mawa alright.

next time he wud have killed you before he finds out that
the man was only your landlord trying to get his rent.

love in deed. bera run and fogerabarit.

u feel say if them call roll call for fine bois u go join?

i wonder y the ugly ones are always quick to snap pics.

well dont blame u, u bera have sometin to exhibit ur wowoness.

afterall e no easy to use one bucket of wowo take baff.

i heard some1 say that the proposed scarcity is planned for lagosians alone?
then am asking, why lagos? is it the capital city of nigeria?
why not shift this issue to the power seaT WHERE ur demands can be felt quickly?

and for christ sakes, y dem no do am b4 sallah/
so its when the christian festival has finally come then u hit one with such hardship.

dude those kids are funny,
but funny aside, i had an opportuinity to mark some waec questions sometime back ,
and jeez did i laff all tru.

one was asked signs of pregnancy,
ans she wrote,
" the breats becomes bigum and it is sackam".
she had me lost all tru. lol

this feat can only be achieved by clinton,
nah onl him fit hoodwink the whole u.s give statue belle.

clemcy no vex,
i have been trying to fix things.
how ur side?

best joke i ever read on NL.

i owe u one seriously.
make ur choose.

there are still vee's lying around, or in babex case browsing the net.

i'll tell u wat,
i dont really remember her b-day, am not sure what mnth she was born anymore.

guy she wants to know wat she is banking on simple.

in january this yr during my buffday,
she sent a message tru my friend. dats a,ll

about many virgins lacking opportunity,
omo i bliv oooh .
i don see wetin dem go do if dem get the space.

men i no know ooh.
beliv me, but i wont put it past her cos the last time she tried calling me 3yrs back,
she had to call my elder bro for my number ( _{changed my no's then}) who was even in a diff state from me then.
well i guess

wow!!!! god of war easy now.
did u dream up this guy?
studio oya enter ur studio make u begin paint _{imaginary one asper kolo level}.

hey all am gonna say is, sometimes things get hot b4 it gets cold.
studio am gonna say we all dont beef u really.
maybe u just have to change one or 2 tins.

discussion my foot.
she has been going off and on like nepa, and then they came back and she started phcn moves.
abeg send her away.
if e no let her change marry an ashewo with a good heart.

but guy u self look d issue now.
i even went as far as crediting my fone wen i got d text so i wud have talked for long uniterrupted,
just incase something did happen to her reallly.

me dey even plan to make her feel relaxed , not like am compelled too.

then this miss i know how to shush my bf comes here given me some crappy talk.

dem tell u say becos we don do b4 means say we must keep intouch?.

JJYOU:
how old are you by the way and can you ask her to work on her behaviour then look out for changes

like u dint hear him say they have dated for 11yrs.
even if he started at 14, then he shud be 25 now.
which makes me beliv he shud know that sometimes ur bad attitude preceeds u.

@cute,
no be part two,
i just tried being nice and the guy insulted me.
becos say some of us no dey post for joke section no mean say we no sabi yab.

afterall i grew up in warri so its still there somewhere>

make un ajust tell am say make him ease up b4 him mumu climb fence.

easybabe,
u dey read, wats ur problem self.
some1 sent a txt and i tried to responsd, how did i offend her.
now i know why ur bf dey get restless nights cos of ur way of thinking.

u will eventually disvirgin her when the time is right, which will make her like all d disvirgined girls.
but that can not make her manners any better. virginity is just one overflogged issue,
so what if she is a virgin at 28?
does that say she will not cheat after she has done it with u?
man her manners is the main issue.
trust me, some prostitues better pass the virginswey i dey meet for church.

all serious are in yaba.

she go collect bribe from ur family ooh.

@jj ,
so make i send am western union shey?
u try wella did u see my littleton, or mr butterfield by my name?
i be proper african man.

buy her the empire state building,
and i wud be damned if she dont love u for life.

@apo
i can see u have taken up my course,
go on jare my lancelot _{knight of shinning armour.}

okay atleats say a boat came from iyana-iba bridge and hit him?

well i think by now she shud have some1 else,
let her hassle the guy jare.