₦airaland Forum

Ogaga87:
I wish this CCTV can actually be installed in the pvssy and the peniz of men na women.. Oyibo, over to you

Angelfrost:
How are we still reading such gist in this age of micro computers, 6G network, rechargeable fuel-free automobiles, advanced robotics, etc??!...

Why is this nation still this incredibly backwards??!... It's just ridiculous!!!

AmazingELixir:
Police are just good in making up stories if they torture their way into cracking a case or getting a confession....which forensics can the Nigerian police as we know them deploy, do they even have a forensic lab, resource persons with the right expertise and even a data base to carry out search or match samples.
There Notting forensic about cracking this case. Forensic will only come in when they can exhumed the body for DNA to establish identity.
If a woman sundelly disappeared, the husband or the boyfriend becomes the suspect. Standard police practice. Put the husband or bf under surveillance and most cases you will nail the murderer

jakandeola:
common sence u no get. did it worked ? didnt u see dey catch dem b4 dey did it.

adekS1:
Madam if you care to listen,i have some observations to make not that am siding your hubby but some things didnt add up to me...let me highlight as follows:
My doubts are on:
You claim u told him politely to go n change and he was angry.i doubt was u said was actually polite or in a polite manner ...yoruba will say "pele o ni ako o ni abo"

-secondly,u told him to lets you guys take family pics and he just started beating u...aunty just like that.

Well,l observe u r trying to act as the saint here,its better u try n meet your husband,drop all the talk of l no do anything to him cos u might have unknowingly do something he doesnt like for such misunderstanding.nothing happen without a cause.Ask him wat u did wrong to warrant such action,he will tell u...
Finally,ur hubby bleeped up big time to have raise his hands on u.i wont support that.but learn to dialogue with ur hubby without doing self righteousness

ImaIma1:
The bolded is kind of true.

Where I work, the regular and senior staff have an average of three children. But the drivers...two have 5. Another has 3 already and he's the youngest(obviously not done yet). The oldest has just two though.

It's a funny world. I always ask these people if their children are on scholarship

maasoap:
I'm curious here, mind answering my question? You said if the 1st baby is a male, what if the 1st baby is a female? What happens then? What if the 2nd baby is also a female, what happens then? All are children but I'm asking you because of your specific statement about the 1st child being a male. If you're ready to stop after two females, what about your wife? Will she agree to stop after having two female children even when your own statement is pregnant? You guys need to consider all possibilities before making a futile promise to each other because you don't get to choose between male and female child even at giving birth twice.



Is there a special formula to protect one or two children during the war as against having 4 or 5 kids?

Reussite:
Arsenal lost the game when Ozil got subbed. He was the wire in the midfield.
Useless coach who doesn't know sh*t wouldn't know.

DexterousOne:
Dubai has oil baba

As at 2000, I remember them reporting that their oil reserves will soon run out....

I remember vividly
And that was what prompted the man to action to diversify

If there was no oil or oil sales in the first place
Why would they be concerned about declining reserves?

thatigboman:
3 goats per woman.
Are they women going to return goat or cash?

Aturitoroman:
I swear bro
First it was one albino flash that started all these sucide BS
Now him
I wonder who next

J111333:
"The Nigerian public has been made to believe that the slow pace of action of the Federal Government headed by Major-General Muhammadu Buhari was due to the enormity of the problems left by the last civilian administration.

Any effort made to advise the leadership, met with stubborn resistance and was viewed as a challenge to authority or disloyalty.

Thus, the scene was being set for systematic elimination of what, was termed oppositions. All the energies of the rulership were directed at this imaginary opposition rather than to effective leadership."

Like it was written today
Leopard never changes its spots.

post=85180321:
We know we will always see senseless comment like this on Nairaland.


Not every girl is like you gurl.
We pray this won't be your portion some day.

Say Amen and mind what you type another day.
Nice day!

ave4:
Fake men of God everywhere! Parents should be careful .Trust no one. May God heal the innocent girls.

Mycommand:
You cannot open any window in a plane. Stop joking; it is not funny!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P9cObMU4gq4

Bedwyr:
I am not here to defend government oh....

I know APC has failed.....

But let's not forget

UAE produces 2.5 million barrels per day , and shares the revenue among 11 million people
Nigeria produces 2.2 million barrels per day, and shares the revenue among 200million people.

So for Nigeria to be like UAE

Either our population goes down to less than 10 million OR

We pursure polices that get us off dependency on oil......

Simples.

netflicks:
Flog small pikin dem no go gree...see my padi wey wan marry one yankee babe with a son..the boy do anyhow my padi wan knock am na so the mother change am madly...

Chatbot1234:
He is within his right to throw the man out of his country, dont break the laws in your host country, the ambassador should know that.

MrBrownJay1:
the law is the law... let them deport this foolish man who does NOT want to follow the laws of the country that welcomed him.

then, when Saudi Arabia will be stoning people to death LAWFULLY, these same bastards would be quiet. btw that same crime of homosexuality is punishable by DEATH in Saudi Arabia.

***spit on floor***

abbey621:
I'm not even going to waste my time showing you the many errors of your write up but let's focus on this:



What makes them seem right? Can you name two good legislations passed by the democrats that specifically improves the lives of the Black community in the last 30 years? Even when we had a black president, blacks were being killed left and right, the ghetto was still the ghetto. Billions sent to foreign nations but to allocate billions for black neighborhood and black schools Obama seemed to lose his balls.

People like me were never helped by the liberals or Democrats, don't get it twisted. My father came to this country in the early 80s, the first amnesty was issued by Reagan a Republican that single act helped more immigrants than any other act in the last 30 years. Speaking of immigrants, name a president that deported more people than Obama in the last 30 years? I'm waiting!

chewwie:
Illegal immigrants are undocumented, you need an ID to pay tax. Oya Einstein, explain how they pay tax to the government when they are undocumented and don't have IDs.
They try as much as they can to stay out of the government's notice, so imagine them walking into a government institution to pay tax. See eh, be very very careful! Don't go around spouting shit. If you're an ignoramus, sit down, shut up, observe and learn from people who know more than you do.
You people will just be talking what you don't know... God help you.