₦airaland Forum

raumdeuter:
How does he plan to leave assuming he succeeded

[color=royalblue]He obviously planned on waiting in the ceiling till morning

Then sneak out again like a customer.

But his Eleda locked the door, instead of leaving it open [/color]

BlueRayDick:
https://x.com/praisejohnn/status/1940132489420251345?s=46

Customer entered FCMB branch, locked himself inside toilet before climbing into to ceiling to hide himself. He allegedly attempted to hack the Bank's system physically overnight. He was caught next morning when the bank staff arrived and the security men used enough 2 by 2 planks yọ extract information from him

[color=royalblue] Waiting for our dear Annalise Keasings and Harvey Spectres to come and tell us how his rights were violated.

That security guy didn't even let him descend successfully from the ladder. E don begin conduct deliverance with 2 by 2 [/color]

TemporaryHansel:
One Nigerian female “entrepreneur” was being interviewed, and when asked how she got so rich, all she could say was “na God.” That was it. No business model, no strategy, no real explanation — just divine deposit alerts.
The moment the interviewer tried to dig deeper, she switched to emotional blackmail mode — voice cracking, eyes welling up, like she was about to cry. Man had to back off and change the topic.

raumdeuter:
Inheritance is not meant only for kids inside marriage, Its for any kid you have and you like

In the days our forefathers are not married they still share inheritance, even some people are not officially married now but have kids (e.g do you think Davido wont share inheritance for all his children outside Chiomas own)

[color=royalblue]If Davido was alive, it would be easy to share it amongst all.

But in this case, the man is dead, and there was no will. [/color]

TemporaryHansel:
Those men survived because of government paddy paddy sha.

[color=royalblue]At least, you see the pattern of paddy paddy there.

No just come lie for people say you sell hair take become billionaire, as if na you discover the business [/color]

BlueRayDick:
🗣️PWAN real estate company, the real estate company that sells receipt to people instead of land"..... 😂

Anywhere u turn to On TikTok u will see Scott Iguma video starting with the above statement

[color=royalblue]You typed it mildly.


PWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN real estate company.... [/color]

[color=royalblue]Na Scott Iguma dey make me open IG app

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BlueRayDick:
Islam allows polygamy na, so if the other kids are confirmed to be her late husband's she technically can't exclude them from inheriting his properties.

[color=royalblue]The man did not marry them.

Polygamy is marrying more than one wife.[/color]

Theflint1:
Why stop there, maybe I should start refining my own fuel like Dangote and become a billionaire in USD.

[color=royalblue] I believe that refining crude can make you a billionaire. We have track records for that. Before Dangote, Otedola, Alakija, Arthur Eze existed.

You are the one that believes selling hair can make you a billionaire

Just jump in, and prove us all wrong.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Is the woman right for trying to exclude her husband's 2 children with two other women from his inheritance?

Mind you, he didn't marry those women.[/color]

TemporaryHansel:
For someone to drop 400m on a car, best believe they’re sitting on at least 800m to 1b. Let’s be serious — the wig market is oversaturated. There’s no way you're pulling in that kind of profit just from flipping hair.
But trust emotional people to miss the plot. They're on X yelling, “Do you know how many years she’s been selling wigs?” like time alone prints money.

Most of the people defending that lamba clearly have no clue what 400m actually is. They talk like it’s 4m.

[color=royalblue] That's the problem with 90% success stories today. Many cannot be replicated because na lamba.

You'll see someone say they became a billionaire by selling perfumes. The person won't tell you that he sold a land and got the commission, or he washed money into the system and took his cut, or he did one deal here or there.

That's why many Nigerian billionaires have no process in their stories. They just wake up and tell you they jumped from Rags to Riches.

If that lady was selling hair for years, the pattern would be there. Hair sellers will know her. She would be at the top of her game.
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Theflint1:
Do you think people can become billionaires through buying and selling in Lagos?

I know we've made an argument about billionaires not existing in Computer Village before, today it's hair sellers...which business do you think people can become billionaires from, strictly through buying and selling?

[color=royalblue]The time you spent assuming she is a billionaire, is just enough time to import your own hair from Brazil and Vietnam, and end up as a billionaire by December

Hope you know?[/color]

Olowunl01:
Chairman, she could be the 1 out of 10, If VeekyJames buy same car would people not say the same thing? Like Ordinary Tailor? However Bro try enter those Naija fashion shops Ikoyi Lekki Ph1 and see the prices, their target audience pay those prices.
I am less inclined to believe she got the car doing OS, other options dey ground, including her hair business.

[color=royalblue]Veekee James is a content creator. We can say she earns from YouTube, Facebook, IG, TikTok

Also, Fashion designing is a creative business. Your creativity is what determines your value. So, it is not ordinary. Any business that is a craft is never ordinary, and cannot be compared to Trading. Food, Fashion designing, Furniture making, etc are determined by the craft. So there's no premium to the price at all

Someone who sells hair is ordinary. It is a buy and sell business. You can only package it with your outlet, or branding... Nothing more

Hair business is very saturated. Anybody and everybody can import from Vietnam, Brazil, or China. Go to Trade fair, and see every Tom, Dick, and Harry hawking all kinds of hair in your face, including the 3 million naira hair

The probability that the hair business gave her that wealth is 0.0000000001%. I am not saying she did OS, but that's not what got her a Cybertruck[/color]

TemporaryHansel:
Afa BluRayDick, e be like say the move now na to enter this hair business o. Just two, maybe three months ago, one babe bought a 50m Benz — all from "selling hair."

If I start this business and don’t make these kind of profit these babes are making, Chief Olowunl will refund me.

[color=royalblue]You and I both know that you will not make that much money.

The importers of these hairs in 40ft containers are not driving Cybertrucks.


Na person wey dey retail dey buy 350 million naira motor.[/color]

BlueRayDick:
Baba, those ladies have expenses too.

For example the vendor ur daughter patronized will be located in a cosmopolitan part of Lagos where she will be paying rent to the tune of millions. She will buy diesel almost every day to power her store/shop, she will have staff she pays salaries too and they also pay influencers millions for advert to maintain visibility.

It's not like they make those millions and don't spend out of it at all. Anybody who can pack over N350m to buy a Cybertruck in this Nigeria will definitely have more than double of that stored somewhere as savings. I don't think that's the case with these ladies in question.

[color=royalblue]Plot Twist:

She may not even own the Cyber truck.

Everything might just be PR to trend, either to get clients for her hair, or her other "hair"

Since when content creation start, I'll rather believe Satan, than most of the nonsense on SM.[/color]

BlueRayDick:
I'm not saying road blocks should be mounted on Gbagada road or any other road o, I am only pointing it out that at times that road block we destest could've made the difference(if it is used well by the security agencies).

I am one person who normally detest police stop and search on normal state roads and trunk C roads. One day I was complaining and a friend of mine said the police actually make arrests via thos roadblocks which are grossly under reported. He said he has been at a police station when they brought in suspected robbers who were arrested inside Keke Napep with Locally made pistol found in their possession after random stop and search. One of the police officers now said that is actually not the first, second or third arrest of that manner they are making since the year started.

I know Naija police dey hustle for themselves with that their road blocks o, but dem dey also take criminals out of circulation too.

[color=royalblue]So, for me, what will deter people to stop crime is if they know they will be caught; and that is Nigeria's problem.

I watch a lot of videos abroad. Crimes are bound to happen. From robberies, to shootings, it happens even daily there. But there's an effective system that ensures whoever is caught

Over here, checkpoints are now avenues to cause more problems than good. You can spend as much as 10 minutes on our expressways at checkpoints, because Police is trying to collect 500 naira, and the driver has 200.

The case of rampant one chance vehicles is not the absence of checkpoints. It's the absence of an effective, controlled system for registering and coordinating road transport systems and means. Anybody can just carry a vehicle and start carrying passengers.

I hope her checkpoint prayer is not answered sha. As that road dey free, I like am like that.[/color]

iamoyindamola:
So i quoted diggz and typed
Calm down egbon


I got banned

[color=royalblue]Ntooorrr....

Who sent you?

Next time, allow us watch Ibime get roasted.[/color]

BlueRayDick:
I guess most people are angry with the current state of things , but they are failing to see how it could've been worse.

I watched a video recently on Youtube in which one lady was interviewed by Lucky Udu to share her "one chance" experience. The Lady narrated how she boarded a vehicle on a Monday morning to work on the Island ; unfortunately for her the vehicle turned out to be "one chance". She was driven all over Gbagada, Anthony, Ikeja etc in the early hours of the morning while the criminals were hitting her legs with hammer to force her give her banking app password and ATM pins at gun point.

At the end of the day, the lady was badly injured and lost her savings to the criminals. One thing she said that caught my attention was that she was pissed there was no police checkpoint on the roads while she was being driven around Lagos and being attacked by the criminals. She felt if there had been checkpoints mounted maybe around Gbagada or Ikeja axis, they would've busted the criminals who held her in their car against her will.

Now, I have been frequenting that route for a while now and I remember like 2 to 3 years ago there used to be some special police tactical unit that do mount roadblock around Charley Boy bus stop on that Gbagada axis. Most times people cuss them for causing unnecessary slow-moving traffic due to their "stop and Search". It was ironic hearing the lady wish those same policemen we used to cuss mounted the road blocks we love to hate.

[color=royalblue]Abeg abeg, we don't need that kind of prayer now.

There are over 40 Checkpoints from Ijebuode to Benin, yet almost every week, kidnappings and robberies happen back to back.

The only problem with crimes in Nigeria is that they cannot be solved. That's my issue with our Police.

Nobody should mount any checkpoint along Gbagada abeg. We like am like that [/color]

BlueRayDick:
It has been ruined already. The last one before this one was shiiit, this one gbey released last Friday is even worse......

I hope they stop the madness and don't release another one. It was the first season that only made sense

[color=royalblue]They already ran out of juice in S2.

Na wa![/color]

Sportsweb:
This Squid Game no end as I expectEd

[color=royalblue]Another Squid game don come out?

These people will ruin this show for nothing [/color]

nihilistjnr:
This guy did such a great job of making Lucifer look like a boy scout in comparison.

You are a government worker that doesn't pay tax, only goes to work 3 days a week despite being paid for electricity , and then bypassed meter to avoid paying tax... Whilst at the same time complaining about Nigeria not working.

[color=royalblue]Please nau

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BlueRayDick:
I think Elder has been taking too much ogogoro in recent times. He just dey drop GBA takes everywhere.

Imagine someone boldly claiming he doesn't pay tax and then he wants a Nigeria that works.Even the ex-Waziri wey him dey support will not be caught admitting he evades tax because he knows its implication. Like u rightly said, na wetin pursue Onyeama the "prepaid meter By-passer"comot from this thread be that.

iamoyindamola:
Onyeama the meter fraud specialist

[color=royalblue]This thread has come a long way, mhen.

That guy no rest for nih.ilist.jnr hand. [/color]

Amigoss:
Future banter material against you,Na this kain thing pursue onyeama from this thread..

Meanwhile if Na ex Waziri,you will pay na

[color=royalblue]Nihilistjnr no let that guy breathe


The icing on the cake. [/color]

BlueRayDick:


Anytime I remember how Alhaji Monerozi held it down for Buhari and our resident APC apologists stood with him, I go just shake my head. I mean those same people now claim Tinubu inherited a failed country after Buhari's 8 years.

Omo! Anybody that allows APC people gaslight him in the present day definitely has a very short memory about what has happened in this country from 2015 till date.

[color=royalblue]Nigeria Air is functional

I entered it last month. Owerri to Kaduna [/color]

KingTom:
Sheikh na political analyst sha so I understand, but omo those spaces more often than not are IQ draining

[color=royalblue]How many political analysts do we see on Twitter jumping up and down to troll?

Me that MC Oluomo did not promise 1.5 million, will go and be looking for fight on X space?
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diggz:
Exactly! No remote work allowed here—he should go back to his own country to practise the nonsense he’s preaching. If you look closely, he’s probably living off whatever benefits the Italian government has provided him, all while campaigning for nonsense. Once again, this situation reflects some of the broader consequences the West is facing as a result of its involvement in destabilising the Middle East.

By the way, the Italian Prime Minister’s decision on this matter partly reflects the stance taken by the Polish government: zero acceptance of refugees and zero tolerance for those who wish to live in their country while attacking its faith or its people.

[color=royalblue]I watched a video where a Muslim guy was threatening another guy that someday, Muslims will be have more population in Canada, and then, they'll impose Sharia on everyone

People will definitely migrate. But when you make it an agenda to include conquering and terrorism, you need to go back to your roots.

Even when the West left Afghanistan for good, they still ran away. You can blame the West for instability there, but you cannot blame the West for their radicalism.

I really hoped his deportation was swift.[/color]

iamoyindamola:
He should go and continue jihad in his country of birth

[color=royalblue]From Italy to Pakistan

Love such migration [/color]

KingTom:
I assure you my brother, I'd rather have my testicles run over by the tyres of an 18 wheeler than subject myself to any space

[color=royalblue]You no suppose get work nau

You go dey roam about Twitter, dey find where dem dey troll Obi and Tinubu

Space ko, Gap ni

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[color=royalblue]No time to check time

You cannot support terrorism remotely.[/color]

TemporaryHansel:
But na true I talk na. Before, people earning 500k monthly could be classified as middle class, while people earning 1m monthly were considered rich, but now you can hardly describe yourself as comfortable if you're earning 1m monthly, unless you live a low-key lifestyle and don't have too much taste.

[color=royalblue]You no lie

My laughter is about the "We must all join hands"..

You are seeing every Tom, Diccckkk and Harry, applauding BAT for poaching every politician, and you still dey find "We"?

My braaadaaarr.....Unless a miracle happens, let's just be catching cruise on this thread.[/color]