₦airaland Forum

bolu96:
Dr Olumide Emmanuel. Collect 250-500k, provide breakfast, give seminars & materials. Your 500k don go like that.

[color=royalblue]I saw one where he said the registration fee gives the person a 90 day access to him for personal mentorship..

I come confuse.....

The funniest part is that people who are really rich like that, do not have the time to start organizing seminars to teach people.

Everytime, e dey get seminar and retreats [/color]

raumdeuter:
Have you ever seen a person who is rich and wants to teach you before?
Those scammers na your registration fee they need

Like I make so much money from selling otapiapia but bring a registration fee of 100K so I can tach you how to become a billionaire from Otapiapia sales (Ignore the fact that I am not a billionaire)

[color=royalblue]I tell you. Na dollars now dem dey charge, and they will tell you that Early birds get discounts

Now, na podcast all of them pack full. Ring light and microphone, and they drop reels of wisdom.

After the video, they tell you to join a Master class

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[color=royalblue]I don't know why I find it funny when I see people online organize workshops to make people Billionaires

There's this Nigerian pastor. Always having retreats on how to make people billionaires and all that. I never still see him name for any list.

Dangote and Adenuga never organize one single workshop to make us billionaires

But people wey never be billionaires, know all the strategies to make person billionaires [/color]

Omoapena:
lol..

this man, you funny gan I swear, 5k daily for a car and you said why 100k deposit, so I should just give out a whole car like that to a total stranger without any commitment?

keke self dey deliver 8k daily
korope dey deliver 9k daily
bikes dey deliver 5k and you want someone to drop a car that will also serve you for your own personal movements for 5k daily, abeg give me your car, I will gladly pay you 6k daily...

[color=royalblue]I doubt if Sujimoto can be trusted as before, with the kind fraudulent allegations here and there[/color]

afrodoc2:
Wow so Val Kilmer is dead.
R.I.P

[color=royalblue] Yesterday oh.

May he rest in Peace.[/color]

Amoto94:
South African court acquits Nigerian pastor of rape after 8 years in jail.

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2025/04/south-african-court-acquits-nigerian-pastor-of-rape-after-8-years-in-jail/

[color=royalblue]The prosecution messed up their defense though

Over 25 women are accusing him of sexual innuendos, not only in SA, but even when he was in Nigeria.

I think that's why the court didn't grant him any bail for all those years, and are deporting him ASAP to Nigeria.

His case is different, my Sheikh[/color]

raumdeuter:
You know the laws always favor the tenant. If the tenant had a lawyer, The judge go follow you drag and even tell the tenant to stay for another 1yr while the case is being adjudicated

[color=royalblue]He said the tenant packed out
Then he traced the tenant and served him

I wanted to ask if he arrested the tenant.
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Spy360:
It's clear you don't have experience with the courts.

Do you know you can sue without a lawyer? You can write a notice without a lawyer?

I have had a case with someone that was concluded in one sitting. As in, judgement was given in one sitting and I collected my money. I'm serious. Na who no know road.

[color=royalblue]Please tell us this story, if you mind.

I am interested [/color]

BlueRayDick:
The Magodo/Shangisha Landlord's association case vs Lagos state government case is 38 years old and counting. You remember that case in which that Police CSP disobeyed Sanwoolu in 2022 when they Came to demolish that Magodo phase Ii estate? Yes, that case started 38 years ago and up till now those Landlord's don't have their land back..

Na who never see case go dey shout " Let's go to court"

[color=royalblue]Go to Federal prisons and see men spending 5 years on Awaiting trial.

Just to get a date for trial oh, years don pass.

God forbid that I should pick the court as my first option.[/color]

raumdeuter:
The court will teach you that its better to solve your problems rather than come to them
I get one former classmate in Naija that is going through a divorce, its been like 7yrs of come today, adjourn tomorrow, Judge strike next week. The guy was like he wants this case to be sorted before he moves to another relationship. I am like you go tay for there.

The majority of people moving to new relationships don't bother going through court wahala

Imagine a woman who initiated divorce at 33yrs will almost reach menopause before the court decides on the case and for her to move on
Na why some couples wey dey go through dvorce dey "Mistakenly" impregnate themselves again

By the time the case is finished both husband and wife go on spend millions on lawyer fees

[color=royalblue]Spy obviously doesn't know what he's talking about.

my church bought a parcel of land and somehow, the family tried to play a fast one on them. The church was willing to go to court. Na lawyer wey dey inside church advise them to settle the matter. Not because the church won't win, but it will cost the church years and other resources.

See the guy that sued P square to court for collecting performance fee without showing up. Na after 10+ years, e win the case.
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Spy360:
Calling the police for Nigeria is waste of resources.

Go through the courts.

Idiots fear court pass police.

If someone dey owe you money, get a lawyer to write him. Then sue him to court for any reason. He will agree to settle out of court.

[color=royalblue]You have no idea of what you're suggesting

By the time you spend 5 years on the case, with your lawyer collecting his 150k everytime he appears in court for you, na you go settle yourself out of court[/color]

TemporaryHansel:
Some glk/venza are being sold for 15m. Can they be considered luxury cars?

[color=royalblue]Na Naija used fall into that category

Hardly will you buy Tokunboh at that amount [/color]

BlueRayDick:
All those IPO dey always eat good from all available pot when a case is handed over to them.

When we had a case like that to treat one guy 4ck up for assault against my parents, anytime the case is about to come up in court the IPO will call my parents to remind them of the date and he will ask for his recharge card money and "mobilization" money for him to get to the court

When the expense wan wounjure person, nobody teach us to drop the case and forgive and forget

[color=royalblue]One time I was at the station for a case.

So there was another case. The guy used his boss car to snuggle rice, and Customs impounded the car. So the boss got him arrested

You need to see Police officers fighting to be IPO

"I want to be the IPO"
"No no no, Officer Segun, I followed up the case. I am the IPO"

I just dey one side dey laugh [/color]

BlueRayDick:
There's this Yoruba comic actor Jigan that has been trending since he joined TikTok in the last quarter of last year. Las week I watched a TikTok live he hosted where he brought another comic act ; Amuda Eko and that one narrated a police case he once had.


Amuda and one other egbon that usually act comic scenes on Yoruba movie bought a fairly used phone in Isale Eko not knowing it was a stolen phone. The police tracked the phone and had both nollywood guys arrested as being receivers of stolen goods. After spending days in detention, the guy who was the real thief was also Tracked down and joined them in the cell.

The nollywood guys got a lawyer who later posted their bail after which they were asked to report daily while the investigation was still ongoing on the case. The police then told them the items stolen in the victim's house during the robbery (which they were nkt involved in) was over 20m and they will have to contribute that amount or risk jail term. They negotiated downward and later arrived at an agreement with the police that they will be paying ₦200k every Friday towards the settlement of that agreement.

The original robber claimed he has no money and opted for them charge him to court (since he has nothing to lose). After making the payment the first week, Amuda was running around to make the second week payment when he suddenly saw the robber at Idumota as a free man.

Amuda called the robber by name and the guy even answers. He asked him how come he's a free man when they left him in police cell? Then robber told him the court freed him the police didn't present a water tight case and he's now back on the street. The guy say he Wan mad. It took him and the other other guy weeks to gather courage and tell the police they are not going to abide by the yeye agreement o because they can't be paying a debt they didnt owe while the real robber is a free man. It was then they knew it was the police that was just deliberately extorting them.

[color=royalblue]Na this kind case Policemen dey fight to be IPO

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Theflint1:
Sexual harassment*

[color=royalblue]Sorry, my Lord

But we have moved past that. We are now at the LNG/Assassin stage.

Are you aware?[/color]

[color=royalblue] Firstly, it was sexual assault

Then it wasn't even sexual assault, but LNG plant

Now, Akpabio told Bello to kill.

Before the cock crows tomorrow, we will hear the latest one.[/color]

raumdeuter:
Theflint1

Can you gf get her story straight

https://www.nairaland.com/8386565/removed-over-lng-plants-not

KingTom:
Fresh Crops here, get ya fresh crops here... if you're hungry for some fresh and juicy leaves eat my crops here cuz they're a treat

TemporaryHansel:
Bro, most of these northerners don’t see southerners as humans at all. Or how should I even put it, they feel their lives are more special. If you see what they’re posting on x/twitter you’ll lose any form of sympathy you had for the people that were killed in edo recently. Let the reverse be the case and you’ll see how same northerners will be singing a different tune.
We shouldn’t reward wickedness and inhumanity with kindness. Inhumanity should be matched with equal inhumane tactics. We have allowed these mfs play with southern lives for too long.

[color=royalblue]Bros, I understand you.

But I am first a human being before I am Igbo, or a Southerner or a Nigerian. What is bad is bad, and there should be no justification for why these guys should die. There's nothing to compare here. It's a very terrible and regrettable incident.

Secondly, the issue with the double standard-ness is not a Northern problem. It is a Southern problem.

The person that swore to protect the Southern people are Southern governors. When a Fulani herdsman kills innocent people, what exactly do they say? Nothing.

They have no strict laws to implement sanity in our states. When people die, they move about to other issues.

You cannot be angry that the Northern Governors are not concerned about a Southerner dying, when your own Southern governor will not even say a word. Of all the killing in Uromi, what did Edo governor do or say? But we want Kano state governor to talk?

My own stance is that the events of today can make one crave for jungle justice, and we should know when not to cross that line. No one deserves to die brutally, over nothing.[/color]

iamoyindamola:
🤣🤣🤣
You support death as punishment for blasphemy
Deborah was killed, but you didn't support the way the death was carried out either way she isn't alive

For you to even bring that up to make case for yourself today shows there's something really wrong with you
An harmless girl was brutally murdered because of a prophet of God
10 harmful northerners were also brutally murdered because they were with weapons that are illegal and they can't defend who they are posing high level of insecurity
What level of insecurity did Deborah pose?
I was sympathetic when arguing with u the other day , but you know what they deserve it

You need serious help

[color=royalblue]Calma Calma, Sodick

No innocent man deserves to die that way.

And there's no need to mock them, because politicians want to be politicians.

No let an argument turn you to be something you're not.

They, and any innocent man, irrespective of his tribe, does not deserve to die that way.[/color]

Theflint1:
We get to watch his evolution into cornvict in real-time

liveLongNprospa:
Relocation process completed.

Time to support naija from abroad🙏

[color=royalblue]Support APC, not Naija

Congratulations [/color]

diggz:
Ph00lish wokeness lol. How much naim the women dey generate wey dem dey find 50% lol

raumdeuter:
Women are even overpaid for what they bring to the game

If they are able to fill stadiums and get sponsorships then they should get paid what they bring

[color=royalblue]For some clubs, the women's team contributes 2% to what the club generates

But Madam wants 50% sponsorship sharing.

She should buy a club and do that.[/color]

raumdeuter:
Na mother's day today already?

Okay oh. Another 5 mother's day coming soon

[color=royalblue]I truly didn't know

Na my friend use am press my neck today.

Before April, another one go show.[/color]

[color=royalblue] Happy Eid Mubarak to all our Muslim brothers.

May Allah bless you all.[/color]

smartlad:
why majority of yoruba muslims are fake?

Dear yorubas its not by force to be muslims

[color=royalblue] Respect yourself [/color]

sod09:
So the bringer of Islam say they have seen the moon
https://www.nairaland.com/8384045/saudi-arabia-says-new-moon

One aboki that want to force sharia on us say we should continue fasting because moon have not been sighted
Well I wish him luck
https://www.nairaland.com/8384138/moon-not-been-sighted-nigeria

[color=royalblue]Abeg, keep fasting.

So Wednesday can be added to the holidays

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sod09:
I dropped the link here yesterday expecting atiku and that red cap fraud to talk about it

[color=royalblue] Everything is about politics to a politician.

Atiku and Scambiu's comments all appealed to their Northern fan base

Obi's comment appealed to his Southern fanbase

The government talked from all sides because they want to appear empathetic to the North

In all, there were 10 people who died under the same circumstances, and it just didn't matter.

God, no let me die death wey politicians go use me they catch cruise.[/color]

[color=royalblue]Nigeria has descended to another level of low sha....

Yesterday, 10 people were killed while on their way back from a burial...

Why is no one talking about it?

Yesterday, The Presidency has spoken, Northern Governors have spoken, and HoR has spoken, and no one has said anything about the other incident.

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