₦airaland Forum

iamoyindamola:
Is there any day the north doesn't have bad news

https://www.nairaland.com/8023767/bandits-kidnap-280-school-children

From the bozo state but how can they kidnap two hundred and eighty humans with no resistance, are they more than them
Why round figures

OasisX:



"You want to govern people you don't understand their language."

Indeed Edo no be Lagos. LOL!

https://twitter.com/official_osasb7/status/1765740132395528381?t=o0hkgPmiQV5yWmlO8bsvfg&s=19[/font][/quote][color=royalblue]Who be the 64 year old man?

Ighodalo?[/color]

raumdeuter:
You know God works in a wonderful way, she fit jam bible believing Gboy for the runs now

You know how many Olosho when you carry dem and dem relax finish dem go begin talk how hardship and disappointment carry dem go

I went for work in Bonny one time, I come meet one young lady in my evangelism outreach while she was catering to guys, she was well spoken and said she was a student at Ekpoma lives in Lagos with Auntie but dey hustle for Bonny. After our ministration I tell am say she no need am say if she enter Lag regular guy go make am his steady, even wife am sef

raumdeuter:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4KtNHbASZa/?igsh=bjlreWpueTB3YWF3

Legends and OGs in the house and seankafor, shey na true say some people dey pay these girls 150k 100k per night abi the girl just dey cap for clout

Abi na so Naira don fall against Dollar reach?

Cos over 70% of workers in Nigeria don't earn 100k or 150k over month yet one girl wan collect for 1 night wey max na 3 rounds

KingTom:
Wetin I dey read so

raumdeuter:
Na kaffir you be. You still dey do 5 times pryer abi na series you dey watch throughout?
Sand bawo? Calm down. Sand on top prick? If na woman nko? shey sef go use sand rub her towtow?

Izzou oya na sandpaper you go use for yours

raumdeuter:
Las las you go create your own religion

Na the kain thing wey vex Ebukacute and made him follow the religion of his ancestors inside Okpo joint

OasisX:


........even if you touch your D after ablution, you gonna have to redo it. So it beyond sex.

There is body contact, you sweat, you release akamu......ordinarily, won't you shower after sex?! You wanna use same mouth you use to lick Plateau to reading Qur'an? LOL!

raumdeuter:
Nack na the main thing wey no go allow you enter Mecca. izzou Nakamura

OasisX:


.......let me put it this way, impurity. Its unholy when its done out of wedlock but still an impurity that requires taking bath.

Hope its clear bro?!

OasisX:


......sex is technically unholy, that's why we can't perform solat or hold Qur'an till after we perform Ghusl Janabat.

Incognito9:
Izzuo be like our politicians, he no kukuma dey defend monrezi again 😆

GloriousGbola:
a lot of advertsing here may not work because of a fundamental misunderstanding of the target market

first of all, most nigerians do not service their cars. they hand them over to their mechanics to service
the wealthy rich ones - their drivers handle the servicing
so if you are really trying to advertise engine oil, that is your target market

i am a techie, and you can be sure i am not going to buy an ssd or ram for my laptop because ice cube is advertising it
in fact, if i see a celebrity advertising a product, my antennae go up because 90% of the time, they are endorsing a product they dont understand , which means it is more about money than actual conviction in the product

celebrity promotions can work - but yul edochie is definetely not going to convince me to engine oil for my car or fleet of generators

larride:
I think resource control by states might be better. Let every state control their own resources and pay a 40% tax to the FG.

FG can be in charge of foreign policy, national security, immigration and the likes.

All other powers dissolved to the state.

GloriousGbola:
a lot of advertsing here may not work because of a fundamental misunderstanding of the target market

first of all, most nigerians do not service their cars. they hand them over to their mechanics to service
the wealthy rich ones - their drivers handle the servicing
so if you are really trying to advertise engine oil, that is your target market

i am a techie, and you can be sure i am not going to buy an ssd or ram for my laptop because ice cube is advertising it
in fact, if i see a celebrity advertising a product, my antennae go up because 90% of the time, they are endorsing a product they dont understand , which means it is more about money than actual conviction in the product

celebrity promotions can work - but yul edochie is definetely not going to convince me to engine oil for my car or fleet of generators

Amigoss:
In this case,it make sense sha...for you to say celebrity mechanics,you are so sure na celebrity go sell this market moreover who are the celebrity mechanics people out there know

larride:
The leaders will suddenly turn to Lord Shiva and repent of their ways.

obainojazz:
But Airmark and Raumdeuter want Obi to borrow our future away

Thankfully, Anambra can pay salaries all these years without depending on the FG…. Some very oil rich state can’t.
https://www.nairaland.com/8022691/24-states-cant-pay-salaries

BlueRayDick:
The answer u seek is in the above.

Using a celebrity mechanic will not drive home the point they are trying to make about their brand to the public. They needed a face almost every adult who has need for engine oil can relate with as regards integrity and longevity.

It is as simple as that.

GloriousGbola:
It is inevitable. Which region has the bulk of its able bodied men engaged in menial unskilled labourer jobs in the other region? Cart pusher, rubbish packer, Mai guard, site labour, okada rider?

And majority of them on direct engagement are as dumb as rocks or pretend to be.

You can literally enter an okada and the guy will have no fking idea where you are going. You tell him 32road and if you don't pay attention he has you at 5th Avenue. At which point you realize he has no idea where he is going. This must be the big brain high iq monerozi5590 is going on about.

And then engaged in self delusions because they have a dangote?

larride:
Yes and I'm surprised that people are surprised that someone from the North will defend his own region that you are shitting on.

The South has perceptions about the North, same way the North has perceptions about the South. There will be some elements of truths and lies in both perceptions.

iamoyindamola:
It says 99% of them are cows
You sef reason am

iamoyindamola:
I hope you are half as intelligent as bubu

GloriousGbola:
DonJ was right about you all along !

Undercover aboki!

iamoyindamola:
Izzouchukwu the Hausa man they disguise

OasisX:

OasisX:


.....anything to make Naija work bro. Even if Amotekun gonna help to curtail smuggling, make dem join.

larride:
The possibility of disappointment is 75%