₦airaland Forum

Ballzproblemm:
izzou you have been cooking since,try dey take break 😂

[color=royalblue]This week has been very dull for me.

People wey dey owe me sef no dey gree pick call.

And i understand to some point, Nigeria is hard.

So, i need to use my stove when i see people like OasisX sugercoat hunger and hardship in the name of hope.

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CrystalTiger:
Are you an economist?In your university transcript, did you ace your courses like them?

Only intelligent people are capable of understanding what BAT is doing please..

[color=royalblue]I attended CSU Annex at Oluwole street, Lagos Island

Does it count? [/color]

[color=royalblue]It is only a Nigerian situation that goes from worse to worst, and they will console you that it is for the better. Ewwwwwwww.

Exactly how Buhari began 2015 is played out today. No difference. We were shifting to a terrible state, and they consoled you that it was for the better.

Do you know how many people are worse off from 2015 to 2023?

Do you even know how much a litre of Diesel is? The cheapest you can find is NNPC at 985 naira.

Do you know how many small scale industries are struggling to breathe? Bakeries, printing presses, etc are scared to even take orders because there is no promise on ROI.

Tinubu has no plan, because if he did, he wont remove subsidy, save trillions and go and borrow almost a trillion to share as rice and garri.

The juju wey APC dey use strong sha, so this post was unnecessary[/color]

Emaprince:


Guy this post is very funny.

[color=royalblue]Remember

"We don't need the body. We need the brain"[/color]

[color=royalblue]Tinubu wants to stop fake life by removing subsidy, but he has borrowed $1.2 billion to share as palliatives, after saving trillions.

I need to check my birth certificate again.

Something tells me i am 3 years old.

I can't be an adult, and another adult is saying this to me

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larride:
Better call Arteta, i need you guys to beat Chelsea his weekend.

Izzou don too show me pepper.

[color=royalblue]You dey worry about me?

Make you lose first.

Counting on Copenhagen to do the Lord's work later on.[/color]

Jodera:
Ah ah.... Wetin be this na??

See how it got me cracking hard with laughter

KingTom:
One even said, he hopes they're not buying at 3,500, then repackaging it in other brand bags and selling for 5k to 6k

[color=royalblue]BUA na real scammer

Scammed Nigerians of their hopes and emotions[/color]

larride:
Dangote dey one corner dey laugh.

[color=royalblue]This is even one of the reasons we must thread carefully with this Cement road madness

Few people hold the cards in this country. Very very few.
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GrammarNazi1:
Cunny means p*ssy.

You meant to type "cunning".

[color=royalblue]Both would work in this case [/color]

larride:
I think we had this argument here before.

The only person that can reduce price of cement and it will have some impact is Dangote.

BUA should've actually specified that the price that he reduced is the factory price and that most retailers still has to include their own cost and profit mark up.

[color=royalblue]He did not say it. Clever thief

Now Nigerians are running up and down, looking for 3500 cement. [/color]

GloriousGbola:
I guess he understands Nigerians will not stop to think it through.

I never for one moment believed what he said once I had confirmed the locations of his factories.

[color=royalblue]No wonder Dangote and Larfarge did not bother themselves with this noise.

I heard Cement actually is within the range of 4000 from the factories

BUA removed 500 and ran to issue press conferences everywhere. He did not tell the public that it was not the RRP.

Now innocent Nigerians are going from shop to shop, looking for 3500 BUA cement
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[color=royalblue]BUA na cunny man

See how Nigerians are now accusing themselves of sabotaging the whole process, when in essence, BUA did next to nothing.

If you buy Cement at 3500 in Edo state, and pay a truck almost a million or more to transport it to Lagos, how can you sell it 3,500 again?[/color]

https://www.nairaland.com/7882080/how-much-bua-cement-area

Unlimited22:
And look at educated men with families who aren't even remotely close to the largesse defending them with their lives. It is incredibly surreal.

[color=royalblue]My brother, i am ready to go the Kanayo O Kanayo way for it.

This is mysterious[/color]

iamoyindamola:
2 derica of rice
1 kongo of garri
1 litre of kerosene
2000
E go favour me and family for 8 years

[color=royalblue]No bro. It's much more than that.

Someone with a good education is telling you APC is the best

Infact, someone abroad will support APC and after 8 years, he will insult APC and support APC again.

It cannot be mudu of rice and garri

There's some mysterious shiiit behind it, and i am ready to do anything to learn[/color]

[color=royalblue]APC needs to share the methodology of how they deceived people for 8 years, then deceive them again

Especially the educated ones. How do they do it?

This was exactly how cases were made for Buhari 2016, 2017. Today, the same set are calling Buhari a disaster. The same set again, have raised their shield and armour for the same party.

How dem dey do am? I really need this juju.

If na knowledge, i ready to learn
If na ritual, i ready to sacrifice

This is some brilliant shiiit i need.[/color]

seankafor:
na hamas type rocket 🚀 propelled grenade we ended up getting

Ellexy:
That's wisdom from the brain we need not his body.

[color=royalblue]Baba said it will help us to even look into our domestic production...

In less than 6 months, he has removed the lifeline for the local production of 43 items.

"We don't need his body. We need his brain"

Agba scammer

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BlueRayDick:
Remember how our resident I & E expert and egbon Raumdeuter carry explanation give us about the trillions saved on subsidy ? Let’s hope the evidence dey inside the white paper Akanbi omo olodo ide hol for hand so

[color=royalblue]Dem dey save trillions, but are managing to pay their own salaries.

You need to be insane to understand this country
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Magnoliaa:
Waaaaaait, Oasis is not in Nigeria??

What a shocker.

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He encouraged his fellow Nigerians to vote Tinubu, while he enjoys heaven alone.

Today, those ones dey cry. Him still dey encourage them

If Oasis enters yahoo, Hushpuppy would pay for a 1 hour personal tutorial with him...

The guy dey waste him talent.[/color]

Incognito9:
Don't pity him, he may have landed a juicy position. 😂

[color=royalblue]People wey go get juicy position dey stand for the podium

If you are amongst the crowd, you be common person.

I just want to know if he is still laughing [/color]

Incognito9:
https://x.com/josinomilito/status/1715083050776707523?s=20

https://m.facebook.com/story.php/?story_fbid=pfbid0fC6Pssn1rzUBSjkJnfCBfFkESopP8K4NsJNLrK8EAY5vfTiEUmJKJGe21HabZhJMl&id=100002176640309

I remember nwanne 👆

[color=royalblue]There was a guy that laughed loudly from within the crowd, when he said "E think say na Statistics we go chop?"

Is that guy laughing today? [/color]

Unlimited22:
Lol

Una go explain, explain, explain because no evidence...



Our circumstances una

[color=royalblue]Messi enter pitch, we begin see datasheet of circumstances[/color]

Incognito9:
Nah statistics we go chop 😂😂

[color=royalblue]My brother,...

Right now, we need all the statistics we can chop. Give me a full pot of statistics. We need am.

This was the same guy that said nothing concerns him with the dollar rate, because he does not pay and receive salaries in dollars, but naira.

You remember that video? [/color]

joseph1832:
Tinubu is there because he was elected, period.

Who told you Tinubu was the best amongst the three?

[color=royalblue]8 million Nigerians said so.

Or what did the 8 million see, and went ahead to vote him?[/color]

joseph1832:
we Nigerians are naturally greedy and selfish. Some on us are the ones behind the current economic hardship and the FG can't do anything about it.

[color=royalblue]No, no, no, my very respected elder brother.

We were told that Tinubu was the best amongst the three. Nobody told us that Greediness and selfishness can affect the GOAT of governance.

If Tinubu cannot do anything about it, then why is he there?[/color]

joseph1832:
actually it will still be the same thing we are seeing now, there won't be any difference. Peter Obi will be at the receiving end and Obidients will blame the past administration for the present woes the country is facing.

[color=royalblue]You know this, because?
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[color=royalblue]You saved trillions in subsidy, and you are struggling to pay salaries. Old salary structure oh.

Shey you dey whine me niiiiiiiiiii, oh oh oh oh oh [/color]

Government faces enormous challenge especially now, the government is facing revenue deficit. There’s no money anywhere in the country, the government is just managing to pay salaries. The growth rate is very slow and the population growth is fast pacing and increasing. unemployment is surging amid high inflation. These are issues which non-governmental organisations must take on board in helping government to cover the space government could not cover

monerozi5590:
A weaker domestic currency makes imports more expensive and it also stimulates exports because it is cheap.

During the restriction ban on items when naira was 5, 6, 7 something in the black market. How many people were importing?

The Naira is 8/9h in official window and suddenly people will start importing? That's that.

On the flip side, you are encouraging importation by lifting the ban on those items, what happened to the local manufacturing/production sector? You are saying you want to grow our GDP, that's great but how do you grow GDP without the manufacturing/production sector playing a significant part?

The one that is paining me the most is the president will say one thing and FG will say different thing. Like they're not even serious.

FG is saying they are managing to pay salaries, so what happened to the palliative to federal workers for six months?

Tinubu looks like someone who's confused. At this point I will liken him to someone who is throwing everything against the wall hoping something stick.

[color=royalblue]You would expect this simple economics to be understood by the CBN and his team

I & E Window is 999/dollar. So who would import at that rate (excluding freight), and come and sell it cheap here? How does this now curb inflation?

They would later come back to that 1% local production that suddenly doesn't matter, and beg it to rise again.

Anyday you decide to contest as president, please tell me. I and my unborn family will vote for you.

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[color=royalblue]Excuses don full everywhere.

The only one that should make sense to anybody here is that he should be given time, not all these kicking of can down the road.

Nigeria's problems were there. Let's not pretend that Tinubu is shocked to see it.

What is even worse is that this guy has no plan to do anything. You remove today, and put it back tomorrow. You remove subsidy, and then start scratching your head on how to manage it.

We are borrowing to subsidise fuel, but in less than 6 months, you have borrowed $1.2 billion to share as palliatives. If this one no be embezzlement moves, i don't know what is.

Let us go for a commercial break abeg.

Oasis, bless our screen with State Releases and statistics.

Na now we wan chop statistics [/color]

[color=royalblue]"We don't need his body, we need his brain"

We don see the brain naa

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Magnoliaa:
"Our circumstance" for someone that is not (living) in Nigeria is crazy, fam. 🤣🤣🤣

[color=royalblue]The two people championing it, do not live here.

Nothing is more crazier than that

Oasis will soon come and give us a daily report of how life is getting better, right from his air-conditioned, 24 hour electrified room in the UAE.

Real crazy, fam [/color]