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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:17am On Nov 12, 2021
deedee44:
Somebody mistakenly fired you pistol and you replied with bazooka. You're not very nice grin
[color=royalblue]You know say I no dey find trouble

You know naa grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:15am On Nov 12, 2021
Pearl1910:
Abeg how u take sabi say him get 3cars for Uber?
[color=royalblue]Na him bring the example, coupled with how he has enough time to look for Coca-Cola salesman to gist. No be me talk am.

I can see he has started explaining how he's still struggling up there. But just two pages back, he was trying to let me know he was a big boy and I shouldn't think I have arrived because I started a business; something I never assumed or said.

Kanuisagoat owns his car. You own your car/cars. Baz001 owns his car. Ghost1994 did HP, and owns one. Chucsmoore once was here, he owned his car. This list is endless.

I have never for once seen them calling themselves big boys. They drive and encouraged people here. These are productive friends everyone should have closely, and not someone that looks for a close Coca-Cola shop to gist.

No wonder despite his Nobel laureate experience on Uber, he was at ICM on a Monday morning by 10 am to look for trip. I am not surprised again when I saw him resuscitate his deleted Uber driver app. I don't think Big boys with 3 cars would be looking for a deleted app to start again.

I hope he respects himself henceforth and keep me out his fingers.

I no dey sell Coca-Cola, so I no wan gist with am.

Good morning Sir Pearl, and the whole room[/color]
Family › Re: The Idea Number Of Kids To Have Now In This Troubling Economy by izzou(m): 9:42pm On Nov 11, 2021
[color=royalblue]I go born 5

One set of triplets..

One set of twins

angry[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:06pm On Nov 11, 2021
A001:
Lols. No player big pass dragging online, especially on this thread. Even the almighty Messi isn't safe cheesy
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 9:01pm On Nov 11, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Na Ole dey cause all these rubbish cheesy cheesy

Make una ride on
[color=royalblue]Ole would eventually come good. You guys need to be patient

Yes, you might go trophyless for some seasons.
It's possible you might end up in Yoruba league back to back

But in the end, it would end in praise

smiley[/color]
Car Talk › Re: Why Do Lagos Drivers Fear VIO Officials So Much? by izzou(m): 8:58pm On Nov 11, 2021
princealuminium:
They are very mean set of people the one we enter at isoko North in ozoro collected 25k for have an insurance licence they claimed is not online
[color=royalblue]I can see Roofing sheets on top of your van

And you windshield is over-cracked

That one is enough for Lagos VIO to ruin your day

grin grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2021
Dedynast:
Paraphrased...

"I dy my own stray bullet come meet me. Then, I carry bazooka and spill blood".
grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 8:56pm On Nov 11, 2021
Nezzjnr:
I'm hearing that Ororo might leave if we don't qualify for UCL next season.

Maybe they will start thinking if other Serious minded Players like Bruno and the rest start pushing for a Transfer.
[color=royalblue]Let him leave this night sef angry

He is not bigger than our club, our future and our DNA

Rubbish angry[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:52pm On Nov 11, 2021
Nezzjnr:
Na this Coca-Cola own dey burst my head cheesy cheesy

For you to meet any Coca-Cola sales rep, You must be a big Boy cheesy
[color=royalblue]You like wahala

grin[/color]
Car Talk › Re: Why Do Lagos Drivers Fear VIO Officials So Much? by izzou(m): 8:50pm On Nov 11, 2021
grossintel:
Fines for what exactly, expired papers ?
[color=royalblue]Cracked rear or front lights

Cracked windshield

Not having a hackney permit if it's a car on Uber (even though your plates are Blue coloured)

The list is endless[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:42pm On Nov 11, 2021
[color=royalblue]God will judge all of you that brought Drogba here to be dragged like an iPhone thief

Especially you Donstan18

angry[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:39pm On Nov 11, 2021
tunlapapa:
Haba! Wetin happen on top small pinch he gave to you, you decide to bring a double-edged sword plus double barrel to the battle ground.
[color=royalblue] grin grin grin

No vex.[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:37pm On Nov 11, 2021
Felicity0001:
But you see why I dey call u bolt staff/agent? Nothing different from watin bolt training and customer's care talk?

The truth be told, Most female Bolt riders are demon possess.

Two weeks ago b4 My account was blocked, the same dj mix one rider gave me 1k as tip for a female rider gave me 1 star rating for it. You will now begin to wonder what exactly can you do to satisfy human! I kukuma used my airpod no time...

The worse people you can ever come across with are bolt riders, pray never to meet the pregnant women if not your life will destroy for ever.
grin grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by izzou(m): 8:27pm On Nov 11, 2021
Roland17:
Fellow Oleinner,

Please do not lose faith in our DNA. Do not fall into the temptation of questioning the credibility of the great DNA. Remember when pictures of him and his family carrying their bags surfaced last week? Well, we fought a great battle to ensure our enemies did not succeed and today, he is still the head coach. Our exceptions to sacking DNA remain and we have made our options clear to SAF and the board and we have received their assurances.

If Ole is going to be relieved, then one of or a combination of G. Neville/ P. Neville/ P. Scholes/ W. Rooney will replace Ole. We will continue to resist any attempt to relieve DNA of this earned position. I implore other Scumrades to ditch their venoms, come down from the decking, relieve themselves the stress of hanging on the fence and support the only manager we can truly call our own.
[color=royalblue]Very emotional embarassed

You mean well for our club kiss[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:17pm On Nov 11, 2021
Nezzjnr:
You get bad mouth cheesy cheesy

Coca-Cola joint cheesy cheesy
[color=royalblue]That's what he said now. He is so rich, he goes to visit Coca-Cola distributors to gist.

A real definition of a Big Boy[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:15pm On Nov 11, 2021
Kaycee54321:
Ehn. Na so your Hausa Oga dem Howo Head of 36 Million be like jonzing to ballers like Neymarjr wey carry chopper of some millions of dollars come training... that one rich

Same as owner of 3 Camry cars
Same as me wey no get up to 5M home & away as cash if you compare to person my age wey never see work.
Everything na levels jare.


Na matter wey no consign me, I wan dey chook mouth now.
[color=royalblue]But him say e be big boy because e get 3 cars on Uber. Na me talk am?

My Hausa Ogas dem never ever tell me say dem be Big boys. Dem no dey go Coca-Cola shop go gist. Their own na to dey keep in touch with their investments and think of how to add another truck to the fleet.

To them, they have not arrived.

But a man with 3 cars on Uber is a very Big boy[/color]
Car Talk › Re: Why Do Lagos Drivers Fear VIO Officials So Much? by izzou(m): 8:08pm On Nov 11, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
You see VIO and FRSC, na twins dem be. Dem no dey carry gun but Nigerian drivers fear them more than all the security agencies in Nigeria herself.

They are very mean, they don't respect age, they don't have pity for a woman in labour and or someone in critical condition. They don't care, what they're after is to dig a very large hole in your pocket that has already sinkhole in it before.

They are the devil we see with our koro-koro eyes
[color=royalblue]FRSC is even better. I haven't seen an FRSC fine that's greater than 5k.

The only annoying part with FRSC is that they make a mountain out of a mole hill, waste your time, demand bribes and if you refuse, they fine you.

But you see VIO, bribing them is expensive. Their fine is even more expensive.

I don't know about other states, but the one In Lagos have fines as high as 20k

When I no kill person grin[/color]
Car Talk › Re: Why Do Lagos Drivers Fear VIO Officials So Much? by izzou(m): 8:00pm On Nov 11, 2021
[color=royalblue]Their fines are heavy. That's why

Let's not even talk about the stress of going to the bank, producing tax receipts and blah blah blah

You can pay fines as high as 20k.

If na you, you no go run?[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:52pm On Nov 11, 2021
Pearl1910:
E b like say una Sabi una sef...
Or una don get quanter 5yrs ago. lipsrsealed
[color=royalblue]I don't know him anywhere oh.

People wey don see me for her dey, and they know I would never find trouble grin

I dey my own, the guy use me as specimen for laboratory.

grin[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:51pm On Nov 11, 2021
Nezzjnr:
I hear say na Hausa Man dey in charge of FHA sef shocked shocked.

There's something fishy about those that brag even when no one asked them any question.
[color=royalblue]Lol

Na big boy because e get 3 cars for Uber. I'm supposed to look up to him because he drives occasionally and goes to a Coca-Cola shop to gist.

grin grin grin

When he gets to Allen avenue or Heyden at VGC, he can gather those corolla drivers and tell them how he's a big boy with 3 cars

I have encountered different wealthy people to even see his 3 Camry testimony as blessed.

Like I said, when he sees other Uber drivers, he can climb on top of his car and sing his praises.

[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:38pm On Nov 11, 2021
Nezzjnr:
This guy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

You too dey look for Trouble cheesy
[color=royalblue]But how na? grin

I dey my own, him come tell me how him be big boy because e get 3 cars on Uber

The Hausa men wey I dey address as "Yes sir",some get up to 12 Howo trucks

One brand new Howo head without the trailer na like 36 million.

Then somebody get 3 Camry and e let me know say e rich.

undecided[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:23pm On Nov 11, 2021
pocohantas:
Hahahahaha. No vex.
Make I face the elite drivers and leave you.
grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:10pm On Nov 11, 2021
pocohantas:
Why would you unfollow this thread?
Sha do giveaway, that is my priority.
[color=royalblue] Person wey say him get 3 to 4 cars, drives for fun and goes to Coca-Cola shop to gist, you no ask am for giveaway

Na me wey get one wey I dey manage you dey disturb angry

Ekwensu[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 7:06pm On Nov 11, 2021
pocohantas:
Do giveaway. cry
[color=royalblue]I unfollow thread, you carry me come back

angry[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 6:23pm On Nov 11, 2021
Barbiturate:
Mr Bazz, you have 3 cars or so, and you still drive, has it made you poor or less human?
You're still a big boy!

My former neighbour has suit shop at mandilas, with a sales boy. He drives occasionally when he feels bored at the shop. He's a big boy.

I don't deliver to anyone. I drive when I have the power. Last week Friday n Saturday, I didn't drive. This week Tuesday and Wednesday, I didn't drive. In fact as I type, I'm with a friend at a bar, gisting. He works with Coca-Cola( Sales). He called and I decided to close for the day.

Not everyone driving is poor. I don't need to mention some other things I'm into.....and I'm open to opportunities. Chasing the bag is not attached to a particular hustle. If I find my dream job with the salary I want, it still won't stop me from driving during weekends. If I also find another thriving business to invest in....I'll do so, and I'll still drive when I want.

Some people with cars on e-hailing and who still drive and get paid by their drivers are far better than most guys in 9 to 5, with clean shoe, clean suit and tie. To each his own! If you stop driving because you got a job or you started business.....it still doesn't mean you have arrived!

I'm not bragging nor throwing jabs.....I'm only making a simple point.
[color=royalblue]You wanted everyone to know how long you have been driving, hence you used my past thread to make your point

I don't see anything wrong with that too.

I actually wanted them to know how long you have been driving, so I figured out I could explain how I have grown from that boy that was job hunting to a guy that has his business and drives a 4runner (2004 model)

My point is you are still driving. I haven't said it makes you poor or little.

You still dey drive.

Me? I don drive finish, drop key.

Hope you understand now?[/color]
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 2:00pm On Nov 11, 2021
BAZ001:
Very easy answer
Na izzou now, I know say you dey fear
You and Lush100 wan set dis thread on fire
I go soon run go fence cos I no get strength
[color=royalblue]Why are you trying to create a storm out of nothing na? grin

He's right, and nothing is wrong with what he said

He was driving when I left the uni and was looking for a job on NL

I have worked for 2 years plus, and I have driven and hanged my boot, and he's still driving

What's wrong with that? undecided[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 1:54pm On Nov 11, 2021
popizaino:
Why have you decided to disgrace yourself donstan18? grin grin grin grin. Now carry this your big fat L and disappear into oblivion.
[color=royalblue]He would never accept his L

I was surprised to see this discussion continue up till today

Make Una just agree with am make we rest[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 9:01pm On Nov 10, 2021
donstan18:
Why you dey run? cheesy

Salah and Drogba, who’s better?

Stop being selective with leagues and tournaments.

Who is/was better as a player
[color=royalblue]EPL?

Salah

cool[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:54pm On Nov 10, 2021
donstan18:
Drogba and Salah, who is/was better?

Note: Lukaku and Kane will be used against you if you misyarn. grin grin
[color=royalblue]Salah is currently better than Drogba in the EPL

So, wetin you wan use Lukaku and Kane do?

Bring out their goal contributions and you have your answer. I no dey type with emotions and impacts. I like proof grin[/color]
Family › Re: Why Are Young Men In Nigeria So Desperate About Marriage by izzou(m): 8:53pm On Nov 10, 2021
Klass99:
Izzou, your yeye dey boom sha!

Watch as more haters come out in full force because of my comment.

They don't like it either when they see all the people they hate, like you, Poco, I and others get along just fine on the forum.

Have you noticed? grin
[color=royalblue]Of course grin

I really don't know why though. The moment you don't agree with them, it becomes a problem.

It can be amusing sha grin[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:47pm On Nov 10, 2021
donstan18:
So Salah has more career goals and assists than. Drogba, Lukaku and Kane?

grin grin
[color=royalblue]Salah has more EPL goals than Drogba

Abi no be EPL this discussion dey on since?[/color]
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by izzou(m): 8:32pm On Nov 10, 2021
donstan18:
What metric did you use to rate Salah ahead of Drogba?
[color=royalblue]Goals and Assists, because they are both forwards

You guys have said forwards thrive differently under defensive managers

So what metric will I use to screen those that can excel and those that can't

Shot saved?[/color]

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