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pappy4real:
This 3 month Nigeria used manual transmission nissan versa 2008 model is up for adoption either as rental or HP for interested drivers. An upfront token of 50k and 3 guarantors, valid driver licence and functional driver's account with uber/bolt are required.
It is my personal car, the ac which used to be chilling when I bought it (at end of june) is undergoing maintenance (it was damaged by a drunk driver who drove d car into flood with d ac on). I need some money to put it back in order. The repairs would be deducted from the upfront so no extra burden on the new driver. I'm giving this babe up because I currently have other pressing obligations which need my financial and moral attention.
Any interested driver should contact me for more details
My contacts are in my signature

[color=royalblue] Comprehensively insure your car

Install a good tracking system. And give your car to anybody.

The way you guys hold on to this guarantor stuff, one would think it's a better option.

If a driver gets involved in an accident, you'll still spend money to arrest the guarantor. In the end, the police will witness an agreement that the guarantor would pay small-small. Let's not forget that you will still give the police money too.

Just insure the car comprehensively. It's better than requesting 1000 guarantors..

My opinion[/color]

Oasis007:
Almost twice as many 'Ronaldo 7' Manchester United shirts have been bought this summer compared to 'Messi 30' PSG shirts.

[color=royalblue]How is this possible?
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Oasis007:
Cristiano Ronaldo shirt sales have hit £187.1m since Manchester United officially announced his shirt number, meaning United have now recouped all of the £12.9m fee the club paid Juventus (United receive £13.1m commission).

[color=royalblue]I just like this guy, abeg

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macjireh:
BOOKMARK THIS;

2023 elections will be bloody..... a former president very likely to be Jonathan will join APC and be part of d election process,,somehow he will make a huge blunder that will give PDP an edge to win...After PDP wins,,APC will not be happy with d result hence they will call for cancellation of results and a rerun...then something very strange will happen,, APC will change its name to APA(I don't know wat dah means) and bring another flag bearer to represent dem, most likely from d same region as PDP flag bearer and d rerun will commence... early results will show dat APC now APA will be leading but at d end,,wen results are fully collated APA and PDP will be even...

Question: who will be declared winner??...daz where problem will start from

[color=royalblue]Larride, come laugh small [/color]

Roland17:
Show our ladies some respect

BlueRayDick:
Shey Arsenal WFC wá kere ni?

You no hear say the future is female? Abeg put some respek on the most successful club in female football club in England.

[color=royalblue]What are the ladies doing right, that the men are doing wrong? [/color]

[color=royalblue] Arsenal just qualified for the group stage of the champions League, and nobody is talking about it.

Blueraydick

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Skimpledawg:
Deacon elrony na egbé

[color=royalblue]I wonder the kind of deaconary he runs

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elrony:
Alagolo bouta win Ballon D'Jail

pocohantas:
I am beginning to pity that boy. Do you know that boy bears DIKEH? Not Churchill. Why must Tonto do that to the innocent boy. Why?

[color=royalblue]Many Nigerian families are in disarray because someone tried to be selfish, and drag their kids into their selfish battles

You don't like the man again? Fine.

At least, let the father be involved in the life of his kid.

That boy would have to deal with a lot because of Tonto's decisions.

He probably won't know his cousins, nephews and nieces from Churchill's side.

Make e no go marry him cousin in the future sha [/color]

[color=royalblue]My own issue is that little Kid Tonto is fathering and mothering at the same time.

I wonder the kind of toxicity and bile acid Tonto go dey pour inside him head.

Na wa[/color]

[color=royalblue] Nigerian businesses and the do-your-worst syndrome.

Even network providers and banks that are worth billions would attend to a dissatisfied customer cooly. But no, the moment a customer complains, you tell him that's not how business is done. You eat your cake today, and break the plate that you'll use to collect another tomorrow.

To the seller, you see this thread that is staining your name? You really don't know what it would cost you later on.

Trust has disappeared from the Nigerian business space. Most people patronise people based on recommendations and reviews.

No use your hand drag yourself go down [/color]

[color=royalblue]A well can be 1000 feet deep?

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Felicity001:
Thank God it didn't went like the way of the deceased else one fufu would have said "common sense"... We live and survive by his grace even inside the living room people have accident and die.

[color=royalblue]We really can't be too careful.

My own bad experience was during a drop off.

I took two stupid guys to Shrine. On getting there, there was this usually little traffic which is normal on a Friday Evening. These two idiots opened my door and ran away. That thing pained me ehh

We can only do our best to protect ourselves, but only God dey guarantee absolute protection.

Chai. This death pain me like say na my relative [/color]

[color=royalblue]The same Kpokpogarri that was hailing her ex, is the one Tonto is defending?

Tonto is too old to be ridiculed like this. She should stay off social media.[/color]

Amoto94:
Izzou you didn't bring this to my

https://www.nairaland.com/6739097/nigeria-mounts-air-land-offensive/1

[color=royalblue]This has always been my point na.

This is What I've always loved to hear, and not some Forgiveness and Rehabilitation scheme.

Or did you see where I said otherwise? [/color]

mrjaydee:
Why would a reasonable person accept a trip from Shrine to abuleegba? One uber driver was killed last weekend.

Make una dey take am easy... why would u just die like that for how much?

That's the alleged killer of the driver

[color=royalblue] Jesus Christ

God knows after I had a bad experience at that shrine, I have never picked any soul there again.

May God comfort the family of the deceased.

Chai[/color]

pocohantas:
That has never happened to me for now. Only thing I have noticed is, it takes longer for drivers to come. They rolled out Uber Go on the Island, but it is still the same issue and I never gave it too much thought till I saw the comments here.

Izu is already threatening me that Uber Go would soon run. So maybe it is about time I get a side-guy.

why do they have to be busty please?

[color=royalblue]You still wan laugh ba?

You better come back to Bolt. It's all you've got [/color]

nickvanilla:
I locked my key inside my car.
Please does anyone know someone who can help me unlock the car?

[color=royalblue]Call a panel beater.

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Pearl1910:
You have already provided clarification jare...na Izzou dey drag us back

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Pearl1910:
His submission was keep electrical components and leakages fixed and then by all means enter d flood anywhere u see it. Don't run from it, afterall other cars are passing. If it doesn't exceed bonnet u r good.

With this summary go and read my post again.

[color=royalblue]Okay, you win, sir

I really wished I read your post again sha[/color]

CheerfulGiver:
Pearl is just an opposition politician. He whips up sentiments from the air to support his arguments.

What I stated has been what works for me. Before today, people have been swimming water, getting stuck in it, having interior damaged etc. Never happens to me.

[color=royalblue] I really like the way you pointed out problems that could arise due to floods, and possible causes.

Pearl would make a good journalist sha. [/color]

Pearl1910:
Okay, me I saw it with my secondary school knowledge of summary and comprehension.

[color=royalblue]He didn't say anything about driving continuously in water.

His point was clear.

Your car is your tool for the job
The floods are inevitable in Lagos
Since we can't really escape floods, we should just put the tools in perfect shape and we'll be fine.


He even notified drivers on the quantity of water to swim in. For him, the tyre level should be the threshold.

Like I said, he didn't not encourage continuous driving floods. He only advised on how to tackle the problem.

As for your comprehension, I wouldn't know anything about it [/color]

Pearl1910:
I don't quite agree with this... Even with no wiring and leakage issues, continuous driving in flood will damage or at best reduce the lives span of car components such as hub bearing, shaft, steering rack/column, suspension parts (about 6 of them), ac compressor, bushings/engine mounts, drum breaks etc and cause radiator, condenser, and undercarriage rust.
Anything more than d height of ur chassis is a no no...therefore water completely covering your tyres is well over d allowed levels, talkless of the bonnet.
The "noise" about continuous driving in flood
as obtained in ehailing is not over rated. Naive/novice drivers should not be encouraged to drive in flood. Ones in a while when u don't have a choice is okay but not every time like it's nothing.
I understand these are your own thoughts but I get cars wey people dey drive make Dem no come see this ur post start to dey enter water wey go reach bonnet abeg

[color=royalblue]I didn't see where he said we should drive continuously in floods.
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Barbiturate:
Even with heavy traffic and rain? I don't think so. I picked a lady from her house around opebi Allen, to the same around opebi Allen (a popular bar) she was surprised at the price. She said it was far above what bolt displayed before she ordered. I told her it's the heavy rain. Then the time(day/night) also contributes.

[color=royalblue]I thought I typed unforseen incidents.
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pocohantas:
If I say, avoid Bolt, them go attack me. Let me just keep shut.

[color=royalblue]Did I not tell you to leave this thread?

Come let me tell you something [/color]

[color=royalblue]Modellook, sorry for your ordeal. If you report to bolt, they would only refund you your 400.

But next time, don't be scared of asking questions. If you aren't clear, ask for explanations. Nobody suppose rush you for this Lagos

I once ordered a ride. The driver came and when I entered, he asked me where I was going to. I told him.

He started the trip and drove for few metres, picked a fake call and told me he can't go anymore.

I agreed and he ended the trip. It was 500 naira. I just came down and walked away.

He chased me and asked me to pay. I told him he is mad. Why ask me for my destination, start the trip and then end it to collect 500 naira? He mumuishly stood there while I requested another. I didn't forget to slam him with 1 star sha

Don't let anybody confuse you. Bolt told you 2100-2700. If he sticks to the map and no unforseen incidents happen, the fare would fall into that range.[/color]

BAZ001:
Guys please how is badagry road?
Someone wants to book me offline to and fro from lekki to badagry
Is the road good and how much should I charge ?

[color=royalblue] For me, you should have accepted the trip.

Yes the road is bad from Agbara, but there's nothing money cannot fix in this hustle.

Give them better billing and drive slowly.

Afterall, people live in Badagry, and drive corollas and Camry's too.

Also change like 1000 into 100 naira notes .
Police checkpoint wey dey that road reach 15 from Agbara to the Roundabout [/color]

BAZ001:
Haba naah, the two of them are one and same person.
One works very early in d morning, snap pictures and post where is dis ? And go home to sleep
The second one sleeps all day and work all night.
More like morning shift and night shift

Viking07:
He was a cheat before the marriage, expecting him to suddenly change after getting married is like expecting a lion not to attack you because you’re a vegetarian. It was inevitable.

[color=royalblue]Baba

How far?[/color]

pocohantas:
I don’t like anything that affects the time I should use in pursuing man.

Ironically, there are apartments on the Island that are not SERVICED. Islanders shy away from them.

[color=royalblue]I thought you were delivered from Oloshoism so years back.

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pocohantas:
Do you know what it cost to have 24hrs electricity in Nigeria, Lagos and Lekki? Be it national grid, solar or generator?

You don’t have to carry rubber to Enyo to buy fuel.

You don’t have to be fighting your neighbor for not washing the gutter well when it was his turn to sweep the compound.

You don’t have to wait for LAWMA on days you should be pursuing man.

Someone takes this stress off you at a cost. If it covers power in a year, it is a good deal.

[color=royalblue]You see your life?.

Cow [/color]