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XhosaNostra:
Lol, running after a guy barefoot & half-dressed because I saw his ex walking behind him. I just came out of the shower when I caught a glimpse of them through my bedroom window. I lost all sense at that moment. I ran after them to see what they were up to. My cousin ran after me with one of his boxers that he quickly pulled out of the washing line. That's one fleeting moment of madness I wish I had never done because the guy ended up not being worth it. 1st of all, a whole me running? Who would have thought!?

The 2nd one was, I went out with some friends against the wishes of the guy I was dating at the time. I didn't come back until the next morning because I slept at my cousin's place. I was totally wasted, so I decided to sleep it off there. So anyway when I went back, he was already gone to work & had locked me out, out of spite. I looked around for a rock & used it to break a rear window to crawl into the house I was still hungover, so I slept some more. Later on I realized how much trouble I was in, so tidied up, cooked & made myself look preetay for when he came home from work It worked!

@The bolded,I think I have read that before

theenchanter:
u obviously based ur point on perception.

I don't think so

No Doubt - it's my life


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvV498pyIM

theenchanter:
migrants are everywhere, oga... and no country is immune to economic crisis.

If i get what u mean by "competing for scraps" in czech, then u're equally saying russian immigrants in czech republic affected by the same policy are also competing for scraps?

Absolutely! migrants are everywhere but the Nigerian ones are the most ungrateful,they always inflate this false sense of pride into their egos even when they are in need of charity


Russians never claimed superiority in the world so I'm by no means comparing their case with yours.

XhosaNostra:
Yes, Colbert I believe that's his name.

I had mine for a while. I only hated the cassette munching tendencies.

Yes,he writes his music in Venda language.

That cassette munching is actually what fùck up the cassette deck,especially if you bought your Walkman from the cheap Chinese manufacturers.

XhosaNostra:
Who? Percy?
His father is also a singer, yanno? He has some nice songs.

Like I remember those days of a Hi-fi & a Walkman.

Percy,yes
I know,some Raggae singer right? I forgot his name.

Walkman,you buy it today and 5 days later it play anymore.

theenchanter:
lol, this one is making it seem like a nigerian issue.

Czech Republic had issue with their economy and came up with the policy in early 2019, and it's meant for illegal migrants irrespective of nationality.

So how did a GIANT like you end up competing for scaps in Czech Republic (a country you say has issue with economy)?

XhosaNostra:
Lol, the good old days. He was probably 11 or 12 in the video. No I've not seen neither of them, but I'm sure they're all grown up now.

He was handsome,NO HOMO

good old days indeed,still remember the struggle of rewinding a cassette tape to repeat our favourite songs like below lol

XhosaNostra:
Just looked them up. Mzambiya actually looks better now that he's older. No longer has that rabbity look lol.

Good,his younger self looked like a South Sudan child soldier.

XhosaNostra:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjUqlKAjUc0]

Ola 7 have you seen how old Percy looks now?

MduZA:
They hate us because we are better than them....

They are bitter because their women won't stop chasing us...thanda faya Saudi Arabia

Released early from mental institution some people need to have their thread-making privileges revoked LOL

Kaiser Chiefs - Ruby


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qObzgUfCl28

Yobeezy:
Between Kenya and Nigeria, which is a zoo?
It's only in Nigeria where they're the 5th largest producer of oil in the world yet 100 million of its citizens are languishing in extreme poverty.
Your citizens are synonymous with criminality activities in every country that they step into this world, that's why they're being killed and deported, you've got the highest rate of ritual killings and witchcraft in Africa, 40 million Nigerians are mentally mad, so Nigeria is the biggest zoo.

Czech Republic was even willing to pay Nigerians for them to leave their country.Imagine the amount of hate that someone must have for you to even be willing to pay you to disappear .Czech Republicans must be fed up just like the rest of the world is lol

Capernum:
It's completely useless arguing with the superiority of Nigeria to other African nations. Its a fact too obvious to question.

With the weakest passport in Africa?

XhosaNostra:
He says he's half-Malawian & half-Swati lol. Imagine the utter rubbish!

No South African ancestry? his/her take on anything South African is invalid

XhosaNostra:
No Jace, women are usually not as easily excitable. Like, you could stand in front of most women in all your nekkid glory & I can bet my bottom Rand, many would turn away in disgust. I can't say I know fo sho what pushes some people into committing adultery, because to me it doesn't make sense to have sex for the sake of having sex, especially with someone you're not emotionally involved with. It's just too weird.

hmmm I get it

XhosaNostra:
Please read this for a good laugh

http://ninaewapenda..com/2012/09/any-kwerekwere-freedom-fighter-worthy_15.html

lol.What delusional kwerekwere wrote this funny piece?

XhosaNostra:
Hehehe. Hawu! That happens only when you turn a whòre into a housewife, methinks

Wow!! I call it succumbing to nature's call

XhosaNostra:
Looooool. Not all women. For me, it's one of those things that impress me the least. You can pull out your signature move or even levitate like an apparition while doing it, it won't make me love you more or less. It's just sex, nothing new.

Let me just say 80% of women will cheat if the sex ain't good,even a man who takes care of all the bills is not exempted from that.Women will even cheat with "garden boys" in the hour of need

XhosaNostra:
Isn't it true though? Is sex that important to you that you can stay with someone even if you're unfulfilled elsewhere?
That's a relationship being held together by a single thread, waiting to come undone imo.

I agree.Sex can't be the only anchor of a relationship but it comes first on the list of the most important ingredients .Don't matter how emotionally attached you are as a man,if you not using your tool right the woman will look elsewhere.

Clingy - pulling me back


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cAHV2hIyl0M

XhosaNostra:
A relationship with all the best sex in the world, if it lacks substance, that one too is worthless.

I have dated someone that was extremely good in bed & unfortunately, that was about the only thing good about him. Funny some people seem to have this idea that, if they can make you roll your eyes to the back of your head & have you convulsing in the bedroom, their work is done. NOPE, it isn't. A relationship is more than just having you grunting like a hog on top of me. Seriously, certain things can just put me off someone in an instant. Good sex game or not, if he's not emotionally & mentally stimulating, that's just not enough for me. A man that can dìckmatize me is still an egg in his mother's ovaries. I could touch myself & get the same feeling in 2 seconds flat So what else are you about to make me wanna be with you? The plus side of dating someone shouldn't only be about sex. Bring your A-game. Be different. Be able to hold a conversation without your sausagey fingers doing almost all the work for you. TBH, most guys are too predictable & boring.

Who's child is this mara

Stupid people using infants as scapegoats for their materialistic lusts

Afroman - because I got high


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WeYsTmIzjkw

TMKsouth:
Ja, either they are really dumb or, as I suspect, there's an ulterior motive to generate negative sentiments about SA to the world. Total power struggle.

This

Modernist:
Come on dude be factual if it's anything South Africa has the highest level of HIV infections on earth he can't get AIDS from infants

So he can't get AIDS from infants but he can get it just by being in South Africa? ...does being dumb and ignorant come as second nature to you people?

TMKsouth:
I repeat... Which "party leaders" in SA make overt xenophobic statements?

There's too much misrepresentation of South Africa by Nigerians in particular. Even our Minister of International Relations alluded to this just last week when your students were giving SA ultimatums.

Nigerians are not allowed to die while in SA.It doesn't matter the circumstances surrounding the death,xenophobia ultimately will be the answer to every mysterious demise lol ...see brain capacity na

Modernist:
Your country seems to be doing a Good job in that aspect.

Even with your high level of HIV infected infants? whatever Buhari might bring home will be like a drop in the ocean,won't be noticed.

Modernist:
H should not sha come home with HIV AND AIDS We to send am back

How can he come home with something you already have in abundance?

Nate Dogg - Hardest man in town


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0KRzMrggLU