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XhosaNostra:
It's frightening. That's why I think the ladies who leave stuff behind on purpose are daredevils lol.

Maybe it's because guys are almost never suspected of things like that

Weathered:
do you know why you have no shame? It's because you're the inferior breed of a gutter-ho who suffered from (PGAD) Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder.

I gave you official record and statistics of Captown being one of the biggest slums in the world and all you could do with your tender calcium-deficient fingers was quote me twice with silly pictures!

Your sense of comeback is as horrible as your mother's marital choice!

This Zulu Snowflake is forced to display average pictures of khayelitsha to prove what, that khayelitsha isn't Africa's no 2 ghetto

You must be hurting real bad! You even quoted me twice! What's wrong, vermin Zulu? Wanna get all violent and blood-thirsty like a beast from mpumalanga?

I have reduced you into a defensive position because you're feeling the hard knocks. I posted the official numbers. Cape Town Khayelitsha no. 5 in the world and no. 2 in Africa.

Now that's after the ANC government managed to remove Soweto from the list of world's largest slum books, but Zulus have the pig ingrained in them, they gave the world khayelitsha

Zulu pig, you're a born big, a natural swamp rat.

See your statistics below!

Post me more pics again! Idiot.

lezz the butthurt baboon throwing the hissiest fit like a man-whòre that he is while inflating his ego with false air of superiority .I guess the subhuman couldn't bear the sight of makoko lol

Did it ever make any rounds in your empty head that by overtaking India in poverty now officially makes you the poorest country in the world? so what makes you think that you of all people are in the position to debate with me about slums smh



oh and btw,projecting fake laugh with emojis won't save you from the embarassment LMAO

XhosaNostra:
Lol, I wouldn't know, Jace. That's too scary for me. I've heard of the things people can do with someone's underwear, like making you infertile etc.

@ the bolded,I have heard it too.The things human beings do when they are desperate tho...

XhosaNostra:
LMFAOO. But guys are light travellers. Some don't even carry a toothbrush or sleepwear when sleeping over at a girl's place.

True.But you guys mark your territory in a very obvious way,how does your panty find its way into a man's closet?

undefeateds:
Which guy even sleep in a lady's place

Why not? it's a sleep over not a permanent stay.You wanna tell me you never slept at your girlfriend's place even for one night?

XhosaNostra:
Lol yes, but it wasn't intentional. In fact, I stressed about it a lot because you'll never know if someone doesn't have other women & what those women are capable of.

The guy must have really thrown you so far off the rails .Funny how you never see guys leave their stuff at a girl's place,in fact we're the exact opposite,we will make sure there's not even a drop of saliva on the bed sheets before we leave lol

XhosaNostra:
To mark their territory & sometimes it's genuine forgetfulness. You have done something hypnotic & intoxicating to her the night before, now she can't think straight It's complimentary to you whichever way you look at it.

Have you ever left your belongings at a man's place before?

Weathered:
And this Zulu tree-hopping termite couldn't dispute the world fact that south Africa officially has Africa's biggest slum and made the top 5 global largest slum


You're an idiot.

AGAIN.Even the worst side Khayelitsha still shìts on your best side of makoko.You can still see electrical wires running from pole to pole above those shacks,something all makoko residents can only have in a dream.

Weathered:
And this Zulu tree-hopping termite couldn't dispute the world fact that south Africa officially has Africa's biggest slum and made the top 5 global largest slum


You're an idiot.

The real Khayelitsha lezz the son of an ugly silverback conveniently left out and posted photos that aren't even South Africa.

Now tell me how in your pea-sized brain you thought makoko could compete with this.

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Weathered:
loooooolz. So you cannot debunk the fact that Capetown is home to one of the world's biggest slums?

Actually occupying no.2 in Africa and no.5 world wide!!!

What an enviable landmark Zulus lea e behind. And you're here posting pictures

You're a trademark Zulu; historically shameless and utterly lacking in decorum!

I spit on you!

I'm pretty much done with you at this point Fulani boy if you ain't notice,now im just doing the Moonwalk dance on your smelly grave.


Igbo and Yorubas' culture of maintenance is world class ain't it lol

Weathered:
Your stupidity needs professional management!

It is Official!!! South Africa Has One of The World's Top 5 biggest Slums!!!



When we say south Africa has Africa's 2nd largest slum and the world's top 5 slum, it is not a diss.

It's FACT!

Your idiocy isn't just acquired, it has been nurtured by abject poverty and pap consumption.

This crack Zulu whelp thinks we don't know Zulus are human wastes and bagagges in Africa.

Behold, south Africa's endless slum. Officially one of the world's Top 5 largest slums

Let's cut the yappings and let our guns do the talkings.

What you gonna do when me and my bazooka run wild on your charcoal-black ass with slugs flying at the speed of sound? huh Fulani boy?

Weathered:
This pap-guzzling newt with an IQ smaller than his mother's clits must think we don't know south Africa is home to the world's 3rd largest slum!

Boy you're not a village boy.. village boys have decent lives. You're a thorough gutterblood, a slum dwellers and swamp rat.


Now look deeply into one of these pics and see South Africa proudly occupying the their largest slum in the world

When you hear a member of the lowest creatures on Earth yapping about human attributions like IQ

This has to be the dumbest shìt-slinger in the gorilla kingdom,how can the biggest slum in Africa be Khayelitsha when Nigeria is the one with 200 million people and 110 million of them drowning in extreme poverty? You attempted to hoist the human intellect on your shoulders and now your frail body is crumpling under the weight of it lol,your genetic make up is not compatible with human intellect.


Now let's talk about deteriorating infrastructures

The majestic Lagos...Africa's big Apple??

All you have to do is look at how many of them are in foreign jails and how many are being deported daily,then the answer to your question is as clear as day

Weathered:
Why are you getting angry? Is it because I showed the world spectacular slums of south Africa?
I Murdered you deader than Soweto'76 victims that's why you resorted to pictures. If your textual expletives were adequate, you wouldn't be running for pictures like a dispossessed Zulu goat.

I exposed Zulus who pretend they weren't the apes and chacma baboons we brought to civilization in 1994

Now tell me, are these open toilets in S.A? How does this hairy Zulu nanny goat take a shiit without exposing her striking slit?

You really thought I was gonna keep reading recycled gibberish over and over? 90% of your brain must be floating in some cheap garri

look here village boy,text for text I put you down.Picture for picture I put you down...ALWAYS

As you were saying....?

Weathered:
Zulu Jaceblaze resorts to pictorial war after being heavily shelacked textually

Did you say I shouldn't be talking infrastructure with you. You're a Zulu with a monkey tail behind your unevolved gorilla back.

Here's Africa's 2nd slum and one of the world's top 10 biggest slums, right here in south Africa I'm the city of khayelitsha!

Fulani apes always like to salvage an ego with empty praises.Where have you killed me textually? by bringing up the word "Zulu" 20x in one sentence? Can't be serious lol

And yeah,weren't you rambling about open defecation earlier? ...lezz the Makoko chimp of all people? LMAO

Weathered:
Yet south Africa's Kayelisha is Africa's biggest slum even after ANC used BEE funds to build Soweto, Zulus still managed to developed one of Africa's biggest slums, bigger and denser than makoko

Aren't you the most daft idiotic Zulu ever to handle a phone to chirp away your uncommon ignorance?

mumu, if not for the Boers, it will take a photo finish to determine who is ahead between South Africa and Rwanda or even Burundi.

You're a lowbreed guttersnipe trying to talk to me with false airs. Zulu gibbon.

Did you just say it will take a photo? let's see what these photos are telling.You can only bring up other countries for your defence,but why not talk about the below?

Weathered:
And 1000 rands will buy how many Chinese yuan?

The height of comedy is when a Zulu talks about economy when they couldn't even hold Africa's best economy for 2 decades before destroying it like pigs in a China shop.

When we say human-apes like you can't run a country we're talking about Zulus in south Africa.

The Boer's handed Africa's number economy to you in 1994 and in April 2015 you lost the spot.

Loooooolz, when do this Zulu apes think they are part of civility?

Oh, and Rwanda is way ahead of Zulu. At least they built their country by their own hands . Zulus couldn't even managed one built for them.

I will repeat, the only inherent skill a Zulu come to earth with and developed are premier dexterity for tree climbing and bestial impulses for rape

You will forever be Africa's burden!

Yeah,I brought up Rwanda and now he's trying to hide in their shadow because he knows that Makoko can't compete.Hey chimp!! if I want to debate with a Rwandan I will wait for one to show up,not some Makoko ingrate trying to be their mouthpiece.

Now tell me why I should be discussing economies & infrastructures with you when your country looks like Somalia's identical twin.What will I gain from stooping that low?

Some of them are pathological liars but they have the nerves to tell us to never call an old person a liar

jrusky:
It sound like comedy right Mr little prick

I hate responded to man with dwarf heart like you. Let me remind when Idiagbon gave back what Ghanian did to Nigerians in their country in mid 60s that was how he idiagbon was saying it then that Ghana will pay for killings Nigerians, destroying Nigerians properties, deporting Nigerians fortunately same Idiagbon came to power and doled out pay back to Ghanian I'm sure people like you will be calling him comedian then when he was saying ghana will pay for their actrocities and it happened(Ghana must Go) do you remember or not Mr dwarf brain

You are a baby go back to school of history and place yourself in the tutorial of life I guess your dwarf brain will be reformat. If you know you know I have just lectured you the secret you never know or heard of.

Take it or burst nothing last forever and life is turn by turn I repeat once again * I will bleed South Africa with no mercy*** laugh about it or call it comedy your damn bollocks headache.

Nemesis is a bitch it has no relative or friend.

Trust me I feel so threatened right now.Chai I no fit laff abeg,una go shatter pesin pikin ribcage with humour ooo

Weathered:
I used DNA to diss you and you're throwing same DNA stuff back at me?

What a shameless ape with no grace or decorum.

Up until 1994 south Africa had the best economy in Africa bit 2 decades in the hands of Zulu and both Nigeria and Egypt have overtaken south Africa with Zulus dismantling every infrastructure and policies the Boers left behind in record time.


Nelson Mandela won a Nobel prize for peace as did Desmond Tutu who advocated for the return of apartheid as Zulus can't run a country by themselves.

Since the fall of apartheid Zulus are never in

*Rape
* Murder
*Crime
* Drug
*HIV
* Attempted Murder
* And the most violent country in all of Africa.

And same time their economy is free-falling in record speed
Infrastructure is down and out
25% of the population population is unemployed
Inflation is at his highest figures

And this animals inherited a first world country form the Boers and destroyed it in less than 2 decades.

Zulu have 70% gorilla DNA running in them.

Shaka the defeated Zulu was running around half-nakked for nothing

I don't wanna lie,it offends me to my bone marrows when I see apes from Fulani land talk about economy and infrastructure.Some things are just way above your station.I would rather debate with a Rwandan on such topics.

one R100 South African bank note can buy 10 thousands Nairas but this knuckle dragger thinks we're mates.

Stupid Makoko idiots don't know what they getting themselves into.


Listen here you garri-guzzling primates!! If you kick out those business out of that jungle is you who it's gonna hit thousands times over.Think about the people who are employed there,they are all Nigerians.You want them to add on an already long line of unemployment? and if you think that South Africa is going to feel even the slightest impact of this stupid move you are about to make then you are completely delusional

We South Africans are your only true masters who did more for your economy than your useless government ever could and this is the thanks we get?

zhike:
If you burn South Africa companies in Nigeria, who will suffer?. Nigerians who are employed by this companies will be out of work and join massive Nigerians in poverty. Reality is in Nigeria we need international investments from South Africa. Professional Nigerians in South Africa are not experiencing Xenophobia, the Nigerians that are experiencing Xenophobia are those useless ones who are roaming around the street of big cities in SA selling drugs and etc.

The only sensible comment on the topic

jrusky:
Oh SA now show concern bah? May thunder strike them dead this early monday morning.

So you bastards think Nigerians are fools isn't

More is loading.......we will keep you at your foot in a way that will hit you badly bitchs.

I blame our govt for all the nonsense. I thought Jonathan was a slow leader till I saw Buhari who is so dumb and slow than a snail in making tough decision.

Let SA pray someone like me don't pick interest in politics if I manage to near seat of power I will bleed country like SA with no mercy and any country that shed *innocent* Nigerian blood will pay huge prize for doing so it's a promise. Enough is enough.

The jokes that are made on this forum though .Comedy Central material

Weathered:
You are truly a born daft!

Anthony Joshua speaks Yoruba passably.

Zulus will always assume instead of researching. That's why you docile apes thought the rest of Africa was as timid as you folks.

Zulus = I billionaire
Zulus= No academic Nobel prize winner
Zulus don't own any multinational globally competitive company.

Zulus couldn't even hold the first world south Africa left by the Boers for two decades before crashing it down and losing yjrtop economic spot to a "dysfunctional" country like Nigeria

How did Africa invest for much on human apes like you?

lezz the ape trying to sound rational but his monkey DNA ain't fit to handle the human psyche.I told you to leave rationality to me.

Can he make a sentence in Yoruba?..NO.Is he a Nigerian?..big NO,so what assumptions did I make? I mean the guy can be seen in the short YouTube video below being forced to speak a language he had never come across by the two Nigerian interviewers.That guy is as Nigerian as Obama is Kenyan,FULL STOP.

Nelson Mandela won a Nobel Peace Prize just for being a great human being while the banana pealing apes in West Africa will have to get off the trees before winning such.


Nigerian talking about economy with a national budget 10x less than that of South Africa? the same economy that can't keep the apes from being roasted by the hot Sahara Desert sand trying get to Libya to serve as slaves?lol.Like they say in your monkeys chatters "una go kill pesin pikin with laff"


Btw..this guy is not a Nigerian lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkMZQCYe5qs

Moby - In this world


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wrwcEZ3Btw

Weathered:
Anthony Joshua identifies with yorubas. It didn't change anything. Trevor identifies as south African, albeit of mixed race and speaks with a foreign accent.

You're a nutcase, a product of apartheid syndrome.

Now go compare Trevor with Chimamanda and tell us the score.

Son of shiftless Zulu

But how will you know when you're a product

Anthony Joshua is a British who bears a Yoruba middle name maybe because he was born of parents who were Nigerian immigrants in Britain,I bet he can't even make a sentence in Yoruba.Trevor on the other hand is home brewed,a product of Soweto,South Africa and lived his entire life here,became a well seasoned comedian here.He is everything the unfunny Basketmouth wish he was .How do you even compare his case to that of Anthony Joshua?...talking about having mucus for brains smh.

So accents can't be faked and we talking Trevor here,the master of all accents.


Logical analyses are not for creatures who just came outta the caves.Leave that for us humans.

fùcking fossils

Weathered:
You're starting to sound emotional like a wet pulsating pussy

If Zulus own a university of old. They are sure to name it Thumbawaza Zulu academy or Twashalabala. Not Fort Hare. You're as fraudulent as your mother who pinned your pregnancy on your drunken dad.

Now listen, we studied south Africa in secondary schools.

Night Fall In Soweto. You remember that literature? Sorry, you were still kept out of school by the Boers then.

Africa spent billions for apes like you to become humans but your DNA is too fragile to carry human civility. Daga-smoking bozo who rape their women like marooned drunken sailors.

2019 and Boers still forbid you from entering kleinfonten in your own country?

What was Africa thinking freeing you putrid sac of human wastes!

Now the former ANC youth leader said, " we would have taken lands from the whites if they don't own 90% of the economy".

Now you people can't even run a spaza shop.

You still practise standard open defecation by building open toilets

South Africa is a country built by whites and kept running by African migrants.

Why Zulus smoke daga all day and sniff coke waiting on ANC to steal from white establishments to enrich these docile, blek idiots.

BEE?

Oh, before I forgot, Trevor Noah is of mixed race and trained abroad. Dude even has American accent.

Naija cannot claim Anthony Joshua anymore than Zulu can claim Noah.

Even if you want to claim him, he will be trailing Chimamanda by a long, long pole.

Bwahahajajajahjajajajaj

See idiocy and ignorance of an old man .Trevor Noah identifies with the Xhosa tribe,and he is not claiming it by just word of mouth but can also speak the language VERY WELL.Well I have been watching Trevor Noah on South African television from 2006 hosting couple of TV shows so I don't know which Trevor you talking about.


Yeah South Africans can't claim Trevor who moved to the US like 4 years ago and still talks about South Africa but y'all can claim Sade Adu who has never set foot in Nigeria,right??

Weathered:
You're starting tb sound emotional like a wet pulsating pussy

If Zulus own a university of old. They are sure to name it Thumbawaza Zulu academy or Twashalabala. Not Fort Hare. You're as fraudulent as your mother who pinned your pregnancy on your drunken dad.

Now listen, we studied south Africa in secondary schools.

Night Fall In Soweto. You remember that literature? Sorry, you were still kept out of school by the Boers then.

African spent billions for apes like you to become humans but your DNA is too fragile to carry human civility. Daga-smoking bozo who rape their women like marooned drunken sailors.

2019 and Boers still forbid you from entering kleinfonten in your own country?

What was Africa thinking freeing you putrid sac of human wastes!

Now the former ANC youth leader said, " we would have taken lands from the whites if they don't own 90% of the economy".

Now you people can't even run a spaza shop.

You still practise standard open defecation by building open toilets

South Africa is a country built by whites and kept running by African migrants.

Why Zulu smoke daga all day and sniff coke waiting on ANC to steal from white establishments to enrich these docilw blek idiots.

BEE?

Bwahahajajajahjajajajaj

He proceed to talk about pussy like he knows what it looks like ........


"Thumbawaza"? what's that,monkey chatters uttered by Boko Haram before they run a blade down innocent people's necks for being Christian?


And I'm supposed to be impressed that you studied South Africa?


Dude you can grab a loud speaker and climb the tallest tree in your village and scream "we freed South Africa" but you will forever occupy the lowest echelon as far as who contributed to the South African struggle is concerned.Your president was snubbed during Mandela's funeral and you raccoons went into an emotional frenzy .And still to this day we don't exactly know where you chimps come from and when was your first invasion of this beautiful planet God put us humans in


Yeah we can't run a spaza shop but you haven't answered how you will build a solar energy system while importing toothpicks from China...foolanis don't have brains for such.

You being comical here.When one sees the words "open defecation" the first thing to come to mind is Nigeria and nothing else.

Now go on,rant some more for I'm being entertained.

Weathered:
Looolz! And what did the first black university produce? Slaves and economic destitutes!

There's nothing like first black University. You're a lying piece of shit just like your mother enough pinned the product of her sexual rascality on your butler father.

Zulus were chased up the highest trees and densest forests and sunless caves by the Dutch. They were even uncomfortable in shoes and clothes. That's how rustic and our of civilization they were.

Till today there's no south African Zulu novel prize winner for academics.

Only one billionaire (Patrick mutsepe) in the land of gold and diamonds.

And you're still the most unequal country in the world. Just because Zulus are lazy, unemployable and wait for ANC giant feeding bottles to feed.

Africa should have used the resources we spent on your freedom to invest in solar energy.

You're a waste of effort.

Your debt to Africa is incalculable.

Cursed blek idiots

Google is just fingertips away but trust a human skull hunting Fulani to sound this ignorant even with a smartphone in his useless paws...these knucle dragger tho

So you never heard of University of Fort Hare that produced some of Africa's well known leaders? if not then your case is worse than that of a mentally disabled person,at least he will have an excuse.

Now he is reciting my lines about his ape people hopping the highest Sambisa tree branches and turning them around on me ...uncreative low life.

But the highest selling book in 2018/19 is the one written by South Africa's Trevor Noah while you live on 5 decade old glories that no one in 2019 remembers.It hurt you so bad that you have to repeat it on every post

It only leaves one to wonder where does a citizen of a country that has overtaken India in being the poorest country in the world get the gull to talk about inequality,but then again foolanis are just simple minded foòls who think accumulation of wealth by few individual translate to the entire population being wealthy.

So the bolded sums up where all the bitterness come from? lol .In the back of your mind you think South Africa is the reason why zoogeria is a dark cave with no electricity because according to yalls fairytales zoogeria used its resources to free SA? but how you gonna develop something as sophisticated as solar energy when you still import toothpicks from china?...Ha,these orangutans from West Africa are embarrassingly stupid

Weathered:
south Africa talking about academics is like a pig pretending to have the graces of horse

Zulu prominent? Your sense of humour is as horrible as your father's bed games.

Zulu is a byword for slavery, inequality and rape and violence and servitude. Even your son Shaka is knows as Shaka The Defeated Zulu

Do you say your students stay at school? Yet your government is enforcing school attendance with free meals to make Zulu love their books?

All your industries are running out of your homelands because Zulus love positions even when they lack the skills to manage such positions.

And you say our oil is in European hands? Looolz. When nature preserved you as examples of slaves for 400 years, it wasn't because the Boers were wicked....

It is because your DNA composition is s especially designed for slavery.

Respect all of Africa; we freed you in 1994!

You'll always be a slave to us!

Do you even know that the first black university on the African continent was established in South Africa around the time all your population was hopping the highest branches of the Sambisa trees?


No one can think something is insignificant but spend his entire life obsessing over it,it's not logical.Your not-worthy-of-mention tribe wish they were Zulus.

So you saying that the reason your yoot with ashy legs can't stay in school is because the black slave masters you call politicians can't enforce school attendance with free meals? .Imagine a guy whose country has to bribe him with food packages after every 5 years to vote corrupt politicians in power is making fun of a country that provides for the needy on a regular basis.

Haven't whites been trying to manage those positions even without education? or you just don't like seeing "Zulus" thrive too bad you are too unimportant to stop them


We will always be slaves to you? how so when the Libyans are still auctioning you orangutans as slaves in 2019?

Weathered:
300 word thesis and this Zulu gibbon didn't refute
1. No south African black has ever won a Nobel prize for academics

2. South African pass mark was reduced to 30% so Zulus can cope with the weight of formal education.

3. 87 percent of the population is dependent on 7% white.

I have never seen any ethnic group as unambitious, yet feeling entitled like Zulus. And this brain-damaged Zulu rep is just throwing weak punches as ineffective as his father's sperm that could only father a newt with the cognitive abilities of a retarded psycho.

So FEW exceptional people from your pig sty are a representative of illiterate masses who can't write and pronounce English words correctly? ...yeah jungle logic at its finest.


And still an average South African teenager will stay in school while the one from Sambisa Forest will be selling stolen oil by roadside

99% of Nigerian oil in the hands white Europeans.The only country in the world with dry filling stations despite having all the oil


I bet you wish your insignificant tribe (whatever it is) was prominent like Zulus.The word "Zulu" seems to occupy 90% of your brain.I'm not even Zulu but I can feel the raw energy of envy emanating from these posts