₦airaland Forum

XhosaNostra:
I tasted it by mistake when my sister had her 1st child. It was in a cup inside the fridge. I thought it tasted a bit too sweet for ordinary milk. Long story short, I learnt the hard way. The thought still makes me nauseous.

Lol, to sell breast milk?

let me leave it here.


Yeah,she's just not brave enough to let them taste it directly from the böob.


Anyway,are you ready?

XhosaNostra:
Breast milk is sweet Don't ask me how I know because I don't wanna relive the experience. Too disgusting for words.

She also used donated milk like I said lol. The craziest part of all is, all the products she makes are expensive. So people fork out quite a huge some of money just to taste secretion/bodily fluid.

Now that just aroused my curiosity.Babies are usually weaned from breastfeeding at 2 years old,just how long did you suck the tidday for to even have recollections of what the milk tasted like?


Hmmm.Don't you think this a bit closer to prostitution? lol

XhosaNostra:
Ewwww. Yuck. There's a lady in the UK that makes chocolates & cakes with hers & donated breast milk. Would you eat one?

Wow,and her milk ducts never runs dry? I would give it a taste since I don't know what breast milk tastes like,but a full cake slice to myself?..nope,never!!!

XhosaNostra:
Brad must be loaded & not a bum, because I don't understand why a woman with kids would quit her job to breastfeed a grown man for free

The guy is lucky.After all,breast milk is the most nutritious of all milk


"mommy I want some milk"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVsMJ0ntvmc

TayserMahri:
I havent heard any news lately about drowning, have you? Googling "Nigerians drown in mediterranean" returns news from last year. Its reasonable to say they have learned. We had a deal they would stop drowning completely last year and they seem to have kept their word. With a good whip Nigerians would toe the line. Dont give up yet Blaze! Until they stop enmasse migration to your beautiful country you should always be lurking to set the record straight.

worry not about who is kumamoto than what kumamoto means

Lol I wouldn't know about latest drownings,I don't keep up with whatever goes on over there.Don't you think it's too early to conclude that your tutorials have had any effect? We still have almost the whole year in front of us and we don't know what's gonna happen between now and the last month of this year.Down here they are dealt with properly,the only thing stopping us from wiping them out is good-hearted Africans like yourself screaming shenofobia whenever we teach the vermins a lesson

Well then,let me not bother myself with what he means too because I believe whatever his opinion of South Africa is,is as significant as a morning fog.

What woman wouldn't say yes with a brand new car in front of her?

TKZee - dlala mapantula

Came out in 1999.Talks of world ending in 2000 were all over around this time...Good times


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-X0Z1nWwM7s

TayserMahri:
Sure she got important matters to attend to

Our mission and her mission were aligned for the most part (which was schooling the loud mouthed folksy), and it is already done and dusted. What remains now is stamping authority which we, and I in particular, are specialists

kumamoto said lots of things if I repeated them you would go for my jugular

I'm not her advocate but I think she got tired of nairaland...just like I soon will be.

LMAO,then in conclusion we can say your mission was futile cause the "loud mouthed folksy" haven't learned anything as you can see their stupidity is at its apex.You think anyone who's stupid enough to sail the Mediterranean with a worn-out/rusty boat will heed these e-thrashings? .Give it up Tayser!!..I have given up.At least start by teaching them how to walk upright before you bombard their primate brains with human psyche

No,I don't have the energy for that,Tay.BTW,who the F is kumamoto

TayserMahri:
she's super late these days. Usually she should have showed up guns blazing when we were pummeling you on xenophobia Look at how freely we did it against you and Xhosa. We had to go slow purely out of mercy and wisdom Even that kwerekwere called kumamoto had a free hand beating the hell out of SA

wena, i'll keep pummelling the hive till she shows up

Perhaps she got important matters that require the highest degree of her attention than to worry about some e-battles that don't benefit anyone at the end of the day.

lol what did kumamoto (whoever the f*** that is) say that was worth noting regarding xenophobia?

Haha be careful what you wish for

TayserMahri:
You forgot Im the guy who sent Lioness to early retirement I miss her argumentations btw Not often you come across beauty with brains.

Who said she retired .She is a wizard that is never late nor early,she comes precisely when she means to .Wena just keep poking the hive with that stick and see what happens

TayserMahri:


Thats how I serenade & marinate the ladies
I still have no idea how on Earth we never got to a full-blown Tyson vs Holyfield clash between me n you despite all the signs Always close but never happened.

Haha post pics of the ladies or else idonbilivit.

You will knock me out me out black & blue cause I'm still clueless about Kenya as a country.I guess that's the only thing that kept me from launching like a pyroclastic flow on your charcoal asses ..oh wait..Lionessza already had 5 Kenyans picking cotton in her field like a morden slave goddess

You can tell by the deafening monkey chatter (and the brutish animal-like behaviour) in that video that these "people" are very faaar from being complete human beings.

So now what happens to "development" while the contractors are arrested?

TayserMahri:
Whats your jeans and trainers for? You only ask that question if you are in Leopard skin

Haha what a comeback.You pretty slick with words,Tayser

XhosaNostra:
Oh, hello no! It's unnecessary. People still use the old names anyway. Look at all the new street names in PTA & yet people still call them using their old names. The new ones are not catching on & it's been a while. Waste of resources that could have been used elsewhere.

Jy het die waarheid gepraat.

TayserMahri:
They do when they feel like

What's the Isaac Newton's wig for?

Check the fleet of Gaubuses

XhosaNostra:
I 2nd that. Apparently, the name change thing is costly. So why waste money on an unnecessary expenditure just because?

VERY costly,and they seem to be very hands on when it comes to that.Talks of changing South Africa to Azania have been circulating for years as well,are you really looking forward to calling SA Azania?

XhosaNostra:
What became of the name change?

I don't know what's really up with that.Personally I think if our useless government truly want to honour Winnie then they should build a new airport and name it after her instead of this name change nonsense.

Gautrain Station...IN SOUTH AFRICA


You just gotta love the fact that the designers put that xenophobic flavour/touch to it,found nowhere else in Africa

Missed your flight?...no worries,we still got the best roads that you can use

My personal favourite


Cape Town International Airport....IN SOUTH AFRICA

O.R Tambo International Airport in SOUTH AFRICA

King Shaka airport in SOUTH AFRICA

Bossjakande:
xhosanostra jaceblaze ibkayee irongalaxy am crying right now I ask did u think did is right

Do you even recognise right and wrong? you mine skulls and sell human body parts daily.Spare me the pretence,your conscience died loooong time ago.

jln115:
I feel sorry for anybody who thinks the ANC won't win with an outright majority, fact is the ANC will still get at least 55% of the vote....DA will be the closest with around the mid to low 20s of the vote!!

The Irony of it all is I personally prefer Ramaphosa above any other candidate......but fvck me!! he has one fvcking horrible party behind him, one that will throw away Ramaphosa like a wet towel if he doesn't pull the ANCs populist party line!!

Good points.You know what? as long as Malema will be wiping his tears with his wife's apron in their kitchen after his loss then I'm fine with either DA or ANC winning.

jln115:
Amen!!!....But unfortunately race is so ingrained in our history(thanks to apartheid)that it will always play apart in our politics.

Yeah Cope still here, with a massive 0.9% of the national vote...........Only reason I'm voting cope is the fact that i've lost faith in the DA!!

Very unfortunate,but to use Apartheid as a campaign slogan in 2019 is beyond ridiculous and the ANC is using it to shield their looting culture.

With 0.9% of national vote they stand no chance at all.They need a miracle.

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha. Kano, Enugu, & Zamfara.

But my favourites are still Gwarimpa & Gwagwalada

And two classics in the vaults - Makoko and Kirikiri

XhosaNostra:
It's about love

Okay .How many tattoos do you have on your body?

XhosaNostra:
Hahaha.

I have a tat in his honour, in fact. He thinks it's too wild & out there lol.

What does it mean cos I can see it's Chinese letters?

XhosaNostra:
I read the bolded in my father's voice lol.

But yeah, me na igwekazi for these streets

Daddy loves Baba neh.Hlala ukhumbula mtanam'