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Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 2:45pm On Aug 15, 2019
Weathered:
Loooooolz!!! Anyone notice jayceon aka Jaceblaze isn't contesting World Health Organisation (WHO) records that duly published works slum books and ascribed the no.2 and no.5 positions to south Africa's Capetown, khayelitsha? grin grin grin grin

He's posting random pictures to deaden the pain when we have official figures recognised by world bodies.

Only a Zulu can be this daft! grin
Contesting anything with you will be a waste of breath,it has been confirmed over and over again that you are the poverty capital of the world.

Meanwhile in Maiduguri,don't we all just love how primitive the name sounds? grin

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 2:35pm On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
They do have that beastly quality about them lol. I suspect they transform into something hot-blooded behind closed doors, after all, their women are almost always preggers. [b]I told you I got a friend carrying on a 4-year, clandestine affair with a guy from there. They're both married, btw.
I think they can use their muti to make duplicates of themselves like Majin Buu used to do in Dragoballz.How can a man dig a concrete pavement the whole and still be able to sex a woman? shocked non of it sounds natural if you ask me lol.Yeah I think I remember that.
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 1:34pm On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Kwaaaaa. It sounds & looks just like a fact grin
I believe it cheesy realise how those guys can work a very hard labour from sun up to sun down with no breaks in between? may the good Good Lord have mercy on the punanis they fùck everyday cool undecided cheesy shocked
Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 1:27pm On Aug 15, 2019
Weathered:
This bedazzled human waste is fighting so hard like dazzled boxer throwing blind punches grin grin grin grin

Nigerian slum didn't make the top 5 cut, yours Captown khayelitsha did. Twice!!!

Whine and cry like a butchered pig from Soweto reminiscent of 1976.... it song change a thing.

Look below and see the official record, son grin grin grin
So you not disputing that your slums are the stickiest of them all?

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 1:22pm On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMFAOOO, really? You may be onto something, yazi.
..just something I heard

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 12:57pm On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
My sister's guy is from there, so I know them very well. They're always either getting incisions made by their nyanga, bathing with herbs or doing some other suspicious, witchy activity grin They believe so much in that kind of stuff, hence I don't trust that they don't seek a helping hand when it comes to their relationships.
Yah neh grin .The reason I made the Harare reference is because I have heard some weird stuff about them.Apparently,the reason why those guys walk around stinking the earth with their special aroma is because they don't wanna wash away the muti they be smearing on their bodies.it is believed it helps them with everything they do.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 12:36pm On Aug 15, 2019
Weathered:
Okay, I just swing this brain-damaged Zulu back to the slum context grin grin grin grin

What a slow human shitbag. So Kenya that takes the no slum dome in Africa with a tiny population now means what? Your braincells were completely corroded by your mother's untreated vagina candidiasis! angry

Okay, I have sent you to Google hunting for different pictures. But there's one picture that stands above them all. And it has an officially recognised allover the world.

South Africa has Africa's no. 2 biggest slum. Whine all you want, the record can't be changed
And the subhuman fruitloop from Sambisa forest still failed to show me an eletrified & tarred road slum from his jungle.

I can see you still raving on about stats but would you agree with me if said your slums make Khayelitsha look like Disney Land? take a look at this and tell me which one of your slums comes close to looking as neat

Kenya is still a better country to live in than your zoo btw ...in case you missed the memo.


as I wait for another convulsion from lezz cool

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze:
XhosaNostra:
Are you close to any guy from that region? They don't play lol. They will loya you grin
No,I do have Zulu friends tho,just not from KZN.The ones I know don't seem to practice any of that stuff.Haha is the muti strong pass de one from Harare na?
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 11:03am On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Btw, I remember this other guy from Nongoma that used to hit on another cousin of mine. She was not interested & told him off a couple of times. She said he wasn't her type blah, blah, blah. It took only one weekend away to KZN & when he came back she was singing a different tune lol. All of a sudden they were "in love" & planning to get married grin Unfortunately, he passed away before any arrangements were made for them to get married. My family believed he'd done something to her. A strong tin cheesy
LMAO I can't believe that some people would go to such lengths just to keep another person no matter how madly in love they think they are.

RIP to the dead anyhow
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 10:53am On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Ever been to a sangoma? grin
No baby,I'm from a family of strong believers of the Bible.
Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 10:42am On Aug 15, 2019
Weathered:
good morning, my Zulu puppet.

Don't I just love the way you deflected the slum records and shifted into poverty numbers grin grin grin

You're clutching at straws desperately trying to hang on to any semblance of victory grin

I have always known you to be a weak idiot with zero punching skills. All you do is hand on like crack alley courtesan hoping to have the last word. Zulu jayceon.

South Africa is duly representing Africa in gnr slum context.
Where's the deflation? your tiny brain doesn't see the correlation between extreme poverty and slumshuh

South Africa's population is like 4x less than that of Nigeria.You got 200 million people,more than half of this number of people live under $1/day while South Africa has 54 million people and has the biggest middle class in Africa.It doesn't take a rocket scientist to connect the dots and figure out which country has more than third quarter of it's land mass covered by slums grin

Fulani boy,you are just not bright at all.


Enugu??

Go on! throw another hissy fit wink

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 10:28am On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
It's frightening. That's why I think the ladies who leave stuff behind on purpose are daredevils lol.
Maybe it's because guys are almost never suspected of things like that
Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 8:14am On Aug 15, 2019
Weathered:
do you know why you have no shame? It's because you're the inferior breed of a gutter-ho who suffered from (PGAD) Persistent Genital Arousal Disorder. grin grin grin grin

I gave you official record and statistics of Captown being one of the biggest slums in the world and all you could do with your tender calcium-deficient fingers was quote me twice with silly pictures!

Your sense of comeback is as horrible as your mother's marital choice! grin

This Zulu Snowflake is forced to display average pictures of khayelitsha to prove what, that khayelitsha isn't Africa's no 2 ghetto grin grin grin

You must be hurting real bad! You even quoted me twice! What's wrong, vermin Zulu? Wanna get all violent and blood-thirsty like a beast from mpumalanga? grin

I have reduced you into a defensive position because you're feeling the hard knocks. I posted the official numbers. Cape Town Khayelitsha no. 5 in the world and no. 2 in Africa.

Now that's after the ANC government managed to remove Soweto from the list of world's largest slum books, but Zulus have the pig ingrained in them, they gave the world khayelitsha grin grin grin

Zulu pig, you're a born big, a natural swamp rat.

See your statistics below!

Post me more pics again! Idiot.
lezz the butthurt baboon throwing the hissiest fit like a man-whòre that he is while inflating his ego with false air of superiority cheesy .I guess the subhuman couldn't bear the sight of makoko lol

Did it ever make any rounds in your empty head that by overtaking India in poverty now officially makes you the poorest country in the world? so what makes you think that you of all people are in the position to debate with me about slums angry smh



oh and btw,projecting fake laugh with emojis won't save you from the embarassment LMAO

Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 7:56am On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lol, I wouldn't know, Jace. That's too scary for me. I've heard of the things people can do with someone's underwear, like making you infertile etc.
shocked @ the bolded,I have heard it too.The things human beings do when they are desperate tho...
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 12:37am On Aug 15, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMFAOO. But guys are light travellers. Some don't even carry a toothbrush or sleepwear when sleeping over at a girl's place.
True.But you guys mark your territory in a very obvious way,how does your panty find its way into a man's closet?
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 12:19am On Aug 15, 2019
undefeateds:
Which guy even sleep in a lady's place
Why not? it's a sleep over not a permanent stay.You wanna tell me you never slept at your girlfriend's place even for one night? shocked cheesy
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 12:42pm On Aug 14, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lol yes, but it wasn't intentional. In fact, I stressed about it a lot because you'll never know if someone doesn't have other women & what those women are capable of.
The guy must have really thrown you so far off the rails tongue .Funny how you never see guys leave their stuff at a girl's place,in fact we're the exact opposite,we will make sure there's not even a drop of saliva on the bed sheets before we leave lol
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Always Forget Their Items At A Man's House When They Visit ? by JaceBlaze: 12:07pm On Aug 14, 2019
XhosaNostra:
To mark their territory & sometimes it's genuine forgetfulness. You have done something hypnotic & intoxicating to her the night before, now she can't think straight tongue It's complimentary to you whichever way you look at it.
Have you ever left your belongings at a man's place before? cheesy
Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 9:23am On Aug 14, 2019
Weathered:
And this Zulu tree-hopping termite couldn't dispute the world fact that south Africa officially has Africa's biggest slum and made the top 5 global largest slum


You're an idiot.
AGAIN.Even the worst side Khayelitsha still shìts on your best side of makoko.You can still see electrical wires running from pole to pole above those shacks,something all makoko residents can only have in a dream.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 9:12am On Aug 14, 2019
Weathered:
And this Zulu tree-hopping termite couldn't dispute the world fact that south Africa officially has Africa's biggest slum and made the top 5 global largest slum


You're an idiot.
The real Khayelitsha lezz the son of an ugly silverback conveniently left out cool and posted photos that aren't even South Africa.

Now tell me how in your pea-sized brain you thought makoko could compete with this.

Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze:

Weathered:
loooooolz. So you cannot debunk the fact that Capetown is home to one of the world's biggest slums?

Actually occupying no.2 in Africa and no.5 world wide!!!

What an enviable landmark Zulus lea e behind. And you're here posting pictures cheesy cheesy grin grin

You're a trademark Zulu; historically shameless and utterly lacking in decorum!

I spit on you!
I'm pretty much done with you at this point Fulani boy if you ain't notice,now im just doing the Moonwalk dance on your smelly grave.


Igbo and Yorubas' culture of maintenance is world class ain't it lol cheesy

Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 6:27pm On Aug 13, 2019
Weathered:
Your stupidity needs professional management!

It is Official!!! South Africa Has One of The World's Top 5 biggest Slums!!!
grin


When we say south Africa has Africa's 2nd largest slum and the world's top 5 slum, it is not a diss.

It's FACT!

Your idiocy isn't just acquired, it has been nurtured by abject poverty and pap consumption.

This crack Zulu whelp thinks we don't know Zulus are human wastes and bagagges in Africa.

Behold, south Africa's endless slum. Officially one of the world's Top 5 largest slums grin
Let's cut the yappings and let our guns do the talkings.

What you gonna do when me and my bazooka run wild on your charcoal-black ass with slugs flying at the speed of sound? huh Fulani boy?

Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze:
Weathered:
This pap-guzzling newt with an IQ smaller than his mother's clits must think we don't know south Africa is home to the world's 3rd largest slum!

Boy you're not a village boy.. village boys have decent lives. You're a thorough gutterblood, a slum dwellers and swamp rat.


Now look deeply into one of these pics and see South Africa proudly occupying the their largest slum in the world
When you hear a member of the lowest creatures on Earth yapping about human attributions like IQ shocked shocked

This has to be the dumbest shìt-slinger in the gorilla kingdom,how can the biggest slum in Africa be Khayelitsha when Nigeria is the one with 200 million people and 110 million of them drowning in extreme poverty? You attempted to hoist the human intellect on your shoulders and now your frail body is crumpling under the weight of it lol,your genetic make up is not compatible with human intellect.


Now let's talk about deteriorating infrastructures grin

The majestic Lagos...Africa's big Apple?? cheesy grin

Travel › Re: What Do Nigerians Do For A Living When They Travel Abroad? by JaceBlaze: 11:34pm On Aug 12, 2019
All you have to do is look at how many of them are in foreign jails and how many are being deported daily,then the answer to your question is as clear as day
Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 11:12pm On Aug 12, 2019
Weathered:
Why are you getting angry? Is it because I showed the world spectacular slums of south Africa? grin
I Murdered you deader than Soweto'76 victims that's why you resorted to pictures. If your textual expletives were adequate, you wouldn't be running for pictures like a dispossessed Zulu goat.

I exposed Zulus who pretend they weren't the apes and chacma baboons we brought to civilization in 1994 grin

Now tell me, are these open toilets in S.A? How does this hairy Zulu nanny goat take a shiit without exposing her striking slit?
You really thought I was gonna keep reading recycled gibberish over and over? 90% of your brain must be floating in some cheap garri grin

look here village boy,text for text I put you down.Picture for picture I put you down...ALWAYS

As you were saying....?

Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 9:20pm On Aug 12, 2019
Weathered:
Zulu Jaceblaze resorts to pictorial war after being heavily shelacked textually grin grin grin

Did you say I shouldn't be talking infrastructure with you. You're a Zulu with a monkey tail behind your unevolved gorilla back.

Here's Africa's 2nd slum and one of the world's top 10 biggest slums, right here in south Africa I'm the city of khayelitsha! grin grin grin
Fulani apes always like to salvage an ego with empty praises.Where have you killed me textually? by bringing up the word "Zulu" 20x in one sentence? Can't be serious lol

And yeah,weren't you rambling about open defecation earlier? ...lezz the Makoko chimp of all people? LMAO

Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 8:32pm On Aug 12, 2019
Weathered:
Yet south Africa's Kayelisha is Africa's biggest slum grin even after ANC used BEE funds to build Soweto, Zulus still managed to developed one of Africa's biggest slums, bigger and denser than makoko grin grin cheesy

Aren't you the most daft idiotic Zulu ever to handle a phone to chirp away your uncommon ignorance?

mumu, if not for the Boers, it will take a photo finish to determine who is ahead between South Africa and Rwanda or even Burundi.

You're a lowbreed guttersnipe trying to talk to me with false airs. Zulu gibbon.
Did you just say it will take a photo? let's see what these photos are telling.You can only bring up other countries for your defence,but why not talk about the below?

Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze: 7:46pm On Aug 12, 2019
Weathered:
And 1000 rands will buy how many Chinese yuan?

The height of comedy is when a Zulu talks about economy when they couldn't even hold Africa's best economy for 2 decades before destroying it like pigs in a China shop.

When we say human-apes like you can't run a country we're talking about Zulus in south Africa.

The Boer's handed Africa's number economy to you in 1994 and in April 2015 you lost the spot. grin grin

Loooooolz, when do this Zulu apes think they are part of civility?

Oh, and Rwanda is way ahead of Zulu. At least they built their country by their own hands . Zulus couldn't even managed one built for them.

I will repeat, the only inherent skill a Zulu come to earth with and developed are premier dexterity for tree climbing and bestial impulses for rape grin

You will forever be Africa's burden!
Yeah,I brought up Rwanda and now he's trying to hide in their shadow because he knows that Makoko can't compete.Hey chimp!! if I want to debate with a Rwandan I will wait for one to show up,not some Makoko ingrate trying to be their mouthpiece.

Now tell me why I should be discussing economies & infrastructures with you when your country looks like Somalia's identical twin.What will I gain from stooping that low?
Family › Re: Is There A Way To Make African Parents Apologize To Their Kids by JaceBlaze: 5:35pm On Aug 12, 2019
Some of them are pathological liars but they have the nerves to tell us to never call an old person a liar sad
Politics › Re: Xenophobia: South African Government Shows Concern Over Threats By NANS by JaceBlaze: 5:08pm On Aug 12, 2019
jrusky:
It sound like comedy right Mr little prickhuh

I hate responded to man with dwarf heart like you. Let me remind when Idiagbon gave back what Ghanian did to Nigerians in their country in mid 60s that was how he idiagbon was saying it then that Ghana will pay for killings Nigerians, destroying Nigerians properties, deporting Nigerians fortunately same Idiagbon came to power and doled out pay back to Ghanian I'm sure people like you will be calling him comedian then when he was saying ghana will pay for their actrocities and it happened(Ghana must Go) do you remember or not Mr dwarf brainhuh

You are a baby go back to school of history and place yourself in the tutorial of life I guess your dwarf brain will be reformat. If you know you know I have just lectured you the secret you never know or heard of.

Take it or burst nothing last forever and life is turn by turn I repeat once again * I will bleed South Africa with no mercy*** laugh about it or call it comedy your damn bollocks headache.

Nemesis is a bitch it has no relative or friend.
Trust me I feel so threatened right now.Chai I no fit laff abeg,una go shatter pesin pikin ribcage with humour ooo shocked shocked cheesy
Crime › Re: Nigerian Taxify Driver Shot Dead In South Africa by JaceBlaze:
Weathered:
I used DNA to diss you and you're throwing same DNA stuff back at me?

What a shameless ape with no grace or decorum.

Up until 1994 south Africa had the best economy in Africa bit 2 decades in the hands of Zulu and both Nigeria and Egypt have overtaken south Africa with Zulus dismantling every infrastructure and policies the Boers left behind in record time.


Nelson Mandela won a Nobel prize for peace as did Desmond Tutu who advocated for the return of apartheid as Zulus can't run a country by themselves.

Since the fall of apartheid Zulus are never in

*Rape
* Murder
*Crime
* Drug
*HIV
* Attempted Murder
* And the most violent country in all of Africa.

And same time their economy is free-falling in record speed
Infrastructure is down and out
25% of the population population is unemployed
Inflation is at his highest figures

And this animals inherited a first world country form the Boers and destroyed it in less than 2 decades.

Zulu have 70% gorilla DNA running in them.

Shaka the defeated Zulu was running around half-nakked for nothing grin
I don't wanna lie,it offends me to my bone marrows when I see apes from Fulani land talk about economy and infrastructure.Some things are just way above your station.I would rather debate with a Rwandan on such topics.

one R100 South African bank note can buy 10 thousands Nairas but this knuckle dragger thinks we're mates.

Politics › Re: Xenophobia: South African Government Shows Concern Over Threats By NANS by JaceBlaze: 12:21pm On Aug 12, 2019
Stupid Makoko idiots don't know what they getting themselves into.


Listen here you garri-guzzling primates!! If you kick out those business out of that jungle is you who it's gonna hit thousands times over.Think about the people who are employed there,they are all Nigerians.You want them to add on an already long line of unemployment? and if you think that South Africa is going to feel even the slightest impact of this stupid move you are about to make then you are completely delusional

We South Africans are your only true masters who did more for your economy than your useless government ever could and this is the thanks we get?

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