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Weathered:lezz the ape trying to sound rational but his monkey DNA ain't fit to handle the human psyche.I told you to leave rationality to me. Can he make a sentence in Yoruba?..NO.Is he a Nigerian?..big NO,so what assumptions did I make? I mean the guy can be seen in the short YouTube video below being forced to speak a language he had never come across by the two Nigerian interviewers.That guy is as Nigerian as Obama is Kenyan,FULL STOP. Nelson Mandela won a Nobel Peace Prize just for being a great human being while the banana pealing apes in West Africa will have to get off the trees before winning such. Nigerian talking about economy with a national budget 10x less than that of South Africa? the same economy that can't keep the apes from being roasted by the hot Sahara Desert sand trying get to Libya to serve as slaves?lol.Like they say in your monkeys chatters "una go kill pesin pikin with laff" ![]() Btw..this guy is not a Nigerian lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkMZQCYe5qs |
Weathered:Anthony Joshua is a British who bears a Yoruba middle name maybe because he was born of parents who were Nigerian immigrants in Britain,I bet he can't even make a sentence in Yoruba.Trevor on the other hand is home brewed,a product of Soweto,South Africa and lived his entire life here,became a well seasoned comedian here.He is everything the unfunny Basketmouth wish he was .How do you even compare his case to that of Anthony Joshua?...talking about having mucus for brains smh.So accents can't be faked and we talking Trevor here,the master of all accents.Logical analyses are not for creatures who just came outta the caves.Leave that for us humans. fùcking fossils ![]() |
Weathered:See idiocy and ignorance of an old man .Trevor Noah identifies with the Xhosa tribe,and he is not claiming it by just word of mouth but can also speak the language VERY WELL.Well I have been watching Trevor Noah on South African television from 2006 hosting couple of TV shows so I don't know which Trevor you talking about.Yeah South Africans can't claim Trevor who moved to the US like 4 years ago and still talks about South Africa but y'all can claim Sade Adu who has never set foot in Nigeria,right?? ![]() |
Weathered:He proceed to talk about pussy like he knows what it looks like ........"Thumbawaza"? what's that,monkey chatters uttered by Boko Haram before they run a blade down innocent people's necks for being Christian? And I'm supposed to be impressed that you studied South Africa? Dude you can grab a loud speaker and climb the tallest tree in your village and scream "we freed South Africa" but you will forever occupy the lowest echelon as far as who contributed to the South African struggle is concerned.Your president was snubbed during Mandela's funeral and you raccoons went into an emotional frenzy .And still to this day we don't exactly know where you chimps come from and when was your first invasion of this beautiful planet God put us humans in Yeah we can't run a spaza shop but you haven't answered how you will build a solar energy system while importing toothpicks from China...foolanis don't have brains for such. You being comical here.When one sees the words "open defecation" the first thing to come to mind is Nigeria and nothing else. Now go on,rant some more for I'm being entertained. ![]() |
Weathered:Google is just fingertips away but trust a human skull hunting Fulani to sound this ignorant even with a smartphone in his useless paws...these knucle dragger tho So you never heard of University of Fort Hare that produced some of Africa's well known leaders? if not then your case is worse than that of a mentally disabled person,at least he will have an excuse. Now he is reciting my lines about his ape people hopping the highest Sambisa tree branches and turning them around on me ...uncreative low life.But the highest selling book in 2018/19 is the one written by South Africa's Trevor Noah while you live on 5 decade old glories that no one in 2019 remembers.It hurt you so bad that you have to repeat it on every post ![]() It only leaves one to wonder where does a citizen of a country that has overtaken India in being the poorest country in the world get the gull to talk about inequality,but then again foolanis are just simple minded foòls who think accumulation of wealth by few individual translate to the entire population being wealthy. So the bolded sums up where all the bitterness come from? lol .In the back of your mind you think South Africa is the reason why zoogeria is a dark cave with no electricity because according to yalls fairytales zoogeria used its resources to free SA? but how you gonna develop something as sophisticated as solar energy when you still import toothpicks from china?...Ha,these orangutans from West Africa are embarrassingly stupid ![]() |
Weathered:Do you even know that the first black university on the African continent was established in South Africa around the time all your population was hopping the highest branches of the Sambisa trees? No one can think something is insignificant but spend his entire life obsessing over it,it's not logical.Your not-worthy-of-mention tribe wish they were Zulus. So you saying that the reason your yoot with ashy legs can't stay in school is because the black slave masters you call politicians can't enforce school attendance with free meals? .Imagine a guy whose country has to bribe him with food packages after every 5 years to vote corrupt politicians in power is making fun of a country that provides for the needy on a regular basis.Haven't whites been trying to manage those positions even without education? or you just don't like seeing "Zulus" thrive too bad you are too unimportant to stop themWe will always be slaves to you? how so when the Libyans are still auctioning you orangutans as slaves in 2019? |
Weathered:So FEW exceptional people from your pig sty are a representative of illiterate masses who can't write and pronounce English words correctly? ...yeah jungle logic at its finest. And still an average South African teenager will stay in school while the one from Sambisa Forest will be selling stolen oil by roadside 99% of Nigerian oil in the hands white Europeans.The only country in the world with dry filling stations despite having all the oil ![]() I bet you wish your insignificant tribe (whatever it is) was prominent like Zulus.The word "Zulu" seems to occupy 90% of your brain.I'm not even Zulu but I can feel the raw energy of envy emanating from these posts |
Weathered:This guy's hurting like a mother*** and he is trying to prove his worth to me.Too bad he is bragging about other people's hardwork at his age. So now what? I don't see your father's name or anybody related to you.Fulani boy,you should have at least acknowledged S.eun whose forum you have turned into your daily latrine where you pisś and shìt your miseries daily.That's the only guy who had contributed immensely in your life.He did more than your father could. But at least the 30%ers can read and write their names,and not to mention they have a better English diction than some lazy yoot in Sambisa Forest who always sound like Hippopotamus swimming in the water when they talk ![]() Wow,says the guy whose country's oil reserves are owned and controlled by European and American white men...WONDERS Keep stealing other people's glories until the hair on your sagging nuts turn grey,shameless Fulani vermin. ![]() |
Weathered:And yet your village still breeds the most illiterate youth in Africa with 90% not knowing how to read and write...go figure Has your father or anyone from your shameful family pedigree ever won any?..oh and I wasn't bragging,see how comprehension is not part of your DNA? Why? because you've been pretending for the internet your entire life? |
Weathered:What? who ever thought that FECKlezz,the self-appointed grammar machine would in no time not be able to tell the difference between "live" and "life"? lol I guess after all he is just what he is and always was,a pathetic Nairaland jester pretending to be a poet of some sort. You're confusing me for your pathetic self.I don't diss,I don't type meaningless nonsense about other countries on Nairaland to pass time like you have been doing the last 15 years.All that I do is tell the truth about your hopeless zoo. If you looking for an African country that needs more than just African afford then look no further than your village where machete-wielding savages walk around severing heads of innocent people for belonging to a different religion or tribe. How's #revolutionnow anyhow? null and void as your existence? ![]() |
cenaman:First of all.There is no such thing as "the most beautiful girl" ,sounds silly and stupid because beauty comes in different shades and shapes. second of all.Who said Miss South Africa or any Ms whatever is all about the looks? use your brains Jare. |
OkirikaDealer:Yup,because if you die in America you will resurrect shortly after.
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Weathered:You ran out of steam after the last whiplash and pretended to not have read it for it was too torturous so I see no point in pressing your sad reality against your wide nostrils and forcing you to smell it anymore...unless you insist grandpa lezz ![]() Yes I have looted a foreigner's shop so what you gonna do about it? cry like a bit*h on Nairaland? |
Like gun violence is a new trend in America.Why weren't these travel warnings issued before? |
Weathered:Imagine trying to impress a waste of space like FECKlezz,and he's talking about chips but he's been carrying a South African one before NL came into existence. Go and steal some panties from the washing line, Fulani herdboy. |
Weathered:I'm a simple man.you request,I deliver ![]() If you didn't read then I guess it's my pleasure to refurbish that beautiful piece in BOLD prints.Can you tell me why you "didn't read" it btw? ![]() [b]Well,your weak sarcasm doesn't cut it.You are burning with envy my Fulani friend,I mean I would be too if I were born in a morally depraved jungle like yours where men steal women's underwears from washing lines to make money.Have you realised that everything that's totally despicable happens in Nigeria? .That jungle is a curse to humanity,it's like God is testing us the civilised people's survival instincts and resistance by putting you useless vermins on this planet. You can tell a man grow up missing his daddy his entire life by the role models he chooses,I mean who would even listen to a loony like Tutu and take his words as gospel? ![]() Notice he said experience and not ability?..two different things.But let's talk about governing a morden country by comparing where I live between where you live ...come on,we all know which country can't keep the lights on for at least 5 minutes.2007? I was still in high school and probably could not afford a phone but I know grandpa FECKlezz had already obtained a Ph.D. in being a cyber-trolling idiot by that time.Your life needs to be rebooted for it has been and always will be a joke if you don't do something about it lol.Don't spin it on me now,how can I be envious of you when your smelly jungle is not even on the list of countries I would consider for a holiday destination? Isn't the bolded a direct description of how you feel every time you look at the irreversible mess in your zoo and you use this forum to lash out at South Africans for no reason? LMAO @ nigeria-addict.Jester of the decade[/b] |
Weathered:[b]Well,your weak sarcasm doesn't cut it.You are burning with envy my Fulani friend,I mean I would be too if I were born in a morally depraved jungle like yours where men steal women's underwears from washing lines to make money.Have you realised that everything that's totally despicable happens in Nigeria? .That jungle is a curse to humanity,it's like God is testing us the civilised people's survival instincts and resistance by putting you useless vermins on this planet. You can tell a man grow up missing his daddy his entire life by the role models he chooses,I mean who would even listen to a loony like Tutu and take his words as gospel? ![]() Notice he said experience and not ability?..two different things.But let's talk about governing a morden country by comparing where I live between where you live ...come on,we all know which country can't keep the lights on for at least 5 minutes.2007 ? I was still in high school and probably could not afford a phone but I know grandpa FECKlezz had already obtained a Ph.D. in being a cyber-trolling idiot by that time.Your life needs to be rebooted for it has been and always will be a joke if you don't do something about it lol.Don't spin it on me now,how can I be envious of you when your smelly jungle is not even on the list of countries I would consider for a holiday destination? Isn't the bolded a direct description of how you feel every time you look at the irreversible mess in your zoo and you use this forum to lash out at South Africans for no reason? LMAO @ nigeria-addict.Jester of the decade[/b] |
Weathered:You mean after spending your entire adult life on a forum spewing senseless diatribes about another country doesn't equal envious?and you sound very hurt btw. This long bitter rant don't change the fact you are envious and you can't hide it. |
Weathered:Then how else can we describe this weird obsession with everything South Africa other than you being envious because your entire village you call a country went to the dogs long time ago and now you want the same for us? .And thanks for reminding us why xenophobia is necessary and why treated the way you are treated worldwide.Who in their right mind idolises Mugabe and takes anything he says seriously,but then again he fùcked up an entire country just like yours was fùcked by your leaders so I guess it takes one to know one...and you really think we can't kick a breathing white man? then why do you always cry your out about Boers farmers "being killed by black South Africans"? dude your entire life is a contradiction |
michelz:And the one who steal women's panties and uses a generator in 2019 is fully evolved? oookaY ![]()
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kollected77:One of my all time favourite.Used to love Craig David |
Weathered:And I'm fine with Boers feeding me,at least I won't have to harvest human intestines to quell hunger like you cannibals .Doesn't matter what percentage of the economy they own,it doesn't change the fact that you guys wish you were us.And the fact that you troop to South Africa by the thousands everyday tells us how much you really hate that hopeless jungle ![]() |
Weathered:Intellegently? . Sowore (or whatever the F his name is) put a battery in your back and now you act like you had the balls to challenge the corrupt government on your own? too little too late my Fulani friend.You put up with your leaders' shìt for too long and I'm sorry to tell you that all these protests are meaningless.Soweto '76 was 40+ years ago,now let's talk about what you going through under your own black government ![]() |
Weathered:Ahh,just look at him not making sense again despite trying with fancy words that don't even correspond with anything. So how does it feel to be a warrior behind a keyboard almost your entire adult life while your fellow men and women are initiating #revolutionnow movement and you are here cyber trolling? ![]() |
IronGalaxy:Would have been better.Putting Johannesburg on this list is an insult to all the clean cities in the world. |
TMKsouth:That weathered monkey also goes by the name lezz,he's been on Nairaland for 15 years spewing the same diatribe over and over again.His vocabulary ranges from words like "Zulu" "Boer" "pap-guzzling" and so on.Engaging a toddler would be much saner. |
Wisdomval67:South Africa may have one of the highest crime rate in the world but I don't think we beat the US in that department.Chicago alone beats Cape Town and Johannesburg combined,and let's not forget that Americans are never honest when it comes to the ills of their societies.Anything that's gonna tarnish America's good image they keep it out of the world's sight.The crime in South Africa you know it because we let you see it |
realestniggah:We talking cities,not surbubs. |
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