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Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:25pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. You know what? Let's pause this for when I'm in a super flirty mood tongue
Fine by me smiley

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:08pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
You wan give him the evil eye so he break him sculpted dancer leg on their next dance rehearsal? angry grin

LMFAO. You the type that twists them like a balloon artist, huh? wink
Yes! anyone who wan steal my baby is going to get it smiley,even if she is one with a crushing and the guy doesn't know,that alone still warrants an ass whooping tongue


Yup,I can make it smaller for you if you want,for your calamari ring sized puśsy grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 8:13pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
I love these guys. I'm even crushing on one of them grin

I hear you, Robocop cheesy
Which one is it?make I go and beat him up tongue


No,I'm Inspector Gadget.I can extend my penìs over a 100km distance cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 7:59pm On Mar 17, 2019
[quote author=Jonraid post=76742779]Just curious

what does 'mlungu' mean

Here we refer to a white person as a 'mzungu' [/quoteMlungu is a Zulu word for white person,not sure if it's also the case in Xhosa.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 7:53pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO. Sometimes I watch guys who can dance & just think they must be great lovers tongue grin
All that gyrating on the dance floor must come as 2nd nature to them in whatever they're doing.
Never thought of it that way tongue ,don't rule us stiffies out.We can do wonders between the sheets as well.


check these boneless guys out..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo1dbZvNt_E
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 7:21pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Bongo Muffin? Are they back together too?
Yes.Check the song out
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 7:16pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
IKR! Too funny. I can't even do half of that tongue Can you dance, Jace?
Lol nope,whenever I hear a song I like I just do the head bob grin my bones are stiff as spokes on a motorcycle wheel cheesy
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 6:42pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
That guy Appleseed is originally from Zimbabwe. I believe that's Shona. Hawu!
Oh I see.They have a new song called Harare,perhaps that should explain it.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 6:38pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Haaaaa! You had to take it there! Well most of them have families now & that's usually not attractive to some people. So we'll see how it goes this time around.
The naughty me couldn't help it grin .They're grown ups now and having a family is expected of them,people need to accept it and move on.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 6:29pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
grin
[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlmnHy5bvGU/url]
Lol very rare,A mlungu with moves
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 5:16pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lol, I'm one of those people that used to think he's ugly, so I feel guilty grin

Mdlwembe was my jam back in the day. Tjovitjo! tongue
That's funny cause many teenage boys wanted to be like him.


Xhosa,can you help me with the language in this song.What does the title even mean?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhXoWvCT1Kc
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 5:08pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
LMFAO die ou toppies. Maybe it's the new generation of Skwatta Kamp. Who knows.
Haha I'm sure even their level of libido is not what it used to be tongue
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 4:12pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Ezolo lok' you thought I was ugly now you see me on tv uchela abantu 'guthi ngi sexy
Haha that one na classic line grin





I don't care who you are,whenever this one played you had to put on that gangster mean mugging/gangster grin and get in touch with your inner pantsula grin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uV3nFwUlkYM
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 4:01pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
JaceBlaze, I heard they're back together!
RIP Flabba

[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nNLOSjC2jd4/url]


RIP Jabba

[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQKZbFe0V-k/url]
Oh,I had no idea they're back.But damn,aren't all these guys in their mid/late 40's shocked
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 1:15pm On Mar 17, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Dedicated to the "Hoods"


[url]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPEOT4S-ggo/url]
From the 80s s'phusha lo m'zabalazo s'shayi boom cha boom boom cha cheesy

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:11pm On Mar 16, 2019
forgiveness:
[s]What is this one saying? Which copy and paste?

If you know it a common knowledge, how come you can't differentiate between self governing and sovereign in the pre colonial era. Just acknowledge you are an ignoramus. EOD shocked grin

Don't disgrace yourself further because you simply don't know anything about self governing term used in the pre colonial period. Just admit you are the biggest mugu here.[/s] grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 7:43pm On Mar 16, 2019
tylann:
He is just forgivenessing with you
He will comeback with alot of trash again just wait
The mugu knows absolutely NOTHING,you can tell how empty someone's skull is the moment they copy & paste encyclopedia information in every comment.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 7:13pm On Mar 16, 2019
forgiveness:
Olodo, the consequences of 1961 independent only legitimised South Africa to becoming a sovereign country. It doesn't change the fact that South Africa was self governing in 1934. You don't even know anything. What a pity! grin

If you became democratic in 1994, when did Nigeria become democratic based on your lopsided logic? grin

Your multichioce was already here before 1994. So, tell me another lie. grin

Which oyinbo innovations are you boasting about? grin

Nigerians are majorly the black Africans with the highest number of innovations in Sub Sahara Africa.

Which black Africa brand is among the top ten in Africa? grin

Don't mention oyinbo Innovations. grin
Running off to encyclopedia and coming back with copy & paste got you thinking you are smart,huh? cheesy I have dealt with people like you before,I'm talking the type that always try to shine with common knowledge as if is something we should applaud them for.As soon as I read the bolded and saw how well the paragraph was constructed,I knew your mugu head copied that grin .So how does your "groundbreaking" findings change the fact that SA OFFICIALLY became an independent state and became a Republic in 1961?

I don't know when your jungle became democratic and honestly,I don't give a fućk just like I give no fućks about the rest of your comment.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 4:40pm On Mar 16, 2019
forgiveness:
So, South Africa was on autopilot since 1934(when South Africa became self governing Nation) to 1994, abi? grin

Ghosts were the machine piloting the development in South Africa prior to your freedom? Clown. grin

For your information, we are already filling in the gap without kicking your company out through stiff competitions among Nigerian companies springing up left an right.

Many can't keep up with the competition save MTN and other few.

However, we are watching your government with one eye.
Whoever funded your History lessons and education should have just went to the nearest casino and gambled with the money,it became a futile effort at the end.South Africa became a self-governing state after it got it's independence in 1961 and became a Republic.

South Africa didn't have its companies in Nigeria up until 1994 when we became a democratic country so your attempts at lame excuses for your incapacity to be innovative are shattered to tiny shreads grin


Then go ahead and fill up the gaps and stop squealing.I care not about what you do over there.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 3:53pm On Mar 16, 2019
ednited:
They got there before Donald Trump. I stopped watching cuz I am bored
So what do you watch on TV these days?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 3:52pm On Mar 16, 2019
ednited:
They got there before Donald Trump. I stopped watching cuz I am bored
Okay smiley
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 3:42pm On Mar 16, 2019
forgiveness:
Filling in the gap is no big problem. We have many waiting at the door to grab the chance.

Your Investors know hence the need to pay any heavy fine placed on them. wink grin
It's called corporate ass whooping,not our fault that in your sixty years of independence you haven't mastered it.You are now submissive to a baby who got her freedom less than 30 years ago grin .That's how Mzansi roll.

We not holding our breaths for you to fill up the gaps.while you still trying to figure out how to achieve all that,move out the way and let us drain out the honey in peace grin cool
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze:
forgiveness:
The point still remains that 99% South Africans are the rapists, murderers, thieves, looters, jobless touts etcetera perpetrating crimes in South Africa. Did you get it? Good boy. grin
Look who's talking

How's your heart rate now? you seem so fired up and determined to deliver a punchline.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 3:26pm On Mar 16, 2019
ednited:
You are right. They should not complain if they chose living there. They piss me off when they do that. You can only complain in your country.


Ethiopians could be azzzez because I am hearing how they behave in many places. When two people were fighting then you ask them what happened, both are only going to talk on how they got hurt not how they hurt. Unless the story of the South Africans got told, only hearing it from other side is not accurate.


Yea, that 'caucasian' was doing her drama. I know Dr. Phil show only beacuse I have been watching that show when I was a kid. I don't watch other shows. I have stoped watching Phil too
So are they happy in their new "home"? Donald Trump is not really fond of immigrants,especially if they come from Africa.Good luck to them anyway tongue

lol you don't say.


Why have you stopped watching it? I mean it remains one of the most authentic shows in television history.It used to air on SABC 2 in SA but they have stopped airing it so I catch it on YouTube sometimes.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 3:12pm On Mar 16, 2019
forgiveness:
What has South Africa done for Nigeria migrants?

We stand nothing to gain if you kick them out and shut the door on them. Unlike South Africa whose migrates have gained more in Nigeria through their various investments.

We know how you stifled our companies from establishing in South Africa but your government quickly came here begging and promised to allow Nigeria's companies to operate freely because they know South African migrants are benefiting more than ours.

Anyway, we are watching and will not hesitate to kick out all those your companies once we notice Nigerian companies are being stifled by your government.
Whatever dude.Kick them out,don't kick them out.The ball is in your court,just wondering if your countrymen who are employed there share the same views.I really wonder.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 3:06pm On Mar 16, 2019
forgiveness:
Only 2% of Nigerians out 100% of foreign born live in South Africa.

More than 1% are professionals or business men doing legit business business on South Africa. How is that affecting 90% crimes in South Africa?

Who are the murders, coward rapists, jobless touts, looters, thieves etcetera perpetrating crimes in South Africa?

Don't look too far. grin
I said all that knowing that one butthurt Nigerian would emerge out of nowhere to do damage control,so predictable.

You sound uneducated btw,when I say 90% I'm referring only to the number of Nigerians living here.Nigerians in Nigeria are non of my concern,couldn't care less if they wiped each other off the surface of the Earth.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 2:24pm On Mar 16, 2019
ednited:
I have seen on other show how Ethiopians have been complaining about South Africa. There were these two guys who use to live there but they have left S.A. for USA now. They have been explaining how they were targets for attack. The South Africans near them use to tell them that they will attack them just after Mandela died because they keep reminding them that he is the only south African who cares for Ethiopians.


Ethiopians can be azzzez sometimes. But I remember that too.


Dr.Phil. . . his story sound very fake. Even the annoying black American sounds fake. Her own sister informed on YouTube that she was paid for that. Half people believe him and the other have don't. I cant trust the man
Well at least they left for a country where they feel welcomed,that I respect,however I can't stand entitled migrants who always complain about how bad their host countries are while they continue to live there.Find another country or better yet,return to your native country since it is so heaven on Earth.Simple..

Lol there's zero Ethiopian population where I live so I can't comment on them being "azzzez" ,matter of fact I think I haven't seen an Ethiopian in 5 years.

Are you talking about that episode of an Africa-American teen who called herself Caucasian? the girl was an attention-seeking fraud of course ,even some people on Twitter were calling her bs.As far as the show is concerned,I don't think it's fake,maybe Dr Phil invited her over to assess her state of mind.I have been watching that show for years and I have seen real stories of white preteen coke addicts for it to be fake.The show that I have always suspected to be fake is the Jerry Springer Show,I have even read somewhere that the guests are paid for their appearances.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 1:37pm On Mar 16, 2019
ednited:
I think she was in danger. We don't have many shows for drama queens. We don't have the Kardhashian types here. There are few shows I know that always sound fake. I don't easily trust people naturally, she sound so real. Very real. It was not like a Dr.Phil show where people make stories to become popular. It is just a simple show where people keep it simple and real. I wish you had known the show.
To each his own.I was never concerned with the authenticity of that story anyway,so I'm gonna have to let the sleeping dogs lie on that one because I'm not trying to make you think otherwise about it,ain't wanna entertain it either.You are more than welcome to stand by what you believe. tongue

The point I was making was that Ethiopians in SA hardly get attacked because they don't have a bad reputation down here.I have never heard South Africans complaining about them,those who get attacked are the ones who find themselves in the wrong place at the wrong time,well shīt happens sometimes.Anyone who thinks South Africa is a xenophobic county is grossly misinformed because right now I can't think of any African country that has done more for African migrants than SA.If it's that bad down here then why does everyone wants to be here?it defies commonsense now,doesn't it?


Lol,are you saying the Dr Phil Show is scripted? please assure me that you're joking cheesy grin
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 11:39am On Mar 16, 2019
ednited:
People lie to get advantage or to attack people. I don't see the reason why she have to lie. I have no idea why she would do that
I don't quite get where you stand with.Do you think the lady was genuinely in danger or you think she staged the call she made to the Ethiopian radio station?
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:50am On Mar 16, 2019
XhosaNostra:
It's still too early, they have to masturbate the generator to reheat last night's snake soup 1st. The frustration of living in a hellhole will resume shortly after breakfast.
Dead!!!

Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 9:42am On Mar 16, 2019
ednited:
Why would you bite me? grin

It was few years ago. I was hearing my favorite radio program. In that program, Ethiopian diasporas from different world dial and chill. But the dial from South Africa was terrifying. An Ethiopian mother from South Africa was crying in the house was crying for help. It was a Xenophobic attack and the guys were waiting her right at her door to kill her. She is a mother of two and she was asking where to hide her kids.


At that time, different African government was protecting and taking back their nation. Ethiopian government was busy making money that Ethiopians were left on street with no one. She said they told her that she have no one looking for her as if she had no country. The studio got messed up and the vibe was really bad. She asked so the government could hear her out so they could help.


I was literally crying and I didn't sleep that night. I don't even know if she is alive or not. You can understand how much it felt.
Very unfortunate.I understand that some things are hard to get over,especially when they hit close to home.


Some foreign nationals in SA deserve the treatment they get though,it's just unfortunate that Ethiopians and other immigrants get caught up in such mess.I'm gonna be honest,Ethiopians don't have a bad reputation here as far as I know.Some foreign nationals are that bad that you even find other foreign nationals in SA complaining about them.Let me step on few toes with this one,crime in South Africa would drop by 50% if 90% of Nigerians,Mozambicans and Zimbabweans were removed.Go to Hillbrow and see how the people I have just mentioned turned a once clean Hillbrow into a middle of Syria to the point that is even dangerous to the people who were born here (South Africans) .Mozambicans and Zimbabweans even cross the border to come and steal cars in South Africa,just last year,the South African police caught Zimbabwean thieves towing a Mercedes Benz to the border gate with a donkey lol.I don't wanna sound like I'm promoting xenophobia,but I think we opened a floodgate to emigration disaster the moment we stopped patrolling those borders..I'm sorry about what happened to your kin,let's hope she survived.
Foreign AffairsRe: Kenya Is Ahead of Nigeria In All Aspect (Facts Don't Lie) by JaceBlaze: 8:49am On Mar 16, 2019
XhosaNostra:
Lifetime more like it & ID. I like murder investigations & psychos tongue
I watch ID a lot too but they repeat their programmes a lot,I follow 'Web of Lies' and 'Disappeared' religiously.

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