₦airaland Forum

Hatrick01:
yeye zulu ape.

How you doing,Sambo?

WannaHowzit:
Yeah it's been a hell raising experience 😉😉😉, just wasn't sure.

I love what you did there with the pun 😜😜 .I know they won't get it

WannaHowzit:
😂😂😂😂

Howzit Jace? Welcome back!🕺🏾🕺🏾🕺🏾

I'm good .I see you still mopping the floor with these sambo coons from Nigeria

I never left btw.Did you not see my alternative acc?

Tobianojoel:
South Africans are wannabe Nigerians. They hate the fact that they are not us. They try desperately to learn our culture. In fact, organizers of the so called BB Titans put the show together in order to bromance with us. They should all know that they can't be anything close to us. 9ja 4 live!

No human being on Earth wants to be a Nigerian.Stop projecting your insecurity about your identity onto us.If South Africans wanted to be you they would be the ones japparing there but we know the opposite to be the case,so who wants to be who?

viodemus:
This is why Nigeria needs to sit up and tow the right but intelligent paths.

Nigeria influences Africans and even blacks worldwide.

It is a shame that we don't know how to unite for greatness, and then unite Africa, at least many.


just go around Africa, anything nigerians do ( good or bad), the rest go copy. I dun see where some black guys dey argue with indians for kenya, talk say kenya fit no be india mate for anything, but e no get anyway wey india take pass Nigeria; the guys argue the Indian guys and girls down, cun even reach where one of them throw drink for one of the Indian guy face because the indian guy dey argue say Nigeria too corrupt to be in the conversation of greatness. Nobody fit stop the escalation. Me and a partner been sit down near both arguing tables, when the splash reach us, some people cun dey try encourage dem to dai am, shirt fun dey comot, even the indians dun provoke, na so I hold one of the guy dey tell am make he relax, the guy dey try explain to me say the guys get mind insult Nigeria, as per I suppose begin ginger. At this time he no know say me na Naija. As tempers still dey flare to almost more escalation, I like almost carry one of guy go outside to calm an down, na I'm I tell the guy say I appreciate how he stand for Nigeria, say I for act different because na that guy opinion, but say i learn a thing or two from am as a Nigerian. As I talk as a Nigerian, the guy just give a big wide smile, high me, shake me, begin put him cloth on, cun dey holla make the rest of the guys fun see original Nigerian this and that. For my mind, I wan begin order them anything them want, but before I go pee finish, come back to siddon make I call waiter to take everybody order, na him the waiter dey tell me say dem say anything wey I want make I take. By this time, all the warring parties dey try tell police wey respond to disturbances say dem dun settle. Las las dem come back in, all the Kenya's from that table come the table I dey, nothing wey dem no talk about Nigeria, mostly in a good way, dem still tell me say we dey thief well well, but they cannot tolerate any body wey wan bash the giant of Africa. This was almost 7 years ago, I just dey listen to them. It was surreal to me. From around 9pm, we dey that restaurant and bar reach almost 4am. I still be friends with some of them, they were one of the pillars of me learning swahili one of them been kpai some years ago. May God bless his soul.

The rest of Africa thinks Nigerians are the smartest people in the world, even over any developed country. Anything we focus on, na im the rest of Africa go focus on. Nollywood juju, music, education, and even Election, now many Africans dey look for their oga Obi/datti replicas.

Basking in empty glories hai

mysticwarrior:
Please tell me something I don't know, I never knew south African derives pleasure in stealing rotten dead bodies from their grave.

You didn't know? Is it because you know this M.O is trademarked specifically for Nigeria?🤔🤔🤔

care4you:
Hope they won't point fingers at innocent Nigerians there!

I thought SA are saints, they don't commit crime... How come?

...

I'm wondering if they are not Nigerian myself,I mean one of your biggest hobbies is tempering with dead things.

WannaHowzit:
How do you manage to skull mine in the west and also steal pots of soup in Enugu, plus steal cattle in the north all in one day 🙂🙂🙂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

Very productiveand enterprising, unlike us lazy South Africans. Hail to the giant criminals of Africa.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

WannaHowzit:
😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Been a long time coming but much appreciated nonetheless.Now we need to be able to post GIFs 😎

WannaHowzit:
😎😎😎

🇳🇬GeneralPula Parrot69 Morpheus101 Chaos14 💩💩💩💩💩

🇿🇦JaceBlaze IronGalaxy LeSudAfricaine, y'all know what the brown emoji above means right 😉

Oh damn now I'm going to abuse them to make up for all that time the forum didn't have them.Good looking out 🇿🇦😛😛😛

thatigboman:
which country? The black or the white one?

Biafra

Jay16:
Name one country you've visited in your entire life

My country is all in one.I don't jappa,the world comes to me.

safarigirl:
You're in the wrong place for that bro.

And when you quoted me you assumed I couldn't translate that jungle tongue to any advanced human language? Don't you think this is unfair to me?

thatigboman:
crying is free slave.
In the useless South Africa exists numerous White only towns, schools and neighbourhoods. When CNN went to one of them last year to carry out investigations, the guards at the city gate refused one black crew member entry. The CNN crew had to provide evidence that the girl was a black American before she allowed her in.
Ipeleng was gisting lukay today about an area near King Williams Town. King Williams!!! Former King of England has a town named after him till today in South Africa. Shame!!!!
Netherlands people have a town in South Africa where no black South African dare step a foot 1km near the town gate. They have their own currency and their own legislsture. Shame. Come this slave, mind yourself.
No be only makoko, na kokoma. Nonsense.

This dude is hurt what is the problem? Your SA VISA application didn't go through? Hey being a Nigerian has be the worst form of ordained punishment.

safarigirl:
Na you know who dey do that one sha.

English please.

Amya:
Did what I say hit a nerve?

Projection

safarigirl:
LMAO.


Awww, you know garri. Cool cool. We love dedicated haters.

Likewise... emptying your last penny on a flight ticket to fly thousands of kilos just to live with xenophobes...life is unbalanced ooo

thatigboman:
which point? No black South African have sense sef not to talk of making a point. Slave, Umqombothi xenophobic drunkard.

This is it?

Amya:
My point exactly. If only you had the same energy for your oppressors

If you had the same energy for Boko Haram and your thieving politicians maybe you'd be living in a peaceful country instead of being a refugee of the world.How about that?

thatigboman:
see this xenophobic slave boy. U are using google to search for nigeria slums. U go goggle tire. Black very lazy township dweller bantu marabout

Did the point hit home? Don't let facts upset you.

Does one need Google to know what's glaringly sitting there for everyone to see?

thatigboman:
use your jelling to better your life and live and work in conducive environments and not your ghetto townships. I don't give a hoot about who jell or not jell with.

An advice from someone who doesn't know what the world looks like outside of Makoko? No thanks,I'll pass.

thatigboman:
dem no born any black south african well to insult any oyibo in SA, that will be the end of the black man.

And with mentality like this you are surprised as to why we just don't jell with you?

Jay16:
That's why they're stuck in SA. Some don't even know countries exist in Africa

We are not stuck.We love it here,and we know countries exist in Africa but ours is the real deal and judging by the number of immigrants in SA I can be assured they also know who the real deal is.

Amya:
I've noticed that with SA and the AA people, rather than hate the white people who are their oppressors, they hate people that share the same skin colour as they are. I know that to be a reflection of the low self esteem they suffer. They hate themselves, so therefore, they hate others like them.

Share same skin colour my ass.Nigerians are the biggest coons on the continent and We South Africans And AA know about it.It takes more than skin pigmentation to qualify as an ally.If you thought we were going to love coons just because they 'look like us' then you've been highly mistaken.

safarigirl:
You actually shouldn't. All those people didn't die for you guys to suddenly shed the tag. You are who you are, it is what it is

I know,right? We are the black evil villains of Africa that rest of Africa can't seem to keep themselves away from...really confusing if you ask me

kgr28:
South Africans have had this Xenophobic tag for a long time now. So it's not surprising that you guys here would over scrutinise everything South African HMs do. Y'all think Nigerians are special bunch, BB was invented in Nigeria and have monopoly over it. Drink water and enjoy the damn show.

Should we even be bothered by the tag at this point?