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On the evidence of what i saw today . . . . .Man Utd should beat Chelsea.
Chelsea looks jaded. There's no spark about em at all.
Granted, they got a valid goal disallowed but they lack the cutting edge.
Shevchenko in the attack is shyte . . . . .I cannot believe he missed some great chances today.

United should try and get their big players back on time.
Neville and Rooney should be prepped for this big one cos its CRUNCH time.
Its fuckery we are going to Portugal to battle with Sporting Lisbon on Wednesday. . . . . How i wish there was no UEFA this week!
C'MON UNITED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHELSEA 0-0 BLACKBURN.

@ Debosky,
CHRISTOPHER SAMBA is a ROCK.

I was having a chat with a CHELSKI fan last night and she wldnt budge.
Chelsea would def'ly feel hard done by but if u look at their game against Liverpool. . . . then what goes around comes . . .
There's something wrong with Chelsea . . . They are not just playing well.
They have lost the FEAR FACTOR and i think if Blackburn had really given it a go . . . they could have scored.
Akola must not mention the name of Wright-Phillips near me again this season.  He is a Arrow.
Its all interesting now . . . .Liverpool, Man Utd and Chelsea are now on 11 points and Arsenal are on top with 13 points.
The season is just starting! THE BIG 4 are in place already with Chelsea on the 4th spot.
It sets up next week's match between Man Utd and Chelsea as a make or mar kizzack.

@ Banderas,

You are so funny.
If potentials are to be neglected . . .why would the bookies map out the favorites to win any championship?
C'mon . . . . . .stop talking like em ignorami . . . . .the potentials of teams cannot be taken lightly.
Its not even MATCHDAY 30 yet and u guys are cheering . . . .I will be here when it goes pear-shaped for y'all.

@ toba1909,

Cool ur nerves.
The season hasnt ended yet.
Dont get over-excited . . . .Its not even 1/4 of the season yet so keep it low.
The BIG 2 are CHELSEA and MAN UTD.

@ Banderas,

There's no proof United can improve?
Its either u are taking the piss or u are IGNORANT as I-man stated.
United is not even 30% of their potentials yet. Many big players are still missing.
It doesnt surprise me when words like that come outta mouthz of Arses.
Didn't some of y'all said United would relegate after MATCHDAY 3?
Its MATCHDAY 6  and we are 3rd on the table . . . .How will it go by MATCHDAY 9?
Arsenal's best bet is to make the most of it while the SUN is out . . . . . The rain will soon come for the gooners.

@ Debosky,

Spot on.
Its too early to write anyone off yet.
Any of the BIG 4 is still in it . . . . . .
Nuthing  pisses me off when peops make permutations that the Tottenham Man Utd struggled to beat was drubbed by Arsenal.
Football does not work that way . . . the result of any match depends on the form on the day and the circumstances.
Arsenal having a good start is a welcome development like u have said . .  .Every manager in the country wld wanna be in Wenger's shoes for now.
It does not necessarily mean Arsenal would win the league but they wont be too far from the eventual winners unlike last season when they chased from August till May.
Can they sit tight on the top spot from now till May?

@ Bandit,

Early pace-setters do win the league but CONSISTENCY is the key.
Whats the point in leading now and dropping off later.
Its still a close match within the BIG 4 . . . .  A  Chelsea win today will even make it more exciting.
Arsenal is yet to play any of the BIG 4 so its still a long hard season for anyone to start predicting who would win or lose.
The only thing guarenteed here is . . .  while Man Utd and Chelsea can get a 10 match winning streak . . . Arsenal and Liverpool would stutter.
However, if the Gunners continue to get results they wont be far off from the contenders when the BIG 2 starts picking points.
Its still an open title race.

@ Debosky,

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
YOU RIPPED IT . . . . . . . . . . . . .
The best comment i have seen yet on this thread in about 9 months.

@ Bandit,

Ronaldo wasnt pocketed. You want to know who was in the back pocket? It was Yakubu,
Vidic didnt let him have a single sniff.
Foolish Alan Wiley didnt protect him all day.
He had a genuine claim when he was brought down in Everton's box but the plonker awarded a yellow card to Ronaldo.
How sick can some referees be? He was listening more to the crowd than what he was seeing.

It wasnt really a vintage Man Utd performance but we would take the 3 points.
Goodison park is not an easy ground to snatch victory especially with Yak, AJ and Arteta.
Ferguson was more concerned about the points than the display.
We will play beautiful football at OT and win UGLY in some trick away grounds.


@ A-40,

I hope Chelsea drops points today.
Cant wait to see Benni and Santa Cruz break the hearts of em Blues.
Kanu disappointed me today . . . .he missed Pompey's best chance to nick maximum points off Liverpool.
Anyways, its all good . . . . . The race is wide OPEN . . . .u can't write off anyone yet among the BIG 4.

Its still an open premiership.
However, one thing i can guarantee everyone is Chelsea and Man Utd will still finish above Arsenal and Liverpool.
I dont really see Arsenal pushing the BIG 2 out of the race yet . . . .something is still amiss with the team.

In fairness, It was a good 2nd half display by the Gunners.
They kept knocking the door until it opened.
Martin Jol tried to keep a goal lead for 75 minutes . . . . .How ill is that?
I expected him to have upped the ante in the start of the 2nd half and bring his top guns in to wrap up the game.
He had to wait till Arsenal scored . . . . . He deserves the sack.

@ Bandit,

Thats not the question u should be asking . . . . . .
Liverpool were there just a fortnight ago and now they aint anymore.
Arsenal is there now . . . . .will they be there in May?
U guys are not even wary of United's gradual climb to the top.
The fear of Man Utd is the beginning of wisdom. . . . . 3 victories on the TROT . . . Who can stop United?
Chelsea next? We shall see how that pans out.

GAME OVER.


ARSENAL 3-1 TOTTENHAM

ADEBAYOR SCORES AGAIN

Tottenham cant be trusted.
Surely . . . . .Wenger is sleeping with Martin Jol.
How the heck did this happen?
Whats the point in bringing Bent in when all u plan to do is to knock long balls to him.
Spurs should sack him cos his judgement today has been appaling.

Anything can happen.
Blackburn could stun Chelsea.
Mourinho's boys are outta sorts now and Mark Hughes might nick maximum points at the Bridge.
How can Martin Jol allow Arsenal to come back . . . .For Bleep's sake, the gooners are running away with it.

Lets hope Bent, Berba and Lennon change things.
For bleeps sake . . . .Martin Jol might be sacked by monday morning.
C'mon SPURS . . . . .salvage a point at least.
Arsenal will top the table if they win today.
Damn it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fabregas scores.
What a scorcher!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About 30 yards out and he still beats the goalie!!!!!!!!!!!!
PAUL ROBINSON is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Fucking Hell.

@ Rikkyjen,

SPURS have just allowed the gooners to equalise.
Martin Jol has Bent and Lennon on the bench and he wouldnt bring em in . . .
How ill is that?
The Arrow of a manager just made a substitution secs ago after they have conceded an equaliser.
I expect SPURS to win this one with Lennon on the pitch.
Its gonna be a tense 20 minutes.

As per Mourinho . . . . . .
Its gonna be tight . . .I dont even want Blackburn to win . . .a CHELSEA DRAW will be enuff for Man Utd.
United face Chelsea next week . . . . Thats gonna be massive, i hope we r in good shape before the game next sunday.
Blackburn should prove a tough test for Jose if they dont concede early goals . . .
I expect Robbie Savage to ruffle some feathers in the Chelsea midfield.
If they score first . . . they might nick a draw, i dont really expect Chelsea to lose at home.

SPURS is shit.
They just allowed ADEBAYOR to equalise.
Spurs are TWATS.

Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LIVERPOOL drops 2 points . . . . .What a relief!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If only plonker Kanu Nwankwo had scored his penalty kick . . . .Why would any team let Kanu play a penalty kick?
Its just ridiculous. . . . .United ties Liverpool with 11 points but with better goals difference and a game in HAND.
Rafa Benitez's tinkering will cost Liverpool the title this season . . . .His team selection lets him down by miles.

1 down . . . . 2 more to go.
Arsenal and Chelsea must lose or draw as well . . . . Its about time.
We should not allow these pillocks to get too far away from Man Utd.
The league is getting more exciting.

ayusman16:
u know us now, it's aint over until it's over, we go still win!

Win this match that i am watching?
Y'all need a BIBLICAL miracle to turn this match to a victory.
Steed Malbranque is running chaos within your defence . . . . .
With Lennon, Zokora and Darren Bent on the bench . . . . . shit will only get WORSE for Wenger.
Arsenal has been huffing and puffing but with no end product.

We couldnt post because we was watching Footie.
Whats the point in posting when we can't find our scoring boots.
The most important thing is tha 3 points . . . . . . Mourinho taught me that.
Lets see how others will fare at Goodison, United's done VINNI VETTI VECCI.
3 points that has taken us to the top of the table at least for the next 30 mins. . . . . . . .
All haters should TAPE IT SHUT . . . . .MAN UNITED DROOLZ.

My weekend is 25% complete.
Lemme watch Liverpool, Arsenal and Chelsea with DELIGHT.
With Arsenal losing . . . . .Chelsea would lose too . . . . and Liverpool being held at Pompey(Bleep Kanu's penalty miss and Utaka's chance).
I think we are starting to separate the boys from the MEN.

Who's next on United's list. . . . . . . . .  .
MAN UTD RULES . . . . . . .  .
United will sit on the throne by MATCHDAY 10.


@ I-man,

Ma mouth was in ma mouth for 90 mins.
Over 8 shots on target and we couldn't score.
We are still not yet the same side of last season . . . . .We need Gazza and Wazza back ASAP.
Ronaldo made a massive difference as he kept winning free-kicks after free-kicks.
Tevez was also decent and Evra played the game of his life.
Man of the match(VIDIC) kept Yakubu in his pockets . . . . I can't remember kicking the ball till he was removed for Anichebe.
An outstanding performance but we need to start scoring NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

TOTTENHAM 1-0 ARSENAL.


GARETH BALE breaks the heart of the ARSES.

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UNITED goes on top of the table.
C'mon . . . . . .Tottenham, please score more goals and put the gooners to sleep.

@ Abium,

Drogba missing their match?
Chelsea has got many qualities brimming around em.
Shevchenko, Pizarro, Kalou are quality players so Chelsea cant feel the HEAT.

@ Islander,


Hmmmmmmmm . . . . . . . .
We are already looking for anutha chic . . . . . .
3 women have been screened/scrutinised today but they dont measure up.
Besides, how are u enjoying ur posh car?

@ Razorr,

Your formation is funny.
What will Kalou be doing at that positon.
I hope u dont hasten up Mourinho's sack letter with this formation.

Anyways . . . .Replace Carvalho with Alex and Kalou for Mikel Obi,
U cannot risk playing Kalou, Sheva and Pizarro at the same time.
If one of em gets crocked . . . .Chelsea will have no cover for em.

@ Islander,

U will be sacked very soon.
One post a day on this thread as a 1st lady is quite appaling.
Your employer talking trash? U got some explanation to do, babes.
Anyways, see u when i see u.

@ Ruudie,

Dont mind those peops.
Tevez is/will be a flop now cos he joined Man Utd.
If the same Apache had moved to Arsenal . . . . . Trust me, people will be sayin he is god.
Carlitos has never failed anywhere he's played.
His class speaks for itself and he will surely come good at Man Utd.
If Le Chacal trains for fitness and joins Man Utd . . . . .i will score vital goals.
C'mon . . . .with Rooney, Ronaldo and Scholes . . . . .i wld bang more goals than Adebayor.

@ Ruudie,

Ferguson didnt know Heinze would leave United.
He expected Heinze to fight his way back and take that position from Evra but Heinze lost confidence in himself.
All that being said, I can tolerate Silvestre if Neville + Rio + Vidic are on guard.

Tevez over-rated? I am having a fucking laugh.
How many English strikers are better than Apache?
Tevez aint over-rated or over-priced . . . . .He is one the best prodigious talents in the world at the moment.
Apart from Messi, Ronaldo and maybe Robinho . . . .Nobody is better than Tevez in their age group.
Judge Tevez from now onwards.

@ tkb417,

We lost Gareth Bale because as at that time he was available we had Evra, Heinze and Silvestre in the same position . . . . .
No LB player with ambitions will join a team reeking of such quality at the back.
If only Heinze had made his intentions known earlier, we wouldnt have been in this mess.
This aint Fergie's fault at all . . . . . . . .
Nevertheless, Silvestre is an adequate cover for Evra as long as there is Neville, Vidic and Rio plays with him.
The combination of Wes Brown and Silvestre playing at the same time in the back four is CATASTROPHIC.

@ tkb417,

Giggs got injured when we played Tottenham.
He didnt play against Sunderland, remember?
I understand what the gaffer is tryna do . . . . .He wants to bring Neville and Giggs in for Chelsea next weekend.
Oooooops . . . . . .new reports i am getting has changed, Giggs is going to Goodison, its now Fletcher and O'Shea that has been dropped.
United plays 3 matches in one week . . . . Its getting tedious.
Everton tomorrow, Sporting Lisbon on wednesday and Chelsea next sunday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We cannot afford to lose any player to any freaky injury now . . . .It will cost us!!!!!!!!!!

Hugoboi:
@ Jackal
I can now see why u got your fugly ass banned!!

Mr Hugoboi,

I don't know why u get erections on anything i do. You might get BLUE BALLS if this trend continues.
You don't have to like ma comments. I am pretty sure ma comments don't like your guts either.
The feelings are perfectly mutual so take your snoutz out of ma biznizz.
People FEAR what they don't understand . . . .Hate what they can't conquer.
Dont make me have the paramedics wrap your head up like a muthafucking HINDU.


@ Ruudie,

United kicks off at Everton by 12 noon.
Confirmed . . . .Wayne Rooney is in the squad going to Goodison so expect him to get a cameo appearance.
Fletcher is out for weeks and so is Giggsy.  Saha and Ronaldo are also rearing to go so expect anutha victory.
In 15 games played at Goodison since 1992 . . . . .Man Utd have won 12, Everton won 2 with a single DRAW.
Everton will be skinned alive.

50 cent is a media juggernaut.
His tentacles are spread globally and he will outsell Kanye West eventually.
Fiddy's 1st album has sold 10 platinums and the 2nd album(The MASSACRE) is currently on 7 plats.
He sold 2 million copies of THE MASSACRE in India.
It will be a biblical miracle if Kanye outsells him by the end of the 1st week . . . .
The production of this album far exceeds THE MASSACRE and the beats are very subliminal.
His primary audience of the suburban WHITE AMERICA will buy this album in the shiploads.
Never underestimate the power of FIFTY . . . . . . . . .

@ Doyin13,

Desert Eagles with a MERCURY explosive bullet is the key. . . . . . .


Imagine a normal bullet. From a small area around the extreme tip of the bullet, the normal cupro-nickel had been firmly sanded away to expose the lead inside. The sharp tip of the bullet had been slightly blunted, and into the nose a tiny hole had been drilled down the length of the nose-cap for a quarter of an inch.
Into this aperture a droplet of mercury was poured, then the hole was tamped with a drop of liquid lead.
After the lead had hardened, it too was filed and papered until the original pointed shape of the bullet tip had been exactly re-created.

Its far too complex to be used en masse except if factory-produced, banned by the Geneva Convention, more vicious than the simple dum-dum, the explosive bullet would go off like a small grenade when it hit the human body. On firing, the droplet of mercury would be slammed back in its cavity by the forward rush of the bullet. as when a car passenger is pressed into his seat by a violent acceleration. As soon as the bullet struck flesh, gristle or bone, it would experience a sudden deceleration.

The effect of the mercury would be to hurl the droplet forwards toward the plugged front of the bullet.  Here its onward rush would rip away the tip of the slug, splaying the lead outwards like the fingers of an open hand or the petals of a blossoming flower.
In this shape the leaded projectile would tear through nerve and tissue, ripping, cutting, slicing, leaving fragments of itself over an area the size of a teasaucer. Hitting the head, such a bullet would not emerge, but would demolish everything inside the cranium, forcing the bone-shell to fragment.

In other words . . . . . . I PACK HEAT these days so all VERMINS should beware.