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U need to see Ghana today.
Those lads played some amazing football and were technically better than Nigeria.
If Nigeria can beat Ghana . . . . . .They should win the Cup.
Spain is another team as they got a promising striker named BOJAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bwoy!!!!!!!!!!!!! That dude scores sweatlessly.

Benni McCarthy?

Whats wrong with u man?
Why not Arouna Kone and Arouna Dindane or Victor Obinna Nsofor.

5pm tomorrow.
The match will be LIVE on Eurosport 2.

toshmann:
them gals in cardiff are stupid, anyway i'm not interested. i love them black booties, you know what i mean i was in london for the carnival. OMG i saw booties booties booties booties from them london babes i was tempted to relocate

Dont be deceived by what u see. . . . . . . .it's a MIRAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Those black booties pack more DRAMA than the TROUBLE CHANNEL on SKY TV.
STIs, Frustration, Anger, Jealousy and Promiscuity are their vices.
If u relocate . . . .U will blame urself in the end.
Didn't go to the Carnival and i'm sure it was a good choice . . . . . Heard there were stabbings and violence thta marred the day.
UK and gang violence . . . . . .They just seem INSEPERABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ 9ja4eva,

Adriano is shit.
Thats anutha Baptista in the making.
I need European type centre-forward . . . .Ruud-esque kind of player with vision, positioning, goal sense and reflexes.
Huntelaar is the missing piece to complete United's jigsaw.

No wonder John Terry has been running his diarrhoea mouth off the park.
JT is a shining example of the STUPIDITY of footballers in the Premier League.
Whoever told him Premiership title are handed to clubs in August is deceiving him.
I would have thunk the classless bunch from West London would have learnt their lessons by now.
Buncha pillockz!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ toshmann,


I was just screwing with ur mind.
We like y'all gals down here . . . . .They r pretty easy-lays.

Cardiff? I have only been to the Millennium stadium and it was a horrible experience.
I dont plan to go there again. Twas the day United thumped Wigan 4-0 at the Carling Cup in Feb 2006.
Its a decent city . . . . for a Kopite like ya.

PEACE!!!!!!

@ 9ja4eva,

Be patient.
Criticise Ferguson when the transfer window slams shut.
Nothing is impossible at the moment.
David Gill and Ferguson has learnt to keep their mouths shut because of the money bags at West London.
Trust me, Ferguson will come out with a blueprint that will see United through the season.

Saha is back for Sunderland . . . .Rooney is well ahead of Schedule and Ronaldo is one match away from returning to the squad.
Things are not as bleak as the press are making it and trust the gaffer to figure out something.
We need bodies in the attack and i dont mind a big name . . . . .Any player with a striker's instincts will do for me.
They dont have to be Messi or Kaka . . . . .Just anyone decent.
Ibrahimovic or Ayo Makinwa will be just fyne.
Anyone thunk of Kevin Kuranyi?

@ Toss-man,

I dont stay in California. Only schooled there for a year and that was when i joined Nairaland.
Cldnt be bovvered to change ma location ever since. Big deal?

Le Chacal resides in Swiss Cottage area in North West London.
Look before u leap when u write ur heresies next time.

U have clean records with the British Police and reh reh reh.
Only few Scousers can boast of that and i am sure u cannot be among. Y'all got ASBOS issued on ya. Jobless wankers!!!!!!!!!

Scousers are the most disgusting set of people in England with their unruly behaviour.
How come majority of y'all live on Benefits. Ma Tax pays ur benefits be it housing, sign-on and fuckever.

Talking about wankers . . . .Liverpool packs em to the hilt.
The people with the most appaling accents and they smell like poop. All y'all are disgusting.

In conclusion, u can suck ma cock sideways. . . . . . . . . . .
U named the wrong pocket for the 8 ball.

@ 9ja4eva,

I will take Rasheed Yekini or Julius Agahowa at this stage.
We need a robust centre-forward and it was people like Ruudie and J-K that convinced Ferguson not to get Huntelaar.
Now shit hits the fan and they are scampering to get a striker at the 11th hour.
It doesnt work that way . . . . . .Make hay while the sun shines.

@ Rikkyjen,

U should know Banderas/Vieira suffers from astimagtism.
He doesn't know that was Cristiano taking the piss out on Ashley Cole.
Banderas thunk that was Cantona or Zidane??
That was Ronaldo at just 19 making Ashley Cole look like $1 defender.
He sat his ass down flat . . . . .I have never seen such dribble in ma life.

Dont count on it . . . . .
Have u forgotten when we needed to get a result against em 2 seasons ago at OT?
We were chasing Chelsea and we needed 3 points to cut the lead to 4 points and what happened?
The ball wont just sail in the net.
Rooney, Ronaldo, Giggs, Ruud and Saha . . . . . . .None of em could score.
That was the day i knew some things will never be no matter how hard u try.

@ tkb 417,

It wont be that easy.
They will come to OT and do it Reading-ish.
Line up everyone behind the ball and expect us to break em down.
With Rooney and Ronaldo . . . . .United has the master-key, without em enfantz terrible . . . . .we might STRUGGLE.
Nani has the fire-power and maybe SAHA can add the vibes.
As long as we clinch 3 points . . . . . .I dont mind the score-line.

@ Razorr,

Nah . . . . . . . . . .
The Sun backs the Champions.
When u win the title back in 3 years time . . . . . . . .They will back y'all up again.
For now . . . .their colour is RED with a DEVIL and a PITCHFORK.
Man Utd BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Debosky,

Ronaldinho got a RED for silly offences at the world cup.
Ronaldo is just 22. . . . . . He is still learning and i will say if he develops, he will be a greater player than Ronaldinho.
He has the world at his feet if y'all gunners let him settle down and do his business.
How many times has Dinho been dispossessed and grinned at La Liga.
Dinho won nothing last season . . . . .Ronaldo won a prem title plus all the individual awards England has to offer.
Need i say more?

@ tkb 417,

Trust Fergie to work something out.
He is on the phone with Bolton already and the ELK might be launched before friday.
Someone also said Diouf might be on his way to OT.
Wenger must be pissing his pants.

@ wormedup,

I think u have upgraded from reefer to crack-cocaine now.

Ronaldo is good in all the qualities of a footballer more than any other player in the world.

Ronaldinho.
Weaknesses . . . . . Doesn't track back, right leg is useless and he is poor aerially.

Kaka.
Weaknesses . . . . . .Aerially poor, shambolic with dead balls and tires out quickly.

Ruud.
Weaknesses . . . . .Cannot dribble, useless right leg, shambolic with dead balls, no killer passes and doesnt tackle or track back.

C. Ronaldo.
Weakness . . . . . . .NONE.

@ Wormedup,

Dont even go there.
Rio Ferdinand at Leeds was the best defender in the Premiership.
He is British and we all know how English players are over-priced.
In that manner . . . . . he was an astute buy and he didnt disappoint when he came to Man Utd.

Can u tell me any sense in buying SWP for 21 milla pounds
Shevchenko for 30 milla pounds?
Chelsea are twats when it comes to buying players in the transfer market.
U are the reason why Roman slipped on the world richest men league table from 11th to 16th.

Arsenal?
They are the poorest club amongst the BIG 4.
And to think they are in the capital should tell u their management sucks big time.
Wenger refuses to make that club a brand by signing dud players all the time.
Till Date . . . . . .Reyes is still their most expensive player and he was just 17 million pounds!!!!!!!!!!!
Arsenal even failed to pay it outrightly . . . . . they paid instalmentally like twats.

@ Razorr,

I think em cats lick their balls.
Every Liverpudian keeps a cat and they don't work . . . . .all of em thrive on benefits.
The city is a waste and thats why they don't walk alone . . . . .they depend on the government to thrive and survive.
Majority of em have been issued an ASBO. I wont be surprised if Toshmann does have an ASBO order on his name.
Binge drinking, violence and sex is their only vice.
Ma tax feeds em in Liverpool.
All Scousers are wankers.
Carragher was once caught wanking at Anfield.

@ wormedup,

Ronaldinho has lost his mojo.
A player that went to the world cup and scored ZILCH.
He is only living on past glories. Where was he when Madrid wrestled the title away from 'em.
Dinho couldnt even reach the advanced stages of UEFA last season with his brilliance.
At least, Ronaldo helped Man Utd get into S/finals of UEFA by teaching Roma 1 or 2 things about wing-play.

C. Ronaldo went to the world cup and blazed it.
Missed the awards because he had a spat with the English fans.
Came baq to the Prem with the world on his shoulders and won all his critics on his side.
He claimed all the individual awards in a league that had all Chelsea's multi-million pound squad.

Ruud Vs Ronaldo? Where did that come from?
Comparing an out n out striker with a winger?
Wormy, stop taking shroomz . . . . . . .It makes u hallucinate.
Are u seeing double? That comparison is like comparing Lehmann to Luis Figo?

@ 9ja4eva,

What happened to Bala Ezekiel or Ayo Makinwa?
Lets urge Ferguson to land Nigerian players on the cheap.

@ Debosky,

Those players cant join the main-stream Man Utd team.
They r reserve players and are yet to break into the 16-man squad that makes a team every weekend.
Campbell and Dong? C'mon . . . . . . . . . .
They are only good to humiliate Mourinho when we visit the Bridge again this season and they form guard of honour.
How humiliating for the likes of Terry and Essien to applaud Chris Eagles and David Jones?
Ferguson can sometimes be a self-servicer.

@ Banderas,

U are high on ur reefer again.
Are u one of those lads that prowl SOHO for weed?
Drogba/Robben  and Eboue are gold-medallists at the Olympics.
Eboue particularly will be taking Cote D'Ivore to the next Olympic games with his theatrics.
Saw how he gifted Arsenal the free-kick against Barcelona by SKIN-DIVING?

@ tkb417,

Get a player for 100 mil?
Aint u wicked? Do u want to kill Ferguson?
We shouldnt press the panic buttons just yet.
The departure of Rossi has come back to whup Ferguson's Scottish ass and i warned him.
Where can we get 2 good strikers 48 hrs b4 the end of the window?
Ferguson should sign Bala Ezekiel, Femi Opabunmi and Joatex Frimpong.

40 milla ma ass.
Who would pay 40 mill for Berbatov that was bought for 10 mil a season ago.
Thats gross!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If they cannot take 20 milla they should self-service off.
I am sure there are 10 milla strikers in Germany or Italy.
We just need bodies that can duplicate for Rooney and Saha when they get injured/suspended.

@ Loyika,

Its tiresome.
Sometimes i blame maself for being such an ardent supporter.
Only God know how much money and time i squander in watching Man Utd and these managers take the piss out of fans.
Granted, Fergie sold Rossi and Smith before Rooney's injury, Ronaldo's suspension and Ole's retirement but why can't he spread his tentacles and reach out to replace all the players that departed.
The world can't be short of strikers . . . . .He should go to Eastern Europe and sign strikers that are hungry to achieve. . . . .

As for Wenger, i think its a problem when u have managers that have spent more than 7 years in a club.
They tend to have undying love for some players and will TRUST em till death do em part.
Arsenal has no wingers at all and i cannot believe Wenger is overlooking that department.
Sometimes . . . tip tap doesnt work and u need a good winger to float crosses on to Adebayor's head but they wont budge.
They like to stick to their policy and prove stubborn . . .I can move to Cheshire in Manchester just to bite Fergie's big ears alone!!!!!!!

9ja4eva:
Any news on who we go buy?

Anelka or Berbatov

Berba is being considered as we speak.
Ferguson wants to splash 22 mil on him and tempt him away from Spurs.
The Bulgarian might fall for it plus he wants to play UEFA champions league.
Lets see if he gets tempted . . . .Apart from that David Gill is keeping it tight.
They dont wanna arouse the suspicions of Peter Kenyon who likes to hi-jack transfers.
United will sign one player before 31st.

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/sport/football/manchester_united/s/1014/1014672_22m_berbatov_is_reds_target.html

This is one . . . . . and please check the date.

@ wormedup,

Tell me a more complete player??
That runs rings on the left n right wing?
Good aerially, dribbles and outpaces and outjumps defenders?
Plays free-kicks and score spot-kicks?
Puhleeeeeeeease, i would like to know who is better than him as a more complete player.
Please dont mention Drogba or Joe Cole cos i will have ur ass grilled n sprinkled with chilli

Ya intel is faulty.
I get ma information first hand from various clubs.
Yakubu has been granted his work permit and has joined Everton for 11.25 milla.
I am sure the news is yet to reach any tabloid as we speak.

@ Loyika,

I had a dream Sparta Prague will come here and score 2 goals.
What r the chances of that happening.
Sagna is out but Senderos is back.

@ Loyika,

I am always right about ur actions.
Jackal is the only one that knows u inside out.
All ur sexcapades with ur Pastor's daughters and thingx and thangz.

Yakubu has won his case to join Everton.
I was hoping Ferguson will kidnap him as the case was dragging too long.
Where would United get a striker?
Maybe we should do a swap . . . . . . .Can Arsenal give us Van Persie for Silvestre or Chris Eagles?

@ Wormedup,

You gast to consider the exits as well.
No one knew Rossi, Smith and Solskjaer will depart.
Do the math and check the number of arrival versus exits.
As of today, Man Utd has just 3 strikers in their squad . . . .It wasnt like that when i was claiming we would win.
A lot has happened after then so slow your roll.
Dont hate United . . . .Appreciate!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

Dont worry about United.
We got the money . . .We got the brand that can attract anyone to us and we got exciting players.
I am sure Berba loves the prospect of joining Ferguson but he might be thinking abt LOYALTY.