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@ Toshmann,

I dont have Carling.
Pls manage Stella Artois or Heineken Beer.

Seun must be a clown.
Ban TV that is sold at 40 pounds @ Cash Converters.
How many of these kids even watch TVs when they got Video Ipods given to them in schools.
Kids that go to Cybercafes to browse and play games on their own.
Its even an excuse to dash to their friend's house across the street and stay there all night.
Violate em and u might be on ur way to jail.

@ Seun,

Do all those things u listed and they dial 999.
What do u do? They lie against u to back up their evil deeds.
Ma Dad assaults me sexually . . . . Bang! before u can spell ROBINSON, You are banged up in jail.
Tell us where u go from there?
Do u know how many parents rotting in Jail as we speak because they pamper their kids?

@ Doyin13,

He doesnt have caucasian ancestry.
Seun doesnt know how the system works.

@ Toshmann,

Can i buy u a drink?

@ Seun,
Better behaved than me?
You don't even know me so how do u know how well-behaved i am?
Please . . . . . . . its not an easy task.
You will get a shocker . . . .I think u need to travel down and see the way these kids behave at home.
Its either the social care takes the kid away from u or u are slapped with a police warning for NEGLIGENCE.

@ Seun,

I can bet ma mortgage on it.
You can't raise a kid here without BRUTALITY and expect em to be well-behaved.
Ask fathers and they will tell u it aint possible.
Even white folks spank their kids at home because these kids are morally corrupt.
No one is saying one should beat em with horse-whip or belts but a little spank here n there wont hurt.
The key is let em know why they r getting the smack . . . .trust me, they wont venture the deed again.

@ Seun,

Of course u can.
No one says u cannot but u will need BRUTALITY of some degree to achieve that.
You cannot raise em the way the government wants us to do it.
If u follow their guidelines u will be sorry . . . . . . . . . .


@ Gamine,

Whats so funny?
Dont make me . . . . .

@ Crazykid,

U disappoint me.
So u actually couldnt find who to believe on this forum and u had to believe RAZORR?
She's sneakier than Queen Jezebel.
Razorr is taking u for a . . . . . . . .

@ Doyin13,

Its true.
Doctors don't have the right to rat/grass the kids about abortion to their parents.
Thats privacy protection/infringement of child rights.
Parents can only be informed if the child wants them to know.
Child Rights ma ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/3939185.stm



@ Vieira,
Nandos? You are nice.
I would have taken her to KFC or Tescos for a sandwich pack.
Emirates ma ass.

@ Seun,

All that wont work.
If he/she calls 999 . . . . .Cops will come and take him home free of charge and slap u with a warning!!!!!!!!!!!!
The kids even gets home before u . . . . . .u are in trouble.
In short, u have given em an excuse to do some damages to ur new 50 inch LCD TV u bought for 2000 pounds.
Some of em will even pawn it for some loose change.

@ toshmann,

Seun wants to force kids to prostrate? How funny is that?
He will be lucky if that kid does not spit in his face.
Those Cardiff babes are something else . . . .one wink and they all go Hot and stuffs.
Whats with that city and SEX?

London chics are not too loose.
They make u go everywhere with them before they drop their knickers.
U start with church, cinema, shopping mall, restaurant, emirates or stamford bridge before ur bed.
If u do the math . . . .some couple of hundred quidz down the drain.
Spot the difference?

@ Seun,

These days, Discipline is all about BRUTALITY.
Damn, these kids are too heady and they are aware u cannot do ZILCH to them.
They don't listen and they sometimes talk back to their parents.
Its common to hear kids say . . . . Dad, don't be silly. . . . .Mummy, SHUT THE Bleep UP in the malls.
Go to the schools and see what teachers are facing.
In Nigeria, a kid understands their parents eye contact and body language.
Over here, they don't understand ZILCH . . . .they just do things the way they like and being backed by the government.

@ Vieira,

You are just the MAN.
If he had been shoved or given an upper-cut for sayin the N word in the past then he would have known the gravity of such a word
He used it freeluy because he had seen her parents say such about OBJ or Obafemi Martins.
Those kids are filthy little demons. . . . . .they need CONTROL and that is BEATING.

@ Razorr,

Jail is meant for people . . . .not for animals.
I am an African, i wont let an idiot in the Parliament teach me how to raise me kids.
Correct me if i am wrong, these MPS are ninnies who just drink and draft dud constitutions.
They don't have a clue.

@ Doyin13,

I think i heard that story.
They now teach those kids to dial 999 whenever they are not happy about anything.
I know one woman that sent her kid to Naija when she dialled 999 amnd social care peops came over.
She was like . . . . .Let her dial 999 when mosquitoes sucks his blood and Nepa strikes in Lagos.
The kid is hustling with Kings College dudes in Lagos now . . . . That was a laugh.


@ Akola,

Hawking is bad if it clashes with when kids should be in school.
Every child deserves the right to be in school.
What chu think?

@ Vieira,

Dont mind SEUN. He is taunting u.
He needs to see the degree of the moral decadence.
I was in a job centre one day when a child was messing with the computers.
A Security Officer(Nigerian) approached the kid in a very polite manner not to touch the computers and the kid yelled at him.
Everyone was so amazed when the kid said "Bleep OFF U NIGGER" . . . . .All eyez just turned on his mum.
What does that say about her? I still ask maself that question till this date . . . . .She only apologised to the Nigerian and went off.
Honestly, i wld have beaten that kid to a pulp if i was the mum . . . .  The N word just like that from a 7 yr old kid?
C'mon . . . . . These kids are going cuckoo.

@ Vieira,

U are the MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is why i love Nigerians in the UK . . . . . . . . . No nonsense . . . .ZERO TOLERANCE.
Those kids are wayward and the Government should carry the blame for the moral decedence.
Government is trying to force their ways into the family unit and decide how to train our own kids?
Thats the height of fuckery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Uncle V, Punish em well as u deem fit.
Let em know we are Africans and RESPECT begets RESPECT.
If they respect their elders then we will show em some respect as well.
My kids will hear it . . . . . .God help em if they stray or try to copy em whiteheads who dont value their parents.
I will jump-spank or super-spank their greasy asses until they learn RESPECT & OBEDIENCE.

@ Akolawole,

I said i was stubborn as a kid . . . . .NOT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jackal has changed alot so dont go there.
Everyone on NL will tell u i am the coolest, most reserved and most level-headed member.

They should warn em Educationist in Nigeria . . .
Anyways, i trust Africans, nobody tells em how to raise their kids.
They do it in their own way so it cannot work.
The Government will have to first combat kids that hawk wares when they should be in school studying before they ban canes.

toshmann:
@jackal

hahahaha the wisdom of the UK if i settle in this country, i'll go to prison because i will train my child with the cane my parents trained me that way, i did not die, i did not hate them instead i became a better man so why would i let my kids suffer while i'm alive, i'll rather have them misbehave while i'm in prison for having attempted to teach them the right thing.

i wont settle here and i wont marry all these senseless UK brought up girls who know nothing.

Exactly what i am thinking.
My Momma spanked me cos i was a very stubborn child.
I hate to be told what to do as a kid so i am always doing the opposite but i got served which made me what i am today.
If she didnt spank me . . . . .Maybe i wld be in Pentonville or Brixton prison by now.

Cant raise ma kid without caning the living daylight outta them.
If they stray, i will lash them . . . .I might start ordering for the Lagos koboko as a matter of fact to drill em.
If u raise em the way the government wants . . . .then expect em to be shot, go to prison or dead.
It has to be one of those options these days.

Maybe i should move to Cardiff or Belfast.
Those places have to be quiet and more relaxed.
London City is full of gangs. . . . . .MURDA DEM PUSSIES is the gang name in ma area.
These kids are fearless. . . . .they are about 50 in numbers with their hoodies and bikes . . . .They will thump anyone they hate without sweats.
Toshmann, start looking for a place for me to stay in ur area.
Le Chacal is runnin scared.

@ Doyin13,

Brixton boys are pussies where Manchester boys are.
They will shoot, loot and whup ur asses and blow back to Cheshire.
Mancunians dont give a phuck about the law and prison records reign supreme.
U will see father and son in the same prison for different offences.
Its a normal schitzo so dont phuck with Manchester geezers.
They r on TOP.

@ Doyin13,

Now u shot yourself on the foot.
MANCHESTER  POLICE CALL IT GUNchester.
The only part in the UK where cops carry GUNS and wear BULLET-PROOF vests.
Dont even compare . . . .  .Manchester is like COMPTON.
All the violence happening in London now are making headlines because London is the Capital.
Peops get SHOT in Manchester on a daily occurence and u wont find it on the dailies.
Manchester is a gravy place . . . . . .Dont go there otherwise DEATH becomes You.

@ Crazykid,

That is what they do.
Play on the coldest part of the city in Winter.
Do u know they move venues unlike here where we all know Man Utd must play at OT and Arsenal at Emirates.
Can Saha and Nani play on frozen pitch?
Dynamo Kiev away is my greatest worry . . . . . I wish we cld play em first and get it done with.
If we play em in December, DEATH BECOMES SAHA and TEVEZ.

@ toshmann,

How can one have good family value when the government doesnt even promote it.
A kid dials 911 that his parents are mistreating him/her and the police takes em to PRISON without investigating.
Social care takes the kid to a hostel where he/she learns from the streets and not the parents.
The government wants to take over parent's responsibility by forcing their laws on the parents.
How would that kind of kid grow to know his right from left?

Until they scrap the child rights, England will know no peace.
Have u seen this kids square up with their teachers in school?
As a teacher u are not even allowed to touch a kid . . . . .one touch and he/she screams sexual assault.
Police gets involved and the teacher loses his job or go to PRISON. That was how the moral decadence sprang from.
Parents are tired . . . . there's a corner at the back of ma house . . .its common to see 12 yr-old kids in a large groups drinking alcohol and shouting around 12 midnight. Group of young lads and lasses on bikes.
You ask where are their parents? Guess where? IN PUBS drinking and smoking their lives away!!!!!!!!!
So who corrects who?

Blimey!!!!!!!!!!!!!
England has lost it.
I don't see how this can ever be corrected until they scrap Child Rights.
Children should not have a right because they are not responsible for their own actions.
Whatever happens to em? The parents have to answer for it and these parents are not even allowed to spank em.
Isnt that fuckery?

@ Crazykid,

I love ur optimism, son.
The only snag is going to Rome again after seeing what happened to United fans the last time.
UEFA must be an ass for potting us together but i hope all parties have learnt their lessons.
Dynamo Kiev remains ma only worry . . . . .the weather will affect Ferguson himself . . .His chewing gum will freeze.

@ Toshmann,

Good argument.
If the UK is allowed to carry guns like the YANKS then the Met. Police will carry guns as well and things might be OK.
It means the attacker is forewarned that his victim might also be carrying a gun.
Maybe it will reduce the violence on our streets.
Things become attractive when u make a big deal out of it.

Look at the astronomical rate of teenage pregnancy in UK.
Girls of 12 and 13 are getting pregnant faster than Thierry Henry on PS2'S FIFA 07.
Why? Because the parents and the society makes sex such a big deal.
In Netherlands . . . Land of sex and prostitution . . .Children in elemntary school watch pornographic movies in the classroom.
They use porn movies to teach sex education. They have watered down the effects and the anxiety on those kids.
Its no big deal to em kids because they have seen all what's not about SEX thus reducing their teenage pregnancy to the barest minimum.

I can't imagine raising ma kids in this country.
Its too dangerous!
Tottenham? Brixton? Peckham? In short everywhere is polluted.
Even inthe posh West London, u now have gangs of rich kids and those ones are the worst.
They have rich fathers who will talk to the po-pos or bail em out immediately they got shopped by their neighbours.
Police tell em who shopped/grassed em and they come back to attack their grasses.
So people don't even say shit these days . . . .Eye witnesses don't say nuthing when questioned. Who wants to die?

Nottinghill Carnival is a very good excuse for these lads to clash.

There's a kinda post code war in London.
Hackney Boys and Tottenham Boys dont see eye to eye.
Everyone represents a post code and if u stray and find urself stranded in any of the rival postcodes then death looms.

At the Carnival . . . . These lads get to meet eye to eye in a neutral ground.
Peops carry guns, knives and all kinda weapons to the carnival in case things turn ugly.
What happened on Monday was to be expected by the Police . . . They should have seen it coming.

@ Akolawole,

What area of London?
If its SOUTH-EAST . . . . .then its a normal occurence.
I havent been to the south east area for over 12 months now.
The lads down there are WILD.

KILL FOOTBALL?

Everything kills these days.
Men Kill . . . Women Kill . . . .Sex kills . . . . Car Kills . . . What doesn't.
Should i go on? Tobacco kills . . . . Alcohol Kills . . . . . Drugs kill . . . . . . Money Kills.

We cannot kill football because it KILLS.
The gun/knife violence is on the rise in the UK and its appaling.
I blame the government cos they seem to have lost control on how to take charge.
Child rights, Animal rights and freedom of shit is what causes this mayhem.
Until those stuffs are re-addressed . . . . Violence will continue to reign.

@ Akolawole,

How many straight thinking men in UK hate watching football on Telly.
Somebody somewhere musta told his Dad about his son no matter how crack-addicted his father can be.
Footie is a big business in England and people dont mess about with such good news.
Families are transformed by a kid playing football at a professional level especially in the premier league.
Being raised by a single parent means Zilch . . . . .

Glen must have played in many youth/age-grade competitions before he made it to West Ham.
He must have been seen on the telly before he made it to Chelsea . . . .I can argue that from Bombay to Budapest.
Why must everything start with Chelsea? Please don't bring that into it at all.
Wayne Rooney was taken to a bookie store at age 12 by his uncle that he would represent England at the world cup.
Age 12? That was 1997 . . . . . .Blimey!!!!!!!!! The bookie musta seen him on TV before setting an odd of 250/1 on him.

@ Razorr,

If i may . . . . . .
How old is this Lordi that he loves breast-milk like his life depended on it.
Is he less than a year old or its just that ur CHESTICLES are just something outta this world that makes him DROOL?
I hope and pray these CHESTICLES of urs wont crash this FORUM. I pray God answers . . . Maybe i should ask nicer!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lordi called me just now . . . . . .
He's preparing his sermon.

Jackal takes cover . . . . . . .
Nails, Bottles, Bullets, Halo-tips, etc.
Where's ma umbrella, kevlar bodysuits?
Someone's about to be shot . . . . , . . .

Let Loyika and Uncle Kit see that . . . .
U are in for a fight today. Better u put on ur FIGHT MODE cos no one will save ur ass.
Arsenal is 20/1? Now the bookies are taking the piss.

Are they not considering DUDU?
Van Persie? Sagna and Gallas?
This is horrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHELSEA is the biggest club where?

They are not even the biggest in London.
Dont even start . . . . .Chelsea aint big at all.
Fan base, Stadium Capacity and Merchandises are what makes a club BIG.
If we take all that into consideration . . . . . . . Arsenal is greater!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Hahahahahahaha,

Champions league odds mean shit.
Real Madrid is 13/1
AC Milan is 11/1 and Valencia is 29/1.
If u ask me, all these clubs are bigger than Chelsea.
The odds aint a determinant here . . . . . . .
Akola, please school Razorr a bit on footie issues.

@ Akolawole,

So are u saying Chelsea gave Glen Johnson the limelight?
Johnson's been with West Ham since 2001 and i am sure his Dad must have seen him on Match Of The Day in those days.
Chelsea did ZILCH for him cos he would have been a better player today if he was in another big club asides Chelsea.
He hasnt developed as a player cos Mourinho refused to reckon with him at Chelsea.

@ Loyika,

I cant believe Arsenal became ARSEKI just like that . . . . . . . . . Nothing is impossible.
Well . . . . its not as bad as the tabloids are making it and i see a lot of positives in the mood.
Dein still loves the gunners and he wants to make em a force to be reckoned with in world football.
My only worry is Arsene Wenger considering the cordial relationship he has with Dein . . . . .Will he now leave?
Is this what he's been waiting for? Is this why he hasnt signed the dotted lines?
Its an issue to ponder about for all y'all GUNNERSKI.

On footie issues . . . . . . .
Arsenal will def'ly qualify from that group.
Worst case scenario . . . . .they will come 2nd easily. I dont really envisage any problems for y'all.
Sevilla can only huff and puff and the best they can get is maybe a win on their soil.
All Arsenal needs to do is win all their home matches and get a draw/win somewhere else.
Man Utd has the most difficult group out of all the Premiership clubs.
Going to Dynamo Kiev in the winter . . . . . . . . .Apache's balls will FREEEEEEEEEZE.

@ Razorr,

Where would u keep all those fans won by ur entertaining football?
Is that same Stamford Bridge with 40,000 capacity? C'mon . . . . . . . . . . .
Chelsea needs a bigger stadium and they need it fassssssssssssssssssst.
A bigger stadium might just be the key so that there will be more holders of the season-tickets.
When all that is done . . . . then Mourinho should now deploy entertainment and other kizzacks.