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@ 9ja4eva,

Our group is the toughest . . . . .Make no bones about it.

That Dynamo Kiev is a very tricky place to go to especially this winter.
I hope SAHA's ballz wont freeze up . . . . . . . . . . .
There was a season Arsenal went there and Kanu missed a glorious chance . . . . .When Wenger was asked what he felt about Kanu's miss, he said i dont blame him. . . . The temperature was sub-zero.

Roma will also be tricky. WE cant beat em 7-1 ever again but it gives us the edge that we are more superior than em.
Totti and his goons will be seeking vengeance and that will be tough.
The only positive here is if all United players remain fit . . . . .we are more than capable of beating the Italians.
I hate Italian jobs . . . . .They can be very very sneaky.

@ Gamine,

No Finance, No Romance?

I disagree with u.
There's no reason for me to spend on ma woman before i get romance.
Afterall, we both enjoy it  . . . . . .Is it only the man that enjoys romance?
The quality time i give ma woman should replace the money/funds and that settles it.
My woman should work and fend for herself and not expect me to buy her sanitary pads or fix her hair for her.

What are we talking about here?
In ma own neighbourhood, the ladies will not even allow u to pay for anything on a date . . . Everyone goes DUTCH!!!!!!!!
Are you trying to say women should prostitute themselves before they . . . . . . . . . .?
Looking at this intrinsically, . . . . You are practically saying MEN have to pay their way to find ROMANCE.
Blimey!!!!!!!!!If that aint prostitution then we have a warped definition of the word.

@ Kitaun,

U aint seen nuthing yet.

Maldini won best defender.

Seedorf won best Midfielder.

Kaka will win next striker.

Milan are bloody cheats.

Berlusconi must have given Platini some dough.

Seedorf wins the best midfielder.

Maldini wins the best defender.

Is this a scam?

Man Utd and Roma in Group F.

Dang it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sevilla will punish the gunners. . . .
What a luck?

What about Dida or Reina?
Reina who saved penalties against the Russians!!!!!!!!!

Arsenal in Group H.
Milan in Group D.
Man Utd in Group F.

PETR CECH WINS THE BEST GOAL-KEEPER IN EUROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am happy for HIM.

@ Dinozzo . . . . . .

I am a vault of information.
Sorry about that.
What next for Arsene Wenger now?
I thunk some of them were saying it can never happen . . . . . .
It has happened at last.

BREAKING NEWS.

DAVID DEIN has sold his remaining shares in Arsenal for 75 million pounds to a RUSSIAN billionaire.
Russians are taken over the Capital . . . . . . . .Arsenal is now ARSEKI.
ALISHER USMANOV is his name . . . . . . . . ARSENAL is in trouble . . . . .Wenger will now leave.
Where's Loyika?

For Bleep's Sake . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

UCL starts at 5pm.
Its scary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
United . . . . .Pls dont draw any big team.

@ Banderas,

Cat got ur tongue?
Did u find the word IGNORANUS or not? Maybe ur dictionary needs a spell checker as well.
Bloody oaf!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemme tell u something . . .  . . . . . . .
Always try to know the weakness of ur opponent before u start attacking him of something.
My biggest pet peeve is when u r not up to something and u are claiming to know.
First all, Cantona was a midfielder . . . . . .now, Ignoranus does not exist?

I am a wordsmith and with ma eyes closed . . . . .I will write a better English than u can ever do.
Never, i repeat, never in ur life compare me with ur moronic self when it comes to writing English Language.
You this IGNORANUS. U can keep ur apologies . . . . I dont need it, u Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Banderas,

You are an idiot.
I compared your intelligence to a glowing splint because a glowing splint is DULL.
You have to re-ignite it to make an INFERNO. I don't have to compare it with an INFERNO to know a splint is dull.
Stop joining issues with me. Where's your IQ, young teenager?


IGNORANUS is Ignorant + Anus(Ignorant asshole)
I don't expect a cretin like u to understand, English Scholar.
Check an urban dictionary and get back to me if there's IGNORANUS or not.
person = fucking retard.
Asstard= asshole + retard.
You are very clueless . . . . .I have told u, get some EXPOSURE.


P.S. I don't stay in USA, I stay in the UK so i am expected to spew good English than u do in your ghetto.
Who does this asshat think he is?
Get a spell checker on a blog? Are u insane?
I can write better than your whole ancestors put together . . . .  .Wanking pillock!!!!!!!!!

9ja4eva,

Sheva is coming to Man Utd.
Akola said so . . . .

@ Banderas,

Would u call a glowing splint BRIGHT as compared to an inferno?
You are the biggest ninny on Nairaland.
One of ma biggest pet peeves is when someone claims to know what he doesn't know.
This is ma last straw and please avoid me when i make comments.
I don't join issues with fucktards and ignoranus like u . . . .I ma let Loyika take over where your wack brains stopped.

@ Loyika,
I wont stop taunting Arsenal because i can't stop.
Tara Patrick and Heather Hunter? They have nuthing to do with Arsenal and Man Utd.
We have 9 titles u have 3 in the last 15 years . . . . .Need i say more?
I hope Arsenal draws 3 strong teams this time around so we see how DUDU performs.

@ Loyika,

We will reply ur posts until u start regarding Man Utd a superior force to the Arses.
How can u come here and spew bunkum about I-man.
He will reply ur posts over and over again until u acknowledge Man Utd as the best in this land.
Cesc will never pin a shirt in Spain regardless of what Xavi and Alonso plays unless they get crocked.


No one said Heinze was the best left back defender in the world, i said he was the best in the Premiership.
Dont twist the facts. Heinze kicks asses more than Ashley Cole or Gael Clichy.
Ronaldo will kick asses this season cos i have seen what every other player has to offer.
Cristiano rules while others drool. . . . . .I can remember u picking him in ur best team just last year now u have changed.
Loyika, u are a snake . . . .sorry, u are a turtle, nah . . . . . U are a militant.

@ 9ja4eva,

Tha plonker was just joking.
Huntelaar ma ass.

@ A-40,

Chelsea Vs Barca is the highlight of UCL these days.
I will be surprised if they dont meet again either in the group or the elimination stages.

@ Razorr,

Please stop cracking me up.
The only thing on the news is Abrahamovic's trip to meet Platini.
He wants to complain Dinho's brother has taken the piss out of him.
Dinho in Chelsea? Try Gerrard in Everton.

@ Banderas,
Jackal speaking to dogs should be a welcome idea . . . .Why do u think i am a Jackal(DOG FAMILY).
Your football knowledge is shallow . . . one can tell u started watching Arsenal this year.
My Use of English will take u back to elementary school to start all over again, u filthy cretin!!!!!!!!!!!

Banderas:
I-man, come on! Why must you start insulting? Mate, if you want to argue, argue and be polite, all this teenager nonsense is annoying. If you say he's a striker, then prove it and I'll withdraw. I'm not a manU fan but I've always seen his play for Manchester United as midfield, and not offence

Is that English? I have always seen his play for Manchester United? Seen his play or seen HIM play.
So who can spell now? Mr person!!!!!!!!!!!
Your IQ is less than 22.


To set the records straight, CANTONA is a STRIKER.
Ronaldo holds the record of the highest scoring midfielder in the history of the Premiership with 17 goals.
Lampard held the records with 16 goals until Ronaldo outscored him last season. Capice?
Please go and learn football.
Jackal and I-man will take u to the cleaners everytime u comment with your dud knowledge.

Someone calls himself a Jackal and its news to u that he is barking . . . . .Is that something unheard of?
Are u this dumb and retarded?
How old are you? I will be surprised if u are more than 11 years of age.
The knowledge and brilliance u have shown on this thread all morning is as dull as a glowing splint.

@ Akola,

No way. Sheva my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!
Give us Drogba and we will give u guys O"shea to help in ur defence.

@ Razorr,

Stop lying.
Chelsea cannot afford Ronaldinho.

@ Akola,

I wont forgive u for that statement.
So u log on to Nairaland and u don't post.
You are in trouble . . . .I am going to create a thread for u.

@ Banderas,
Go and preach age in the Church and Mosque.
People will disrespect u if u continue to say Henry scored at OT last season.
As a matter of fact, You are older than me and i will say u are a slowpoke.
What do u want to do about that?

@ I-man,
Only an idiot will argue Cantona is a midfielder and not a STRIKER.
Ahhhhhh . . . . .I see his point,  he probably thinks because Cantona wears number 7 . . . .he must be a winger thus a midfielder.
Can u see the kind of people that support Arsenal.
Definitely, Boulahrouz is a striker wearing number 9 shirt for Chelsea last season.
Gunners have the highest muppets as followers . . . .thats why they underachieve.

@ I-man,

Loyika's views are warped.
He knows what to say but sheer patriotism wouldnt let him.

@ Wormedup,
Taking last season into consideration, Ronaldo edges it by a mile.
He was the best player in the world in 2006/07 football season including the world cup.

@ Banderas,
Forget about it.
You need fat doses of EXPOSURE.

@ Akola,
Ma bad . . . . . . .Abedi Pele?
Is Samson Siasia better than George Weah?
Siasia scored in the world cup and won nations cup, innit?

You are back . . . . .
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No more arguments . . . . Akola is back.
In short, Akola anything u say is correct.
Lassanna Diarra is the best player in the world if Akola says so.
Where the Bleep have u been?
Lets go to chelsea thread . . . . .The King is back.

@ Loyika,

Ronaldo was outstanding last season and he is the best player in the Premiership.
Until someone else wins it. . . . . . . He is the best player. Take it or leave it.
Man Utd is sitting 10th on the table but they are still being regarded as the Champions. Any reason for that?
AC Milan are European Champions and until someone else wins it in May . . . .They are the CHAMPIONS.
I don't understand why Nigerians find that hard to follow . . . . . . . .

So its now between Tevez and Eduardo not Ronaldo and Fabregas . . .
It will soon become Vidic and Lehmann . . . . .Dont twist and turn.
Tevez hasnt delivered but he will deliver . . . . .there's no doubt about that.
Apache went to Copa America while Eduardo had 2 months rest to cool off. Has Gilberto Silva delivered or Messi of Barca?
Read between the lines . . . . .Apache had a hectic summer than Cesc or Eduardo or whoever.

Ronaldo had a more brilliant season than Kaka.
I don't care what Kaka does at UCL . . . . .Kaka never really had anything to play for while Ronaldo was kicking asses at Everton, Man City and Liverpool last season. AC Milan was just fighting to finish 4th while Chelsea was chasing United to wrestle the title away.
It was a different situation for both teams. Ronaldo played more games than Kaka.
Kaka only scored 18 goals as a striker in 46 games last season so whats the comparison here?

Loyika . . . . .  .stop comparing Kaka and Ronaldo.
Ma argument is name me any Arsenal player better than Ronaldo as of this day . . . .and u are stuttering.
Do u now support AC Milan or whats the point here?
Ronaldo had a more brilliant season than Kaka. PERIOD.
Kaka only had a brilliant UEFA run but Ronaldo was brilliant in all competitions last season.


@ Banderas,
You are just simply moronic and i aint surprised.
Many gunners are that way.
If u can tell me how dogs operate ATMs and do shopping for Disabled owners in ASDA and SAINSBURYS then u should know DOGS watch footie.
I wont bore u with the details but maybe EXPOSURE is what u are lacking.

@ wormedup,
Your point is worthless . . . How else does FIFA judge the best player? Do they judge em by one decade/millennium?
Best players in the world are judged just by 1 season . . . .Fucking Hell . . . .R u a footie fan at all?
Currently, Ronaldo is the best player . . . .Take it or leave it.
23 goals with 19 assists in a season is a virtuoso performance for a midfielder.

@ A-40,
Very reasonable.
One of the very few brilliant gunners.
It defies logic how u support these group of pillocks.

@ Banderas,

When i said 19 assists . . . . .I meant for the whole season NOT premiership games ALONE.
C'mon use your head.

Now we talk about goals . . . . You are saying lets discuss this season.
The season has not ended so i cannot discuss this season with u.
Fabregas himself cannot say he is better than Ronaldo in any football skill. He is a young puppy.
Cesc cannot even hold a shirt down in Spain while Ronaldo calls the shots in Portugal.

FYI, ma dog watches Man Utd with me and barks when United scores!!!!!!!!!!!
Ma dog is more astute than u are because it knows Henry didnt score @ OT.
Comparing Fabregas that scored 2 goals in the Prem last season to Ronaldo's 17?
How smart are u?
Pass the weed . . . . . .its not working for u.


You are too weak-minded to discuss footie with me.
Let Loyika, Kitaun and Vieira do the honours.
Go back to your TV box and learn where Henry scored last season by heart.
Bloody asshat!!!!!!!

@ Banderas,

Your mistake was appaling.
I suddenly realised i shouldnt be arguing with u because u don't know Bleep ALL.
My Dog knows Henry didnt score a goal at OT so for u to say it was a mistake . . . . it simply means my Dog is more intelligent thatn u are.
And since i will not argue with ma Dog(a lower animal) then there's no point dragging this case with me.
You need to go and learn where Henry scored all his goals last season before You and I can sit on the table to discuss footie.

You came here to print out Fabregas' assists compared to Ronaldo.
What about the goals scored by the 2 players? Cesc scored 4 goals in 54 appearances. Ronnie copped 23 goals in 53 games.
Are u not sane enough to know it takes something special for a player to have that high number of assists plus 23 goals in a season?
Bloody Hell . . . . . .You must come from the land of Philistines!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ J-K,

Dont worry.
Saha has visited Pastor Joshua of Synagogue in Lagos.
He will be having no more injuries till he clocks 50.
Tha French lad is ready to unleash on the Prem . . . . . . .
I still think Ferguson needs to buy 2 strikers though cos we are back to the same problem that knocked us out of UCL last season.

Banderas:
My final opinion is that you really need to get a spell checker.

Last season, Henry scored a sweet goal at OT (I think the colour tubes of your TV are dodgy)

This has finally confirmed u are the biggest idiot that supports Arsenal.
Henry scored a good goal at OT?
Its either u are half-blind or your TV is mal-functioning or better still, your brain is warped.
FYI, Adebayor scored a goal at OT not Henry . . . . Henry didnt even kick a ball at OT when Arsenal visited.
You are so useless and pathetic . . . . .Loyika, your disciples need education on football.

Get a spell-checker? My left pinkie can write a better english than your warped mind.
You are the one that needs a spell-checker because u are dumb, a gay and a person.
How can u say one's opinion is shit when it prevails . . . .aint u an ignoranus?
Ma opinion is what the FA feels . . . . .Let Stevie Gerrard go and yank the awards of Ronaldo if your opinion is right.
You got 2 eyes and u cannot see with em . . . . .Maybe u should lend Stevie Wonder your eyes because u are not doing a good job with urs.

@ I-man,

Those fuckeries wont leave me alone.
Blah Blah . . . . .Ronaldo is this, Ronaldo is that.
They will never see anything good in Man Utd.
How can any idiot say because Ronaldo had a bad game at San Siro then it means he is shit?
What a moronic rant?
Milan rested their players in the weekend before the match but Ronaldo plus others had to play to keep the title chase running.
United players were tired plus all the back 4 were missing . . . . .why wont Kaka triumph at Milan?
Bloody idiots . . . . . .Gunners make me wanna puke.

@ Chuckdee4 and Bandit,

I have seen a better gunner who can analyse things well.
All y'all are buncha fuckeries so i wont waste ma time pitting wits with fucktards.
No player has 100% good games.

Ronaldinho had horrible games in the past where he cldnt kick a ball.
Does that make him useless? No.
Thierry Henry in the last 3 seasons didnt kick a ball at OT . . .had poor games but does that make him dud?
Lets argue objectively . . . .Overall, i dont see any player better than Ronaldo in England.
Well. . . . . .its ma opinion.
Unfortunately for u wankers, it is FA's opinion as well so Jackal must be seeing things in the right way.

@ Loyika,

All that Epistle because of me . . . .
Le Chacal must be giving u some serious hard-on . . .
Lemme tackle u one by one and make u sit your ass down the way Ashley did.

First all. . . . . .  
United has been shooting blanks because they miss 3 of their goal factories.
Lets be frank . . . . .Rooney + Saha + Ronaldo scored more goals than the whole Liverpool team last season.
Take those 3 out without able replacements was always going to cause drought!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You don't need a rocket scientist to know that.

Apache is not an arrow-head . . . . He's been played out of postiion.
You don't have to bring his case out in your epistle to the Romans . . . .
WHERE UR GUNS AT caption was before ROONEY and RONALDO went to the wilderness so events have clearly overtaken that.
Whats your problem with Utd's attack and comparing Eduardo to Tevez? Are u alcoholic?
Dudu is off the mark because Arsenal has no present injuries to any of their strikers.
Why not play DUDU on his own upfront and see what he does . . . . .Just because he tapped in last night . . .Dudu is the new Henry.
Against which club did he score. . . . . .Sparta Prague? Loyika, u should be ashamed of yourself.
A club RVN scored 4 goals against @ OT without breaking sweats . . . . . .Take that up your ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now to Ronaldo . . . . . .
When United went to Milan was just a match and Ronaldo didn't triumph.
What happened when Milan came to OT? Who triumphed? Ronaldo or Kaka?
What happened when a highly defensive Roma came to OT? who triumphed.
How do u judge 2 players by a single match . . . . . .so because Henry didn't triumph against Barcelona, it means Guily is better than him?
your analogies makes me want to puke . . . .Its now about who triumphs in matches.
Ok . . . . . .Luis Garcia is better than Robben because Luis Garcia triumphed against Chelsea in 2005 and Robben didn't.
What a perfect way to analyse players . . . . Arsenal fans . . . You are all pillocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You keep refering to last season when Arsenal did a double on Man Utd.
Now tell me . . . .was it not the same Arsenal Ronaldo disgraced at Highbury. That team was even stronger than last seasons.
Cristiano scored 2 goals in 3 minutes . . . .Shoot! It was in Highbury against Cole, Viera and Pires.
He disgraced Wenger and made Lauren and Campbell look like assholes . . . .What do u say to that?
In the same season, he helped United stop Arsenal's unbeaten run at OT. . . .a match doesnt make a player, a season does.
Lets see what pans out this season . . . .Only a fool will disregard Ronaldo's prodigious talents.
He is better than any Arsenal player of today . . . .Not even Van Persie can do half of what he does on the pitch.
He is young, lethal and can change a match with a moment of brilliance.
Love him, respect him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ I-man,

Why is Ferguson not using him?
The lad is a strong striker but Fergie never plays him at the senior level.
I have a feeling Fergie wants to give em lil kids their chance to cut it at the big stage.
Meanwhile, i hope SAHA will be back this weekend . . . . . .Last thing i heard, he got injured trying to help his missus in a mall.
That gay is so fragile.