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@ Loyika,

Ma indo supplier has been arrested for possession with intent to supply.
He's currently banged up at Pentonville(near Vieira's apartment).
So, i have not been weeding in the last 2 weeks so ma heard is clear.

Where have u been? I thought u was banned as well.
Something tells me u wld have been here 1st thing on Monday had United dropped points against Spurs.
Its always a bad weekend for u anytime United loses at the Premiership.
I reckon a United fan slept with ur girl/friend not too long ago . . . .

@ Loyika,

Comparing Kaka and Ronaldo poses more questions than a CCNA examination.
The 2 of em don't play the same position so they are very difficult to assess.
In Ronaldo, we are talking about the most complete football player in the world.
The best left and right winger in the whole English league.
Aaron Lennon of SPURS buys Man Utd matches on DVD to study how Ronaldo glides on the pitch.
Why does Gael Clichy claim Ronaldo is the best player that he has played against? Any clue?
Its simply because Clichy took the meal out of him.
Read between the lines . . . . .Ronaldo is class . . . . Theres no player in Arsenal of today better than him.

@ Vieira,

I dont expect less from U(GUNNER)
As a matter of fact, Ronaldo has never disgraced anyone in a Gunners shirt.
I will let real footie fans who has no bias to spit on the issue.
Everyone knows u are a biased gunner who cant see anything beyond ur freckled nose.
Ronaldo has been disgracing Ashley Cole since 2003 . . . . .when Martin Keown jumped on Van Nistelrooy.
I have tapes to back that theory so u r entitled to ur biased opinions.

@ tkb417,

Rafa is a light-weight when United comes to the party.
He is yet to record a single victory against Ferguson at the Premiership.
Ferdinand is their husband . . . . . .He loves doing em up the ass.
Go RIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Uncle Banderas,

Your TV might be having colour defects.
Dont confuse Chelsea/Man Utd match at OT last season to Euro 2004 or the World cup
In Euro 2004, Ronaldo outplayed Ashley Cole. Cole was nut-megged couple of times.
Highbury Showdown, Ronaldo disgraced Cole.
FA cup cinal 2004/05  . . . . Ronaldo still disgraced Cole many times.
Cant wait to see em pit wits again this season . . . .There will only be one winner except Cole gets help from Malouda.
In the FA cup, Chelsea doubled on Ronaldo thus making him ineffective(nice job from Mourinho).

You see?
This season was 2004/05 season after the PIZZAGATE at OT.
Shoot! Arsenal wanted a revenge because United stopped their unbeaten run in a dubious manner.
Vieira went to challenge Gary Neville in the tunnel just before the match . . . and Keano had to step in.
Bang . . . . Match started and Ronaldo scored 2 goals and was the man of the match.
Ashley Cole was disgraced times without number and Man Utd won 4-2 even with 10 men as Silvestre got a red card for butting Ljunberg.

Have u forgotten EURO 2004? Portugal Vs England?
Cristiano Ronaldo versus Ashley Cole?

Why does Clichy claim Ronaldo is the best winger he has played with?
He said he loves the way Ronaldo took the milk outta Cole(Clichy's role-model) relentlessly.

@ Banderas,

Now i know u dont watch footie.
How many goals did Ronaldo score on the night @ Highbury Showdown?
Ronaldo was taking the piss outta ur midfield and defence . . . . .He scored 2 goals in 3 minutes at Highbury.
The only player to do so in the history of Highbury.
He made Cole look like $1 defender as he kept nibbling and nibbling at him despite frayed tempers of Vieira and Keane.

Ghana 1-0 Brazil.

Ghana played Brazil off the park despite playing with 10 men for 45 minutes.
I have never seen such ENERGY, DETERMINATION and DRIVE in any AFRICAN team.
The Referee even added 6 mins after 90 minutes to help the BRAZILIANS but Ghana remained defiant.
From what i have seen, this Ghananian team will take some STOPPING.
Nigeria should watch out.

@ Razorr,

Gimme ur account number and SWIFT code.

@ Banderas,

Now i am sure u dont watch English league 3 years ago.
There's no point arguing with u.
Highbury showdown, Ronaldo disgraced Cole.
At the FA cup final . . . . .Ronaldo disgraced him.
Can u remember the beef match at OT? The day Martin Keown jump-slapped Ruud? Ronaldo disgraced Cole on the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lemme even go further to say Ronaldo outwited him at EURO 2004.

@ Razorr,

Essien is not a defender.

@ Razorr,

Go to Chelsea's website and tell us the position Essien plays.
Michael Essien is a midfielder.
Whether he plays as a defender or not is academic.

Ghana is currently leading Brazil by 1-0

Whether the ball crossed the line or not is being debated but the Referee gave the goal to Ghana.
Its 66 minutes now and i pray Ghana wins because they deserve it but BRAZIL has turned up the HEAT on em.

OMG . . . . . . .Ghana's goalie is better than Petr Cech.
Fucking Hell . . . .This guys reflexes and positioning is top-notch.
Are we sure this guy is 17 . . . . . . . .
If i am to follow Bala Ezekiel's forgery, this goalie cannot be less than 30 yrs of age.

@ Razorr,

Essien is NOT a defender.

@ Banderas,

Ronaldo hasn't disgraced who yet? R u shitting me?
SHOOT . . . . . . .FA CUP final of 2004/05, Arsenal Versus Man Utd that went to penalties.
Go and dig out the archives and tell me how many times Ronaldo took the piss out of Ashley Cole.
Ronaldo disgraced Ashley more than 5 times in that match . . . .
Arsenal Vs Man Utd at Highbury(2-4) where Ronaldo scored 2 goals in 3 minutes . . . . .He made Cole look like a $3 defender so many times.
Y'all guys are talking as if Ashley Cole started his career at Chelsea . . . .Ronaldo has been disgracing him since 2003.

Roma FC? Now u are taking the piss. . . . . . You have impressed me so far, please don't derail.
How many goals did Roma FC concede before that match?
They had the best defensive record in the Champions League before that match . . . .Go n check their records.
Roma came to OT thinking they would take United out and that was where they missed the kizzack.
Within 90 minutes . . . . ,  7 goals popped in and death becomes the Italian side.

I am not sayin Tevez will play better ONLY when Ronaldo comes . . . .
Tevez will play more effectively when played in his desired position.
Apache plays really well when he supports an out n out striker.
Was he left on his own at West Ham or in Argentina?
In Argentina, he has Crespo and Messi . . . . .In West Ham, he had Zamora and Sheringham.
In Man Utd . . . .he has only himself.

@ Banderas . . . . .

Tevez is being played as an arrow-head . . . . .That is not his strength.
Apache cannot play as a lone striker. Its like having Ronaldo as a lone striker.
Carlos Tevez is a supporting striker and can only play effectively when he has a player ahead of him.
Judge him when he has a strike partner and a good play-maker to set things up.
He was bought purposely to complement Rooney and Ronaldo and NOT to replace them.
Judge Essien in the midfield when Terry or Ferreira comes back. Is that an error?

@ Razorr,

Ronaldo disgraced em in the famous 1-0 victory at OT in 2005/06 season.
Cristiano took the piss out of Terry many times at the World Cup and disgraced Carvalho countless times in the Prem.
Carvalho bagged a yellow card and was fouling Ronaldo times without number.
Terry was also disgraced once when Ronaldo skipped past him but RUUD was wasteful on the night.
Cristiano is class . . . . .respect him.

@ Banderas,

Ronaldo scored 2 lovely goals against a highly defensive Roma FC in the Champions League.
The way he went past Italian defenders on the night makes him the most-feared defender.
In the match against AC Milan @ San Siro, United team was jaded and missed the entire back 4 save Vidic(who just came back from injury)
Neville, Rio, Evra were all missing. Take the equivalent from Chelsea or Arsenal and tell me what the result will be.

Ronaldo is class whether u acknowledge it or not.
He is not a striker . . . . .so don't expect him to score all the time.
The way he waltz through defences and creates is what we should talk about here.
Tell me any defender in the Prem Ronaldo hasnt disgraced and i will give u 100 quid.

@ Razorr,

If Rooney n Ronaldo are poop then Drog and Lampard are super-poops.
Since when did POOPS start winning all the individual awards in the English League,
PFA player of the year, Barclays young player and Barclays player of the year.
The last time this was won by one single player was in 1977(30 years ago)

@ Banderas,

Ronaldo plays in any wing and he's the best in the country on the left and on the right . . . Thats remarkable!!!!!!!!!
There are some players that will take the milk out of Sagna in the Premiership.
I want to see SWP, Jee Cole, Malouda, Drogba, Giggs, Robbie Keane, Aaron Lenon, Rooney against Sagna before i can rate him.
Sagna will fall like a pack of cards against these lots and u know it.

Reading players didnt mark out Rooney n Ronaldo.
Their goalkeeper stopped Rooney and Ronaldo from scoring should be a better way of saying it.
Despite lining 10 players behind the ball . . . . United had over 15 shots on goal but the Keeper was outstanding on the day.
If Reading defenders were that good . . . . .United should have been limited to 2-3 shots on goal.



@ Chuckdee4,

What we are seeing now is the initial graggs to convince Gunners that he was worth the hassle.
Let winter comes and lets judge Bakary by then . . . . He's fast, he's gravy he's bonz . . . . let us wait.
I heard the same thing about a certain guy called Bouhlarouz a.k.a. CANNIBAL.
He eats strikers, he is fast, he is pacy until Robbie Keane disgraced him at White Hart Lane.
Sagna is yet to play with a fast striker . . . . Utaka might give him something to think about this weekend.
Happy Viewing.

@ Banderas,

I will really like to see Cristiano Ronaldo pit wits with Sagna.
It will be delightful to see what Sagna will do against Ronaldo . . .I will judge him then.
Sagna is shyte . . . . . .How many top quality teams has Arsenal played since the start of the Premiership?
Dont be too hasty to over-estimate Sagna potentials.

@ nateevs,

Chelsea cannot afford Ronaldinho.
Roman can afford him but Chelsea cannot . . . . . . .
It seems u guys dont know what 85 milla in pounds is.
Do u know how many clubs 85 milla can buy in the Championship league?

Besides, how would Jose Mourinho deal with a superstar like Dinho.
Mourinho loves to say i made HIM what he is today and stuffs . . . . .Did he take the acquisition of Ballack & Sheva very well?
Have u taken the team balance into consideration? Where would Dinho play?
Who will sit on the bench and how happy will they be on the bench?
Do the math and get back to me ASAP.

@ Dinozzo,

Berbatov will amount to a pillock if he turns down the chance to earn 90k a week compared to the 30k/week he erans at Tottenham.
Besides, he would forfeit the chance of playing in the Champions League and who knows whether Tottenham will make top 4 this season.
He has a shirt waiting for him because we all know Saha will get injured trying to get on the team's bus in 2 weeks time.
Its a one in a lifetime opportunity for Dimitar . . . United made almost 35 milla with the players that were sold so Berba should dump SPURS.

@ Banderas,

C'mon . . . .You are writing off Tevez?
Maybe i should write off Eduardo and Sagna as well because they have not played ZILCH since the start of the Premiership.
Its still early days and please Tevez will deliver when the time comes . . . .He was born to DO IT.
Judge Tevil when Wazza and Ronaldo comes back from the wilderness. . . . .

I have never rated Adebayor . . . He misses more than he creates.
With the absence of Henry, i am very interested to see what the gangling striker will do against big teams.
Adebayor should be loaned out to Sunderland and Wenger should get Adriano.
If Baptista can cut it then why not Adriano?
Wenger sometimes play it too weak when it comes to big decisions.

@ Banderas,

Adebayor is a PLONKER.
He compares himself to Kanu but he is not even one-tenth of Kanu Nwankwo.
A player of his built should be doing better . . . .Check out Peter Crouch.
Wenger should keep him on the bench and sign a better striker.

Gosh . . . . . . . .God, please let this be TRUE.

Ferguson is pondering an 11th-hour 22 milla pound deal to prise Berbatov outta Spurs.
Even before Solskjaer retired, United needed anutha striker . . . . I think we now need 2.
Man United is skint in that department and i hope it doesn't come back to bite Ferguson in his Scottish balls.
I hope BERBATOV appreciates the fact that a team like Man Utd wants him . . .Huge pay rise and a chance to play in UEFA.
Dimitar . . . . .Please consider Man Utd and lets kick Chelski's ass.

@ Fynewanker,

C'mon . . . . .Hush!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I saw the picture in your profile with your call girl/wife and its the same with the PILLOCK wearing those meat-pie-ish shoes.
Ya wedding musta been shambolic anyways . . . . . Which reasonable human being will come to your wedding.
Didnt u marry her INTO YOUR FATHER'S rented apartment?
How can a full-blooded young man marry his bride into his father's house? That alone showed me POVERTY will forever run in your blood.
So whats the arrangement? You wait for your father to Bleep your momma in a 1 bedroom apartment before u shag your bride in the same bed?
What kind of pig family did u guys come from? Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ruudie, J-K, Kitaun, Somze, Lordimpaq . . . . . You guys are wicked!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How can u let a fellow Nairalander suffer this humiliation when all y'all are living in mansions.
Please, i am appealing to all y'all . . . . . . . Get Fynewanker a shed where he can pro-create and raise his kids in a controlled environment.
He is currently shagging his wife in the same bed his parents are shagging/shagged to born HIM.

@ Fynewanker,

Stop quoting threads and fight battle like a man.
Your words seem to be diminishing and u are repeating urself.
HIV pussy, reh, reh ,reh as if that wasn't the shit that killed ur grandmother.
How would u know about HIV if it didnt claim the lives of 6 of ur siblings? Did u attend any school to know what HIV is all about?
This Nigga is a dunderhead and just spew balderdash in the name of typing.
Why can't u just tie a belt around ur neck naked in ur living room and end this misery.
Ya life is mal-functioning . . . . . U have derailed from the track God designed for u to follow.
Clueless and gutless . . . . Life with no ambition, This gay is only existing. . . . . u are not LIVING.
I will make u question any and everything u have ever believed in . . . Tell u stuffs that will make u wanna carry a machete and behead ur momma.
The most important message today is . . . . .PLEASE get a LIFE . . .Get a JOB.

@ Fynewanker,

U will rather be treated like a king in Nigeria than a slave in UK?
This is a very good point except u are being treated like a SLAVE in Nigeria.
Isn't that u in the picture of ur profile? With those shoes that breeds mosquitoes? Eeeeewwwwwwww.
My pet dog lives a more quality life than u do and Vieira can testify to that.
You are so clueless u dont even know who ur parents are . . . . .
Fynewanker, an animal banished from his village and sent to Lagos to make ends meet for his parents.
U are such a pillock and ur IQ as an asstard is lower than an ewe.
The only person i sincerely pity is ur new wife . . . . .She just married POVERTY.
Your picture smells of grime and scum . . . .I am sure she had no breakfast this morning and u are here typing HERESIES.
A word is enough for a wise but i have used 100 words cos u are a LUNKHEAD.

@ Fynewanker,

I am sorry your life has degenerated to this.
You have lived half of your life in MISERY and u are throwing the rest away.
How sick are u really? Honestly, i can offer some help to mend your self-destruction.
Your parents laboured, raised u and sent u to lagos on a VSN(Village Sponsored Negro) to make money and pay back but u are failing.
Is this the way to pay em back . . . . You are not working, u are not studying.
You can't even do scams because i heard u need brains to draw money out of people online . . .so tell me, what are u doing with your life.
I get it . . . .You want to become a Nairaland gangstar? Is that your life ambition? I am sorry for your bleak future.

Nigga . . . .You are too watery to face a beast like me.
I will heap a ton of misery on your family with the tip of ma tongue.
This isnt a battle of muscles and tissues . . . . Its about wits and stealth.
I need u to look into the mirror and tell me what u see . . . . . .In ma mind's eye, I see a man who will certainly amount to nuthing.
Time is ticking away . . . .Do something tangible with your poverty-ridden life before u lose it.
I heard u just got married and your honey-moon is in a Oshodi Cyber-cafe . . . .What a life?
Is your wife blind to see u have no future? The worst bit of it is the product of your union.
Its inevitable that in the next 15-20 years, your kids will tote guns and will come out to attack ma own kids in robbery and stuffs like that.
This isn't something people should laugh/joke about . . . .  . . .I am typing here weeping for u.
Ya life is a waste . . . .Do us a favour and kill yourself, You might come back before RAPTURE.
Fucking Oaf!!!!!!!!!!!!


@ Vieira,
Look at the words this idiot is using on NL.
I cant believe ma eyes . . . . . This guy is a complete simpleton.
Who is he trying to impress.
I drink to ur comments, Fynewanker is a TAMPON-SOCKET.

@ Fynewanker,

The only foolish peopz i can see around here is erm , erm, YOUR PARENTS.
Its appaling but why would they allow a raving lunatic like u to mix and habitate with the community?
They shoulda reported ur brain damage and u are supposed to be kept in a lunatic asylum.
Dont u have something constructive to do in ur life?
If u are jobless in Lagos . . . .Pls go and help ur father to plant cassava in the Village and maximise his farm products.
A full-blooded young man waking up in the morning and spending loads of Naira to write unconstrcutive stuffs is SICK.
I think u are not only mentally-deranged but u suffer from DOWN'S SYNDROME.
Whether this ailment is hereditary or environmental needs a careful assessment.
I will suggest to the ADMIN to ask for ur psycho-evaluation because ur whole life reeks of filth and fuckery.
Get a life . . . . .U have a wife at home. Plan Plot and Strategise how u will put food on her table and stop spamming threads.
Fucking Plonker!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

Now i believe u are over-estimating this Ronaldinho.
Rooney + Ronaldo + Tevez.Nani less than Dinho? Thats FALSE.
Its FALLACY . . . . . . .Dont get it twisted.
The only player better than Cristiano Ronaldo in EUROPE last season was KAKA.
Dinho seems to have lost the mojo as we saw in the world cup and Barcelona when Etoo was missing.
He only plays well when he is surrounded by players that patch on his wavelength.
How many such players do we have in Chelsea that can out-thunk Dinho and read his sneaky passes?

Bring it ON . . . . .I want to see this guy join Chelsea.
Lets light up the Premiership.

@I-man & Vieira,

Fynewanker is an IGNORANUS(Ignorant Asshole).
He is seeking attention and i am about to give it to him.
I ignored him throughout yesterday but the 1st thing the muthafucker does today is to start spamming all threads.
Its weird but the stereotypes of Nigerian youths of today gets me baffled.
Why a young man will wake up and use his hard-earned money to buy cybertime and not use it constructively defies LOGIC.
It even leaves me puzzled when u think of his parents suffering in the village expecting their son to bring home the goods.
Anyways . . . . .He is on ma cross-lines and i will pull the TRIGGER anytime from now.

@ Razorr,

You are a huge OPTIMIST.
I like that in u . . . . . . . . .Keep dreaming.

Perusing ur Chelsea's dream team . . . . .  . . .
I noticed some big stars are missing and these players wont be happy on the bench.
Shevchenko, Ballack, Joe Cole, Mikel Obi, Makelele, Ferreira, Alex, Pizarro etc.
How do u keep this set of players happy?
Will Roman keep Sheva(when fit) on the bench after paying a massive 30 milla for him?
Dinho coming to Chelski is Roman's wet dreams . . . . . . It can never happen.


Say he even comes, how does that shake Man Utd?
We got our own players . . . .Ronaldo, Rooney and Tevez.
Only Arsenal and Liverpool fans will get scared of Ronaldinho as Man Utd's team is equally great when everyone is FIT.
It will be a massive boost for English Football as a whole but it doesnt necessarily guarantee Mourinho the title.
Chelsea will still have to fight and scrap for points to win the title if Dinho comes.
The acquisition of Ballack and Shevchenko last season got me fidgeting but the duo failed to land Mourinho the title and UEFA .
Dinho's proposed move to Chelsea might just be the same trend. . . . . .All talks, no DELIVERY.

@ Razorr,

Why would i be scared SHITLESS if Dinho joins Chelsea?
Dinho coming in means chaos and anarchy for Mourinho.
How would u accomodate Ronaldinho in the Chelsea team? Where will u play him?
Knowing Chelsea to be a defensive side . . . . .What makes u think Dinho will be a hit?
Sheva, Kezman, Ballack, Crespo, and Drogba(until last season) all failed to impress @ Chelsea.

Barca cannot get rid of the centrepiece of arguably the greatest team ever assembled.
If it happens, expect Terry and Lampard to ask for new pay-rise, Mourinho wont like it and i dont see Dinho fitting into the system.
Ronaldinho's chubby brother just wanted an all expense paid trip to meet Roman Abrahamovic
All Chelsea is going to get from him is a whiff of his Body Odour.
I dont really see it happening . . . . Deco is more realistic leaving Barca than Ronaldinho.
I hope Chelski fans dont have a heart-break if this guy fails to come . . . . .