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Food › Re: Delicious Grandma Stew And White Rice I Made In Uncompleted Building. Pics by Jackanda1(m): 9:54pm On May 21, 2022

Channah1:
Pics 9. I let the stew dry and served myself a bowl of village white rice and stew. Different angles of the food pics. Feed your eyes.

Voila! Food is ready!

Omor... This food is so delicious and spicy. The dried fish took it to another level. I love the outcome.

Lalasticlala bon-apetit!

Why do you keep advertising your living condition? What do you hope to achieve with that?

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Sports › Re: Mbappe To Pocket A €300m Signing Bonus & €100m-A-Year For Staying At PSG (Pix) by Jackanda1(m): 9:46pm On May 21, 2022*

tbbt13:
Choi... See My classmate that year

which village secondary school is that?

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Crime › Re: I Watched A Thief Vandalised A Kiosk And I Couldn't Do Anything! by Jackanda1(m): 11:02am On May 21, 2022

LifeOfTrigga:
Sometimes e no make man go pursue thief o, cos some thieves dey desperate.
Happen back then in my hood surulere these guys were chasing thief not knowing there was a car waiting for the thief , immediately he got the near the car waiting for him he turn back and walked facing the guys chasin him shooting straight! No be small, Na the guy wey carry first for the chasing collect m pass all, one of them scrotum got hit!

Some thieves dey desperate them fit stab one of your eyes just cos of they want to rob Nokia torchlight from you!

Most of them act desperate and voilent because they're are afraid of jungle justice.
Maybe things would change if petty thieves are handed over to police when caught.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Senator Menendez Threatens Turkey Over NATO Stance by Jackanda1(m): 7:29am On May 21, 2022*

Cubalabloo:
No one can threaten Turkey when Russia has their backing?

Turkey could simply purchase planes from Russia to spite the US. You know Erdogan likes to play both sides.

Health › Re: I Can't Satisfy My Girlfriend, I Need Help! by Jackanda1(m): 7:24am On May 21, 2022

Aify3000:
What diet should i eat,and besides i do masturbate a lot

It appears people who masturbate alot usually end up with one sexual problem or another. Yet some people keep saying the act is safe.

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Crime › Re: Inside Nigeria’s Deadly Money Ritualists: Human Parts Traded Like Commodities by Jackanda1(m): 10:59pm On May 20, 2022

Wonder why someone would sale his peace of mind for money. How can you trust the devil enough to give him your life.

Politics › Re: Godwin Okafor: Naira Notes Will Be Out Of Circulation Soon by Jackanda1(m): 5:32pm On May 20, 2022

richiemcgold:
yes, paper currency will be out of circulation very soon in year 2098

You got it grin

Career › Re: Help Someone Make The Right Choice by Jackanda1(m): 5:23pm On May 20, 2022

Cutehector:
Reject both jobs and continue sitting at home.

Stop mocking people who ask for help, not everyone is as smart .

Phones › Re: Who Has Experienced This New Style Of Fraud by Jackanda1(m): 4:08pm On May 20, 2022

That was last year.

The cards they send are usually fake. The old man claimed he wants to change my life, bla bla bla, i hung up.

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Properties › Re: This Is Why Ive Been Avoiding A Shared Apartment. How Can I Handle This? by Jackanda1(m): 5:35pm On May 19, 2022

This is a very bad habit. She should be seriously investigated. What's your house address? I need to pay a visit immediately to see things for myself angry

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Sports › Re: Messi beats LeBron to No1 spot on Forbes highest-paid athletes, Ronaldo in top 3 by Jackanda1(m): 3:31pm On May 12, 2022

Football is the most lucrative business. Even if you sit on the bench all season, you still earn more than the highest level oil company worker per month.

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Pets › Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Jackanda1(m): 6:41am On May 12, 2022

Mineisgrace:
Ekuke are very intelligent. Even if you don't train them

They're very hard to train.

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Pets › Re: Why Do People Hate Nigerian Local Dogs? by Jackanda1(m): 6:39am On May 12, 2022

When it comes to appearance, i give it foreign dogs.
This is why people prefer them. Nobody wants to keep a pet that is ugly.

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Admitted In Texas Hospital - Gistlover by Jackanda1(m): 7:12pm On May 11, 2022

hope4nigeria:
since you are a sadist, I can't help you oh, just get off my mention, certainly you have mental problem.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Admitted In Texas Hospital - Gistlover by Jackanda1(m): 11:06am On May 11, 2022

hope4nigeria:
Companion from opposite sex can relieve you of stress sometimes 90% of Nigerians have mental health but thank God for people arround us comedians, families, are giving hopes, there many people I know who will want to commit suicide but just because someone close by interact with them or they are able to to discuss deep secret to someone can help to be free from stress.

I'm trying to understand your thought process. So you think mental health issue equals stress and having a partner and listening to comedy is the cure? So comedy shows should be arranged in mental wards around the world to get those mental fellows back to their senses....brilliant! grin

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Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji Admitted In Texas Hospital - Gistlover by Jackanda1(m): 10:40am On May 11, 2022

If her people want this story to be kept under wraps, why bring it to the public? When did she request for our prayers?

Christianity Etc › Re: My Father Is A Pastor But I Don't Believe In God. by Jackanda1(m): 9:34pm On May 08, 2022

KINGJAJA888:
Nairalanders Good day. My Pops is a Senior Pastor in one of the Pentecostal Churches in Nigeria and has devoted his life to Church.
Ironically I don't believe in God. Never been the religious type. I See no sense that in 2022 humans still live by a book written by someone in 18BC. Doesn't make any sense to me.
Pops wishes I were religious lyk him carrying some big story book (Bible) with me about Lol.
I'm too woke for those fairy tales Sorry.
Watch my Pops dedicate his whole life to someone's business (Church) as they seriously exploit him.
I've advised him Severally but he won't listen. I Can't be like him. I'm Smart, Handsome, Rich and Non-religious. And I Will remain so.

when i read statements like this, i burst out laughing. I was in your shoe in 2014, until some strange occurence drove me back to God. Just because things don't happen the way you think they should doesn't mean God doesn't exist.
Brother, don't be decieved cheesy

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Politics › Re: Why I Want To Be President - Udom Emmanuel by Jackanda1(m): 4:18am On Apr 23, 2022

Mynd44 you work too early. You no dey sleep?

Politics › Re: Juju Oath Of Political Godfathers (Opinion) by Jackanda1(m): 8:40pm On Apr 22, 2022*

Is this one news. If you know the amount of secret societies we have in this country, you would marvel. People are selling their soul, making demonic sacrifices and doing unthinkable evil to attain success.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: UN Chief Warns War Is Hurting Poor Countries by Jackanda1(m): 7:08am On Mar 16, 2022

The war is hurting a poor country like Russia.
Putin should continue undecided

Foreign Affairs › Re: Finally Russia Threatens To Dissolve NATO, Take Back Alaska And End America by Jackanda1(m): 6:45am On Mar 16, 2022

FERNANDEZISBACK:
I think you are right..they are daring USA to do their worst..

Putin has officially become a perpetual talkative.

See what sanctions have reduced him to. grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Google Searches For 'nuclear War' At Highest Level Since Search Engine Began by Jackanda1(m): 2:09am On Mar 16, 2022

Using nuclear weapon against a nuclear state is suicide.

Putin might be foolish, but i don't think he wants to die now.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Fiverr Suspends Work In Russia. No More Freelancing For Russians by Jackanda1(m): 2:00am On Mar 16, 2022

alcuin:
These companies are very funny.
Will this stop the invasion?
It won't take long for alternatives and competitions to kick in and that's it.

People are losing their jobs and going hungry. How long would they wait for alternatives to kick in?

keep decieving yourself.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Putin's Army Is 'weak, On The Run And Has Just Two Weeks Of Fighting Left In It' by Jackanda1(m): 1:55am On Mar 16, 2022

SmartProf:
They keep acting like motivational speakers to Ukraine but will chicken out when Ukraine demand them to implement a no fly zone or put their men on the ground.

why should they send their soldiers to die for Ukraine? What would they gain by doing so?

Foreign Affairs › Re: Is Zelensky The Dumbest President In The World? by Jackanda1(m): 1:47am On Mar 16, 2022*

Putin took an emotional decision that has singlehandedly crippled the Russian economy. He deserves the spot.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: British Father Who Travelled To Ukraine To Fight Flees Back To UK by Jackanda1(m): 1:42am On Mar 16, 2022

You have a wife and son who love and need you, but want to go and fight another man's war.

Be thanksful that Chen Chen resistance no catch you grin

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Bennett Advises Zelensky To Surrender To Russia, Zelensky Refuses - Ukrainian Of by Jackanda1(m): 5:33am On Mar 13, 2022

HitSong:
The fool SHOULD quickly surrender.

This is no joke.

Nigeria should also accept boko haram invaders offer of sharia law for peace to reign abi?

Anyway, the real fool here is Putin, he's the one to surrender.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russians To NATO: We Are Going To Target The Weapon Shipments To Ukraine by Jackanda1(m): 5:27am On Mar 13, 2022

1. Putin threatened that getting cut off from swift is tauntamount to declaring war on Russia, America cut their banks from swift, nothing happend.

2. Putin threaten to start a nuclear war if the west sanction them. Eu and US crippled them with sanctions, nothing happend.

3. Putin threatened America not to sanction russian oil, they did just that. What happened?

4. Don't send weapons to Ukraine or else..... But EU and US is still sending weapons.

It seems Putin only knows how to threaten NATO. Would love to see him launch an offensive though grin

Foreign Affairs › Re: Russians To NATO: We Are Going To Target The Weapon Shipments To Ukraine by Jackanda1(m): 5:12am On Mar 13, 2022

Kastonkastroll:
Abeg! You think those cowards that constitutes NATO have any balls to stand against Russia one on one? NATO powers start and ends with weak countries that don't possess any nuclear weapon. America and her NATO lapdog nevr envisged a Russian attack on Ukraine, they thought Putin wont go as far as attackng a sovereign state and the man did just that, that's why they are so angry.
Russia didn't fall for any western bait, rather it showed the west that it ready for anythng. And in case of any war between NATO and Russia, do you guys think Putin will waste his missiles on weak NATO member states like Lithuania, etc? Neah, his primary targets will be US and UK, and I bet you even US should know about ths.The best the west can evr do is to fight Russia via proxy which I think is what is happening in Ukraine.

You Putin fans can hype him sha o. You think Putin doesn't care about the life of his pple to start a nuclear war? Or u think USA don't have Nukes too?

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Britain Searches For Helicopters, Jets Belonging To Sanctioned Russians by Jackanda1(m): 5:00am On Mar 13, 2022

seunny4lif:
It’s a lesson to Arabs, Africans and the rest.
Keep your money and important things close to your home

Even if Europe siezes all foreign assets, people would still prefer investing there than in Russia or China.

Foreign Affairs › Re: Britain Searches For Helicopters, Jets Belonging To Sanctioned Russians by Jackanda1(m): 4:45am On Mar 13, 2022

Shoodboi:
Meanwhile Putin is still drinking vodka and preparing to launch a final assault on Kiev.

NATO can end everything by just assuring Russia that they won't expand east and all this will end quicker than it began, but they won't.

Before quoting me, please educate yourself about the Cuban missile crisis when US almost went to war with Cuba because it was getting too close to the Soviets.

Almost you say. But they later settled for dialogue right? Is it not preferable to be angry and make threats instead of getting emotional and using violence?

Foreign Affairs › Re: So Nato Could Not Take Down A Drone That Flew Through 3 Nato Nations by Jackanda1(m): 4:42am On Mar 13, 2022

Is the drone ukrainian?

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