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EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Jackossky(m): 11:08am On Jan 23, 2019
coolxpaul:
Av u done it b4 or do u av any1 here on NL wu hav done
I know of a friend who made use of the original Cambridge A level, while as for my proud self, I also used something similar to that. To be succinct, we were both admitted to 200l direct
EducationRe: Uniben Increases Its School Fees by Jackossky(m): 6:19pm On Jan 22, 2019
EzeIgboNwaChukwu:
really?
Yes,the culprit took an excerpt from the Kids page then annexed it to a concocted lie of his. So, because a part is true, people are led to believe that the whole is true
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Jackossky(m): 10:26am On Jan 22, 2019
doctormmusa:
thank you very much. I was admitted this yr to MBBS through utme one hundred level. but I don't know what Cambridge level mean?
Cambridge level is equivalent to A level. Hence you heard of IJMB,JUPEB? They are programs where the candidate is given A level (Cambridge level) certificate after completion.

Holders of this certificate are admitted to
200 level in the UNI but it's not accepted in all UNI. Universities that do not accept it are few
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Jackossky(m): 10:22am On Jan 22, 2019
ISISs:
Plss who has seen his or her Xfire sample test in their mail??

Donpre neurojosh
I just finished mine
EducationRe: Uniben Increases Its School Fees by Jackossky(m): 11:29pm On Jan 21, 2019
The news is a false alarm.
PetsRe: Rapid Response Squad Dog: What Breed Of Dog Is This? by Jackossky(m): 11:55pm On Jan 20, 2019
Leonardoreel:
This is ekuke

Ur bro is right tho
embarassed
PetsRe: Rapid Response Squad Dog: What Breed Of Dog Is This? by Jackossky(m): 11:37pm On Jan 20, 2019
Please, I will like to know the breed of this dog too. The answer I was given wasn't comforting. My brother said it's 'Native dog'

Feels bad. How can my dog be named a native dog?

LiteratureRe: Marvel Chronicles 2 :executive Sanction by Jackossky(m): 10:26pm On Jan 20, 2019
Dear Marvel, I don't know if you still remember my sobriquet but nice reading your fiction. I am enthralled.
Okay, I hope you don't mind if I add some of the little flaws I noticed?

I noticed that in the sequence of your story, most tough villains, even the common ones divulge their secret easily when faced with a foe, especially when the enemy is Marvel or Jade. I will be anticipating a villain that is tight lipped, battle marvel to a point that he would narrowly escape and it will take the combined effort of hardwire and his goons before they can 'desecrate' or annihilate such villain.

I started having true predictions of what's going to happen next, please I need a twist, we need a thriller. I believe you will dish out more.


Also, there is that 'intradollar' currency concept,a consortium of America, Brazil , Canada and a country like that. Now, the way you explained it was okay but to an economist or political scientist, there are flaws in it.
For Britain to be subjected to eradicate their monarchical system, there are political manipulations that will be involved except if it's a 'fictional' Britain.
When I was in a lower class, I was taught about GLOBALISATION. Under it, for Britain to be suppressed, these are things that must take place
Free trade area
Common Market
Custom Union
Economic Union
And finally,
Political union.


I saw that you asked for help around that area, if you can take a bit of your time to read about the concepts above, I am hopeful of a 'Blast' sci-fi from you.

All love from Vainearth, I do love how you intricate your words to describe the surroundings and the actions, it was as if I was watching 'Dark Matters' but in another prospect.


Nice style of writing, copacetic usage of lexicons. To be succinct, I will say you ROCK.


shocked
EducationRe: Hacking Competition Offers ₦327m And Free Car If You Can Hack The Tesla MODEL by Jackossky(m): 1:50pm On Jan 19, 2019
All these guys forming black hat gurus, abeg shut up. This is not a matter of vaunting but for you to take the mantle by the **** and go win yourself a brand new Sedan or whatever it's called.
RomanceRe: Woman Saw Me Walk Past Her And Looked Elsewhere by Jackossky(m): 1:44pm On Jan 19, 2019
I sympathize with you. I have also noticed such phenomenon among Nigerians who are in dire need of help. One would think it is innate but closely looking at it, you will find out that they are just a product of their society.
That must have explained the reason why they are so selfish to their self without recourse to its consequence because one could have gone mad, had it been the drastic step was not taken.
EducationRe: Uniben Direct Entry 2017/2018 by Jackossky(m): 6:42am On Jan 19, 2019
Preye21:
Please for those that wrote the exam for DE, what's the nature of the exam. Is it advanced or basic knowledge?
Comprises both
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 14 by Jackossky(m): 9:52pm On Jan 18, 2019
okoliifeanyi200:
thank you so much,but am going for undergraduate degree
Please, I will like to know. How did you go about it?

Which University in the US offers a fully funded scholarship in Economics to foreigners(BSC or masters level)?
EducationRe: Grammatical Prowess. by Jackossky(m): 8:21am On Jan 18, 2019
Smiles

Cc
Blueto

Perusing the asservations by various individuals, I felt elated ab initio.it would have been more scintillating if prodigies such as the sobriquet captioned above grace the thread with his Idiosyncratic lexicons. Notwithstanding, with this subtle notion,it therefore becomes permissible for me to rescind into my cocoon of abyss complacency and taciturnity.
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jackossky(m): 11:05pm On Jan 17, 2019
Israellionel:
So Boss,
You Couldn't Decipher Sarcasm On That Posthuh
Actually, I should be asking you this. cheesy
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jackossky(m): 1:19pm On Jan 17, 2019
Israellionel:
My Phone Is Super Sleek,
Multitasking Is A Champ.
The Device's Name Is Redmi 5 Plus.


Btw,
I Also Get An SOT Of 15-19 Hours Daily.


How Can I Solve This Bug Pls.
I Tried GrandMufti's Method Of Resetting My Phone And It Still Didn't Help Me.


Any Other Recommendationshuh
Welcome to the league
RomanceRe: I Quit People Easily, Pls Help. by Jackossky(m): 3:22pm On Jan 14, 2019
Smiles
That is one way I will put it. There is this axiom that goes thus 'If you think about it, you care about it'
I do disconnect from people totally, make them wonder if truly we were once close. Maybe it's pride, I might consciously detach myself from someone to the extent that if such person is in front of me, I won't see him/her.

Forgive and forget, I think I forget alot. How do you forgive someone you've already forgotten? I might fight with someone and the next day, I will still stretch a hand of friendship to the person, already forgotten fact that we fought. Someone might sly me and I just make up my mind not to interact with such person, might do it consciously for two to three times and then, it becomes natural... As if we were never pal

People disappoint and do some unloyal things that I just let it go. If I try to date a girl, the moment she accept,I just swerve and cut off the ties.i don't know how to stay long or should I say I get bored easily?
I might not call a close friend for one year, just not bother... Don't even remember and whenever I see him/her, I act as of nothing happened or I was ever gone for such a long period...

Here are ways I deal with that wall of forgetfulness, of not giving a F*ck

I try to assume that there was a permissible reason the person did such. I try calming down before judgement. Was in school, my phone got lost, instead of reporting, instead of searching, instead of dealing the person with curses, I waited for two days... Hoping it might be returned and the secret formula is, sleep.
When dealt with a fatal blow, when you think a friend or relative f*ck up, sleep over it. After you wake up, your decisions would be more rational and you might not get too vexed about it..
That's how I was able to keep most of my friends.

When you finally detacy yourself from an individual and maybe after weeks or months and you find yourself think about the person, even asked yourself what the person did, gets emotional sometimes and the next minute, you become so cold, then, this therapy is for you.

Sleep before you make an ultimate decision
Assume there is a valid reason for such person's behaviour
Delay your judgement and see what unravels
Control your emotions

#Sola
TravelRe: The Adventures Of A New UK Migrant by Jackossky(m):
LMay:
23kg max not 25kg if Turkish Airlines. That is, 23kg each in two places. That's for your main luggage.

8kg max for your cabin luggage.

Total of 54kg!

UKMigrant has touched on food items to bring on. Let me help with luggage packing tips, you might need them.

Tips

You're not allowed to put food or sharp objects (cutlery, blade, pocket knife etc) in your cabin luggage or carry on (hand bag/laptop bag), so pack smartly.

Tightly pack all your clothes, shoes, books, or weaves (if female) into your cabin luggage. Instead of folding clothes passively or mindlessly like we do when arranging our closet, roll each tightly into a bunch.This will squeeze out air & give you more space in the box to squeeze more clothes into. You can watch YouTube videos to learn this technique.

Now you're left with food items, sharp objects, and any cream/perfume exceeding 50ml (Only liquid of less than 50ml per bottle is allowed in the cabin luggage). Now arrange all these carefully into your main luggage.

For food items, put into ziploc bags or transparent polythene bag like pure water bags. Put different food items into each and label appropriately...e.g Melon, Ogbono, Ugwu vegetable etc.

For ladies carrying weaves, discard the packs to make your luggage relatively lighter.

Palm oil is not allowed. Don't even bother!

You don't necessarily need an industrial scale to weigh your luggage. Buy a regular domestic scale. You know the ones "Check your weight" guys carry around? Yes, that one. It's less than 2k.

To weigh, first stand on it and check your weight. Write it down or memorise it. Now put your luggage on your head and check your combined weight. Subtracting your own weight from the combined weight will give you the weight of your luggage.

Your allowance per main luggage is 23kg but aim for 21kg or max 22kg at home. Why? The scale at Murtala Mohammed Int'l Airport is forward by about 2kg. You don't want to stress yourself with reshuffling at the airport or trashing stuffs you bought with your hard-earned money. Pack smartly from home!

Airport staffs are not smiling again. Before they allow you pass/check-in a 23.9kg bag, you'll beg tire. Anything above that, they'll tell you to go obtain a ticket of $150 per overweight bag upstairs! You don't need that wahala in your life.

What else?

Remember I asked you to stuff all your clothes & books plus shoes into your cabin luggage? Trust me, it would have exceeded 8kg by now. You know the box itself will add to the weight as well.

Let me give you orijo. grin

1. Your laptop bag is not weighed. That's an extra space to put clothes, books, laptop (of course), charger etc.

2. Your hand bag isn't weighed either. If you're a lady, that's a plus. You can carry a laptop bag + your handbag alongside the cabin bag.

3. If you're eleru town council like me & you've utilised all available spaces yet you're still not within allocated kg limits, fear not. There's still a way.

Leave your original cabin luggage with somebody (eg family/friend who followed you to the airport). Let them act like they own the bag while they simply stand by it.

Check in your laptop bag as your Cabin Luggage. They'll tag it and return it to you while the two main bags are passed to cargo. Now remove the tag and stickers on your laptop bag and place it on your original Cabin Luggage you kept with your escort. You're done!

With these tips, you'll have a smooth sail luggage wise.


Extras....

Depending on how light or fancy you want to travel, those silly Echolac boxes are not your friend. 1) They'll add to the overall weight 2) They're not durable. Most would be damaged (broken handles, broken wheels, torn surface areas, etc) before you arrive your destination. How would you even lift a damaged box? You'll place it on your head maybe grin

Invest in a quality box. Might be pricey but it will last for years and save you from embarrassing situations. I don't know if/where those are sold in Nigeria. I bought mine in the abroad. This is my 5th year of usage and I travel very frequently. It's still intact.

If you're low on cash, buy those very strong bagco ghana must go bags as main luggage. Not the usual ones. This one is a bit recent & it comes in one color - grey! More like a grainy white mixed with black. It costs about N1,500 per bag. Nothing to be ashamed of. You wont even see it until your final destination after you check it in at MMIA, so you can still form posh in transit with your cabin luggage. Regular travellers use it a lot. It's very light and durable. For your information, they sell it in the abroad too. So what? In fact, its a life saver for people whose boxes get damaged at the airport. Just that they'll pay a few extra thousands more to procure it at the airport.

No use am as cabin baggage oooo. You'll look like Osuofia in London. Hehehe. Joking. Use a correct small sized box as cabin/hand luggage.

Third option is to source for lightweight boxes (rare) or lightweight travelling bags with wheels (looks like a piece of cloth with wheels attached when empty. The box-shaped compact ones are heavy).


Wishing you a safe flight!
My Nigga*

Gbayii for your explanation
That is to show that there is still that Nigerian survival instinct and shrewdness in you cool
Christianity EtcRe: Why Is The Catholic Church Always Used For Horror Movies? by Jackossky(m): 11:10am On Jan 13, 2019
I think it's because Catholic churches are the one who once practiced exorcism ubiquitously and later stopped the practice. It's seen as a big deal because Rome is a big entity in the world and that's where some horror executions took place.
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 14 by Jackossky(m): 2:51am On Jan 12, 2019
Nutshell44:
Asian countries? Bro this thread is strictly for USA students enquiries and information.
So be sure what you want first
That was why I made use of the simple conjunction 'OR'
So, what will you advise one from a middle income family, whom will like to study Economics abroad, has an A-level (If jupeb would count for such), what school would you see fit and lastly, how can he go about it?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 14 by Jackossky(m): 2:07am On Jan 12, 2019
Nutshell44:
First of all. Look for a school that matches your profile. That’s first things first
Don't get this part.

On scholarship, would love MIT grin or schools in Asian countries but I was made to understand that there will be a language crisis or something like that

So,how do I know If a school matches my profile?
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 14 by Jackossky(m): 1:43am On Jan 12, 2019
Nutshell44:
This your big big grammar na die.
In a nutshell cheesy grin, what are the procedures involved if I am to travel out as a student. Haven't written any scholarship but just curious. What will I get first? Things like that
TravelRe: General German Student Visa Enquiries Part 5 by Jackossky(m): 12:58am On Jan 12, 2019
Hello, I don't know if this is the right place to ask this.

Forgive my naive mind, I have always thought of leaving the country but I don't know the steps or process involved. Someone had once told me that I will have to collect the Yellow Paper first, another said it's visa or was it passport? I seem to be in a conundrum and I beseech an enlightened one here to tell me the prerequisites and the requirement involved up to the point Of my departure. Also, my main purpose for wanting to travel out is Education (Bsc for now, though I'm in a fed Uni in Nigeria majoring in Economics and hopefully MSc if everything go as planned) or perhaps, curiosity.
I am the kind that love to explore... So, don't even know any scholarship I am to take and please, tell me what worked for you)

What are the documents I need? What should I have in place? Which office should I visit first? After that, what next?
Will be in anticipation of a benign response.


#Sola
TravelRe: General U.s.a (student) Visa Enquiries-part 14 by Jackossky(m): 12:52am On Jan 12, 2019
Hello, I don't know if this is the right place to ask this.

Forgive my Naive mind, I have always thought of leaving the country but I don't know step or process involved. Someone had once told me that I will have to collect the Yellow Paper first, another said it's visa or was it passport? I seem to be in a conundrum and I beseech an enlightened one here to tell me the steps or process involved up to the point Of my departure. Also, my main purpose for wanting to travel out is Education and perhaps, curiosity.
I am the kind that love to explore... So,

What are the documents I need? What should I have in place? Which office should I visit first? After that, what next?
Will be in anticipation of a benign response.

#Sola
TravelRe: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 15 by Jackossky(m): 12:41am On Jan 12, 2019
Hello, I don't know if this is the right place to ask this.

Forgive my Naive mind, I have always thought of leaving the country but I don't know step or process involved. Someone had once told me that I will have to collect the Yellow Paper first, another said it's visa or was it passport? I seem to be in a conundrum and I beseech an enlightened one here to tell me the steps or process involved up to the point Of my departure. Also, my main purpose for wanting to travel out is Education and perhaps, curiosity.
I am the kind that love to explore... So,

What are the documents I need? What should I have in place? Which office should I visit first? After that, what next?
Will be in anticipation of a benign response.

#Sola
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Lady Defines What Integrity Means To Her by Jackossky(m): 10:47pm On Jan 11, 2019
CuddleBunnys:
Integrity is a personal conviction that you will not do anything against your inner feeling no matter how bitter the pill which you have to swallow.
A person of integrity always does the right thing…Always…when no one is looking….no matter what the consequences of doing the right thing will be,
At the end of the day there is nothing more valuable than your integrity, both in life and at work. There will be times in your life when there will be no congratulations ... when people will challenge your beliefs … when you will have the opportunity to take shortcuts into the gray areas that may very well help you get what you want more quickly or more easily.
You may even tell yourself that everyone else does it so why shouldn’t I? The reality is that no matter how tempting those shortcuts may appear they will never lead you to where you ultimately want to be in your life. Success will come and go but integrity is forever.Building a reputation of integrity takes years, but it takes only a second to lose, so never allow yourself to ever do anything that would damage your integrity.
Wow. Had to post it on my status
EducationRe: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Jackossky(m): 6:07pm On Jan 11, 2019
Rawblings:
2015 set of jupeb abi?
Something like that
PoliticsRe: Lagos Muslim Community Demands Sharia Court by Jackossky(m):
Sharia ke? No no... Ko le happen.Are they telling us that the Nigerian court is a Christian court? We don't want to see people being maimed all in the name of a religion and its arbitrary laws
Lagos is a secular state and NO... The whole IBILE says NO to this proposal. E se
PhonesRe: The Xiaomi Thread. by Jackossky(m): 11:23am On Jan 11, 2019
Mrviktor:
Yeah same here... I don't like it there .. I prefer it after I drag down d notification panel..
Iyam not pulling any trigger cheesy cool
EducationRe: Crazy Things You Did While Single On Campus. by Jackossky(m):
Mad things

Ah. So a friend came to visit... Base on the fact that I stay in a tight neighborhood, I had to redirect her to Ekosodin where my friends live. When they saw her, you know the bruh code na... They all paved way for Sola
Fate would have it,rain fell and men don dey gbaga sey enjoyment kill Sola today. This bae happened to put on jeans and she set die
As me dey try to make move,she resisted and I was like...are you mad ni?
To cut the long story short,she agreed to only kiss.. in our fierce fuel in kissing... You guys should trust me na...

2
My coursemate gf was giving me greenlight,headlight,blue light, even indigo light. As a Lagos boy, I tried telling her to consider her bf... I don't know what happened again, she stopped speaking to me when the bf is there. The truth is, his boyfriend came to meet me and asked if the rumours were true? I had to clear guy man but this same lady still find time to 'flirt' with Sola

3
Yee! Made me rememberJupeb. Chaiii, Sola, you be demon oo. I don't know where those girls came from... Smooching in night class, caressing tits and I was like

I met a girl for the first time, I just hand to bank on my cute face and proficiency, sitting next to her, without sharing words,I I placed my hand on hers, started drawing circles on her hands, she almost retreated but later gave in, she didn't say peeem. From her hands, I travelled down to her bare thing, rub it a lil and she just focused like nothing was happening.(Mo fo ooo)

4)

After dusting jupeb na, had to do my clearance. I was told to meet my clearance officer which turned out to be a professor in the faculty of ART. When I got to his office
'Goof afternoon Sir, I came here...' I primly said As I saw him focused on the laptop in front of him. He adjusted his spectacle and stretched forth his hand without looking at me

Without knowing what to do,I engaged his stretched hand in a handshake
'What!What have you done to warrant you shaking me' he said jocosely.
It was funny, even a coursemate that was with me laughed his ass out after leaving the office.

5)
Still in my flirty mood, I boarded a shuttle with a female admirer (Smiles, I have many admirers per being a little handsome,brainy and should I say rich?).
In the bus, I crossed my hands over her shoulder and let my hands wander towards her heavyweight br*ast. I have always wondered how it will feel massaging such huge *****. She was a bit ashamed and was trynna restrain my hands. Nipp** got hard and I swear, she was enjoying it. What was funny was that after we alighted from the bus at ringroad, a lady that boarded the bus with us walked towards her and gave her a white paper with a little writing inscripted on it... It reads 'Give your life to Christ, bla bla bla' she even went as far as putting her number there so she can counsel her

6
There was this girl that came to preach to Sola (Uniben can do sha.... They only sent out the beautiful ones to evangelize. Even if you are a sinner, while those babes are with you, you will 'christianize' yourself and hope you would get a date with one. As per me na, I collected her digit and ...

Funny still,I didn't sex any girl but master of smooching, exploring and .....I no dey carry last. When I resume, I will try to right my ways.

7
Hehehheehhe, Ekosodin boys pursue me 440. Phone, dem no see collect. They were like 'You are forming king of Jews abi?
I run sha. Many wey stay collect slap and they disarmed them

8
It's not as if I'm a bad boy, I just try to explore while I'm school, I don't want to finish and be filled with regret. There is time for everything but .when you miss some opportunities, it's already missed. When I Marry, I can't flirt around,no more one nigjt stand, have business to think of and so on. There won't be an inflow of people in that same settings when you finish Uni or poly so you have to make the best out of it.
So, when I see friends doing such, I just laugh, when I see Freshers feeling pompous,I smile knowing I once did that and there is no gain in it.

9)
What's the name of this fellowship again. I decided to use Midwest wing at basement for reading, I get one corner like that, very secluded, ventilated, and you will see all the happenings should you wish to. As I was sitting; about to read, the spirit in me which wasn't in the mood to read manifested. Instead of sitting languorously,I concluded that it's better to attend the church fellowship at East wing. I mean,I was feeling the praises they were singing unto God. When I got there, Sola was ushered a seat. My eyes settled on a fine lady beside me, in short, most girls there are okay. They are good-looking. The busty, the only fine face, the ****, so na, as a Christian, I just palm. Mood of worshipping God activated.
What drenched me as a surprise was that after the programme, the church has a laid down rules of hugging every members. Chaiii? See hugging .. Even the preacher came to hug me, the beautiful one beside me immersed me in a pool of hugging which I subtly reciprocated... They felt I was shy but NO. I was sorry for them because if I should hug back, ohh! Ohh....If I

I once hugged a girl at osasogie and a guy came to meet me, telling me to take it easy and was preaching to me because the way I held her.... E pass boyfriend own
I con dey pity for the church members but should resume next semester, I will torchlight my way back to that fellowship cheesy



Cc
Valerie47.
I'm an ambivert,more inclined to the introverted nature and sometimes, you have to make your life enjoyable as you see fit. Don't let me lie to you, it will get to a time that you won't be able to 'enjoy' those delinquencies, where you have to be careful. Do you know how it feels to kiss a stranger you just met because he/she is cute? You don't wanna be told, you just try it. No harm involved, cut the tie afterwards and free yourself a lil.
I have seen a guy, even girls, and I just tell them that I love the way they dressed. I have seen a team of guys walking, with one among them who is dressing oddly, not putting the uniform wore by his mates and feels a little sidelined or depressed... I just meet him and say 'You are amazing'
I try to make him feel good and focus the attention on him.

My best friends on earth are the introverted ones because they have an amazing mind and I love the way they think. Special people.


Love all the introverts out there.Muahhh and to the extrovert
'We die here grin grin grin '
TravelRe: My Sujourn Through The Mystical Forest Of Igbo Olodumare...ondo State. by Jackossky(m): 12:27pm On Jan 09, 2019
I think I like the way you write. Kudos
LiteratureRe: The Rise And Rise Of Award Winning Writer, Esther Itohan Obasuyi (Pics) by Jackossky(m): 12:21pm On Jan 09, 2019
Life of a writer.
We look simple yet, worlds exist in our head.
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