bright007:

I nominate Jackpot!Its jackpot all d way!

awww. .Thank you Sir Bright (B.Sc, M.Sc, PhD, OON, MFR, ETC.)
I really appreciate your grandeur nomination of me. I owe you one.
BTW, how's your pink Escalade?

mikuz:

like you?
Haba! How can you say that?
Mehn,i love you die.
Infact i've been looking a way to tell you since but couldn't gather up confidence.
And to come to think of it,who in his right sense would resist someone like you?
Owning sony bravia LCD TV,
Honda Avensia and all that?
Bro,you are made!

choi! you wan make my head scatter finish for your excess lovelynesses for me? You're such a wonderful in-law.
It's not like the other guy that always visits our house with a pack of cigarette and lighter in his back-pocket.
Thank God my sis chose you over him. This Xmas sha. . .e go happen la ta la ta

Thanks, Sir Mikuz

saddler:

I nominate JACKPOT!he is d best in this section!He always makes my day!

thank you Salad. .er. .Saddler i meant

longest tym, bro!

make sure you keep recharging your Fastlink so you can vote for me when the time comes.  

Thanks a billion

saddler:

I nominate JACKPOT!he is d best in this section!He always makes my day!

dani1luv:

Mr. Saddler, First time here shey??

Ajibel:

Studry cfr- the chap tries a lot unfortunately his jokes don't reach the 21st century standards
Jokepot- he has lost his humorous sense and cuz he has sold his soul to women, he doesn't deserve a mention
Bingo 'pig' bushgbo- always full of krazey innovations which goes against the nl law. Unfortunately his ban has rendered him incapable of being nominated

Funky mall-amu- not a regular poster but some of his jokes can only make u move a muscle of your mouth and sometimes you won't blame him cuz he is from the north.that explains the background nature of his poem;the north is close to sahara,its dry and hot making you go thirsty.dat said,his jokes make you yawn and request for water instead of more jokes


Expect more critical analysis from the number 1 nl joke critic.this would give u an insight on who to choose.
I'd be back for more

**notices the harmattan cold and offers Ajibel a pack of a cigarettes and a lighter**

guy take one use scatter this cold na.

but make you vote for me when the time comes oh.
You know say my papa and yours go the same primary and secondary school

bright007:

@std, cfr:are u begging for votes?

Studio, who told u d ladies are behind you?
90% of joke u posted had been posted by me. only award suitable for u is one for best DUBBER/PHOTOCOPIER of year.

ARareGem:

I want 20 acres of land, those estates in VGC, my own refinery. . . and lest I forget, the deed to those five-stars hotels must be in my name. And I want it yesterday.

Brazillian hair ke? F-string ni? Mtcheew.

er, madam easy na. Remember three of my kids is still in the university~

*stammers*

er. .well. .le. .lemme see. .what. . .I. .I. .I. .can. .can. .d. .d. .do

El Guapo:

Who's Buhari and who's GEJ here?

saddler:

I nominate JACKPOT he is d best in this section!He always makes my day!

dani1luv:

Mr. Saddler, First time here shey??

Studio CFR:

Na jackpot be Buhari na. . . He talks too much.
See as he dey do gra gra with him stale yarns to be noticed.

i no get time to begin write lòng stories with me cuz i know my team and my team knows and strongly behind me.

No long thing if i lose. .i still remain studio. . .i was the 2nd runner' up 2 years ago, 1st runner up last year and dis year

Who knows. . . 

i would accept whatever comes my way.

*i know my english is bad*




I see no reason why u should Cheat jackpot. . .

Na u be Bright and Saddler. . .

Shows how over desperate u are.

I dont like cheaters.

Too bad 

No let me change am for u.

lemme help you suspect finish~

jackpot=bright=mikuz=ben=saddler=dani=mukina2=El Guapo=Seun.

How about that?
So if person gbadun his fellow man, e go land am for trouble, abi?
See me see wahala oh.
Wetin person no go see this Wednesday evening sef?
No make me act Superstory for here oh *adjusts my wrist-watch*