THONZE:
THANX....I STILL DEY LEARN WEY YOU DEY.... BESIDES AM NOT TALKING,,,AM TYPING .....

i know, but how you type online is a near-accurate description of how u talk irl.
btw i love aw u reply me w/o directly abusing.
peace

bruh where r u locateD?

THONZE:
OR SHE EVEN BE LIKE "INNOCENT,,, NO CHOP THAT THING O,,,,BETTER THROW AM FOR ROAD IF NOT THEY GO WITCH YOU AND THEY GO BRING GIRL FOR YOU AND SHE GO TURN BABY MAMA"........ NA JOKE O.... IS IT A NAIRANDER THAT TOOK THE PICTURES

Bros u be talkative

FvckeDyoBiTch:
Yawns, bad planning is synonymous with Nigeria. Even my 5 bedroom House worth almost $1 mili is better than this $2 Mill+ exorbitant housing.


It's my Dads house, so don't start none of that bullshít talk
.

Your self steem is obviously low. always trying to seek validation in all your NL posts.

when u go post w/o trying to make it known that u live in the US.

Ppl like u have social anxiety issues irl im pretty sure.

get a life please this is is a nigerian msg board, either get used to it or Bleep off.

This topic i linked to was created a year ago

https://www.nairaland.com/2378735/dbanj-celebrates-35th-birthday-party

so who dey deceive who, abeg?

How much does this cost?

Or what's your whatsapp number

Hello,

How what kinda TV will 35-40k get me?

Thanks

welcome development if yuh ask me.

Hello guys, i'm posting to sought for the advice of hardware experts in the house regarding a problem i'm facing.

Let me make the details brief;

This iPhone is over a year old and its dropped quite a ton of times with no issues but too days ago,

i went to bed with the phone beside me, on waking up i discovered that the display was no longer normal

just a bunch of colors and a few visible areas. i thot fVVck this and plugged it to my laptop, nothing. i charged it too

nothing so i guessed it must be a screen problem. Now my question is, should i take it to slot for repair or where should

i take it to? i won't risk giving it to "any-how" phone engineers. Also, i'm going to kwara state this week and would like to

know if there is any reputable repair shop over there.

thank you a;ll.

chai

big miss

nice!

Some apple Products (iPhone, iPad, iPod, iPob etc) will be like;

"is he the first person to clean up Niger delta".

na wa o

creativity at its best!!!!

meanwhile, there was this topic a week or two ago

about an artist who made almost real drawings. Why are his works

not here?

wahala is when u thief fish for ur mum c

pot and the bone come hook u for neck.

Loss don dey pass profit so dem kuku release the bad market

This film go sweet diee

Balling igbo boys


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good

scam. No company will send you an official email and then use abbreviations such as 'u' instead 'you'

etc. wise up bro

no b dis same manager pick race when dem wan rob davido for kenya?


And davido, you still dey use the guys name in the same sentence with the word "strong"

David, iClap for your stupidity

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postponed again?

cocaineaddict:

I'm a businessman

lol.. more grease to ur 10 fingers

just look at ya write up

To be honest your brother trying to marry at 24 is the least

of your problem.

bros don dy mature

ok

lol

Sappyman:
Kogi State has been in the news lately over crime. If it is not kidnapping today then it must be robering tomorrow

,,

OH no way this is gonna be true bruh cuz i just got through something similar; There is this babe who visited me today, we had a hot nd romantic bed-action nd she didn't complain bout dat at all. But after dat i wore my cloth nd told her to get dressed let me escort her to da gate so dat she can get a bike and go. But she just frowned her face, took her bag nd banged da door when she was going.. I knew she was angry by da way she reacted, so i later called her dat evenin nd she was yellin on d fone dat i dnt knw hw to end a sexual experience dat she feels used.. BTW She was used, nd is uselesss now as i don fork every hook nd cranny for her Toto . I started beqqinq her on da fone dat next time, i wnt mak d mistake aqain. Abeq NL guys, how do i end a sexual experience so dat anoda babe no go vex. Also NL girls hw do u lik him endin it grin Did i mak any mistake by tellin her to qet dressed??.. And don't tell me bout qivin her money 4 transport bcuz dis babe z very rich. Infact she Is da daughter of a current naija governor(name withheld) grin tanks in advance

Teempakguy:
also, army. I was expecting a whole group of sexy girls.

I know even notice dat one.