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kilode100:
She looks washed out.

Too much drugs, orgies and God knows other stuff.

My prayers are with her.

you took this from my mouth. She looks skinny and unhealthy. So

much for someone whose parent could afford to pay for her education

in the UK.

disgusting

mysyto:
bro via SMS oooo

nah die o. if the girl is frosh OR from a MORALLY good ATLEAST MIDDLE CLASS family and

you know she has something worthy upstairs then bro take her serious. Thing is bro i was

and still a player. i just Bleep girls while playing the role of an unserious BF but i have a girlfriend who's like this your

girl, her family is alright morally and middle class - i.e she has all she needs but not too much.

she knows my bad ways but is always prepared to change me and i'm on the verge of

changing cuz of this girl. Just be sure she's not easily intimidated by material things else she's

not worth a trial. And also, give her some time while giving her close monitoring (i'm not saying you should stalk her sha o)

she sent this, via SMS or via email? cuz that is damn too long

henrixx:
boy stop explaining yourself I Don wanna know sh*t about you ur explanations show you are a desperate fake ass artificial kid.... Goodnight I may now release my dogs to keep you company

you can't afford a dog bro.

henrixx:
haha I'm not a match for you lol... And you are busy going round nairaland lookin for body building drugs and drugs for growing beards...Dat shows how artificial you are. You are simply a desperate guy wit such a low self esteem. Kill yourself if you don't look nice.... Maybe u may go for breast transplant next lol

mumu, i've been a bodybuilder over the past two years since i started playing basketball and just read up on creatine hence the reason why i have that thread up. EVERY Athlete lifts and supplementation is king.

and yes, i needed to grow beards and i don't see anything wrong with that.

for both ventures i've a budget of over 30k but here u are with a useless muscular body and 'full grown' beards
but empty pocket! Fix ur brokeness and stop selling 1gb for #250!

henrixx:
wer are you from... You said alot even unnecessary things. lmfao u must be a kid

like i said, you are not a match for me. You should either contribute to this topic, or swerve. dumb idiot.

safarigirl:
Warrisdis abeg? Which lain rubbish song be this?

This is almost as bad as Iyanya's Gift....imagine, "who is knocking on my door?" na the only thing e just dey sing, where is the sense?
Only thing he succeeded in doing is waving the Nigerian flag around and going by how shitty this song is, I wish he had kept the flag away from such shitty ,usic

u go fear safarigirl bad mouth nah.. but i agree with u on this one sha.

no thanks, i prefer natural african ass'es

i can ONLY do this for my kids not for my wife or my girl-fvckin-friend.

Nomzylicious:
Go get a place of ur own. A man without money to rent an apartment or hotel is not entitled to an Erected penis..

I agree with you but this is true only in nigeria where 90% of ladies are gold diggers and oil/gas.

they go for oily hands and when it turns to red blood the guy is on his own.

The photo cracked me small but the caption no gel at all

God!!! i luv this dude #noHomo

To all hustlers, please don't give up. Err hustler got a payday.

kBye

jaybee3:
obviously it depends on what you are complementing them on.
I don't expect the boring "Hi you look so beautiful" rubbish

If she dazzles in a bright red dress, then say something along the line of "Wow, that dress sure going to turn heads today. Fits you perfectly"

If her black hair Mongolian or whatever they call it is curvy, say something along the line of "Surely, this weather won't do justice to such a beautiful hair you got on"

Above all, your approach matters and you need to be able to come up with something witty on the get go.

Women don't have time for all 'em formal approach ish. Be confident and see results

spot on bruhh.

But i prefer to keep the grammar as simple as possible but depends on the environment sha..

You are right in the sense that i believe there isn't a formal guide for psyching ladies its all

about being witty and one's ability to think fast.

henrixx:
u lack self esteem obviously.... Go get beards before we can talk.

lmao. self esteem when i've got enough bar to blow and chicks on the dial?

oh fvck you broke ass fool. My GF is more beautiful than any girl you've ever had a conversation with

and note that i'm not saying any girl u've ever dated cuz obviously you 're too broke to have a GF.

My bae jokes by calling me wizkid saying 've killed all my cells hence the follicles are gone so go get a life.

If you have a full beard and still sell mtn 1gb for #250 according to your profile then you need to have a rethink

on how life has messed u up pretty big. fucking fool.

jaybee3:
The easiest icebreaker that will most certainly get their attention is by complementing their look

This does work but don't say it in a gentleman manner else u r a goner, be a bit aggressive when approaching

a lady the first time. something like "Good day, you look good etc.." is a turn-off and isn't gonna get u her digit

but go thus .. "heyy, i said hi but u finding it hard to respond. hope no ishh?" she go respond "sorry but i didn't hear"

THAT'S if she's interested in u (ur dress sense and accent/voice or how mature u look comes into play here).

If she ignores u then just free her.

If she replies by apologizing then u go at her again by saying "it's okay but i'm seeing u around for the first time. What's ur name?"

and then continue ur journey of getting her number.

devonpaul:
Lol, u bosses plenty for dz NL o. Orientals! Doro boss. Bet my question is directed that still walk up to ladies to chat, where I stay, if u have a car and some money for barbecue/beer, u already got urself a poultry

yeah bro but keep in mind that most of these gf/bf relationships in 9ja nah scam. just focus on making money

and have 2-3 no strings attached chicks at a ur disposal incase konji hold u.

poppin ordinary moet at a club on a friday will get u a no strings attached chick. also keep in mind

that most of those sales girls at shoprite, slot, affordables etc. nah olosho. when i went to buy my

iphone 6 at slot the sales girl wrote her phone no on the receipt. it was on a tuesday and we ended up bleeping

the next weekend.

BADNEAT:
ok that's the original puritan's pride in the pix..its good...but expect rashes on ur face in the first days of usage,u can avoid this by starting it with 1/2days then from d 3rd dat u can take it daily during meals buh with 2glasses of water

okay thanks for the affirmatiion but can you re explain waht u mean by "u can avoid this by starting it with 1/2days"

BADNEAT:
where did u order the biotin from??go to a good super market for d Sulphur 8...maybe shop rite .

https://www.nairaland.com/2383398/rapid-hair-growth-tablets#34820864

part of our convo

https://www.nairaland.com/2383398/rapid-hair-growth-tablets#34820864

part of our convo

BADNEAT:
lolz,contact your supplier...I don't promote the abuse of drugs tho..about the sulphur8 you got...that's not the original...buh u can try it..

damn. okay bro where to get the original?

Also, the biotin - abeg where to get the original?

i want to be sure im on the right track before getting into this 1 month beard journey

henrixx:
Simple.... Make he carry gum follow me go barbershop pick d one wey I go barb comot Con gum am to im face

mumu niccur

BADNEAT:
have not been allowed to access my nairaland account...share d pix of d Sulphur 8 you bought...after that,get onions and cannabis seeds...grind them together and mix with d Sulphur 8...then take the biotin one/daily.. with lots of water...come back after one month and share your experience.

Thanks bro. issue is where to get the seeds. i do smoke pot itself but the seeds i got to go see my niccurs for igboro sneh.

meanwhile, attached below is pic. showing the sulphur8.

BADNEAT:
really very busy this period bro...order biotin 5000mcg online and the original Sulphur 8...then u can Pm me so I'll tell u what to put inside d Sulphur 8...

bros even tho u no answer me i nor vex but i don buy sulphur8and now i ve ordered biotin 5000mcg online for 5k, abeg what's next?

BADNEAT:
really very busy this period bro...order biotin 5000mcg online and the original Sulphur 8...then u can Pm me so I'll tell u what to put inside d Sulphur 8...

bro still no reply from you. konga is out of stock for 5000mcg biotin but i can't find where to buy suplur 8.

help abeg

i wan chop ur red soup with mah bread

post=35926984:
here is her pic without a makeup on. please judge

she try, me likey

she has my vote

bro make i nor lie to stop no easy. but best way to stop is to read up on erectile dysfunction.

the fear wey go catch u go make u stop.

Also, i recommend saving a page on "harmful effects of masturbation" . make that page ur browser's

home page so that u have to read it err time u open ur browser. Then also, stay off porn[IMPORTANT!] and hmm, just read on erectile dysfunction

and fear go catch u.

I normally do it once a week after reading that it improves test. levels but

stopped after reading up on a guy who couldn't ejaculate while having normal sex or the one who needs to watch porn

before he can get attention.

Bro, also try to get a girlfriend and lash am wella.

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Bros she fine.

Forget story. [/color]

make she commot make-up first, then i'll decide whether to vote or not.

refreshrate:
Guy you sure? Talk true o

i rest my case o before dis guy show me sontin