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i over came my shyness during my second year in the university.

nobody go teach when guys wey no get money/swag/looks reach you dey fucck up and down

and girls keep winking at you but here you are looking away.

Also, MAsturbation lowers self esteem even more

Most sexiest?

Go school, dem no go hear

breh, i was once like you but now ppl are even complaining that i'm getting too big

well it goes thus, if you will follow my advice breh, you don't need no protein shake casilan 90 etc. EXCEPT you don't have enough protein and if you can follow my diet, you would get more than neccesary protein for body.
As a bulking bodybuilder i.e you need to add mass, breh you think in calories. Try to up you caloric intake. best way to do this is to eat calorie dense foods.

INDOMIE hungry man size has 1056 calories. 2 of this daily will give u 2k calories. one boiled egg has around 70 calories, frying it with olive or flaxseed oil or normal oil should increase the calories to around 100-110 Now do the maths, pop one hungry man sized indomie+2 eggs twice daily (morning and night) and you already have 2500 calories.

Normal golden penny spaghetti has nothing less than 1500 but consuming a whole one no easy, so every three other days substitute the nightly version of indomie + egg combo with a whole golden penny spag + 3 cups of beans, this alone will give you 2000+ calories and plus the 1300~ calories you got from the morning meal of indomie+egg you should be somewhere around 3500 calories.

Bro consuming this much isn't easy that why you need multivitamins. Buy Nuvera + fish oil both cost less than 500 for a 2 weeks supply. You will consume tire.
Also breh, apart from these boring meals, pop malt and milk every 2 other days that accounts for almost 400-500 extra calories. And then try to get almonds or raw peanut (groundnut) and munch them throughout the day. Also in the afternoon just eat what others in your house are eating
but those indomie and shi.t should be constant. right now i just got through with my meal; indomie hungry man + 4 eggs - upgraded version
when i got tired i had to push it all with water

With these routine you already got a balanced diet and ready to hit the gym. Just go to the nearest shoprite and go to medplus. Buy creatine
monohydrate. should be around 5k. it will absorb water into your muscles. and within 2 weeks of usage you will get bigger and stronger. take 5g daily for first one week, this will load up the muscles. After a week just pop it once in a while and PLEASE, drink a hell amount of water while ysing creatine to avoid issues.

This shit is costly and its 50% meals 30% sleep and 20% gym work cuz i met some guys at the gym. a month later i could bench, squat and deadlift more than them and i got bigger than them too, most of them eat 2-3 times day while i get a minimum of 5 daily meals - normal 3 square meal plus my indomie + egg combo while munching either almond or groundnut raw once. although i've been quite lazy over the pass 4 days.

if you follow this whole shit for a month and you don't turn hulk bro, then visit the village and beg all the grandmas.

ALSO, bro if yo masturbate, quit else you won't have the will power to lift more and get toned cuz masturbation depletes testosterone which is
responsible for muscle building and other masculine features. goodluck.

Peace, i typed so fast so could be full of errors.

ok

trip

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deadZONE:
Are u Chris Brown = NO
Beckam = NO
Christiano Ronaldo = No

***Fetches water from the well and pours on the OP
**Shouts Oboy wake up go wash plate.
Nkita.

choi see finishing

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kkk

henrixx:
lier NO money... Better still buy it and kill yourself ;Dlier NO money... Better still buy it and kill yourself

God, so you still exist?

Well i know better now compared to what i knew when i was exchanging words with you.

yeh no money, hope your satisfied? now Bleep off my mentions.

And take note; i'm not responding to your posts again.

vv

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BADNEAT:
the original Rogaine-5% minoxidil....

yeh i read up on it. 15k on konga. i wanted to buy it but some ppl complained on

heart pumping due to its usage.


since i had history of heart palpitation i wouldn't risk that,

Thanks brother

BADNEAT:
ok good to know.....its going to be slow and steady but obvious...any thing faster n quicker will cost u real money..

what's that? and how much is real money? but no i'm not in a hurry to rock a beardy look

but just curious.

BADNEAT:
how far...finally hot the delivery??

yes bruh and i;v been using for almost 2 weeks

i can confirm that this shit works if you eat neat, i mean good food with it

and pls drink lots of water to avoid pimples breakout. Now i can see visible strands of hair

on my chin. pretty sure i'm getting a goatee within the next few weeks.

EDIT: Bruh no vex i don forget say nah u recommend am for me. Thanks bruh it worked wonders

at least visible hair unlike before

tayoxx:
staring kor hand brake nii...shior

hahahahaha!!!!!! see finishing

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OP, rock climbing is a no no!

Also, where do you ice-skate here in nigeria?

More like this your post miss road. It's not meant for nigerians

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AlphaMoi:
come,been reading this thread..whats ur issue..u should get shot from d back of your skull!!!

You aint even trying to prove he is a scam but wana make sure d thread dies so he wont sell his shii..Nigga you be badt nigga and you deserve to see a gun pointed at your head b4 it clicks!!

Bruv. First of, Good morning.

Back to this thread, nigga made a thread putting an iPhone 6 for sale in iyana ipaja

no issue with that anyways BUT why will you not post pictures?? Even jumia, konga, ebay, amazon etc. and other

reputable online ecommerce websites put up pictures in their listings so i see no reason why this crackhead won't do the same

until he got called out on it.

Then what caught my attention was when he didn't put a price but said you should offer him something.. My bro;

- No pictures

- Iyana ipaja (confirm street)

- make him an offer.

Isn't this a bad business ethic? I then called him out of this and he came with the defence of "you r a broke ass" which is actually

hilarious.

And you mr gunner. better come gun am for head ASAP. mr gunner

This will be my last post on the thread and goodluck selling this piece of shit.

powerfulsettingz:
He's really 22? But y I ain't grow enuf at 24

he's actually 19, bro. he was born in 1995.

This was on his twitter page but he later changed it after the senate presidential

election. And for the records, i'm kwaran so i know what i'm talking about.

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akanniade10:
Ode!!! I knw ur type. Firstly iPhone 6 was launched in September so telling me you got it in December makes it 3month which am sure it's probably ur neighbor or someone on your street





secondly am 100% sure u ain't using an iPhone 6 to reply me cos ur auto correct won't spell iphone Ur wish will come true. I don talk am already, na "online" dey cause all ds kain tin. I regret the first time I ever quoted u, I F'up gan! U can learn one or two things here on Nairaland, stop constituting nuisance on people's thread! Take care boy

for your mind now, you don catch liar??

Bro your sick if you think you can't type what you like by clicking the left most tab outta

the three tabs that show just above the keyboard when you start typing on your

iphone. i just did again fvcktard.

akanniade10:
Ode!!! I knw ur type. I don talk am already, na "online" dey cause all ds kain tin. I dey here dey wait u

Yes your right. I got my balls here online. Cuz who would want to meet a thug who couldn't

make a proper sales thread anyways. On the other hand, if i catch you for my street you 'll

get murked for acting smart. Boys hate am gaaaan.

akanniade10:
Can't u just stfu and walk over.... U re the stupiid one here cos I don't know what ur problem is with my advert. If u can't afford a new iPhone 6 must u act like a fool.

As for the deal, ur stupiid self actually thinks without nairaland I won't sell my phone. Boy you kidding me.

hahahahahaha..!

is it a co incidence that i've bought the iphone 6 since december 2014 (2 months after it came out)

and i'm actually replying you from an IPHONE 6??

bruv like i said earlier, deal gone sour. Go to bed.

akanniade10:
Pained Mofo!!! Get a life Asswipe . Wat u make in a year indeed! Crazy idiot be bragging here on a public forum.

I no get ur time.

Phone still very much available!

If you can't deduce from the way the thread is going that no one is gonna risk

dealing after all these posts then i laugh at your stupidity.

Deal gone sour already, bro.

i got in late

can't do withou popcorn


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akanniade10:
All I can see are some set of kids gallivanting and constituting nuisance on my thread. If u aren't buying, y dnt u move ahead. Av checked out u guys profile and trust me all I can deduce is that U are jobless and as a result constituting nuisance all ova nairaland esp in the tech market.


For serious sellers, state ur price and contact! I will reach out to u on whatsapp (where u can ask more questions) if it favours me. Check my topics, I have sold iphone 4,5,5s here on nairaland. Now I have this one up for grabs.

Bleep you and your fucking opinion idiot.

My second post on the tech section was the first reply i made on this scam thread.

also, the joblessness part? oh Bleep you again, wat i make in a year you can't make in 5 years from

your scams. Fucking idiot.

blublahd:
i see BlackBerry and I see iPhone, how come?

i think say Nah only me.

bruv judging from how you respond to anyone that calls you

out on your mumu business ethics, one will know that your arrogance

is hereditary. You think everyone that posts here is broke? you can say that again idiot.

its simple. carry your 120k or more go meet am for iyana ipaja.

dem go carry english commot rob u of yah cash. i laugh in chinko

Naija don turn another thing.


Go post this same thing on an american forum and you will get
a bit of sympathy. Boys no send you here die if you go die lmao.

oh really? tell me something

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