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refreshrate:
In short na houseboy work fit the OP is dat what youre trying to say?

lmao, no b dah one i talk o, him fit try sales boy for shoprite cuz he looks "presentable"

BADNEAT:
really very busy this period bro...order biotin 5000mcg online and the original Sulphur 8...then u can Pm me so I'll tell u what to put inside d Sulphur 8...

thanks bro. but tell me exactly where to order them - website etc.,

thank you

BADNEAT:
can get him a package for N10,000 that must work...biotin and the original Sulphur 8 mixed with a secret herb...reach out if interested

Pm me lehs see wah u got

bayocanny:
salam alekum I must say u have very good posture, I would like to know you..... Can I pm you?

you be mumu, go check the dictionary meaning of posture before spewing trash.

meanwhile, OP u try but u no really get modelling features - height is zero, body build sef nah average (kinda bloated

not well defined but you don't wanna hit the gym else u'll look like iyanya or kcee lol).

Also, your fashion sense sucks no oooffiense but all i see is redundancy no versatility at all and that front teeth, file am small abeg.

I know i'm a critic but u shouldn't have posted ur pinshures here at the first place if u were trying to avoid ppl like me

bro do u do GAY's too. i need serious kpanshing for my virgin asshole. if yes, how much u go pay

hahahaha, lmao bruv. Nah u not ur friend.

Meanwhile, me sef get this ishh. YES! ME and MY friend and i'm willing to shell out up to 10k for a working solution.

dem full GYM now.

oponu somborry

OP, forget bout this bullshit you don old pass am. what has the opinion of NL ladies got to do with

the fact that a shallow girl said u r ugly. If you want every girl to say "omg he's cute" err time they see

u then obviously something is wrong upstairs or maybe u've forgotten that those who try to satisfy err one

end up not get their own personal satisfaction.

RichDad1:
Why are they crowded like market women inside a molue? Can't they afford Fclass or better Private Jet like me?
Incase of next time don't shy from calling. You know where to get me.


This is how it's 'post to be.
We rolling big.

oya wake up, day don break

hottest111:
Guy,, why re u lyk dis na ,,,did d Op begged u to comment on his post

nope, neither did i beg u to quote me. won't it be nice if err one keeps his own 'begging'?

one luv bro

end time threads.

cuz what do we stand to gain from answering ur mumu question

my advise;

tell ur friend to open a nairaland account and seek for advise himself.

if err one can do this, nairaland's user base will increase and we will experience

a reduction in "my friend" threads.

peace.

yo mate, ion need no ice breaker i just hit the fuvking nail on its head

"i'm lodging at eko hotels for a week then i move to oriental the next week, are you in or not"

Then i flash her some bills and we go from there



















No mind me nah joke. back to the topic why not just place ice for sun and let it melt.

using hammer is an overkill in my opinion

Bro this kind thing don happen to me before as well. buh that day as i don high nah me been wan fund the "party"

but after paying 2k outta 6k my mind change i just tell one of my guys who wasn't at the bar with earlier to fvck the punny

but him prick no stand

Another one come try, him prick no stand.

Then the 3rd guy wey suppose try fear catch am. Nah so me i start dey use street for the girl but my guys say make i calm

down. As she wan make call i seize her phone but as she start to dey curse nah im one of us wey don fear die return my 2k

come accompany the babe commot.

OLOSHO == Commedy.

For rest of mind carry dem go place wey neutral - i mean no carry dem go where you get rep and no go where

dem colleagues dey so if yawa gas u go fit change am for dem easily.

spanishkid:
do me a favour close your negro mouth. I didn't invite you to contribute on my thread. I love my mom and my girl and I'm proud of showing them off. If you're not proud of yours I'm proud of mine. Exactly you're too old to be fooling around. Get lost coloured boy.

You are sick, ppl get sued for posting stuffs ( that are supposed to be private ) on faceless web boards and here you are

doing same to ur family - You even mentioned your current location. Perhaps you think you are in safe countries like canada or the EU (france, italy like you pointed out).

This is a 3rd world country, the average stranger you are talking to has no good intention and is all about survival even if it means
messing with you or your family. If you can't get this fact drilled into your skull then why not make a full album containing pics and vids of ur family together with location and phone numbers then post a link to it on here.

Like i typed earlier, you are a racial dumbass.

misspicy:
I have encountered a lesbian b4 o.

It was a rainy day and I had to go do some transactions at the bank,na so I pick teller to feel one lightskinned sexy bae just walked up to me,her cologne has the nicest smell ever and immediately I felt intimidated,na do dis bae asked to use my pen,i told her to hold on so I can complete feeling my teller,i just turned to give her the pen and caught her eyes on me,looking in a way dat guys do when they are drooling over a girl

I was like wat the fvck is tgis girl looking at...nxt tyn she said is I like your shape,you are beautiful,i saiid thank you and made to give her the pen and go queue up,d nxt tyn she just held my hand and gave me a note.

On getting to the queue,i decided to chck wats written in the note and I saw in capital letters,CAN I BE YOUR FUCKMATE...i was like wat the hell and turned round to look at her and she winked at me,inmediately I became afraid and faced my front,i called my boo and told him I just want to hear his voice,he was suprised coz we just finishes talking b4 I went to the bank,na so I face front,do my transaction and ran out if the bank for my dear life b4 person jazz me. I just leave the pen for her sef


That experience made me to start suspecting lightskinned girls o,even my cousins

This cracked me up like crayy, i don dash u one like

spanishkid:
I'm not surprised from the way you sound. I doubt if you're from the Niger Delta like you claim. Try and be sensible you're too old for this negro.

First off all, i didn't quote you attention seeking "muchacho"

so fucking stop quoting me. And no, no one is making a sound, i typed i didn't send a voice note so why not get ur facts right.

Also, you don't know my age and i can't remember seeing any form of age restriction measure

implemented by NL while making my account meaning you can't even guess my age range accurately

so what do you mean by "you're too old for this"?

And yes, i'm not from niger delta was just throwing a joke.

Last-bullet: You don't knw my skin color so don't call me a negro, racial dumbass.

#inb4iGetbannedForThisPost

mumu, who "showing off mum and bae" don help?

meanwhile, my niger delta brothers, food don land.

e dey somwhere in benin city, edo state.

OP no vex, but u nor sabi lie.

if u go lie, first learn how to use paragraphs, at least that will make it more

readable for the gods whom this story is meant for anyways.

...

OP you dey craze, where kwasu for ur fucking list?

FYI kwasu is way faster than unilorin so get informed before posting trash

OP.. no vex but...

meanwhile.. .

So i need this as a bodybuilding supplement and seen it on jumia

but i can't find pay on delivery option. Note that i'm trying to make paying online and awaiting delivery (faith) my last option.

is there any other option available for me?

thanks

why's it that here on NL the person having the problem is always 'a friend'.

i salute una conscience oo

jonaifame22:
Me

bros u get better natural packs come resemble niger delta kidnappers.. [no offense nah joke abeg]

witnezHD:
please carefully count it

No vex but it looks like packs gotten from starting tiger 'pass my neighbour' generators.

Joanne00:
Hello All,

I have a lady which i dated for 4yrs before may this year 2015 all times together was fight and argument and moreso she is the type that love to go with guyz(friendz) and suddenly she brought her two EX into the house differently but she told me one of them is just frend not until i find out on her phone that she has dated d guy before,when i ask her she told me (THEN)..so i forget and let go...

But, now frustration made me go have an introduction with another girl instead of her (MAY 2015) without me informing her....I KEPT IT WITHIN MYSELF AND KEEP MOVING WITH HER, BECOS OF THE LOVE BTW US WAS SO DEEP. ON A SUDDEN DAY I SAW HER INSIDE A MAN CAR AT D BACK OF THE HOUSE WHILE COMING BACK FROM WORK, BUT WHAT SUPRISED ME WAS SHE SNUPED ME AND WENT AWAY WITH THE MAN COMING BACK I ASK HER AND SHE TOLD ME THE MAN IS HER GUY I FELT (SHOCKED)!!.I BEGGED HER ALL THRU THE NYT BECOS I LOVED HER BUT SHE STILL TOLD ME SHE DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY ABT THAT.

Now she find out have done an introduction with a lady, she was nt herself, she keep crying and crying and she has really lien down ,not happy anymore we love ourself and she keep telling me why?? with deep tears...she loves me and i still loves her........PLEASE WHAT SHOULD I DO/??/??/ AM CONFUSED, I still loves her

Brb i will come and read this 'tales by moonlight' later but better call the editor to fix this poo before

i come back o.

nacosprof:
Good an fine ladies always end up in hands of cultics,..if can still remember those years in school,..beautiful ladies only know me when it's text or Exam period time after then they dedicate the outcome success to their boys,.

prof. akowe, i'm sure u meant cutleries.

A bait for perverts.

PM go don full OP's inbox by now.

OP, you share same perfume as sandranna??

Also, This same pinshure on OP's profile has been used

by Sandranna in the past. BTW, i wasn't stalking the e-goat just bumped on 'her' profile.

OP = Sandranna = Low-life male idiot.

LAst bullet: who get iPhone charger wey fit charge BB?

manee2:
Imagine this stuff with an oversize bra. Guys we have to be very carefully, it is obvious that girls are turning to something else just to get noticed. Lets not be decieved!

issorite.

person don chop rotten fish come fart and the fart smells fishy just like this senseless sales thread created by a dumb scammer/

Go OLX that's where yuh fellow brothers dey 'operate'.