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Health / Re: COVID-19: Ezekiel Olapade And Obafunke Denloye Of UCH Test Positive by JaffyJoe(m): 1:16pm On Mar 29, 2020
sexylassie2:
How come all these VIPs getting positive arent dieing

It seems there is a cure for them alone

The fatality rate is actually very low. In fact, majority that's infected can heal in their own homes.
Politics / Re: Lagos Police Inspect Markets And Buses To Ensure Compliance With LASG Directives by JaffyJoe(m): 4:37pm On Mar 26, 2020
iammo:
how are we sure the 14 days seat at home would have any major effect on the virus

It helped in other countries.
Politics / Re: Presidency Begins Fumigation Of Buhari’s Offices, Others Over Coronavirus by JaffyJoe(m): 4:31pm On Mar 26, 2020
Nbote:
Selfish and foolish set of leaders.. When will dey start disinfecting the airports, marketplaces and other public places used by d masses?

My brother. If these guys were noble, they'd start this fumigation drive from the masses first. They are greedy and don't know what leadership mean.

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Politics / Re: See How Many Ventilators Nigeria Would Have Had If NASS Renovation Money Is Used by JaffyJoe(m): 7:00pm On Mar 25, 2020
Godhead4:
WELL PLAYED CHINA....

*SCENE 1 :*
The curtain opens: China becomes ill, enters a "crisis" and paralyzes its trade. The curtain closes.

*SCENE II.*
The curtain opens: The Chinese currency is devalued. They do not do anything. The curtain closes.

*SCENE III.*
The curtain opens:: Due to the lack of trade of companies from Europe and the USA that are based in China, their shares fall 40% of their value.

*SCENE IV.*
The curtain opens:: The world is ill, China buys 30% of the shares of companies in Europe and the US at a very low price. The curtain closes.

*SCENE V.*
The curtain opens: China has controlled the disease and owns companies in Europe and the US. And he decides that these companies stay in China and earn $ 20,000Billions. The curtain closes. How is the play called?

*SCENE VI:*
*Checkmate!*

*ReAmazing but true*

Two videos have passed between yesterday and today that convinced me of something I suspected, but had no basis. It was just my speculation. Now I am convinced that the coronavirus was purposely propagated by the Chinese themselves.

At first they were too prepared. Three weeks after the start of the roll, 14 days and a 12,000-bed hospitals were already under construction. And they really built them in two weeks.

Awesome.

Yesterday they announced that they had stopped the epidemic. They appear in videos celebrating, they announce that they even have a vaccine. How could they create it so quickly without having all the genetic information? Well if you are the owner of the formula it is not difficult at all.
And today I just saw a video that explains how Den Xiao Ping gave the west a half stick. Due to the coronavirus, the actions of Western companies in China fell dramatically. China I just hope, when they went down enough they bought them. Now the companies, Created by the USA and Europe in China with all the technology put in by these exchanges and their capital they passed into the hands of China, which is now rising with all that technological potential and will be able to set prices at will to sell everything they need to the West. How are you?

None of this could have happened by chance. China who cared that a few old men died? Fewer old-age pensions to pay, but the loot has been huge. And right now the West is financially defeated, in crisis and stunned by the disease. And without knowing what to do.

Masterfully diabolic. It had to be the communists. |

Adding to this, they are now the single largest owners of US treasury with 1.18 trillion holding surpassing Japan.
An instrument that has seen the most rally

One ☝ prospective & Analogy
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How come Russia & North Korea have Low or Zero incidence of Covid- 19 ?

Is it because they are staunch allies of China

On the other hand USA / South Korea / United Kingdom / France / Italy / Spain and Asia are severely hit

How come Wuhan is suddenly free from the deadly virus?

China says that the drastic initial measures that they took were very stern and Wuhan was locked down to contain the spread to other areas

Why Beijing was not hit ? Why only Wuhan?

It is interesting to ponder upon.. right ?

Well ..Wuhan is open for business now

Covid - 19 needs to be seen in the backdrop of the arm twisting of China by USA in the trade war

America and all the above mentioned countries are devastated financially

Soon American economy will collapse as planned by China.

China knows it CANNOT defeat America militarily as USA is at present THE MOST POWERFUL country in the world.

So use the virus...to cripple the economy and paralyse the nation and its Defense capabilities.

Trump was initially downplaying the effects of coronavirus, calling it a democratic hoax, blaming Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. He was basically unprepared. Weeks went by and he couldn't even assembly the world's best. The Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), previously having been decimated by Trump, was left napping and unprepared as well. Nobody had any game plan - one of the few times America operated from adhoc mode.

Lately President Trump has always been telling of how the GREAT American economy was improving on all fronts and jobs were coming back to the USA

The only way to destroy his vision of making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN is to create an ECONOMIC HAVOC. But he forgot his vulnerability - wellness.

Wuhan's epidemic was a showcase.

At the peak of the virus epidemic....China's President Xi Jinping...just wore a simple RM1 facemask to visit those effected areas.

As President he should have been covered from head to toe, right?.....But that was not the case.

He was already injected to resist any harm from the virus....that means a cure was already in place before the virus was released

China's vision is to control the World ECONOMY by buying up stocks now from countries facing the brink of severe ECONOMIC COLLAPSE.....Later China will announce that their Medical Researchers have found a cure to destroy the virus

Now China shall OWN the stocks of All Western Alliances and these countries will soon be slave to their NEW MASTER.....



In fact I can't say these are mere words of a conspiracy theorist. The Chinese have proven on numerous times to be sly and ruthless. But bro, if they think they can become the number one in the world economically and militarily through this backdoor strategy, they are in for a surprise.
Politics / Re: See How Many Ventilators Nigeria Would Have Had If NASS Renovation Money Is Used by JaffyJoe(m): 6:35pm On Mar 25, 2020
Commonsense99:
grin

So where is the Electricity to have powered the ventilators?

Nigerians seem to be overlooking the fact that mech vents run on Electricity, as in if power shuts down most patients dies almost instantly . grin grin

Let's assume someone performed magic and imports mech vents, how do you power it? With I pass my neighbour generator? undecided

Those who survived corona Induced Intubation usually rocks many days, most will stay upto two weeks on ventilators , of course with constant electricity.. What exactly was Nigeria thinking when it left it's borders open knowing fully well its the least prepared country in the whole world?

You made a lot of sense. Props.

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Politics / Re: FAAC Shares ₦581.566 Billion February Revenue by JaffyJoe(m): 8:18am On Mar 24, 2020
Lanre4uonly:
Ok. It is noted.
The shared allocation should be put into effective use so as to better the life of the citizenry, especially at this challenging period of Covid-19.

Lol do you seriously believe what you said? You used effective and Nigerian politician in the same sentence?
Health / Re: Coronavirus: NAFDAC Approves Production Of Chloroquine For Clinical Trials by JaffyJoe(m): 4:48pm On Mar 20, 2020
What our government does here is to wait, observe whatever other world leaders are doing & after a week or two, start replicating baby steps of those moves. They simply have no clue. Why can't we initiate & stop leeching?

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Politics / Re: Change Amotekun’s Name To ‘Oduduwa Guards’ – MURIC by JaffyJoe(m): 1:22pm On Mar 20, 2020
Guestlander:
Amotekun is the name of an animal, what about the Eagles? I didn't know our national football team players are actually birds.
Mumuric.

That will become "Super Brothers". Mad person.
Education / Re: Aker Nguyilan: Jambite Dies In Car Accident While Travelling To Write JAMB Exams by JaffyJoe(m): 7:20am On Mar 19, 2020
End of a chapter. Rest on kiddo.
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Enugu Takes Proactive Steps, Relocates Isolation Centre To ESUT by JaffyJoe(m): 6:50pm On Mar 18, 2020
Structures that ought to be in place even without any outbreak of any pandemic are just being put in place because our politicians are scared for their lives. If this thing were to affect only the poor, they wouldn't care.

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Crime / Re: Police Searching For Killers Of Herdsmen In Kogi by JaffyJoe(m): 9:38am On Mar 16, 2020
Swift action taken since it's Fulani.

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Politics / Re: New Pictures Of Sanusi At His Lagos Residence by JaffyJoe(m): 7:33pm On Mar 14, 2020
Banmeallday:
When people, especially “Southerners” are asking for Sanusi to be President in 2023, you know that the term NIGGERS really exist....


Very dumb people

Lmao dude this cracked me up.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Killed, Maimed In 5 Kaduna Villages For 4 Hours by JaffyJoe(m): 9:11am On Mar 07, 2020
First of all, the government should stop living a lie by calling them bandits. They are TERRORISTS.

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Politics / Re: Umahi To Osinbajo: South-East Governors Will Soon Unveil Security Outfit by JaffyJoe(m): 11:28am On Mar 06, 2020
ablejesus26:



I have never seen any Igbo man discredit amotekun

forget all this idiot claiming igbos on nairaland just to masturbate on their childish and mumu Yoruba vs Igbo fight

and I hope you are not part of dem

Abi oo. Anyone in their right senses should commend the Southwest for taking the bold step regardless of political divide. The enemy of my enemy should be my friend still.

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Sports / Re: Odion Ighalo Scores Twice As Manchester United Defeat Derby County 3 - 0 by JaffyJoe(m): 10:05am On Mar 06, 2020
Want this guy to succeed so bad. Utd must extend his contract o. Mikel would have had the honor of being the first Nigerian player in that team but he went with what he went with.

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Arafat's Corpse Dug Up By Fans (Video Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 6:41pm On Aug 31, 2019
Africa my Africa. Oh! What a stupid continent filled with savages.

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Celebrities / Re: Yvonne Jegede Invites Men She Rejected Earlier To Come And Try Again by JaffyJoe(m): 12:38pm On Aug 30, 2019
The real meaning of Ati lo, Ati de.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Kunle Afolayan's 4 Children (Photo) by JaffyJoe(m): 2:49pm On Apr 15, 2019
Olamsoh:
ExxonMobil is leaving.
GSK is leaving.
PZ is leaving.
Nestle is leaving.
Cadbury is leaving.
HSBC has left.
Dunlop has left.
Michelin has left.

WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING IN NIGERIA?

This is funny and not at the same time. Are they actually leaving? Didn't read any news to that effect.

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Family / Re: Ok by JaffyJoe(m): 4:18pm On Apr 02, 2019
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Phones / Done by JaffyJoe(m): 8:25am On Mar 24, 2019
Achieved.
Politics / Re: Jubilatons In Kano As PDP Leads APC In Governorship Election by JaffyJoe(m): 9:35pm On Mar 09, 2019
hotwater1:

My sister i weak pass u

I'm a man jor.
Politics / Re: Jubilatons In Kano As PDP Leads APC In Governorship Election by JaffyJoe(m): 7:57pm On Mar 09, 2019
hotwater1:


A fool without shock absorber. grin
No b Awusa again?!

My guy I just weak for these people.

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Politics / Re: Jubilatons In Kano As PDP Leads APC In Governorship Election by JaffyJoe(m): 7:28pm On Mar 09, 2019
Look at that fool clutching to the street light. angry

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Politics / Re: Ninth National Assembly To Get 15 Ex-governors As Senators by JaffyJoe(m): 10:13am On Feb 28, 2019
dachilino:
While there has been been argument that Nigerian governors see the Senate as a retirement package, it has been revealed that the Ninth National Assembly will be getting 15 ex-governors as senators. 

From the 109 senators, the Ninth National Assembly will be getting 15 ex-governors as senators and they include Orji Kalu, Theodore Orji, Kashim Shettima, Sam Egwu, Senator Danjuma Goje, Rochas Okorocha, Ibikunle Amosu, Chimaroke Nnamani, Ibrahim Shekarau, Tanko Makura, Adamu Abdullahi, Aliyu Wamakko, Ibrahim Geidam, Abdul’Aziz Yari, Adamu Aliero.

Two current governors, Abiola Ajimobi (Oyo) and Ibrahim Dankawmbo (Gombe) lost last Saturday’s senatorial election as they were defeated by the PDP candidates. It should also be noted that APC won 62 senatorial seats, while the PDP got 35. 


https://unclesuru.com/2019/02/28/ninth-national-assembly-to-get-15-ex-governors-as-senators/


Oga blogger Dankawmbo is a PDP member, how come he lost to a PDP member? grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Vacancy - Business Manager by JaffyJoe(m): 12:58pm On Feb 27, 2019
acutesavvy:
We require the services of a business manager that will oversee business interest spanning educational consulting, real estate and Business centre.
Ideal candidate must have good command of english language and must be resident around Oworonshoki/Ifako/Gbagada/Ogudu/Ketu axis.
Minimum requirement: OND.
To apply send your resume to : support@aes.com.ng

In other words, you want a Secretary, Sales Executive, and Cafe Operator?

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Religion / Re: Funeral Home Denies Involvement In Alleged Ressurection Of Man By A Pastor by JaffyJoe(m): 8:57am On Feb 26, 2019
I'm not mad at the guilibility of the congregation but that someone somewhere felt they could pull this kind of fraudulent stunt and get away with it. angry
Politics / Re: Governor Dankwambo Loses Gombe North Senatorial District To APC by JaffyJoe(m): 7:23am On Feb 25, 2019
The claim that Buhari is extremely loved in the north gives me a kick. Where was all this love pre-2015? Same inhabitants in northern nigeria didn't find him attractive enough to give him their vote.
Politics / Re: Olawepo-hashim Votes In Abuja, Asks Losers To Accept Defeat by JaffyJoe(m): 1:50pm On Feb 24, 2019
He couldn't come down to his home state Kwara to vote? angry
Politics / Re: Nairabet Owner, Akin Alabi Wins National Assembly Election by JaffyJoe(m): 11:31am On Feb 24, 2019
candlewax:
This man is really smart. He know the end of reckless gambling is coming to an end and even the few that still gamble will either patronise bet9ja or bet king. So he has to find an alternative to fund his lavish lifestyle and maintain his numerous mistresses after all he is a Yoruba man

Gambling been here since the time of Christ. It's not going anywhere bruh. It's like being in the coffin business, niggas won't stop dying.

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Religion / Re: Buhari Vs Atiku: Pastor Paul Adefarasin Gives Clue On Who To Vote [VIDEO] by JaffyJoe(m): 3:53pm On Feb 21, 2019
LisaAnne:
LOL wtf

Lisa Ann the IndecentStar na? Shebi na you be that grin
Religion / Re: Buhari Vs Atiku: Pastor Paul Adefarasin Gives Clue On Who To Vote [VIDEO] by JaffyJoe(m): 3:14pm On Feb 21, 2019
LisaAnne:
None of the above

Happy birthday. Thanks for the wonderful memories and fostering a good relationship between my left hand and my pipe. You're Legend.

Regards to the rest of the team at Brazzers Lisa Ann. kiss

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