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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Babafemi Adebayo Dies In Brazil As Wife Cries, Begs Him To Wake Up by JaffyJoe(m): 6:28pm On May 15, 2020
Obese people are at the mercy of this monstrous virus.

May his soul rest in peace.

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Romance / Re: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by JaffyJoe(m): 7:35am On May 13, 2020
Liposure:
dem de abuse u 4 street

Lol no ooo. I'm the only son. Gotta keep the name going.
Romance / Re: At 41, Am I Getting Married Too Late? by JaffyJoe(m): 9:13pm On May 12, 2020
Wey I dey worry that I am late already at early 30s.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari As New Chief of Staff by JaffyJoe(m): 6:20pm On May 12, 2020
princdebola201:
allegiance in what sense.

Does sultan of sokoto have influence in ilorin historically?

Okay, let me keep it brief. When Alimi betrayed Afonja and killed him so that he could take over, his son Abdulsalam became the first Emir and pledged allegiance to Sokoto Caliphate. Got a flag to that effect. This has been the case with his successors.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari As New Chief of Staff by JaffyJoe(m): 5:43pm On May 12, 2020
princdebola201:
nothing like 100% Fulani in Ilorin maybe in core north.
There is no cultural or language trace of Fulani in Ilorin today.you an outsider can never identify them. Alimi descendants have been yorubanised. They eat, dress, speak, answer Yoruba names. Only few of them re still holding their names.

You can't say you have been Yorubanized when your allegiance is to Sokoto. It doesn't work that way in Naija.

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Politics / Re: Buhari Appoints Ibrahim Agboola Gambari As New Chief of Staff by JaffyJoe(m): 4:01pm On May 12, 2020
The Emirate family in Ilorin are 100% Fulani. The sprinkle of Yoruba in his name is tactical. I have no issue with whomever Buhari wants working with him.

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Crime / Re: Bandits Attack Shiroro In Niger State by JaffyJoe(m): 2:14pm On May 11, 2020
"TERRORISTS!" That's what they are. Buhari led government should stop tagging them bandits.
Politics / Re: MURIC Kick As Northern Yourths Are Transported Together With Cows by JaffyJoe(m): 8:45pm On May 05, 2020
Sauceless thrash.
Health / Re: Nasiru Gwarzo: 80% Of Kano Coronavirus Samples Test Positive by JaffyJoe(m): 7:49am On May 04, 2020
Kizzygentle:
Sentiments aside.
Tribalism aside.
Let's pray for kano. let's not lay blames now. The deed has been done so let's just do the needful. While d task force, govt, health workers are doing their part, let's contribute ours by praying for them and Nigeria at large. No more jokes again. This is more serious and deadly.
Let's also put lagos, Abuja and ogun state in prayers as d lockdown would be eased today. May d good lord continue to guide our going out and coming in. Amen.
#ONENIGERIA

If for every avoidable problems that occur, people take solace in "the deed has been done", then what will ever change in life? People need to learn how to unlearn stupid traditions hindering their mental capacities. All man for himself now, even northern states are closing their gates to other northern states.

They should stop thinking out of their asses and use their brains. Mecca was closed for pilgrimage and other religious activities. The FG is no better, doing funerals with crowd, northern governors hosting prayers with more than 50 people. We can't keep doing things this way.

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Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by JaffyJoe(m): 6:26am On May 04, 2020
Yongsiggz:

Aswr no such things like an halfway crook scared to look you shook

Word G. Nig had the most effortless rap delivery ever.
Celebrities / Re: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by JaffyJoe(m): 9:14pm On May 03, 2020
MKO Abiola

Muhammad Lawal (ex Kwara Governor)

Prodigy (Mobb Deep)

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Health / Re: COVID-19: Dangote Donates Lab Capable Of 400 Tests A Day To Kano by JaffyJoe(m): 7:17am On May 03, 2020
Newbiee:
How some people are castigating Ganduje for relaxing the curfew to allow people to stock food, is what I don't understand. Do you expect Kano people to stay indoors without food? Anywhere lockdown was imposed, there is special arrangement to allow people acquire some basic needs. Why would Kano case be different?. Beside, before the lockdown declared by Mr. President on Monday, there was an existing one declared by the state. People were expecting for the one day window to stock food on Thursday, just to hear that lock down was extended by another two weeks, and you expect Kano people to stay indoors without food for another two weeks abi?

Does the state government not have any money in its account to at least meet up with the issue of palliatives for her people? Even if it's just for two weeks, there should be things you can do for yourself until people start doing for you. Waiting on FG or people to donate first is an evidence of a theifing administration.

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Sports / Re: Sven-Göran Eriksson Rejected Super Eagles Job: "I Was Asked To Split My Salary" by JaffyJoe(m): 11:16am On May 02, 2020
Does that imply that Lagerback accepted the terms?

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Crime / Re: Decomposing Bodies Of 3 Kidnapped University Of Port Harcourt Students (Graphic) by JaffyJoe(m): 8:59am On May 02, 2020
Evil is everywhere but I fear people from Rivers extra.

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Travel / Re: Boeing To Lay Off Staff After $641M First-Quarter Loss by JaffyJoe(m): 1:58pm On Apr 29, 2020
holina:
nothing beats self employment

Even self employment sef. If you aren't selling essential products or services, nothing for you because when recession hits the most, nobody would care about paying for a gym membership, hotels are in deep pool too.

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Politics / Re: Personal Assistant Impregnate Bosses Wife by JaffyJoe(m): 8:12am On Apr 29, 2020
WTF is a West African Reporter.
Politics / Re: Full Text: President Buhari's Address On COVID-19 Lockdown On 27th April, 2020 by JaffyJoe(m): 8:24pm On Apr 27, 2020
joshjc:
This is the best speech I've heard from president Buhari,

Raise your standards.

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Politics / Re: South West Governors Unanimously Return 10, 800 Bags Of Rice Donated By FG As Co by JaffyJoe(m): 5:13pm On Apr 25, 2020
Does it make ecological sense to dump it in the lagoon? That's disappointing of Lagos.

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Health / Re: Policeman Tests Positive For Coronavirus In Lagos, Sneaks Into Ondo by JaffyJoe(m): 5:10pm On Apr 25, 2020
Stupid popo.

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Food / Re: Two Dogs Kills A Big Size Antelope by JaffyJoe(m): 7:05am On Apr 25, 2020
Balaxx:
Ekuke representing


Lmao grin grin grin
Travel / Re: Arik Suspends 90% Of Workforce, Implements 80% Pay Cut by JaffyJoe(m): 2:50pm On Apr 24, 2020
Glink2018:
A lot of people working in the private sector will lose their jobs...because businesses will be affected.


True. This is a difficult time for private sector employees.
Crime / Re: Female Police Officer Killed By Rivers Task Force While On Duty (Graphic Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 2:49pm On Apr 24, 2020
Whatever they smoke over there smh. Good have mercy even police isn't safe from police brutality.
Travel / Arik Suspends 90% Of Workforce, Implements 80% Pay Cut by JaffyJoe(m): 9:23am On Apr 24, 2020
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Chinedu Eze

Nigeria’s major carrier, Arik Air has ordered 90 per cent of its staff to proceed on leave without pay till further notice.

It has also implemented 80 per cent salary cut for its personnel for the month of April.



This was contained in the mail the Chief Executive Officer of the airline, Captain Roy Ilegbolu sent to the staff, where he promised that the suspension would be subject to monthly review.

Ilegbolu noted the global economic crisis triggered by COVID-19 pandemic and how it has affected the world, creating uncertainty.

“After careful deliberation and analyses, management has decided to implement an 80 per cent pay cut for all members of staff across the entire organisation for the month of April 2020. Furthermore, commencing from May 1st 2020, no less than 90 per cent of our staff will proceed on leave without pay until further notice. This position will be reviewed on a monthly basis and communications on further developments will be shared by our HR department as the situation evolves”.

“With the current observed trend of events, it is prudent to lean on the assumption that the situation is likely to persist for a while longer.”

“Of huge significance to us is that we have suffered a sharp decline of over 98 per cent in our revenue streams since the suspension of our scheduled flights almost four weeks ago. Added to this is the rapid decline in the value of the naira by over 35 per cent against the benchmark and with oil prices now falling well below $15 per barrel, it is evident that we must, without further delay, take decisive action to preserve our organisation.

“Our focus as management has always been hinged on the well-being and safety of our staff, managing our liquidity as an organisation and creating the opportunity to ride out of inclement circumstances such as the one we are faced with today.

Pursuant to this, recently, we reached out to our suppliers, specifically negotiating reduced rates on all our contracted services and mitigating operational expenses due to changes in demand. We also implemented contingency plans for staff and introduced operational support flexibility,” he said.

The CEO however noted that notwithstanding that some of the measures taken so far have contributed to conserving “our limited resources”, he remarked that the outlook for the near future is not encouraging, adding that the airline’s current level of business simply cannot support its operations for much longer.

“For this reason, to safeguard the survival of our organisation, we are constrained to introduce additional measures to curtail our costs, as dictated by the turn of events.


https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2020/04/24/arik-suspends-90-of-workforce-implements-80-pay-cut/

Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Wearing Ankara Face-Masks by JaffyJoe(m): 11:29am On Apr 23, 2020
Nairalandmonika:

U still don't get it, this material face mask is to make us protect each other from the virus, when you cough while wearing the face mask, it trap the droplet from your mouth, so if u have the virus u won't spread it. So if everyone is putting on the mask, we are more or less protecting people around us from being infected if we have it.

So knowing fully well now that it isn't everyone wearing it, what happens if someone somewhat asymptomatic with Covid-19 in the same room with you sneezes in the air? Does this reduce your chances? If your answer isn't an absolute YES, then it's an irresponsible move by a not so bright leadership of the state.
Politics / Re: Ben Ayade Wearing Ankara Face-Masks by JaffyJoe(m): 11:01am On Apr 23, 2020
But we were told using these materials is like 1% effective against Covid-19.
Politics / Re: Family Members Can’t Receive Double Money, Says FG by JaffyJoe(m): 10:03am On Apr 22, 2020
By the time these clowns finish with their various modalities, people would have died of hunger. All talks government.
Health / Re: COVID-19: Two Wuhan Doctors Turn Black After Spending Weeks In ICU (Photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 8:51pm On Apr 21, 2020
The duration the recovery took is mind boggling. 99 days? If one's life is dependent on this long commitment in Nigeria, that person is gone for real.
Travel / Re: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 6:50pm On Apr 21, 2020
KoredeOG:


You must feel like a photographer now.

You no grab the babe scope. She wan use style check if the guy is handsome so she can strategize her shot properly.
Travel / Re: I Finally Stepped Out Of The House After Two More Months Of Quarantine (photos) by JaffyJoe(m): 10:22pm On Apr 20, 2020
See as our girls are busy asking if he's married. Awon ole.

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Politics / Re: Onyeama: FG Lacks Capacity, Resources To Cater For Over 2000 Returning Nigerians by JaffyJoe(m): 7:53am On Apr 15, 2020
Simplyleo:
Very sensational headline to get some crackpots start masturbating with Buhari name once again.

Headline: [b][/b]
Actual message:

I dislike this administration but you are very right. Most of our media houses are like struggling blogs depending on click bait for traffic.

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Politics / Re: Has Buhari/FG Actually Mishandled COVID-19 Pandemic? by JaffyJoe(m): 3:00pm On Apr 01, 2020
Aksnoopy:
Contact me for face mask and hand sanitisers anywhere in Lagos. Delivery also available for oyo,Kwara,kogi,Abuja and portharcourt. # face mask 10000 for a pack of 50pcs, 100ml comart hand sanitiser for 600 each. Limited quantities available.

Stop spamming ogbeni. We won't have any need for your mask in Kwara by God's grace.

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