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femi4:
3+3+1=7 we actually won 2 lost 3 and drew 1

You are right, Femi. This is what happens when people miss simple Arithmetic classes in Primary School.

One man's entertainment and culture is just another man's food

48 Nigerian baby goats, just all dressed up and having fun, jumping, prancing and rollicking around in cute dresses for Oyibo farm.
To Oyibo man, this one na culture. He gets his milk and cheese from the goats, then he just keeps them as pets and for entertainment.
To Afrika man, although the goats might look cute, they will taste even better in pepper-soup. Him just siddon jeje, dey eye them for him food.
Life is such a paradox. Oyibo man doesn't want to eat goat or rabbit but he likes eating fried frogs. Africa man no want eat frog but he likes eating goat and rabbit.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQhJqoRbaII&feature=youtu.be

So where did he remove the panties? I don't see it. Abi na clickbait be dis?
He only pull the panties down to her knees. And the woman is just smiling and looks happy.
Did he hypnotize her or what? Next thing you know now, this pastor go just put the spirit inside.
Na wa o. Which kind church be dis sef? Dis one na end times.

Is this the same guy that called Nigeria one of the "shiit-hole" countries?
If you believe this guy, then you better be ready to lose everything and die.
He will sell you to the devil while laughing with you and shaking your hand at the same time.
This man is the original 419 gangster. Trump created 419 even before Nigerian people knew what 419 was.
Trump na wayo man. Na only mumu go believe am. The man dey tell one hundred lies every single minute. Na per second, per second.

My fellow kwuontary men and women, Good Morning. I speak to you from my heart.

Walahi, Talahi, I am holding my Koran and I swear by Allah name, the one and the only mightyful. He knows that I am speeeeking the truth.
I am running for reelection so that I can get chance to complete my WASC exam and I can finally get my WASC certificate and shut up my enemies. Please do not listen to my enemies. You know that they don't like cattle-herders and Fulani herdsmen.

But I know one thing fuo shuo, the fact that everybody (from Ibadan, Abiokuta, to Enugwu to Zaria and Sokwoto, and from Maiduguri to Kafanchan) everybody loves suya. Everybody eats suya. Beef is the official country meat. So why can you not love the Fulani herdsmen?

Please give me a 2nd chance to complete what I began. Trust me. I promise you. Walahi, talahi. I will fall on my own dagger first before I brake my own promise. No other person from the North is better than me. And no one from the South is even qualified to be in the same room with me. And the people from the Middle Belt, they don't even count because they are under us. I swear I am the best and only candidate to save Nigeria. 2019 Insha Allah.
Muhammadu Buhari 2019. VOTE FOR ME! Neegeria is Number 1

Why wait until just one day before the friendly match against France before they finally bring the players into the country?
The NFA has not changed. Still useless. Shows that Nigeria lacks proper player management and has NO team planning.

What is the big deal?
Why are people wasting your precious time?
He can call himself whatever he wants. Who cares?
He enjoys being a controversial figure. This guy loves to be different.
Personally, I do not care. The title or name of a ruler does not solve Nigeria's problems.
The name or title of the king does not make things better for the average Iwo man or woman.
What a waste of time and energy.

Lying down in front of another man. Shameless old bastard. This fool dey dobale like an idiot.
Why don't they just strip him naked and parade him around town shamelessly? He should be slapped.
I don't blame him. He copied former General Diya's example. Diya did the same exact thing in front of Abacha.
I have no pity for the fool.

To: Mallam Abubakar Shekau,

Which kind weed you dey smoke sef? Stop deceiving yourself. You are not going to paradise after you die. And you will not get 72 virgins.
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL! And you will burn for all the innocent people you have murdered, and all those girls that you and your thugs raped.
Rot in hell you infidel, piece of sh*t. Why has the Nigerian Army not annihilated this scumbag yet, after these years? What are they waiting for?
He cannot be impossible to find. Somebody knows where he is.

samuelpzul:
The problem I have with people from this part of the world is whenever case like this happens , the society always jump to the defense of the female , let's first critically look at the issue first , the so called smallie / little girl might not even be a saint as believed .
I know someone somewhere will say wait till it happens to someone close to you , this just validates why we are mentally , socially , politically , religiously backward in this country .
I say give the man a fair trial .

Did you even bother to read what you wrote above? And do you seriously mean that?
You gotta be kidding. So you are saying that people are wrong for defending the vulnerable little girl?
Are you even serious?

And why in the world do these idiots have the poor girl "the victim" sitting right next to her abuser and the child-molester? Why?
Also why take photos of this girl and then make it public? You guys need to change your M.O. These are modern times. Not 1915.
If a man wants some p*ssy that desperately, he should go and pay a prostitute? Why destroy a small girl's life and take all of her innocence?

It is a human thing to have sex but never with a little child. Personally, I have zero tolerance for all child molesters and perverts.
I consider myself as a very kind, peaceful and law-abiding person but this is one of the few times that I can do some damage to somebody.
Now, I bet you this worthless clown will turn around and try to blame his action on the devil.
Yeah, it's always the devil's fault!

Cult members, bah? To me, they all look like hungry area boys. One small boy just siddon there dey cry sef. So na dis one go solve una problems?See how dem pack dem for truck like sardines. Nigeria na wa for una o. Always applying band-aid on top of sore wey don get serious cancer. What about the real cultists? - those Nigerian Politicians and Senators? Nothing dey change for Nigeria.

Oma307:
please do us a favour by deporting all Nigerians over there so as to come and develop their home

Are you serious? Really?

Oma307:
since I have not that is why I'm telling him to release those who has the brain, money and determination to move this nation forward

Millions of Nigerians in diaspora are already doing that. Go and check your facts first.

Oma307,
Wetin you dey say? So na the overseas Nigerians na dem dey chop Nigeria money? Get your facts straight, my friend. Do you even have any idea how many billions of dollars that overseas Nigerians have contributed and continue to contribute everyday to the the Nigerian economy - and over so many decades? Do you? Every single year, diaspora Nigerians provide food, jobs, housing, education, health care and support millions of other Nigerians! You should be thanking Nigerians overseas instead of criticizing them. If not for them, the country will be even ten thousand times worse than it is.

This is exactly why nothing ever improves in Nigeria because you people are always waiting for some type of 'savior' to come and solve your own problems for you. God will NOT come down from heaven and fix Naija problems. DO IT YOUR OWN SELF. Heaven helps only those who help themselves. Ditto, don't continue to blame overseas Nigerians for Nigeria's own self-created problems. Blame your bad governments that you chose and help put in office. Blame the terrible and selfish decisions that they made. If Nigeria was doing what it was supposed to do as a country, it is so blessed with more than enough that it will be not just a successful country but a very great country. And you won't need to ask or beg anybody to come and live there. They will come on their own. A country that does not obey any laws. No law and order. No respect and no regard for its regular citizens. Where laws work only against the poor man. What do you expect?

Why don't you begin first by protesting against the corrupt political thieves, rogue business people and government officials? Kick them out of office and elect good, dedicated, honest people. Punish those who rob and damage the country for their own selfish interest. Stop playing tribal and ethnic games. Stop praising and worshiping thieves. Nigerians stop lying to yourselves. Stop deceiving yourselves. Stop blaming other people for your problems. Do something about it yourself. If you get any help, be thankful. You are not entitled to anything. No one owes you anything.

I had read about this previously in the NY Times: https://www.nytimes.com/2017/12/23/us/politics/trump-immigration.html And is anyone here at all surprised that Trump said those things about Nigerians and Haitians and Afghans or Mexicans?

THE TRUE VALUE OF A NIGERIAN PASSPORT

For everybody who has traveled anywhere in the world carrying that green Nigerian passport, I know that you have had this experience. Immediately you identify yourself as a Nigerian, you are viewed totally differently from other people. You are immediately looked at as a "suspected criminal" until you those foreign authorities can prove that you are innocent. Every single Nigerian who has traveled overseas has had this experience. I don't care whether you travel to China or Russia, Sweden or Britain, Poland or Australia, Iceland, Mexico or Argentina, Italy, Greece, Germany or India, and even Namibia, Kenya, South Africa or Egypt. There is enough terrible treatment everywhere for all innocent Nigerians, for something that doesn't even concern them. It is as if all Nigerians have targets on their backs for something they did not even do - for a bad reputation that they did NOT even earn. Even common yeye countries like Libya, Vietnam and Indonesia treat Nigerians worse than bush animals. If you are from even a very tiny country such as Togo, Namibia or The Gambia, you will even get more respect and better treatment than a Nigerian. Everywhere you go all over the world, you are treated badly by total strangers for things that you did not even do.

You always find yourself in a position of having to answer to answer unnecessary stupid questions about what doesn't even concern you because another Nigerian that you don't even know did something. You are "punished" negatively for something that doesn't even concern you. We all know that the overwhelming majority of Nigerians are honest, hardworking and law-abiding people who go about their daily business only trying to provide food and shelter for themselves and their family in a honest manner.

So have you ever asked yourself, why? And how do we stop this nonsense from going on?

Here below is just one example of why people in other countries always suspect Nigerians:

https://nigeriastandardnewspaper.com/ng/breaking-news-fbi-declares-nigerian-44-odowa-okuomose-alias-roland-saah-wanted-for-mail-fraud-jumps-bail-to-evade-arrest-steals-american-victims-hundred-thousands-of-dollars-involves-in-fraud/

When certain Nigerian people do things for their own selfish purposes, not caring whether they give millions of other Nigerians a bad reputation, this is what happens. When your Politicians, Senators, Governors and many government officials at home keep stealing public money, robbing the people dry and many of you simply keep quiet instead of you condemning them loudly and locking them up and driving them out of office, this is what happens. When many of you only continue to idolize and sing praises of these crooks, well this is what you get.
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The irony is that ALL Nigerian prisoners in Kirikri and Port Harcourt prisons, Maiduguri, etc., will gladly trade their places with this woman.
Fact is Nigerian prisoners will rather do their time in a British jail any day. She will be 70 years old when she finally gets out. Life totally wasted!
Maybe she will befriend the male guards so they can give her special treatment.

LESSON: It is never a good idea to kill someone for their money.
The ONLY time that I believe it is okay to kill another person is if it is in self-defense. I believe that you have a right to take any means necessary to defend yourself and your family.

NONSENSE! This is ridiculous.
Such a low level that religion has gotten to in Nigeria.
And how desperate are Nigerian pastors now trying to out-do each other?
All this in the name of God? Very sad. What a shame!

Chai. Talk about double standards. Moslem men suffer from a grave case of insecurity!
They can have mistresses. They can sleep with as many women as they want and yet, they lock their own wife down 24/7 constantly under cover.
I say what is good for the ram is also good for the goat.

Dino went to the carnival to get drunk and to watch women dance and shake yansh.
Melaye is a joker. Just like the rest of Nigeria's crooked politricians, he is no different.
I don't blame Dino. Who gave him the microphone? Who dash monkey banana?

So what is new?
Some useless Nigerians - always defending and fighting for thieves but will never fight for the suffering masses.
That's why the country is the way it is. Nothing changes. Everyone only protecting their own self-interest.

Evil men always find them a beautiful woman to stay by their side. Even wicked Hitler sef, had Eva Braun for a mistress/girlfriend.
Therefore, it is no surprise that the Evil Maradona found him a graceful and beautiful woman from the South (Asaba woman) to marry.

All of Nigeria's thieves and fat belle people gather here together in honor of Baba-thief's daughter:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ELjU8lpA1E MORE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzOSVi-FTuo

This girl sef, what's up with all the bleaching? Naija people sef.
Why can't you be proud of your natural dark skin tone?
Oyibo people want to be darker. Dem dey look for tanning salon.
Nigerians want become white. Dem go dey look for bleaching cream.
What a paradox!

The 3 Stooges!
The same people who have destroyed Nigeria for decades.

First remove and replace your stupid, incompetent and clueless old leaders at Aso Rock and replace them with someone who has some b rain and vision.
Then remove those lazy over-paid idiots who are chopping our money and claiming millions of dollars in undeserved benefits in our senate in Abuja.
And then sack those coconut-head, brainless governors of yours that you have in all your various states. This will save us billions of dollars.
Replace them with some young, forward-thinking, non-corrupt and dedicated progressive young Nigerian men and women. Trim the wasteful budget. Just look at Tanzania. Even look at Kenya and compare how much they get paid in the Kenyan Parliament to over-paid Nigerian Senate.
Once you cut all this ignorant waste, you can then use that money to create jobs, health care and education for average Nigerians, and build up the infrastructure. The day that Nigeria's electricity power failure problem is solved or fixed, that day is the same day that Nigeria will be immediately rescued and the economy will just explode and grow exponentially. If Nigeria's economy is solved, everything else will fall in place - jobs, taxes, growth, development, infrastructure, national wealth, health care, production, manufacturing, etc., etc.
Eliminate the useless PHCN. Just like their nickname, all that they know how to do is to HOLD power from Nigerians. They are truly a "power-holding" corporation. They live up to their name. They hold power from Nigerians.

If you do all this, more Nigerian professionals (including those absconding medical doctors) will stay instead of just looking to jet out overseas at every opportunity. And Nigeria will be a better place to live in.

Why is it that any time that any Black person who is living overseas, and who happens to be a direct descendant of African parents, excels in any field for example, either in Technology, the Arts & Sciences, Sports, Music or Entertainment, etc., European and Western countries are very quick to claim that person as their own. They don't even bother to recognize that that they are Africans too. But when any descendant of an African does something bad or for example, commits a crime somewhere, they are very quick to disown that person (even if he was born and raised right there in their country all of his life). Their media will quickly make it clear that that person is either Nigerian o, or na Ghanaian or Liberian or Kenyan, Ugandan, Somalian, Moroccan, Libyan, or from some country in Africa.

It never ceases to amaze me that time and time again, European countries have perfected the sleek and cunning art of always claiming any successful Africans (whether they are born and raised in Africa or not or whether their parents migrated overseas and gave birth to them overseas), it doesn't matter. The fact is that anything and anybody that will make Oyibo man or woman look good or put money for his pocket, they will claim it immediately as their own. And conversely, anything that will make Oyibo people look bad, they will quickly dump that person, in a heartbeat. Dem go quickly say that person no be dem own, even if he or she was born and raised for Oyiboland and don follow dem live there all of im life. Funny how that works.

This young actor, John Boyega, full name is John Adedayo B. Adegboyega https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Boyega is star of the movies "Detroit" and "Star Wars: The Force Awakens." He is of Nigerian parentage. He was born and raised in Britain to Nigerian parents http://pagesix.com/2017/07/27/john-boyega-buys-his-parents-a-home/ And you guessed it of course, Britain immediately claims him as their own. Yes, he was born and raised there but he still has African blood in him and was raised by Africans. The Brits don't even bother to give any credit to his Nigerian parents for the excellent job that they did of raising him. He is a rising star. Watch out! I say that he is destined to reach the top of the mountain. Go ahead, feel free to chime in and share other cases of Nigerians and Africans and their off-springs, who have excelled in various fields and do reside in overseas countries. If you have something useful to add to this or share with us, please go ahead and say it. No insults please and no cheap tribal comments and other baseless innuendos. Stick to the script. Thank you.

antzlaive:
Really sad

Because this guy (IBB) is a devil. A Diabolical maniac. A snake. Not a friend. With a friend like IBB, who needs an enemy?
He will eat dinner and drink with you. Flash you a smile and you don't even have any idea that he has already planned to kill you in the morning.
Even the Pope begged him. The whole world begged him to spare Vatsa. He was the best man at his wedding and yet, he murdered the guy.
The evil that men do will continue to follow them.

And Boko Haram is against Western Education?

Something is very bad here.
Looks to me like an inside job.

Nigerians sef. Why are you wasting time beating up the messenger? What did CNN say or do wrong?
So make una tell me, what part exactly of what CNN reported about Buhari was not a fact or incorrect?
Tell us which part dey make you vex? Abi na lie say una president don comot from country for many months? And nobody know im condition!
People, e be like say all of us don see dis movie once before o. And we all don hear the same tory before. Remember Yar'Adua?
Nigerians, wake up from your sleep.

This is another piece of evidence that this whole Boko Haram thing is nothing but one big fraud.
From the picture, you can see that this is one very poor young woman who cannot even afford to buy herself some decent brassiere or even decent women underwear and yet Boko Fraud must have most likely threatened her and her family and was only using her to commit their sinful, cruel, abominable and dastardly act. You've got to read between the lines. Just look deeply beyond the photo and you can see clearly that this woman looks like a scared victim and a very vulnerable unwilling person herself. I am not saying that she should not be punished but just making a keen observation and acknowledging that she is a victim herself. Boko Fraud will rot in hell. Their day in hell is sure to come. Hopefully, sooner than later.

The sad thing is if Nigeria was not such a corrupted country with such a diseased, vision-less, passionless and incorrigible leadership, such a wretched group of marauders and terrorists as BH will not even be in existence at all because tehy would have been quashed. While we have all those do-nothing "legislooters" in Abuja, robbing our country dry and living large like fat hogs, and their partners in-crime (the governor-thieves) are busy abusing and cleaning up all of our state treasuries, while the average Nigerian man, woman and child is just suffering and languishing in perpetual misery and pauperism.

Nigerians have to wake up one day and say Enough is Enough! God will not come down from heaven, put on boots and uniform and fight for you. Heaven helps only those who help themselves. Prayers are good but prayers alone will not feed you or pay your bills for you. You can kneel in one corner of your room and pray all day but if you don't follow your prayers with any action and go out and work or farm or hustle some money to buy some garri and ponmo soup, the food will not just fall down from heaven and simply land on your plate or in your mouth.
NIGERIANS WAKE UP. Stop settling for mediocrity. Stop allowing ignorant bastards to screw you in your state or from Abuja. Stop feeling sorry for yourselves. Fight back! Hold the abusers to task.

Look at the shameless idiot. No wonder the woman didn't want to sleep with you. Now you can sleep with men in prison.
Why beat the woman to death? Why not just leave her and find another woman? Capital fool. Ignoramus. Mugu. Bush Animal.
No man has any right to murder a woman because she cheated on him. Just leave her and find another woman good enough for you.
There's a lot of fish in the ocean.

SteveMarvic:
i will advise yu to start writing a novel

Complement or critique? If the latter, can you be a tad more specific? Thanks.