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With all the bad news you report, all you can afford is a 120k Droid... Start with some good news and a good phone will find you lol

Danfo

captainking:
..my mouth will not be closed this year o.. I really need a small car like this.. Since my last car was in an accident with my cuz.. Been carless since. .i don't mind paying for it.. As long as its from you. My confidence for your matter is over the roof.

You don dey make mouth..

If you hear price after tune up', you go pay?

1F30M4:
I can only imagine how much pain you felt at the time, 15yrs ago or thereabout but it feels like not so long ago.. Thank God for your life, better days ahead.

I was a mess at the time and the memories are still fresh..

Many thanks and amen!

Compliments of the season!!

Mariangeles:
You’re such an entertaining writer.

Plenty thanks Maria! Thanks for even settling to read hehe, most won't.. you're an entertaining audience!

Compliments of the season!

This is what we call “unsecured loan” in economics!

samuel051:
shut up,won't u disown ur father if he even start pricing this waferstix for 300k..see no just let me naked swear for u o..
Wtf man..

You were doing alright until you mentioned his father... this is Africa, don’t do that!

Ocholu:
Let me be real with you OP;

You need deliverance. The kind of one that comes with better flogging. I strongly recommend one of these White Garment Churches. Make them beat shege comot your bald head. That sex demon must leave you.

Also, draw closer to God Almighty. Download Apostle Joshua Selman's sermon and immerse yourself in it.

May God Almighty help us all. Amen.

My friend keep your “apostles” away from this...

The same apostles that have used apostic vibes to smash them up, both married and unmarried?

You want make apostle teach this man more terrible ways?

Hence the Chinese saying; too much of good stuff is bad stuff!

The sanest advice here is to go back to the drawing board by staying away from sex and load up on vitamins...

But I know you won’t listen so, fvck yourself to a coma lol!

johnw47:
no spaces, and keep all code in lower case

very well

Oh. Thanks.

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With this level of wastefulness, I wonder how he bought a car to begin with!

ThatIgboBoy:
Show me a Toyota solar 2004 with four doors

Is that too hard for u?

U're the very ignorant fellow here!

Upload more of "shot on iPhone meme" and U'll be fine..

I gat you

People who live in Lagos are really rascals...

See how calm these people are in a bus that's looking like an abandoned pool... these people can take anything tufiakwa!

A man from Kano would have freaked out and thrown a fit!

kingreign:
Highly debatable.

As I see that comment, I swear I just know say you go counter and the next comment na your own..

Kingsuave:
Your reaction after using Tura for 2months without the desirable result.

Chai mad mad people everywhere... You no well Suave

felixzo1:
I dey use tura but still black like charcoal.

You just made my weekend with laughter..

Now you have enough credit to call Jesus..

Dry!!

9icetoo:
Ha. On my ford with tiptronic 8 speed paddle shifter overdrive, na 1000rpm at 250km/hr.
E be like your own get small problem.

Una dey drive 250kph...

When you no dey nurburgring...

Belike the spare tire for ya booth contain spare life too.. hmm mmm

Very true...

Everyone is twisted; men, women and children...

abidemidare:
The picture was taken at my mechanic's workshop, mind u, I stays in lekki.

Thank u

U're a wicked man Mr Lekki...

Very wicked to that car, if that's the sort of mechanic(s) you use... it's no suprise the car smokes..

You should start driving a Daihatsu..

Thank you too sir!

My brother you dey use this car for face-me-I-face-you...

One of your winch neighbor don pour salt inside your fuel tank... Sad sad sad!

Kingdemu:
BMW wins at exterior design and Benz, the interior.

You smart..

Merc's curves are too retro, plus it looks too much of a Porsche.. but with a fancier interior.

kingreign:
Some actually sounds like a cow moo, some does the 'boouuu'
unlike some boring bland Toyota and Honda and Lexus

Excuse me Mr kingreign?

Because you left Lexus?

The G's are not bad (the exhaust notes)