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One day Taribo West and Obasanjo were arguing, the president got so annoyed and said "why I dey even follow you argue, you wey resemble gorrila"

Taribo replied him saying "aahh Mr Presido, see person wey dey call me gorrila, you no know sey I fine pass you, ur excellency?"

A young man was passing by and Taribo stopped him and asked "bros abeg 4 me and this Uncle wey stand here, who ugly pass?" and the guy looked at both of them for some seconds and exclaimed "wonderful!!! abeg una two be twins?

Poor Funmi, She might have to do the stitches herself, take on her MUM! this is not funny to me, this is an insult to the average nigerian mum, abi na so dem dey craze for Abroad?

A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a
Flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a
House of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered
it,
she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted.

He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the
money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it".

The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she
told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the

Girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He
said,
"I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making
love
with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want".

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it,
the
Cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right.

He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him.
Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the
Madam,
and headed out the door.

The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the
place with a disease, instead of one of the others?"

He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents
are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a

baby-sitter.

After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just
happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the

Dose that I just caught.

When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the
way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose.


Then when Dad gets home Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes
to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and
catch the clap, and HE'S the b***ard I want to get , coz
he ran over my FROG!"

A religious man walking along Bar Beach beach, was deep in prayer, all of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have been a good and pious person, as well as being faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish, any wish."

The man thinks for a bit and says, "Could you please build a bridge to America, so I can drive over any time I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Atlantic!  The concrete and steel it would take!  I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time.  Finally he said, "Lord, I have been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am uncaring and insensitive.  I wish that I could understand women.  I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when
they say "nothing" and how I can make a woman truly happy".

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?

its meant to humour us not for to kip saying recycled. if e easy u post your own original joke. stop putting people down with this recycled stuff.

I thank God my grandfada was not a hat seller, i would have strangled dat monkey.

the 10,000 shekels were on Goliath that he would defeat david, but he lost to David and the man died of Heart attack. That is the punch of the gist.

hey guys wake up, the guy lost a bet. he betted on goliath against David, is it clear now?

Nuhu Ribadu, Where r u, Naija is being put in bad lite here. Nice one!

just hang on and keep checking out this site, things will look up sooner than u expect.

S-M-I-L-E!!!!

lets all say a big T-H-AN-KK YUUUUUUU to Tony! as they say in Warri, Tony , No do ohhhhhh!, we hail u, u too much!