NgcoboP:
A very reasonable request. we have efcc icpc and the CCB even the police too.... DSS should be focused on its core mandate and allow other arms of government exercise their constitutional independence....

...anyway, dis may be excused 4 sheer ignorance about what d 'core mandates' of d DSS are. Try & learn about what d Service's statutory responsibilities are, as stipulated in it's laws (NSA act 1986 & Instrument No. 1 1999). Dis may help, pls. Get dis... d DSS remains d MOST credible & patriotic agency of the Nigerian State. What it needs @ all times is our TOTAL support 2 rid dis country of self-inflicted ills. #GodBlessNigeria!

Alternatively, which CHEAP android phone would u guys suggest for non-android compliant guys like us? Can't recall when last I used any phone aside BlackBerry & Nokia.
This Zuckerberg of a guy sef #mtscheewwww

Whizpeter:
Facebook no longer supports blackberry..

The app have been changed to bookmark across all blackberry platforms..

Who send you to upgrade sef

Before you download or upgrade any app, read reviews: that would tell you if the app is good or not!

Hmmmm
No mind me, I only realised I needed 2 have checked 'reviews' after I had "upgraded".
Wetin b dia beef sef (zukerberg & bb)?
Mtschwwwww #lubish!

Tried installing d 10.8 version of fb on my BB10, but immediately after it showed 'install successful', I tried opening, but it directed me 2 brouser, instead of its app on my phone.
...My fb app just zoomed off! Abeg, make experts help, biko !

Jirate:


But why is it difficult for you to understand what the SAN is saying, Follow Due Process. Simple, Any other way will meet a dead End.
To use your Example, if a Police man shoot a Judge dead, his colleagues will arrest him, Dismiss Him from the service First, before taking him to Court for Trails.

Good! So allow d DSS arrest, tender d evidence(s) 2 d NJC for their subsequent dismissal so dey could be prosecuted. Can dia be prosecution without any evidence linking d accused 2 d alleged crime? Abi na d NJC go arrest & prosecute dem? My pple, mek we allow 9jah forge ahead o. #haba

Joniboi:
Old fool

U 're d most irresponsible being dat has ever graced d face of dis earth ! What PMB said, na lie? #dusthead!

chosen6:
Nigerian Army killing innocent citizens and lieing on them since 1914. This is a clear case of extra judicial murder. Arresting 'suspected' criminals, tying them hands back and executing them is a classic example of ISIS trademark not what is expected of a democratic government. ni

Mud-filled bra!n

chosen6:
Nnamdi Kanu's father, mother, brothers and sisters are all living in Biafra land. Most of them have joined the IPOB protest on several occasions. If you think that Nnamdi Kanu will abandon this struggle, then you need to have your brain examined. Initially, characters like you were challenging Nk to step foot to the Zoo called niGERia if he had the guts. Unfortunately for your likes, NK announced on air on radio Biafra that he will be entering the Zoo and also announced the date. He not only came into the niGERia but equally lodged and like dullard that the Zoo president is he foolishly got hands on NK and since then to today, he and the country has never known Peace and will never know Peace until like everything created by man, the cursed entity called niGERia collapses and from her ashes emerges the sovereign state of Biafra and others.

She-diot of an ape !

Nigeria 1 : 0 Germany

Mtscheeeewwwww
#lazyWriteUp
#storyStory...

...dis #peterthedancer should b ashamed of himself ! #Lubbish !!

BossWike:
Buhari should give himself brain and stop acting am a military man. The fact is that no amount of military presence can stop the boys from operating in their creek


You want to arrest Tompolo; you want to silence Dokubo, yet you rely on their oil to finance your padded budget, who does that?

****
Did I hear u say "their oil" ?
Tell dem to get ready & take whatever comes their way, since common sense isn't common in d creeks anymore. #Nobody tries dat shiit wit us & live 2 enjoy d taste!

idupaul:


But[i][/i] till date Buhari hasn't provided his cert

I guess u have got ur "cert" intact, right?
Pls, what is it used for? Somebody presided over the mindless looting of the treasury, yet had a "PhD"! My friend, what Nigeria needs is vision-driven leadership, not "certificate"-based gluttony. Meanwhile, blind partisanship, where one is required 2 be outrightly neutral & professional, serves them (the Generals) right! #LetSanityReturnToTheMilitary!

JennyNwa22:

You can give it your own caption

Whichever away, you can not remove the fact that Bishop Oyedepo said that your "god" Buhari is highly insensitive to Nigeria problems, especially those that affect the common masses

...as your "GOD" (gej) was so sensitive 2 to Nigeria's problems while he presided over d moronic looting of d nation's treasury abi?

"He alleged that he was brutalised because he refused to release information about 22 expatriate medical doctors invited by the Anambra State Government for free medical mission in the state, who were accommodated in his hotel"

If actually this is what he did, then he should be grateful, it's only his sight he lost. Concealing info about expatriates is unpatriotic & a grave offence. Pple should try to understand d very concept of National Security & d roles of d DSS in dis respect. The Security Agents stay awake in order that u & I may have a sound sleep. #GodHelpThem

carbony4red:



Thats the one n only Abobaku of Ile Ife....

Abeg una don find d last one dat refused 2 follow d late Ooni back 2 his ancestors?
Pls if una see am, tell am say d soul of d deceased king is still hanging; until he (abobaku) appears, d ancestors have refused 2 accept him (d king).

Rapmoney:
I am still trying to figure out whether the office you are talking about is in Nigeria or the western world I don't think the types of people you mentioned are commonly found in Nigerian offices!

Now, these are the type of people you will normally find in a typical Nigerian office:

1) The Juju users: This set of people are constant customers and visitors to the alfas, prophets and herbalists around town. They know all the Ogbejugbele shrines in town. They believe they can use charms to get promotion or punish their perceived enemies in the office! If you try dem ehn, dem fit dash u 9 months pregnancy, even if you are a male!!!

2) Gossip folks: This set of people do nothing but talk negatively about others. They know the in and out of everyone. They can tell you why Bisi was promoted...she was promoted because she is the boss's "daughter".

3) The 'Alert folks': This set of people do not bother themselves about contributing to the firm's progress! All they do is wait for alert to come at the end of the month. When they wait for the first 3-4 days without getting any alert, their contenance changes immediately and their face becomes squeezed and rough like potash (Akanwun). If dem see the office accountant, dem go bone like bone thugs and harmony! E go be like say na the poor accountant make dem never receive alert.

4) The office politicians: This set of people have already ascribed various political names to themselves. Some see themselves as Obasanjo, while others see themselves Tinubu! They so much believe in the 'pull-him-down-syndrome'. If you don't belong to their political caucus, they don't wait to pull you down! Some have worked in that organisation for 25 years without any meaningful thing to show for it.

Thought as much. Couldn't make head or tail of d piece, as it relates 2 9jah office environment. Some NLders with copy-&-paste sef !

Does he have a child wit d former wife, aside his grown up daughter from a 'previous relationship'? May be dat could be another reason 4 leaving her. 'African Kings' mentality (Heir to the Throne).

Hw much is BlackBerry Q10 #now?

sirklin:
In as much as I don't appreciate the taking of one's life but it seems river state people are on the verge of ridding the state with the APC virus.

"Ridding the state of the APC virus" ?
U certainly deserve 2 b caged !
#lunatic

This poo' should be urgently mopped up from our streets ! Is it that there's no agency that authors about 2 publish their works ought 2 pass through b4 such materials are circulated ? What some schools produce as "graduates" these days... Jessssss !

kilode100:
Nonsense!

Unfortunately, u haven't made any "sense" either.

A testament 2 d fact dat corruption has eaten so DEEP into d fabrics of d Nigerian psyche. If not, hw wud som1 in dia right frame think dat a Govt. devoted 2 cleaning up d rots of over 16 yrs, b said not 2 b on course? Are some pple programmed 2 see corruption as a way of life dat has come 2 stay in dis country? No matter how bad things hav gone, we still hav a chance 2 put dis country back on tract... & PMB & his crew, from all intends & purposes, are doing just dat, & deserve 2 be commended. We hav an obligation, as sane citizens, to Think, Say & Do right.
#GodBless&Keep9jah!

His reaction hash, but then, d pple somewhat deserve am. Hope he doesn't hav any further political ambition sha? Na dat time e go know d 'power of d pple' #goodluck

Gr8 idea ! #tellingthetwinstoremain1

This is what we call inspiring leadership !
It takes genuine leaders 2 do this.
God help & protect our troops @ d frontline, & bless the Federal Republic of NIGERIA.

GovWahala:
Honorary degree as become so useless in Nigeria

What!! get d diff btw "has" & "as", so u may be considered for a degree next time.
#sorry ...

WHAT SOME PROMINENT NIGERIANS SAY ABOUT BUHARI

“The army after toppling our democratic regime have no option but to install Buhari as head of state so as to avoid credibility problems, especially in the sight of the international community because of his being an epitome of integrity."
- SHAGARI.

“There are only 2 honest & reliable Nigerians, Myself & Buhari. All what PDP is saying of Buhari being fundamentalist is mere hot lies. They just fear, let‘s go to jail “
– OBJ

General Muhammadu Buhari as a member of the Supreme Military Council and as Head of NNPC was by nature taciturn and introvert. But he took any work that was given to him very seriously. He is reliable as he is hardworking and honest, his path of moral probity and rectitude incorruptible"
– President Olusegun Obasango , in his book, “Not My Will”.

“Buhari is a big brother & a father to some extent that mean nothing in life & to the nation always other than good. So, I fear no harm from him.“
– LATE YAR‘ADUA.

“Buhari was honest & sincere in all his conduct that perhaps, only very few Nigerians could match in integrity.“
–GEN. ABDUSSALAM

“Gen. Muhammadu Buhari is a true patriot, respected former head of state, elder statesman & a nationalist.“
-PRESIDENT JONATHAN.

“I have realized our collective mistake in over-throwing you. I have seen the terrible damage which our inaction caused to the Nigerian psyche. I am most sorry. Please, come and do what is best known about you. Patriotic service to the nation.“
–LATE ABACHA (PTF inaugural speech).

“If Buhari quit PTF job as he promises & as we knew him to mean his words, all along, I support the idea of scrapping PTF as no one else can do the job as him.“ –IBB

I respect Buhari. He was my Boss.He is an honorable man. And I can say this anywhere”.
-General Ibrahim Babangida.

“As a member of PDP BOT, I decided personally to donate the #5,000,000 to Buhari‘s campaign organization because of my firm believe in his ability to right all the nation's wrongs-
ALH. ISIYAKU IBRAHIM.

“Buhari is as clean as the book I am holding”
~ Alhaji Isiaku Ibrahim, a Member of PDP Board of Trustees @ a Book launch in Kaduna

“The issue of Gen. Buhari‘s presidency was always being derided by the criminals who looted the nation to stupor by embarking upon a campaign of calumny so as to smear his name with a view to denying Nigerians having a leader who can improve their lots.“
–PROF. DAVID WEST.

“If the truth must be said, Buhari remains the only real threat to PDP wether he runs for the presidency or not, due to his wider followership among the masses that now hit the elite circle.“
-SEN. MAKARFI.

#TheseSureSayAlotAboutPMB

We URGENTLY need a foreign Technical Adviser supported by samson SISIA
#NFFtruthbetold !

bettercreature:
Defection loading! The dude is heading back to APC

Who's taking dis junk?
#NotOurApc!

Abugab:
Dog wey wan die no dey hear e master whistle.
Let his boys set Nigeria on fire and we shall know who will get roasted in the inferno.

Nonsense.....

#GodBlessU !
...4 dos wey get sense #hear !