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The only document that is ever requested by Nigerian policemen is cash. I have been driving Nigerian roads since the time Jesus captained the Jerusalem Juggernaut Football Club, and thus I have not yet to be asked to show my driving license to any Nigerian policeman at a check point along any Nigerian road. All the same I do carry my fake but beautifully designed Oluwole-printed driving license everywhere I go, simply as a matter of patriotic pride.

Have cash, will travel. Driving licenses are for stubborn Nigerian road users who think they can refuse to pay their road taxes as and when due.

nothingspoil70:
Look at those breasts. Very organic, even though they were being used to feed a baby, yet they were not saggy.

I miss the good old days when everything was original and pure

I noticed them with alarm as well, good sir. You are indeed a Man of Culture in good standing and with all rights and privileges implied.

God breast Nigeria

Validated:
But why do we still have black market though? Everyone with bank account and BVN should be able to access FX at official rate. Anyway, we still hope that Tinubu remembers that his Renewed Hope benchmark was N300 to the $. Even if he can't fulfill his promises, he should return Naira to pre- May 29, 2023 rate of N460. Then, we can commend him. Now, he is only clearing him mess.

This is a brilliant summation. If I picked someone's pocket to the tune of one thousand, my handing back two hundred does not make me that person's saving grace.

Sellfish:
I have nothing to say..Thank God it's not by force to wish anyone a happy Birthday

I will rather use this space to remind you all not to forget having our national Saturday Morning Special

It now amounts to terrorism and national sabotage not to have akara every Saturday Morning....See Section 45 of the Nigerian Sabotage and Terrorism (Akara and Allied Matters) Acr (2025)

Ignorance of the law is not an excuse...

I observe from the picture that you failed to fry the government-prescribed akara in accordance with the laws you quoted, therefore please turn yourself in at the nearest high court in your area, so that your fair trial can commence to allow justice to run its course.

God bless Ajegunle

EyeCumInPeace:
The law doesn't work like that.
You don't arrest people based on "shame to the society" else likes of Bobrisky would have been arrested.

Oya check the Constitution, at what point does it become a crime for a woman to sleep with multiple men?
Sleep with 2men?
Sleep with 3men?
Sleep with 4men?
...

Any poon that is rented out to more than 69 subscribers is, in accordance with the Nigerian Constitution Chapter 23, Section 11, Verse 419, be defined guilty of allocating too many subscribers accessing one single poon, thereby qualifying all offenders for a custodial jail sentence of 6 months with hard labor, without the option of a fine.

Godwins4:
It's already late, God knows I won't near anything called farm again, I will rather buy from the market, moreover I will be leaving the state soon, may God help farmers all over the country, I know one day monkey go go market, e no go return. You can't leave grass and be feeding on people's sweat and you think they will continue clapping for you, that's wickedness now.

There is but one crop that is immune to cow damage, and that is oil palm trees. If you ever decide to venture back into agriculture, specialize in oil palm trees alone, and your only worry then will become kidnapping while visiting your farm.

The architect of the reign of terror imposed on Igboland, under that insidious name of "stay at home" must be allowed to continue enjoying his own "sit in jail" holiday deep in the bowels of prison.

Sonnobax15:

Those cow are more Nigerians than you and I, op. . If you venture touch Dem, just know you've touched the blokos of Gumi wherever he is ........

Such a terrible situation we've found ourselves in

I will NEVER touch touch the anointed blokkos of Sheikh Gummi in Jeeeesus name. Let me hear somebody shout Hallelujah!

I will address all Fulani cow men as MEGIDA or OGAAJO to avoid aaabaaamo. Praise the Lord!

I will ALWAYS smile and wave like a simpleton whenever I see Ogaajo Dan Fulani's cows enjoying and destroying my crops free of charge.

The surveillance drone operators who failed to notify the chain of command about the approaching terrorist formations deserve to face a military tribunal and be court martialed for dereliction of duty.

When those enemy fighters were initially spotted in a single file on that road was the time to raise the alarm so that ground attack aircraft could be called in to strafe and bomb the invaders.

Igbophobia:
I see Fulani herdsmen militia taking over this country the way the Taliban took over Afghanistan and the way they took over Kwara. I see them starting to attack cities soon. It's only in Africa that you see people pretend they have a government and a country when in reality they have neither. This have I seen.

This is the ultimate nightmare scenario. As much as the Chinese are to be mistrusted, their help with establishing a drone fleet for Nigeria would be a welcome development right about now.

iwaeda:
Security has really improved, people can move freely without fear. This is just an isolated case. What a country as we turned to Mexico.

The comparison of Nigeria with Mexico is sadly an appropriate observation now. The Mexican drug cartel gunmen move in convoys and deploy belt-fed General Purpose Machine Guns, likewise the Islamic terror gangs of Northern and Middle-Belt Nigeria, while similarly equipped separatists prowl the nation's restive South Eastern states.

Music lasts for generations, becoming a key element of human history. When the founding fathers of Nigerian Juju music are cited, King Sunny Ade and Chief Commander Evangelist Ebenezer Obey will ALWAYS be honorably mentioned in one breath.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyXswaO6EpM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=osNAy1DNkOQ

It is absolutely a blessing for Nigeria and for Juju music lovers worldwide that BOTH founding fathers of Juju music are very much alive, and both still taking to the stage to play their timeless tunes for new generations to enjoy.

The longevity and robust health of King Sunny Ade and Chief Commander Ebenezer Obey is testimony to lives lived in moderation and avoidance of the vices that have felled so many other younger performers.

This marathon sex idea is not original because it takes after a British woman called Ms. Blue, who recently filmed herself having sex with hundreds of men to sell the footage online. There is apparently no shortage of men who are willing to dip their wick where hundreds have gone before. Such Russian Roulette sexual proclivity has sent many to early graves, yet hundreds more men are ready to roll the dice in the spirit of "any sex is good sex."

Ilekokonit:
If we are honest with ourselves, our diet in Nigeria is not healthy. Recommended calorie intake per day na 2,000 calories but in just one small meal of swallow, soup and meat you fit reach that 2,000 calorie daily limit in just one meal.

In just the paln oil and seasoning alone you fit don reach half of your daily calorie limit and exceed your recommended total daily salt limit hence the prevalence of diabetes, obesity and high blood pressure in Nigeria.

We never even add those who eat 3 times a day o or the Isi Ewu, Pepper Soup and alcohol patrons o and the sad thing is that once you put on that weight, to get it off is almost impossible unless you are willing and disciplined enough to go on a near starvation diet or cut out all sugar, alcohol, seasoning, red meat, palm oil, snacks, sugar and are willing to eat only once a day and even at that eat sparingly ans stick to plant based foods like beans, corn and eggs for protein and cut out palm oil or any refined oils and choose extra virgin olive oil instead.

In a photo lineup of 100 wealthy Nigerians, it is doubtful whether one could spot more than five individuals who are fit and trim. Factor in the traditional African association of obesity with "good living", and it is no wonder that physically fit Nigerians over the age of 30 are a rarity even today in 2025.

On a positive note, Nigeria's young musicians and many of their fans take physical fitness seriously enough to exercise regularly, so the old ways are changing as a younger, better informed demographic replaces the waddling herd of clinically obese water buffalo that comprised Nigeria's middle class in bygone years.

Righteousness2:
Hilda I Love and admire your tenacity, commitment and Strength to what you do,
But you dont need to to step Out Naked in the name of one thing or the other . Its UnGodly. Its Unholy.
Cover up your body Properly.
Your body is the temple of GOD. Not for public show.

Oga Pastor calm down na. No be by force to look am. And if you look am, anden no like am, just know say many of man pikin like to look am.

Fine woman, na Papa God build am. If she dress to show Papa God work and I like am, I nogo need advice from Oga Pastor before I look am.

Praise the Lord!

Any pagan ritual that instills confidence in the mind of a criminal, will make that person a more successful and creative criminal due to the Placebo Effect, meaning that the PROCEDURES and even the monetary cost of participating in hocus-pocus rituals, impart a sense of omnipotence and impunity that is particularly beneficial if one is by trade a practitioner of deception.

In a similar light, an outlaw gunslinger who procures voodoo amulets from a Babalawo witch doctor, will sincerely believe himself to be "bullet proof" even without wearing conventional body armor. That calm delusionary confidence that black magic will carry the day, will enable the ritualist pistolero to take more careful aim when partaking of gun duels, thereby improving the odds of prevailing or at least escaping the ballistic melee unscathed.

In summary therefore, the "efficacy" of talismans, amulets, and rituals is not attributable to imaginary magical properties, but is by virtue of the psychological state attained by superstitious adherents who dress up in elaborate regalia and pay handsomely to undergo such "traditional" ceremonies which are, from a practical standpoint, purely theatrical.

Amudeneogu:
Can Nigeria allow foreign countries to help them in tackling security in the country.

There was a recent news report online that Israel was cooperating with Nigeria to fight terror with Israel's high tech armaments and drones.

One can only hope this joint endeavor commences right away all over Nigeria.

Nigeria must beef up her drone fleet, and deploy drone fleets for surveillance, target designation and ground attack. While military boots on the ground are a requirement for keeping insurgents at bay, the role played by drones must be dramatically broadened and prioritized over conventional infantry combat or guerrilla warfare, in keeping with the rapid evolution of drone warfare as seen unfolding by daily installment amid Ukraine's battlefields.

AbuAeesha:
The idea seems nice.but i tell you,if govt tries that the number of cannabis smokers will definitely increase in this country.

How many of the consumers here use it for medicinal purposes
We are just different.

The presumption that legalizing cannabis would increase the number of weed consumers sounds logical, yet was not found to be true in places like California and Colorado, where weed usage by the general public did not change in a statistically significant manner, when data was examined both before and after the legalization took effect.

Take cigarettes and alcohol as examples. Even as a lover of cannabis (vaporized but never smoked), I cannot stand the smell of cigarette smoke, and would NEVER touch a cigarette despite the fact that tobacco is perfectly legal to buy anywhere in most countries. Likewise I hate the way alcohol makes me clumsy, goofy, and sedated, so I avoid drinking alcohol save for maybe a can of beer every few months. The fact that alcohol is legal to buy and drink does not inspire me to become a drunkard. By the same token one should not presume that legalizing cannabis will serve to encourage non-stoners to get high for the first time.

Returning to cannabis, it is also important to mention that there is a non-psychoactive component of cannabis called CBD, which is currently imported for use in a wide variety of medical therapies in Nigeria, where it retails for astronomically high prices. If Nigeria legalized cannabis, that liquid gold called CBD could be distilled from cannabis for local consumption and for export out of Nigeria in liquid form to earn vast sums of foreign exchange in stable currencies like the US dollar.

Mabuggi88:
Old video, He's dead.

What's the buzz about Israeli flag. Is he from Israel or is it his source of power or inspiration?
We that are even pure Zionist frown at such

You are going to be proved right in concluding that the "Gentle" gunman has now joined his ancestors. The two reasons you are right follow:

1. If he had been captured alive, the army would have immediately posted videos of their elusive quarry in chains, and being interrogated.

2. If Mr. Genital had somehow managed to evade the military's dragnet, he would have posted a video online within days, to show he was smart enough to avoid capture

Since neither the army nor Mr. Genital have issued any video clips proving the fugitive either was captured alive, or escaped entirely, the only deductive conclusion to draw is that the body of the targeted militant was incinerated beyond recognition when the house where he was holed up was bombarded and bunt to the ground by the attacking troops.

If you think you can guess at what I am thinking, then I think you might be wrong.

tommy589:
Don't talk like this now. True that sometimes high end items attracts criminals to the user,it also motivates some to better their station in life.
A worker deserves to enjoy his money after working hard for it.

Regardless of my personal opinion on the subject, rich people who are afflicted with a narcissistic compulsion to announce their wealth in public by adorning themselves with jewelry, will turn themselves into juicy targets for hungry criminals.

This reality prevails in Los Angeles just as it does in Lagos. A person who decorates their body with trinkets worth ten years of paid labor for university graduates living in the same country, will inspire hatred and crime when spotted by society's desperados, without adding anything of redeeming value to society by so decorating themselves in a bid to show off amid an angered majority of the population wallowing in abject poverty.

2cribz:
How can the gold worth 40m
How many grams
The worth no pass 10m
40m kor
50m ni

Ok then let us accept your appraisal that the poseur's gold chain was worth ten million naira or $6K in US dollars.

Wearing gold chains worth more than some Nigerian graduates could earn as salary over the course of TEN YEARS, is just asking for trouble.

Meanwhile, in Ghana, the government is pulling out all the stops to go full steam ahead with industrialized production of newly legalized cannabis for industrial and medical purposes. The economic boom that will be witnessed in Ghana WILL certainly attract the attention of Nigeria's legislators who one sincerely hopes will be inspired to replicate this highly lucrative business model in Nigeria.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-_au58lZAk

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/MM5QMjSx3VY

Rilwayne001:
All the way from Akwa Ibom to come and rub in Lagos.

Heard the Gold chain is worth #40 million and that’s probably why extra resources that ensured its recovery had to be put in place.

But how do you put 40million chain on your neck too?

What business does this Obama?

Men who wear jewelry are weak and effeminate sissy boys suffering from fragile egos that need to be boosted by wearing shiny trinkets.

Zero sympathy here for any man who gets rolled by hungry hoodlums who were attracted to that victim's display of excess wealth.

If you can afford a $20K Rolex watch, don't be surprised if you lose your hand along with that watch one fine day.

This villager can never fathom the rationale that compels rappers and assorted other poseurs to display wealth in the midst of poverty.

DeepSight:
Impossible to control each grower in a country of over 250 million. Who's gonna go into each backyard to check?

This is a valid question for whose answer one can look to California, a cannabis-legal state, where inspection of legal cannabis grow operations was simply added to the responsibilities of law enforcement officers. Cannabis develops a distinctive aroma when the flowers are ripe for harvest, and the bigger the crop, the more pervasive and powerful the aroma that can be detected anywhere within 50 meters of the plant or plants.

On the basis of odor alone, therefore, police officers can conduct spot checks to identify and prosecute growers who choose to exploit a relaxation of cannabis laws as an excuse to grow on a commercial scale. Conversely, licensed commercial export growers will, as a condition of their permits, grant the police access to their facilities to ascertain that the production limits are not being exceeded.

odaniel1:
Billions that you can use to give solace to maybe civil servants' wives or even pay the backlog of pensioners, or worse still, settle off debt as a borrow-borrow nation that we are.

These are better ways to create revenue. But no, our own government is seeking to even enact tax laws to squeeze the life out of citizens more, claiming to tax the upper class. To what end shall we continue this deceit?

The greatest economic boom of modern times would commence if Nigeria becomes the tenth African nation to legalize medical marijuana.

derico:
Motion supported.

I think this new law that made it Life sentence for Dealers, further decriminalised it for consumers.
Users are victims, not criminals.

I'll look up that amendment again.

This is the best option for any nation's cannabis laws. If every citizen over the age of 25 is permitted by law to grow 6 plants legally for their personal consumption alone, while being prohibited from selling cannabis, criminals will be eliminated from the cannabis supply chain forever, and each grower will be able to rest assured they are not consuming poisonous chemicals when they ingest cannabis or its vapor.

Harsh penalties and jail sentences should still apply to SELLERS of weed, but since users will be free to grow their own supply, the market for illegal cannabis will collapse instantly, putting the criminals that currently supply it and poison it, out of business forever.

Zionmdde:
They should have issued her a warning at least
Girl just want to work extra hard. I empathize with her Even though we should learn to abide by rules

One wonders whether there were other factors that contributed to the UK Home Office deciding to deport this lady.