₦airaland Forum

seunmsg:
That is not the point. Again, there is no conclusive evidence that the content is alcohol since K1 in his press release made it very clear that the content is water.

Well the drunken praise singer CLEARLY lied to try and avoid being placed on a no-fly list, which is inevitable , especially since he dumped the local gin that was inside his baby-bottle flask on the captain of that flight when she tried to reason with the drunkard.

Chief Kunle Soname earned his fortune as a sports betting magnate, but he reinvested the proceeds of that phenomenally profitable venture into sports infrastructure, soccer teams and air transport, among other ventures that have benefitted from his Midas touch, while providing employment and transforming the regional economy in a dramatic fashion rarely witnessed outside Nigeria's major metropolitan areas.

The Remo Stars Stadium cited strategically close to the Lagos - Benin Expressway is a marvel of modern architecture, where hundreds of youths from all tribal demographics comprising the Nigerian federation converge to enjoy generous salaries as they hone their soccer skills to the standard of Europe and Latin America's Premier League football teams. Groups of promising soccer players have been flown to Europe for training camps over recent years, in programs bankrolled entirely by Chief Soname.

A compassionate, unassuming and approachable visionary of extraordinary intelligence whose trim, athletic and agile figure shatters the mold of the typically bloated Nigerian "big man" of bygone years, Chief Soname of the Bet Naija fame is the new face of progressive, technologically evolved Nigeria, where advancement is wrought by those with talent, formal education and foresight, rather than those benefitting from nepotism and tribal connections.

It is no coincidence that the captain and pilot in command of the aircraft who recently suffered a criminal assault by a drunken praise-singer, happened to be a highly competent FEMALE aviator, who had taken it upon herself to try and reason with an inebriated hooligan that attempted to carry a flask of local gin aboard her aircraft in open defiance and contempt of aviation laws.

When the truth prevails at the conclusion of the incident on that airport tarmac, the captain and her first officer will have their licenses reinstated, while the deranged and drunken mediocre musician will be added to a no-fly list applicable to ALL airlines operating within Nigerian airspace, along with a few airlines plying international routes, whose officials will have noted the name of the alcoholic thug who imagined himself to be above the law after guzzling cheap gut-rot gin that will ultimately kill him as it does countless other drunks annually.

absoluteSuccess:
So lalacious, may God bless your creative spirit for more accomplishments.

No be small ting

Baba Ibeji Ogawa Lala must be notified of this important development with immediate effect, so as to avoid confusion or panic.

Even though priorities of new fatherhood might be keeping the Snake Master busy these days, his approval of this project must be authenticated so that the artist can continue riding this motorcycle without fear of arrest by DSS operatives.

God breast Baba Ibeji Ogaawa Lala

God breast Oga Patapata Seun

God breast Nigeria

Australia has seen its fair share of UFO phenomena, with numerous accounts of silently hovering illuminated aerial vehicles that in some instances have chased after people in vehicles driving along remote highways in the Australian outback. This video with some excellent CGI visuals, describes one such mysterious incident.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg4_ZCm3qL4

Of all the comments I have read thus far about this incident, only a couple of people suggested the possibility that this might be a case of murder disguised as suicide.

Is it not possible that the man was strangled to death, or knocked unconscious before being lifted up by unknown assailants who then hung him in a bid to disguise his death as suicide rather than homicide?

The case of billionaire Jeffery Epstein, who died in a New York jail by ALLEGED hanging suicide, has been debated by pathologists who noted that the injuries on his neck were consistent with strangulation, and not with hanging.

DeepSight:
Are you sure you are not misapplying these terms sir? Because we use these terms to categorize women.

I still wonder at the pidgin usage of "when" here. Is it not "wey"?

Haha big meat and small meat is also applicable to women, Ogawa Deep Sight, come to think of it.

According to the Oxford Dictionary of Brokenese Language, the terms "wey" and "when" are fully interchangeable.


For example, one could say, "Chairman like to shook woman when fat like popotamus.

Alternatively, one could say, " As for me, I sabi to nack woman when get big bress wey neva fall, wey she come get toto when tight sotay I go dey halla as I been dey shook am "

God bress Nigeria. r

franchasng:
This is laudable, Nigerian government need to emulate this.

Ban Chinese people from operating small and medium scale trading businesses.

Chinese citizens should only be allowed to operate manufacturing, production and other large scale businesses.

They should be banned from opening small and medium scale trading businesses in Nigeria.

If this is not done, Chinese will soon Pursue Nigerian small and medium scale businesses from operation

Chinese poultry operators using poisonous hormones to hasten the maturity of broiler chickens have destroyed Ghana's indigenous poultry farm business, while Chinese miners have ruined rivers throughout Ghana by dumping highly toxic mercury into those waters in their quest to mine river beds for gold with total disregard for the environment and those who depend on rivers for water.

In Nigeria, Chinese businesses burn car tires as fuel and dump tonnes of deadly poison into the air as pollution that will claim lives by the thousand over time, while all across Africa, Chinese loggers are laying waste entire forests with their wanton plunder of tropical hardwood.

The initiative of expelling those parasites in Tanzania MUST be emulated by Nigeria before it is too late and the Chinese come to own Nigeria, just as they now own Ghana and Eritrea where a Chinese military base with thousands of Chinese troops are ready to destroy all opposition.

There are only FOUR species of wildlife in Nigeria, and their classifications are all based in the degree of difficulty in killing them to eat.

1. Big meat.
2. Small meat.
3. Meat when sabi fight.
4. Meat when sabi run.

When ever last rat, lizard, cockroach and cattle egret have been killed and gobbled by hungry Nigerians, cannibalism will be the next logical step.

YouTube's most prolific publisher of archival UFO accounts, namely a channel called Eyes on Cinema, has released yet another compilation of UFO encounters reported by pilots of small aircraft, many of who were convinced that they were about to be impacted by strange otherworldly craft that appeared out of nowhere and came within very close proximity of their planes.

For anyone harboring doubts about the veracity of UFO reports, there can be no more credible an eyewitness of such phenomena than pilots, who are by the nature of their profession, all trained observers.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5V3e30Dx9Kw

Sirianese:
Man of Culture

I raise a toast to a fellow man of culture. May you conquer many a fresh and tasty poon aged 22 in Jeeesus name, amen

DeepSight:
There you go sir - so even for your special tastes - an example at 45!

This former model could indeed pass for a woman in her twenties. Very impressive. That bust appears natural and not surgically enhanced, which is downright astonishing to behold.

I will need to demand birth certificates from all women I meet in the future, so I don't get lured into a relationship with someone's mom who is in fact over 25, since that would be a two-count abomination that is explicitly forbidden by my village oracle.

Mabuggi88:
Where is the supermodel? This one? With her tiny body. Nothing super about her

Happy birthday to her though

I know as a typical Nigerian man you prefer hideous clinical obesity in women, yet, most of the civilized world regards this woman as being a beautiful specimen of physical fitness who is youthfully busty and sexy, even at age 45.

Learning that kidnap victims are now being ordered at gunpoint to slaughter fellow captives has got to be the most horrifying act of evil ever to be perpetrated by any terror gang since historical records have been kept.

Nigerian terror groups now rank among the most depraved, demonic and sadistic heathens ever to walk this planet called Earth.

I033:
I experienced it all. Things aren’t the same but it feels good to be free from the bandage of looking to get weed all the time. I think I’ve lost interest in it already although I can’t say I’ve quit for good.

Of all the withdrawal symptoms from regular cannabis use, it is lack of sleep that forces most people to go back to consuming weed. That said, the prevalence of deadly synthetic cannabis and of chemically poisoned weed are enough incentive for me to resist going back whenever my organically grown supplier deep in the swamps is no longer able to provide a safe, 100% chemical-free product to me.

Sadly, even residence in places where buying cannabis over the counter is perfectly legal is NO guarantee that one is not inadvertently being sold highly addictive and poisonous synthetic cannabis, or low-grade cannabis that has been sprayed with madness-inducing chemicals.

In short, anyone who lives where it is NOT legal to grow cannabis for personal use, and who does NOT know a trusted grower who NEVER uses chemicals before or after harvest, MUST quit the use of marijuana forever to avoid being poisoned and possibly killed with chemicals.

I love the aroma, taste and psychoactive effect of cannabis way too much to ever quit for good, but whenever my supply of organically grown weed that contains ZERO chemical additives is interrupted, I stop vaporizing weed immediately because in most countries right now, both legal and illegal cannabis supply chains are contaminated with with dangerous chemicals capable of inducing madness or triggering serious health problems for unsuspecting consumers.

Here are the effects of withdrawal from regular cannabis usage that are virtually unavoidable for weeks after weed consumption stops.

1. Loss of appetite
2. Chronic insomnia ( inability to sleep at night) that can drag on for weeks leading to irregular sleeping patterns.
3. Terrifying nightmares and vivid movie-like dreams when sleep does come.
4. Irritability and volatile temper tantrums
5. Reduced interest in sex and degraded sexual performance for men
6. Reduced power for weight lifters
7. Diminished appreciation for music and loss of creativity
8. Bitter taste in the mouth
9. Reduced tolerance for the effects of cannabis whereby the intoxicating effects are dramatically increased if cannabis use is resumed later.
10. Degraded sense of humor whereby things that ought to be amusing are no longer perceived as so by an abstaining cannabis user.

A sizeable percentage of cannabis users who try to quit the habit find themselves overwhelmed by the above ten effects of quitting the indulgence suddenly or "cold turkey", while others use vigorous exercise to mitigate the withdrawal symptoms, rather than go back to using weed.

Personally, my fear of chemical poisoning means that I NEVER buy cannabis from legal dispensaries or criminal gang sellers because of the risk of chemical poisoning, and thus have been forced to stop vaporizing cannabis numerous times over the years, so as to preserve my health and sanity from the detrimental effects of synthetic or chemically poisoned cannabis.

I wish the OP best of luck in his quest to quit marijuana use, because it is a massively challenging step to take for any regular weed user.

DeepSight:
Lol. There are millions of men over even 60 who are still knacking without enhancers of any kind.

Wow this is an unexpected revelation. I say this because physical fitness is clearly not a priority for the vast majority who comprise Nigeria's over-40 crowd of both genders. My presumption had always been that in a nation of men proudly sporting massive 7-month pregnancy beer guts who regard physical exercise with disdain, there would be a precipitous decline in sexual performance for most Nigerian men whose disregard for the benefits of fitness ensures they are "over the hill" in bedroom athletics and indeed in all things physical by age 40.

I cannot say definitively whether it is my lifelong rigorous weight-lifting and yoga regime that have thus far exempted me from any hint of erectile dysfunction, or whether my love for connoisseur-grade cannabis might be a contributing factor to my superb track record, but since I don't plan to quit either of those two cherished disciplines even for experimental purposes, I can only surmise that for me, staying fit, strong and righteously high works very well to the delight of all the women with whom I have shared carnal knowledge.

God breast Nigeria!

A good friend of mine is a medical doctor resident in Chicago. He told me recently that he only knows of just THREE men over the age of 40 who have no need for Viagra or any other male arousal pill. Interestingly, the doctor told me that those three men who never partake of sex enhancer drugs are all stoners who love their weed, while all the other men he knows who rely heavily on sexual performance enhancing drugs NEVER use cannabis, and even look down on stoners.

As a lifelong stoner who has never felt the need to try any form of sex performance medication in my entire life, I now realize that my love affair with cannabis may well have been keeping my landing gear in perfect working order without my even being aware of a cause and effect relationship between my constantly getting high on weed, and staying rock hard for hours with women.

meobizy:
Do these enhancers really work or they stress the heart while providing zero benefit? Any man who watches amateur porn knows to finish a woman is to use more than your tool to satisfy her. Sha, to each their own. I know I will be sixty years old making twenty-nine year olds tap out from multiple orgasms. Who wan die, make he die.

A man who truly knows how to please a woman can deliver those multiple explosions for her without even taking off his own clothes

The single observable feature that renders any woman invisible to me is obesity.

I could not care if she cheats, if she demands money incessantly, or if she is from a dirt poor family, PROVIDED that she is physically fit, busty and toned.

If a woman is fat and out of shape, then I fail to notice her, and she becomes completely invisible to be.

StaffofOrayan:
Nollywood has created mass psychosis in our society!
I can only empathize with children of parents deep in Abrahamic delusions.

Why baby birds?
Why not a fire breathing dragon?
Why not appear as a strong man and then do battle with the name of Jesus!

When are we going to get a revelation that leads to a technological breakthrough? Why always fear based repeatedly regressive occurrences!

Thanks for this rational observation, sir. I read all previous responses to this topic and shook my head in resignation about the effect that superstition has on so many outwardly normal individuals in Nigeria and the rest of Africa.

The Nigerian military should drastically step up its drone program because drones are far more cost effective than manned aircraft, while allowing strike operations to be conducted without placing military lives at risk.

Drones do have a limited range in comparison to manned aircraft, but the solution to that limited range is to deploy drones from forward operating bases close to the theater of combat either from airborne platforms as Ukraine is now doing, or by using quadcopter drones that drop munitions after taking off from areas with no runways present.

DeepSight:
Hang on good and noble sire. Are you not contradicting yourself? You have famously preached that these escapades are strictly for academic inquiry into sexual science. Not for any relationship-ish things which can release the aforementioned anger, jealousy and hate.

Thus if it is for sexual studies alone, leave that thing. It will shock you just how juicy older women can be. Women in their 20s are still mostly kids, I insist.

Your wry sense of humor is an appreciated rarity in this forum where swords are drawn over the most trivial of disagreements, Ogaawa Barrister DeepSight.

In pondering over your insistence that older women offer tangible pleasures to some men, I readily confess to having been brainwashed in my formative years by the standard of nubile feminine beauty that is to be found in the centerfold pages of Playboy Magazine, whose nude models are rarely above the age of 25.

Firm, gravity defiant, perky yet supple and jiggly breasts, toned midriffs, and grab-sized derrières that only women in their early twenties sport, were in those early years etched permanently in my mind as the essential triggers for sexual attractiveness in women, from my perspective as a man whose taste remains fixed and unwavering despite the passage of time.

Concurrent with the inexorable waning of physical beauty as gravity and age take their toll on a woman over 25, their fundamental character traits also devolve away from the fun-loving, cheerful demeanor of youth that women in their twenties are blessed with, into an unforgiving, bitter, jealous, and calculating nature, as all women age past that 30-year milestone. Given that I seek female company to relax and relieve stress, I naturally gravitate to younger, sleeker models, just as my interest in the older specimens fades until they become essentially invisible from my highly selective perspective.

In short, E get as e be.

1STCREATURE:
I don't really go out like that though majorly to church and I wasn't even thinking maybe is because of age because I approach girls in there 20's mostly

Good man. You have the right taste. I cannot understand why any man would go after a woman over the age of 25, because after the age of 30, women start to embody those restless spirits of anger, jealousy and hate. Stay with women in the 20 to 23 age bracket, and the world will turn.

1STCREATURE:
Please I really need genuine advice.
I’ve collected the numbers of more than 12 girls in my church — and every single one rejected me. Not even friendship, just straight rejection.
I know I’m not bad-looking — I’d rate myself above 7/10, no exaggeration. I dress well, I keep myself neat, I have curly hair and a good physique. I also earn over ₦500k monthly, so money is not my problem.
I don’t even live in the city — just a town here in the Southwest — by local standards, I know I’m doing well for my age.
I’ll be 30 next month, and honestly, I’m mentally tired. I’ve never even had a serious relationship — marriage talk is far.
The funny part is, I don’t even talk too much in church. I’m not loud, but when I try to approach someone, it never works out.
Please, I really want to know — what could be my problem?
I’ll appreciate real advice, please no insults. 🙏
Thank you all.
CAN I BE TOO INTIMIDATING?

My response is addressed to the OP, but to ANY man that has experienced loneliness as a result of rejections from women they approached.

When I broke up with a long term girlfriend a couple of years ago, I went through a rough time of getting rejected by one woman after the other, and those failures to connect sent me on a quest to decode the female mind, with a view to understanding how best to approach the beautiful women I yearned to connect with, in a manner that assured success and minimized instances of rejection.

YouTube is full of so-called dating coaches, but only a small percentage of them offer advice that actually works in real life. The one dating coach that revolutionized my thinking and changed my life profoundly, is a man called Dan Bacon from Australia. Dan Bacon's book entitled "The Flow" is costly at $100 or 160K naira, BUT that cost proved worthwhile for me because the message in that book cannot be found anywhere else online. More importantly, the eBook called "The Flow" works ANYWHERE in the world, and in ALL cultures.

https://www.themodernman.com/blog/the-flow-ebook.html

For those unwilling to spend 160K naira on a single book, the good news is that Dan Bacon has uploaded dozens of video tutorials on how men can drastically improve their success meeting young and beautiful women, and those video tutorials are absolutely FREE, at this link below. The content of those FREE videos is covered in the eBook called "The Flow", but those video clips are absolutely free to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/@DanBacon_

In a nutshell, the key word that is repeated multiple times in ALL Dan Bacon's presentations, AND in his eBook, is CONFIDENCE when approaching women. To my amazement, I learned from Dan Bacon that most of the assumptions that we men have about women are NOT as valid as society would have us believe.

Specifically, it is NOT great wealth, huge gym-built muscles, flashy cars, trendy clothes or boasting that are required to succeed with women. Matter of fact, this world is full of wealthy men who are profoundly lonely and who wind up settling for prostitutes or isolation because they simply have NO idea how to approach women the right way.

Watch Dan Bacon's video library for free, or better still, buy his eBook called "The Flow" and prepare to be amazed at the number of stunningly beautiful women that grace your bedroom once you unlock the mysteries of the female mind under the tutelage of Dan Bacon, the reigning Generalissimo of Seduction.