₦airaland Forum

occfx:
Last week , people were still killed in Enugu and Abia... Is it MNK order from prison or Ekps order from prison? If not, then where are the killers?

You should consider a career as a football player with Maiduguri United because you are skilled at dribbling and dancing around the point as though it is a football.

Kanu and Ekpa ordered people shot dead and that happened on many documented occasions. It is because of those past murders that the two terror kingpins will soon be slam-dunked in jail for decades, BUT those long sentences have NOTHING to do with any other crimes and murders committed by other criminals who are still at large.

Have a good day sir

occfx:
Where is the evidence, where are the cows?

Radio transmitter is the evidence or self defense which one or referendum, which of them is terrorism?

The "evidence" is all the people who were murdered on the orders of Kanu and Ekpa during that utterly mad and illegal "Sit at Home" reign of terror caused by those two homicidal lunatics.

Tranquill:
Do you even know what that means?
Your Kanu is certainly going to Jail.
There’s enough evidence to convict him so stop hallucinating.
The question is for how long?
My prediction is between 25 years to life imprisonment if not death penalty. The government will then listen to pleas from various quarters and then commute or reduce the sentence.

It’s hard to hear but be ready to accept reality.

It is a total mystery to this writer, how the very same Igbo people who have lost their freedom of movement, and lost loved ones to gunmen financed and instigated by Killer Kanu and Simon Ekpa, STILL worship their terrorist oppressors as though they are demi-gods.

The most cherished freedom in life is that of FREE MOVEMENT, and that is the RIGHT which Killer Kanu and Sadist Ekpa violated with their demented "Sit at Home" reign of terror that placed an entire population under house arrest.

Both of those terror financiers and instigators are destined to rot behind bars in jail where they will quickly be forgotten by those who suffered so much at their hands.

Etosha:
What is their aim? Why would someone choose to die like this

Their aim is food. Someone gives them food to fight and kill. Hunger will make a person do anything for food.

christejames:
What happened to his planes and choppers

Another excuse to shirk!

Helicopters might have been grounded by stormy weather.

Warrior99:
Seun will not listen, Nairaland is DIEING, and for good.

Your spelling ability is also dying, but be that as it may, the death of Nairaland has been predicted since 1942, yet it waxes stronger each year.

BlackViper:
Oya o, Adenuga, Dangote, Elumelu etc.
Over to you. Or do you want to be outdone by a foreigner in your own continent?

Also, if I were Gates, I would set up a board of trustees that would be in charge of rigorously scrutinising how the monies are spent. He should put legal experts in international finance and financial forensic experts to track spending both in terms of paper trails and electronic footprints.

If he ever makes the mistake of handing this money over to African politicians, it will grow wings and disappear.

Finally, I would advise that strenuous efforts are made to ensure that the ONLY the extremely poor and marginalised in society are beneficiaries here.
Orphans, widows, beggars, the disabled, the homeless etc are the only ones who should profit from this generosity.

Brilliant opinion, Viper Meister. The observation that money handed over to African politicians will "grow wings and disappear" is both poetic and true.

DeepSight:
Phoenix Lights were quite an event. Former US President Jimmy Carter observed them personally and testified to the reality.

Bob Lazar has been called into question on many fronts though.

Bob Lazar evokes two distinct reactions in all who hear his accounts detailing his reverse engineering of an alien flying saucer in a secret military research facility, dating back to the late 1980s. On the one hand, many are skeptical of Bob Lazar and consider him a fantasist, while on the other hand, just as many people like me are absolutely convinced that Bob Lazar did in fact work studying captured UFO at the top secret Area 51 military base in the Nevada desert.

Time will tell whether Mr. Lazar is vindicated or exposed as an imaginative teller of tall tales.

Bob Lazar will go down in history as the first US scientist to break the decades-old code of silence that has been maintained by the US government when it comes to UFOs and alien technology. This is a recently uncovered archival 1997 interview with Bob Lazar, who is incidentally still very much alive and in robust health.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmclCzGFotM

Coincidentally in 1997 when the above Bob Lazar interview was recorded, thousands of residents of Phoenix Arizona witnessed a gargantuan triangle-shaped UFO that glided SILENTLY over the city at a slow walking pace, often just above the treetops as stunned observers looked on. Below is a brilliantly evocative AI rendition of the Phoenix Lights event, which I have posted under this topic before, yet attains a new relevance in light of this newly-unearthed Bob Lazar interview's 1997 date.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBbEzGIKpLs

Bestmanfornow:
I have visited many ShopRite outlets in different locations in Nigeria I realized that it's no longer what it use to be, what's going on?

Shopping malls world wide are going the way of the phone booth and the VHS video machine. In other words, shopping malls are dying a natural death because the world is turning to online shopping and mail-order delivery.

Shoprite Nigeria is still the best place to meet hot single women, so I certainly hope that the franchise survives in the long term.

This documentary was originally released a few years ago, but BBC decided to air it again just a few days ago.

If you no get data, just stay jejely for ya lane o. This one na one hour matter when go chop ya data like how area fada dem dey chop India hep.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlK-Uu9EoRw

Awesome01:
Expect This woman to decamp to APC soon. Just so, to plead her case with Tinubu because I see the Senate making her suspension indefinite soon.

If she continues this show of shame, I see the end of the road in politics for her. Because even the opposition will be wary of dealing with a woman who can blatantly lie on you to get her way.

But decamp to APC, that is where all sins are forgiven.

Indefinite suspension without pay and a lifetime politics ban is EXACTLY what Grandma Natrasha of the multiple baby mama fame has been BEGGING for.

Steatopygia is the medical term that refers to the deformity of a woman's hind-quarters whereby it protrudes hideously like that of a hippopotamus.

This ailment is frightening to see and repulsive in appearance so it is astonishing to note that an ugly trend has emerged in recent years whereby women actually PAY to be disfigured with monstrous plastic and silicone implants that are surgically added to transform such women into waddling monsters capable of traumatizing children and livestock.

Nifemy4:
the bible, in ecc.7 vs 26. efers to a woman to be more bitter than death.this is the kind of woman its reffering to. bitter serpentious woman. till date, no proof of sexual allegation. what fruit did all the toil around the word granting press statement yield .

That bitterness is an illness that afflicts many women when the reach 60 years old and are showing clear signs of high mileage

mrvitalis:
Nigeria is not yet a failed nation
But we are dangerously getting close to a failed nation

If tinubu completes 8 years borrows 50 billion dollars over this period... I see naira to dollar rate at not less than ₦3500 to a dollar

Minimum wage would be 100k or 150k but would be less than 50 dollars

Corruption would increase

Armed forces personal would take their arms to rub and even that won't be enough

Economics wise the only thing saving Nigeria now is the dollars yahoo boys and diaspora population bring it.. Else it would have be disasters

My prediction about the naira exchange rate is even more dire than your bleak assessment. I fully expect that the naira will depreciate to an exchange rate of 10,000 to one dollar, whereby a million naira will equal just 100 US dollars within 8 years from now.

mrvitalis:
Where exactly in Lagos is safe? Tell me?

I made an assumption that Lagos must be safe because I never actually live there but only visit the place, during which it appears safe compared to other parts of Nigeria.

DeepSight:
The Dangote Refinery was a private project, this road is public.
The Dangote Refinery was handled by proper contractors, this road was awarded to a convict in two countries - Gilbert Chagoury, convicted in the USA and Switzerland.
The Dangote Refinery was necessary, this road is completely unnecessary.
The Dangote Refinery went through all regulatory and compliance processes, this road was awarded without reference to Public Procurement Guidelines.
The Dangote Refinery has no conflict of interest, this road is riddled in nepotistic corruption.

Maybe that man no know say na lawyer him dey follow argue facts. You go see say he nogo talk again now. Water don pass garri for am.

destinychildolu:
You too dey shalaye

No be small ting, my broda. To nack bigi grammar just dey hungry me.

The top picture was clearly not taken in Lagos. The background does not match the foreground. There is something bogus about that picture.

The architecture of the houses in the background is distinctly European, and NOT typical of Nigerian houses.

Belatedly I see this is a joke post.

Good one, though

It would be fair to say that the location any given Nigerian lives would inform their opinion about whether Nigeria is a politically stable country, or is an entity that is teetering precariously on the ragged edge of an abyss similar to the one that swallowed Somalia and Sudan.

If one were fortunate to be a well-heeled resident of Lagos' more affluent areas where security is tight, then Nigeria would feel like a nice safe place to live and work. If one happened to live in Nigeria's volatile bandit country in the north, or in the south east where gunmen roam with impunity, the perception of anarchy and imminent mortal danger would be hard to shake.

This month-old opinion video was posted by a respected journalist who runs a YouTube channel. Do you agree with his assessment that Nigeria is approaching the status of a failed state where anarchy and corruption rule?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geJoniON7SQ

wellmax:
A whole prime minister detained

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Let us look at this matter as a promotion. Simon Ekpa is being promoted from Prime Minister of Biafra to President of Cell Block D in the deepest bowels of prison.

rockok:
I'm experiencing a serious and ongoing pattern of harassment that's deeply affecting my life. I'm looking for advice on how to document these incidents and where to seek professional help. Has anyone been through a similar situation? Any guidance would be greatly appreciated.

The term "gang stalking" is ONLY ever used by mentally unstable people. I suggest that the OP surrender him or herself to a nearby lunatic asylum so that they can administer the needed medications while the patient is locked away for close observation.

Sirianese:
Maybe it's drugs

I feel so bad for her but she's still sexy tho...probably because she shed some weight

I also suspect that Helen Ibe tried that powerful and legally obtained Florida weed. Anyone used to the low grade cannabis in Nigeria will not be prepared for the hallucinogenic impact of connoisseur-grade cannabis from a legal dispensary in Florida, where THC content can be above 25%, as opposed to an average of 6% THC typically found in Nigerian street weed.

Musicians love weed because it boosts creativity, but too much of a good thing will blow the door off its hinges for a marijuana neophyte.

helinues:


I have been banned almost 4 times today.

The Nairaland Most Banned Politician for 2025 is none other than the Always Mighty Ever Popular Helinues.

In comparison, I can only boast of a lowly THREE spam bot bans in the mast 24-hours, which ls nothing to write home about.

This prestigious award is only bestowed on a select elite of Nairaland writers, each of who will eventually grace the NaIraland Hall of Shame, for all the honest world to see.

Arise, Sir Helinues, Knight of The Realm, and venture forth upon this world imbued with all the rights and privileges of this esteemed calling.

Let us now all praise the Almighty Spam Bot, who giveth life, and who also taketh as He sees fit. Hallowed be the name of the Spam Bot.

Nigerian men prefer their women to be curvy and busty. It is unlikely that a wealthy Nigerian entertainer would be sexually attracted to a skinny woman whose chest is as flat of that of a 12-year-old boy.