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Politics › Re: Leaked Audio: K1 De Ultimate Allegedly Threatens Valuejet Owner Over Airport Inc by Jakumo(m): 10:31am On Aug 10, 2025
The threat made by that drunkard praise singer against a highly respected and fabulously wealthy airline owner should be added to the list of terrorist and air piracy charges that must be filed against the criminal drunkard, to show that no person can be above the laws of the land.

The boorish alcoholic obviously seeks to harm the airline owner, and thus issued a dangerous threat that could inspire cult followers or intoxicated groupies of the inebriated praise singer, to try and attack the airline owner whose legal team should also take note of this felonious threat made by a drunkard whose violent tendencies include several past instances of shooting innocent people with an ILLEGAL handgun.

A violent and unstable alcoholic with such a documented record of unprovoked gunplay, whose rap sheet now includes attempted air piracy MUST be taken seriously when he decides to issue drunken threats while in the throes of his erratic outlaw braggadocio.
Crime › Re: A Vanishing Woman From The Hotel A Must Read For All by Jakumo(m): 12:08pm On Aug 09, 2025
DeepSight:
He is obviously testing out AI
Ah, I see. I just presumed that the OP might be a fellow stoner who tried something a bit more powerful than usual, perhaps a strain from the fabled highlands of Ondo State.
Crime › Re: A Vanishing Woman From The Hotel A Must Read For All by Jakumo(m): 11:07am On Aug 09, 2025
KillahPriest:
Hotel in Abuja yet you're talking about a blonde woman in Everglades that's in Florida. Ogbeni park one side abeg, your story and names used no balance at all at all undecided
Haha no be small ting. Meanwhile detectives from the moon have contacted those in Casablanca so that they can coordinate with their colleagues in Ukraine who will then jointly operate with a special task force based in the South Pole to arrest all polar bears and penguins that are sighted in the vicinity of the Abuja crime scene.
Politics › Re: Sowore Detained In Overcrowded Cell With Over 30 Sick Suspected Kidnappers… Etc by Jakumo(m): 6:59pm On Aug 08, 2025
Sowore should enjoy his detention with those kidnappers occupying the same cell. Maybe he can teach them to be career activists like him so that they can make money from publicity stunts and noise making, rather than from their normal business of kidnapping.
Politics › Re: Sowore : An Armchair General With No Army Yet Looking For War by Jakumo(op): 6:37pm On Aug 08, 2025
haggai247:
How much them dey pay ona self?

Na agbado or groundnut you leave the facts begin talk about wetin no follow.

Is the IG not an illegal IG?

With people like you it'll be hard for Nigeria to be better.

Before the election I go find way leave this shithole for ona.
Have no fear, Young Grasshopper. The world will continue to turn without interruption even if Mr. Sowore dies in detention or commits suicide. That little man is of zero consequence to politics beyond that of his family living room.
Politics › Re: Sowore : An Armchair General With No Army Yet Looking For War by Jakumo(op): 6:35pm On Aug 08, 2025
OneCandleAway:
The US is strongly behind him. He is their asset. Last time buhari kept him imprisoned for too long just one letter from the US Senate all the naija politicians started panicking.
Donald Trump hates non-American people, but his deepest loathing is reserved for Black Africans, so the US government won't care in the slightest whether some obscure African career activist lives or dies.
Politics › Re: Sowore : An Armchair General With No Army Yet Looking For War by Jakumo(op): 4:02pm On Aug 08, 2025
OSUNADC:
That isn't just legal technicalities. It is a deliberate and calculated attempt by Tinubu to perpetuate himself in power using the instrumentality of the police force thrusted on one of his henchmen; the IGP ,to perpetrate his sinister plot. I might not condone the excesses of Sowore but the Police are clearly vindictive.

That you, an enlightened person is feigning ignorance to these details and trying to act dismissive is mischievous. You are only writing to sway the feeble minds and those that cannot read between the lines.

I am miffed with your submission. You are only trying to paint a picture of not being aligned with any interest, which is clearly false.
I sincerely apologize for my lack of insight in these legal matters, and for any offense this may cause to those more familiar with the implications of what you have described. That said, my view of Sowore as a Rebel Without a Cause remains undiminished particularly now that he has busied himself hurling invective at BOTH the ruling party AND the opposition party leadership, among myriad other targets.

I fail to appreciate the logic that motivates such a combative attitude in a nation where the retribution of political power can manifest itself in ways that extend far beyond those stipulated by jurisprudence of even the constitution.
Travel › Re: Video Of Kwam1 Resting His Body On ValueJet Plane To Prevent It From Taxiing by Jakumo(m): 3:17pm On Aug 08, 2025
AgreatMan:
There was no where in the video he was putting his hands on it. He was barely tall enough to reach it. While we condemn K1, we cannot manufacture blames that didn't exist.

Now in the hypothetical case that he touched the tube, the question is what in his hands can contaminate it and what are the possible contaminants of the tube? And even if K1's entire bodyweight was hanging on that thing, I can guarantee you that he couldn't possibly be able to bend it in a jet that size. The argument for that is these "tiny" aircrafts are designed to buy spends in excess of 600kph. No engineer is stupid enough to make a flimsy external component when the air pressure at that speed n height n temperature will bend it for you.

Anybody who has done a trans Continental flight will know that an aircraft is one of the toughest machines out there. To me, it is man's greatest invention
The drunkard praise singer was at a point grasping at the plane's pitot tube which is a DELICATE transducer that ingests air flow in direct proportion to the speed of the aircraft in flight, generating data that in turn reads out the airspeed of the aircraft on the EHSI component of the flight deck instrumentation.

That fat drunkard could easily have BROKEN or DAMAGED that pitot tube if the plane had begun to roll forward with the alcoholic still holding on to it for support of his massive stomach's dead-weight. If that type of damage had occurred, the plane would have been GROUNDED for repairs whose cost would be measured in thousands of dollars, excluding the financial penalties that would be incurred by the airline for lateness, and by passengers for the same reason. I would like to suggest that you renew your eyeglasses subscription and then take a second look at the video clip showing this crime of attempted air piracy.
Politics › Re: Sowore : An Armchair General With No Army Yet Looking For War by Jakumo(op): 3:02pm On Aug 08, 2025
ravensckar:
I was about to take you seriously, but then, I saw the above which is not only a mendacious assertion but also an insult to our collective intellect.

Why do you propagandists always act like the devil's kith & kin? Your paymasters shît and you scullions eat it voraciously. Now, you want to extend the same discourtsey to us? angry angry

Since I'm not in the mood to bandy words with any one of you pig's snout today, I'll just puncture your lie for all to see.

When Kayode Egbetokun was first appointed IGP on June 19, 2023 by President Bola Tinubu, his tenure was set to conclude on September 4, 2024, upon his attaining the mandatory retirement age of 60. However, just before his retirement, the President sent a bill to the National Assembly, seeking the amendment of section 18(cool of the Police Act by inserting a new provision which states that “Notwithstanding the provisions of sub-section (cool of this section, any person appointed to the office of Inspector-General of Police shall remain in office until the end of the term stipulated in the letter of appointment in line with the provisions of Section 7(6) of this Act.”

By virtue of this, the IGP's tenure will commence in June 2023 and terminate in October 2027 (a few months after the general elections).

Again, even a person with half a brain cell knows what is at play here. Hence, the need Sowore and all right thinking person to protest. To remain silent in the face of such anomaly is tantamount to cowardice. And the Sowore that I know has never been a coward.

The persecution may persist for a while, but, the truth always prevails.

#Free_Sowore
The legal technicalities of how senior police officers are assigned are none of my business in Nigeria or anywhere else, sir, so I didn't bother to read through the details you have kindly provided for those who feel it might be their business to evaluate. Nonetheless I thank you for responding to this opinion that I have written today, while I accept that there will be variability of perspective regarding the predicament Mr. Sowore is now facing due to his preoccupation with government policy.
Politics › Re: Sowore : An Armchair General With No Army Yet Looking For War by Jakumo(op): 11:32am On Aug 08, 2025
WizardOfNG:
Excellent contextual comparison. Kwam 1 and Sowore are similar in terms of being exposed enough to know what is best for Nigeria and what both, as prominent Nigerians, must make the conscious effort to exemplify always with their public conduct.

When prominent Nigerians and leaders cannot lead the way, by example, why are we surprised Nigeria is lawless?

As your original post cited, can Sowore grapple with armed policemen in the USA as he does with Nigerian politics officers constantly?

Can Seyi Kuti slap a British or American policeman repeatedly, as he did the Nigerian policeman on third mainland, without ending up in the Sea below?

Can Kwam 1 attempt the lunacy of obstructing a moving airplane in any civilised nation of the world without very severe and personally grave consequences for him?

Will Smith, career-wise and personally, is yet to be rehabilitated in the eyes of global Hollywood fans because of his disgraceful publci assault of Chris Rock

All Nigerians, to include leaders and followers collectively, are not ready to understand we must play our part, beyond rhetoric and finger-pointing alone, to deliver the Nigeria of our dreams.
These parallels you have drawn are most insightful. It is almost as though quite a few Nigerians who have seen that foreign countries quickly lock up disorderly people, wind up looking forward to behaving like lunatics when they are back in Nigeria, where they feel entitled to hide behind their African Big Man syndrome as a license to perpetrate anarchy with impunity.
Politics › Re: Arrest KWAM1 before Nigerian Airports lose their Safety ratings. by Jakumo(m): 11:19am On Aug 08, 2025
malali:
If KWAM1 escapes accountability, Nigeria risks:
• ICAO audit downgrades
• FAA Category 2 rating
• Potential EU bans
• Loss of trust from global carriers



1. ICAO USOAP Safety Oversight Rating

• ICAO (International Civil Aviation Organization) runs the Universal Safety Oversight Audit Programme.
• If inspectors find that Nigeria fails to enforce security rules equally (VIP immunity), Nigeria could receive a lower Effective Implementation (EI) score.
• This directly affects bilateral air service agreements and foreign carriers’ willingness to operate in Nigeria.



2. ICAO AVSEC Compliance Recognition
• Under Annex 17 (Security), member states must ensure no interference in security screening.
• Repeated breaches without penalties can lead to ICAO issuing Significant Safety Concern (SSC) notices.
• SSCs can cause foreign airlines to suspend routes into Nigeria.



3. FAA International Aviation Safety Assessment (IASA) Category 1 Status
• The US Federal Aviation Administration assigns Category 1 or 2 ratings.
• If Nigeria slips to Category 2 due to poor enforcement, Nigerian airlines would:
• Be barred from starting new US routes.
• Face tighter inspections and insurance cost spikes.



4. EU Air Safety List (Blacklist) Risks
• The European Union Aviation Safety Agency (EASA) can ban Nigerian carriers from EU airspace if safety oversight is compromised.
• Even one high-profile incident of VIP interference without enforcement can trigger a special review.



5. ICAO State Letter & Security Audit Re-inspection

• If an incident shows security protocols are “negotiable” for political or celebrity figures, ICAO can:
• Issue a State Letter of Concern to Nigeria.
• Demand a Security Audit ahead of schedule — costing the NCAA millions.


Bottom line:
If the NCAA fails to act against KWAM1 under Part 17 of the Nigerian Civil Aviation Regulations, it’s not just a local law issue , Nigeria’s global safety credibility is on the line.
This could lead to downgrades, flight bans, and loss of critical international clearances that keep our aviation industry afloat.
This is a well-researched and legally watertight presentation of facts that no lawyer dare debate. The drunkard who tampered with the pitot tube of a multi-million dollar jet and tried to commit suicide by throwing himself at the taxiing jet is a menace to aviation that should be black-listed GLOBALLY and IMMEDIATELY.
Politics › Re: Sowore’s Lawyers Cry Foul, Allege Life-Threatening Conditions In Police Custody by Jakumo(m): 11:09am On Aug 08, 2025
Jayhome24:
Which one is life threatening in police custody? If you chose activist as a career you and prison and police will be a very close friend and a regular customer for sure.
Sowore dey form Mandela when nogo work for am. Make he dey there for cell, dey do yanga with police until dem broke him second hand
Politics › Re: Sowore’s Lawyers Cry Foul, Allege Life-Threatening Conditions In Police Custody by Jakumo(m): 11:03am On Aug 08, 2025
Rindo69:
They have deceived this one that since Madela and Obasanjo went from prison to presidency, he wants to use that formula too

Sowore, you are a political nuisance who got the votes of under 15,000 people. You should realise by now that you are inconsequential and should stop seeking attention every other market day.
Since Sowore has such utter contempt for the law, as evidenced by the way he shouts and wrestles with police officers at every opportunity, he would be an absolute tyrant if he ever got himself rigged into power as even a local government dog-catcher, talk less president of Nigeria.

Let him rot away quietly in his jail cell and waste all his donated money on legal fees. The man is a glutton for attention, and now he should be forgotten where he is behind bars, so he can enjoy the attention of the warder there, while eating watery cockroach-infested beans and delivering his lame speeches to the rats that visit him there.
Politics › Re: Peace Mass Bus From Onitsha To Abuja Ambush By Kidnappers In Kogi State by Jakumo(m): 10:45am On Aug 08, 2025
eejo:
Many people were kidnapped today travelling from Onitsha to Abuja in Kogi state and fate unknown as at this moment. Please don't travel by road unless it is inevitable and I pray for their quick rescue.
That drunkard musician that has been banned from traveling by air can now prepare his mind for encounters with kidnappers on the roads of Nigeria.
Politics › Re: Sowore : An Armchair General With No Army Yet Looking For War by Jakumo(op): 9:34am On Aug 08, 2025
WizardOfNG:
@Jakumo.

You are 100% correct. Sowore is a disgrace to himself and Nigerian politics because foreigners viewing his antics will argue his unrefined, agbero-like and irresponsible behaviour is confirmation, according to popular claim, "Nigerians are difficult people".

The excerpt below says it all as the perfect summation of the hypocritical, lawless and attention-seeking menace he is.
I thank you for this response, WizardofNG. Maybe when Sowore emerges from his latest holiday behind bars, he can get in touch with fellow drunkard musician Wasiu Ayinde of the aircraft wrestling fame, so they can form a new political party as a vehicle for the next electoral defeat that Sowore will record for himself as yet another publicity stunt.
Politics › Sowore : An Armchair General With No Army Yet Looking For War by Jakumo(op): 9:13am On Aug 08, 2025
Mr. Sowore, Nigeria's perennial anti-establishment activist and failed presidential candidate, is a study in the utter folly of hubris in the face of overwhelming odds. Dating back to his days as a student union rabble-rouser, Sowore demonstrated a consistent reckless disregard for his own safety by confronting one Nigerian government after another with allegations ranging from the legitimate to the absurd, yet, as the years turned to decades, the utter futility of his rampages never once seemed to dawn on Sowore, whose passion for publicity remained as fiery as it was when he was a young idealist issuing rallying cries to rented baying mobs of unemployed comedians.

Consider, for example, this video clip recorded by Sowore himself, documenting his storming past police guards at the gate of an Abuja court building. While other law-abiding court visitors paused to authenticate the purpose for their arrival at that gate, the pompous and entitled Sowore strode past the police guard, and then became loud and confrontational the instant a polite and respectful police officer ran after him to remind him of the obligation to identify himself and his mission BEFORE entering the court premises.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ajZzHXGVLSM

In a matter of seconds, Sowore, who frequently reminds the press about his one-time residence in the USA where police instructions can only be ignored by a black man who is suicidal, engaged in a shouting and shoving match with ARMED police officers who remained courteous yet firm in their insistence that EVERYONE seeking to enter that Abuja court premises MUST stop at the gate police post, and explain their mission at the court building BEFORE entering with police permission.

The above video clip filmed by Sowore himself epitomizes the mindless arrogance, delusions of grandeur, and comical sense of entitlement that defines his conduct when confronted with authorities and officers of the law. Today, Sowore is sitting in a police cell whimpering about a broken wrist that was no doubt sustained when this loud-mouthed little man AGAIN tried to get physical with police officers who entered his jail cell.

It is on record that Sowore has made unfounded public accusations against Nigeria's current head of state, just as he has done against Peter Obi, who contested Nigeria's most recent presidential election. Sowore finds himself in a cell today because he felt entitled to protest the promotion of a senior ranking police officer, as though such matters are the business of ANY civilian commentator. Having spent his entire life poking beehives and sleeping lions with sticks, perhaps now, at long last, Sowore is about to reap the assured dividends due to him as a reward for his lifetime of pointless aggressive confrontation with the powers that be.

Opinions supporting or mocking professional noisemaker Sowore, the Don Quixote of Nigeria, are welcome, in response to this short essay.
Crime › Re: Lagos Police Hunt Two Women Over Alleged Lesbian Act by Jakumo(m): 8:07am On Aug 08, 2025
bartdece:
And in the meantime thousands of Nigerians are killed every month and nothing is done to protect them, but they waste time on 2 human beings who want to live their life. If God did not want lesbians He wouldn't have created them. This useless "concerned" citizen should get a life, he's probably a rapist, but that is applauded in Africa.
The nosey frustrated man probably demanded sex from the two women and then became violent when they refused his idea.

Jealous people will get desperate enough to kill once they are sexually aroused, so the women are lucky the man didn't produce a knife.
Travel › Re: Video Of Kwam1 Resting His Body On ValueJet Plane To Prevent It From Taxiing by Jakumo(m): 6:21pm On Aug 07, 2025
This is one of the most hysterically funny video clips I have ever seen in my entire life

Hahahahaha


God breast Nigeria ooooo


Man pass manism at its finest
Music/Radio › Re: Ayra Starr Shows 'Hot Body' Dance Moves (Video) by Jakumo(m): 5:58pm On Aug 07, 2025
D00msDay:
Yemi Alade don old joor. I want young and fresh blood. grin grin
I salute a fellow Man of Culture blessed with a discerning eye for the good things in life.
Music/Radio › Re: Ayra Starr Shows 'Hot Body' Dance Moves (Video) by Jakumo(m): 4:47pm On Aug 07, 2025
Belleful:
Were the Hot body? Because nothing hot about this body wen I dey see so....
Only a person who bats for the other team would fail to recognize the extreme beauty of this songstress. To each his own.
Travel › Re: Japa: I Sold My Father’s House For ₦45m To Relocate To Canada, I'm jobless by Jakumo(m): 2:50pm On Aug 07, 2025
At today's exchange rate of 1,500 naira to the US dollar, 45 million naira is just $27K USD, which is only enough to rent an apartment for less than a year, leaving the costs of food, transport, electricity, gas and water unpaid.
Music/Radio › Re: Ayra Starr Shows 'Hot Body' Dance Moves (Video) by Jakumo(m): 2:45pm On Aug 07, 2025
ufotunang:
.abi..but nowadays they are not even ashamed of exposing their whole bodies to the whole world.. that is why guys sees them as very cheap
There is absolutely nothing "shameful" about a fit young woman in her twenties showing off Papa God's most breathtaking sculpture, since those curves are the subject of every red-blooded man's wet dreams.

It is only when the woman stripping down is middle-aged, elderly, obese, and out of shape that she ought to be penalized for failure to hide such ugliness from the public so as not to frighten children and small house pets. Matter of fact, fines should be levied against anyone who is not physically attractive and is found guilty of shedding their clothing in public, with the option of jail with hard labor left on the table for repeat offenders.

God breast Nigeria.
Music/Radio › Re: Ayra Starr Shows 'Hot Body' Dance Moves (Video) by Jakumo(m): 1:53pm On Aug 07, 2025
omoredia:
Seun stop collecting Don Jazzy money to be promoting things that are haram
If you are a Boko Haram member may I suggest that you stop looking at sexy women and then complaining to Seun.

Stick with livestock and you won't feel agitated like this
Politics › Re: Meet The CEO Of Value Jet Airline by Jakumo(m): 1:29pm On Aug 07, 2025
yemmie:
He has been behaving like this for long
I was in attendance at Sofi night 1998 at Kwara Hotel.. the show was hosted by kwara poly students club, K1 was paid to perform .. he did not show up until 1:30am .. Boys were very angry (some senior men pacified the crowd).. he came rudely and was very arrogant..K1 brought out a gun .. not knowing how many boys had guns on them that night …God saved him that night !

A night to remember for life !
Apparently the drunkard has a history of shooting innocent people with his illegal handgun. It will be fascinating to see where that wanton violence ultimately lands him.
Music/Radio › Re: Ayra Starr Shows 'Hot Body' Dance Moves (Video) by Jakumo(m):
Ayra Star is by far the sexiest and fittest Nigerian entertainer these grateful eyes have ever seen.

Can't wait to see her bikini pictures.

A 20-something woman who is fit, naturally busty, nicely toned in the midsection and not afraid to flaunt her body is a MASSIVE turn on for me.

Lord have mercy.
Politics › Re: Meet The CEO Of Value Jet Airline by Jakumo(m): 11:50am On Aug 07, 2025
LagosOrigin:
why did they deboard him then if he behaved responsibly?
The effects of alcohol are intensified when an aircraft climbs to its cruise altitude so it is fortunate that the drunkard was blocked from staggering aboard the plane with his baby bottle full of ogogoro local gin.

The alcoholic should be grateful that he was prevented from boarding the plane in his drunken condition because if he had acted up while the journey was in progress, security officers might have been forced to knock him out and tie him up in the back of the economy section like a bush pig, for the balance of the trip.

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