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FamilyRe: When Daddy Sags And Mummy Tattoos; What Would Junior Do? by JallowBah(f): 8:39am On Oct 01, 2012
Lol.

My parents where "normal" dressed people, with good jobs, etc.
Still, I am a tattooed hippie with dreadlocks.
My kid just might end up being a lawyer, you never know.
It depends how you raise your kids in moral and ethics, not how you look.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 8:37am On Oct 01, 2012
Lyth: Sry Mz. Fatso ...waz only wonderin wat u mean by "bad reputation of naija men" ....bad in dat they dnt lyk big chicks or wat? cos I'm pretty sure naija men won't rate below average when it comes 2 love of Mz. Endoweds.
No. Read what he was writing, honey, instead of trying to undermine me with "being rude" smiley

And, again; what you dont find attractive, others do. Way of life.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 11:16pm On Sep 30, 2012
Lyth: Say wat!?
Mr. Lefulefu.
RomanceRe: What Do U Love Most About Ur Patner? by JallowBah(f): 10:00pm On Sep 30, 2012
joeydozzy: why are all girls throwing daggers at 190? embarassed embarassed embarassed
Cause this young boy is messing up my emotional things here..smiley I throw daggers at anyone doing that. Lol.

Aint no bad feeling here!
FamilyRe: Living Without My Spouse For 6 Months (At Least) by JallowBah(op): 8:49pm On Sep 30, 2012
Since my hubby was almost crying, talking about changing his return-ticket from March til December, I had no choice in telling him..plus, the goverment dont let me get a new passport for the baby without his signature stating I have authority to do so without him there.

So, no he knows we are coming, and I believe it made things easier for him. Like he said; everyday is like tomorrow no. One more day, one more day, one more day..maybe I`ll go back with you to Norway, I dont want to live away from my family.

At times, its more hard than I ever imagined.
RomanceRe: What Do U Love Most About Ur Patner? by JallowBah(f): 8:09pm On Sep 30, 2012
190: im doing a great job taking care of you rite cheesy
You aint bush-man enough to take care of me. Not even old enoughwink
RomanceRe: What Do U Love Most About Ur Patner? by JallowBah(f): 7:37pm On Sep 30, 2012
Right now? The way he cares for me as a wife, and us as a family.
In the everyday-life? He can make me smile, no matter how angry or sad I am.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 5:56pm On Sep 30, 2012
Oh, the big respect todays men have for women. Good to see that you are living up to the bad reputation of Naija-mensmiley
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 5:34pm On Sep 30, 2012
lefulefu: hmmm all the orobos for here jus dey give themselve hope.na wah oooo grin grin grin grin
anyway nothing go make me date a woman wey dey sized like Big Mommma except maybe if she get plenty money.so all the orobos for here if una want me as a boyfriend or husband una must dey ready to spend on me oooo.i nodey for free oooo cool
Hah, a man with that attitude would not even get a smile from my big mouth.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 5:28pm On Sep 30, 2012
blogger1.0:
Noted. But these girls can be very annoying you know...and they started it first
No, they did not..
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 5:16pm On Sep 30, 2012
blogger1.0:
i said i wasn't refering to you, that's why i used 'these girls' when i quoted your post. You get?
Aha..

Either way; bragging about your intelligence and in the same breath insulting big girls dont make you look very good, hon.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 4:57pm On Sep 30, 2012
blogger1.0:
But i used 'these' na
Say what?

Write in english.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 4:24pm On Sep 30, 2012
blogger1.0:
Loool, exactly what i said.....thats exactly what you fat girls do 'hunt' them down.
And point of correction, that's not the worst that can happen, that's what always happens....
If thats what always happens, I would not have a baby by now.

Get your head out your butt, and start opening your eyes to the fact that people like other things than YOU.

..and for the record; I have never gotten a no in my life.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 4:21pm On Sep 30, 2012
blogger1.0:
Ofcourse there are men that prefer fat ladies, but their numbers are very low, and trust me when i say it's mostly for their séxual gratification, which is why older and married men are the ones that fall into that category of men.
Look around us my dear, why do you think fat people are struggling to loose weight, do you think they are fools?
And i am trying to motivate these lazy fat arssés to shed those meat and all they can do is bash my nose....really? Have you seen a big nose before?
No one in my entire life has ever told me i have a big nose, so i don't even know WTF they're yapping about.
Anyway, as long as i thanks God that my looks and intelligence gets me the kind of girls i likey, i can just let them continue living their fat miserable lives. Fat arssés
I am yung..and I have always been chubby or fat. Not obese, but fat.
Still, no problem getting attention from neither BOYS or MEN, in any age.

You are just deluding yourself.

And I wasnt the one talking about your nose, they were just comparing it to my butt. And frankly, thats almost more rude on me than you!
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 1:18pm On Sep 30, 2012
blogger1.0:
Loool, and the senseless beefing continues.
Lemme ask this.....do you guys know what it feels like to a person you want (like) and actually get that person; without any stress, i mean....without too much drama, because that person is sooo into you as well?
Well i don't expect you to cos you are definitely used to always getting (being approached by) the ones you don't like, while the one's you like always turn their the other way when you look at them.....and that's why ya'll fat things are always complaining and having a fuçked up love life.....that being said, i think you guys should stop attacking the messenger and carry home the message.
I`m fat too, still I have never had problem beeing approached by guys I find goodlooking.
And if a woman see a man she wants, she should hunt him herself, not sit in a corner and wait for him to show up.
What the worst that can happen..? Ah, right, that you get a NO. And so what?
FamilyRe: Childbirth by JallowBah(f): 12:55pm On Sep 30, 2012
I absolutely support CS when needed, or called for, but f.ex in Scandinavia, more and more women are saying from the first month of being pregnant that they want a CS, so they dont take the chance on their under-things changing after birth..
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 12:49pm On Sep 30, 2012
blogger1.0:
No mata what you say, the truth must be told, and that's exactly what i am doing what i am doing
Yeah, it dont matter that some men like chickens, some like chubby, some like normal, some like big butts, some like small butts, some like short women, some like obese women, some like a big nose, others like a small nose.

Nono..the most important thing here is to tell the fat girl she is FAT!

.../sarcasm.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 11:02am On Sep 30, 2012
Hey, I already said I`m a big girl,and others in here as well.
But, we are comfortable with it, guess that freaks licle boys out?wink
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 10:06am On Sep 30, 2012
Idowuogbo: Shyte!! I click blogger profile and my antivirus just pop up strx telling me to close page virus detected. Oh boi! Ur nose alone, na confirm heavyD. U don weigh ur nose? I swear it probs weighs d same wiv Jallowbah's aZZets. See hin kpomo nose Mstewww! Gorilla!
I laughed out loud.

Haha!
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 8:04am On Sep 30, 2012
2sa2: i'm so sure that as your skinny skinny husband is trying to lift you, some
gas must be escaping from his rear. hmmm, i can imagine what he's going
tru. Smh
Lol.

Since I got myself a strong dude, no. He dont have problem lifting me at all.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 10:46pm On Sep 29, 2012
blogger1.0:
looool, does that mean you are a size 38?
Mehn its even worst than i tot!
Do you have boyfrien/hubby or even an agbero
Are you saying 38 is a BIG size..?
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 10:45pm On Sep 29, 2012
blogger1.0:
anyway, i don't need to put you down since you've already found a man that loves you the way you are.
I kinda respect you for that.
But hey! There's no need denying that you are indeed fat
I did not say I was not fat, I said I dont need to loose weightsmiley
As long as you use your body, eat healthy, and you are in a good shape, it dont matter much. Love yourself.

You kinda respect me for finding a husband..? Pfff, dont make me laugh. Finding a husband had little to do with my body. And my body aint the same now as it was when I met him, nor will it ever be.
FamilyRe: Childbirth by JallowBah(f): 9:30pm On Sep 29, 2012
lucabraski: Abeg, the whole idea of pushing and experiencing avoidable pain is not worth it. What makes it worse is dat u lose the tightness in ur “workshop”.

I personally believe that a Cs is better and easier, and what is more, ur baby's head stays in shape.

My sisters, opt for cs anyday, anywhere.
A cs is more risky for the child, as well for the baby.
As long as the mother is healthy, there is nothing wrong with giving birth.
Yes, your body change, in many ways, but you have heard about training, right?

The recovery after a cs might be even more bad than the recovery after a normal birth..
RomanceRe: White Women by JallowBah(f): 9:15pm On Sep 29, 2012
OK/2/NV:
>>they dont age well,
>>expect you to have a schlong as big as big foot's arm because you are black and thats what black guys are only good for
>> no juicy azz
>> somethin bout their coochie jus doesnt compare to a black woman.
>>very emotional and unpredictable e.g. will call immigration on you or cut herself and call the cops sayin u did shiit to her and all of a sudden u are the new O.J.simpson
>>will want you to start acting white being that you are black and is a disadvantage for peeps thinkin u r a niggah by having u listen to rock music, watching Seinfeld even though i like this shitt she will not want to share in my niggah taste. no wutang clan dubs for her.
>> will show u off to all her gf like u r an exotic pet and where they keep staring at ur crotch. it gotta be the dik he got her on syndrome.
>> kinky s@x guarrantted but dont u be sayin No when she wants to bring a male friend from work for a threesom chances are that since u agreed to a female friend u shuld agree to a male substitute
>> in short white chics are crazy


No thanks. I will stay with my gold-digging dik swappin 9jah babe anyday.
Oooold thread, but I still have the urge to answer you, Mr wink

- Yep, white women get wrinkles more fast. It has to do with genes and DNA. Not my fault, to put it that way.
- Nope, we dont think that ALL black men got big d-cks. Some white men got it too, even asians, from what I have heard.
- Google white, big butts. Look for yourself. They exist.
- I never tried a white or black "coochie", ut Im guessing you have tried both, giving that argument? So; bashing people you have been to bed with.
- Very emotional..yeah. In good and bad, just like the african women I know, cause they show their anger 50 times more then any white woman I have seen. Even in public.
- Start acting white? Say what now? All comics are white? Really? Only white people listen to rock? Really? No white people like reggae, rap, hiphop, dancehall..? Again; google is your friend.
- Me and my friends "show off" our man because we are PROUD of him. Dont have anything to do with colour.
- Lol. So all white women are freak? How many white women have you been to bed with, son?
- Nah, we aint more crazy than the average african girl. Trust me.

And, since you put out a nice-looking-black butt, let me give you a white one:

https://farm4.static.flickr.com/3548/3815045880_5efa4be302.jpg
FamilyRe: Childbirth by JallowBah(f): 8:50pm On Sep 29, 2012
I had an epidural too, but in my country, they only give smaaaall, small, so you still feel everything, it just takes away the worst pain. And, they turn it off when its time to push.

It was the most painful 17hours I have ever had. But worth it? Yes.
And its strange how the body seems to forget the pain.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 8:36pm On Sep 29, 2012
blogger1.0:
lift some weights my arsse.....go loose some freaking weights.
What is wrong with all these fat people sef? Lol
I dont need to loose weight, honsmiley I look GOOD.

If you cant lift a woman, you should train, instead of complaining. Or find yourself a chicken-girl.
Theres one for every person out there.
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 2:57pm On Sep 29, 2012
2sa2: Its just that they always look too clumsy. And to carry them eh, na wahala. Why do they always have big stomach?
I`m big, but my stomach aint that big.
And my skinny husband is STRONG enough to carry me.
Start lifting some weights instead of complainingwink
RomanceRe: Chubby Ladies On Nairaland,pls Share Your Love Life Experience by JallowBah(f): 10:52am On Sep 29, 2012
http://fuckyeahchubbyfashion.tumblr.com/

Take a look here as well. Anything from a little bit chubby, to damn overweight..still, most of them look daaamn nice.

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