₦airaland Forum

~~Yeah, nw u've known. I'm 1 of ur biggest fan on NL- LoL. Nw abt dat Koolkamzzy 'ish' stuff, i will say u shld jst let him be n stop replying him. It doesn't shw u're weak or afraid of him, it jst shws u're more MATURED than he is. So, please, free d guy!

Oops, sowi, i meant 'cease fire'.

BABE!:
My vows are gonna come from my head/heart---I'm not reciting those cliche lines.

Seconded!!! N lyk Iice said, it's better 2 jst say 'I (will always) love u'. BS: @Upendo, sowi, i don't mean 2 go off topic, bt i jst ve 2 ask u, y ain't u replyin Ms. Potato's thread 'Upendo can i meet u' on dating n meet up zone?

190:
^As minister in charge of women affairs - I just wanted to talk some sense into their brains   

okay. 9ice 1, enjoy nothing do u!

~~Nah, u guessed wrongly. I was referin 2 u! When i used d word 'CLOWN', i meant, a playful n amusing person, dat is vry hilarious. In case u don't knw, u're 1 of d few NL members i find vry amusing, a vry gud example is diz thread of urs here in dating zone, NATASHA WEDS 190, vry funny thread.

@190, y have u suddenly become serious? (i admitt u're making sense wif diz thread). Damn diz serious 'ish' thingy, i prefer u being d clown u've always been on NL.

Natasha~~1 of d comic clowns of NL~~Hello, watz gud wif u?

BABE!:
---Lol---I'm not that good o---I'm just aight.

I can cook---asin correct food. that's not a talent but---whatever sha--lol (when I tell people they don't believe me)

I used to run--I was pretty good---(long distance).

I'm pretty good with hair----

Enough about me ---

~~she can also be vry gud @ argumentative debates!! LoL.

Ms. Potato:
Why do you guys always wear glasses for picture?


Awww. . . Chima However I wish to inherit one of your traits which is u speak your mind no matter what and dont care what other people think. I am weak in that area

its nt jst 4 pics, we d young n trendy wear glasses 2 complement our dressin, n it's nt jst the 'guys'. The ladies 2, especially d young n sexy wear glasses 2. Besides makin u luk cool, it also shades ur eyes frm d African tropical sun!

@190, ur love n at d same time, hate 4 Naija ladies is gettin 2much diz dayz oh, may d Lord in His infinite mercy have mercy on u. ~~Ehen!! I hear say Barcelona don sign Fabregas, na true?

@all ABU aspirants i'm wishin d best! I want 2 say here dat, ur JAMB score isn't as important as ur post UTME score. Diz is bcoz afta d P-UTME d aggregate will be calculated, it is d aggregate that will be used in d admission proccess. The aggregate is calculated lyk diz, ur PUTME score multiply by 4, plus ur Jamb score n divided by 2. E.g say sum1 scored 266 in JAMB n 60 in PUTME. D aggregate wil be: 60 multiply by 4=240 + 266=506/2 =253. It's this 253 dat will be used 2 process d admission. NW SUM FACULTIES HAVE THEIR CUT OFF POINT 4 SCREENING OFF NON-CATCHMENT AREA STUDENTS. This is nt normally made public, bt it's a fact. The institution will call evry1 of scored 180 n above n choosed ABU as 1st choice 4 d PUTME. Bt datz jst a way of gettin more candidate 2 come 4 d PUTME n mkin money frm prospect students . The fact is there are sum Jamb scores dat u cn't use 2 get admission in ABU if u're nt frm catchment area. Imagine sum1 who is frm Oyo State, who scored 195 in Jamb n ve an aggregate of 210 afta d PUTME n applied 4 MBBS! Hw on earth will he be admitted? MBBS 4 example ve a cut off point of 250 n above 4 screenin off non-catchment area students (lyk i said early, diz is nt made public). So afta d PUTME screenin n aggregate calculation, a student who isn't frm catchment area, might nt be admitted 4 MBBS, if he is fortunate or if his runs is tight, he might be diverted n givin another course.his is nt normally made public, bt it's a fact. The institution will call evry1 of scored 180 n above n choosed ABU as 1st choice 4 d PUTME. Bt datz jst a way of gettin more candidate 2 come 4 d PUTME n mkin money frm prospect students . The fact is there are sum Jamb scores dat u cn't use 2 get admission in ABU if u're nt frm catchment area. Imagine sum1 who is frm Oyo State, who scored 195 in Jamb n ve an aggregate of 210 afta d PUTME n applied 4 MBBS! Hw on earth will he be admitted? MBBS 4 example ve a cut off point of 250 n above 4 screenin off non-catchment area students (lyk i said early, diz is nt made public). So afta d PUTME screenin n aggregate calculation, a student who isn't frm catchment area, might nt be admitted 4 MBBS, if he is fortunate or if his runs is tight, he might be diverted n givin another course.

Yeah. Datz mii. Y askin? Watz on ur mind?

~~ okay.

Low self-esteem? Me don't tink so. 4 sum1 2 upload a pix of him/herself on a public forum lyk diz (knwin hw foul-mouthed, profile-scouters can be) goes much 2 tel u d confident dat person has in him/herself. NB: Sum pple do not upload their pix or upload pix of celebs or other pple, bcoz they're scared of wat NLanders wil say, afta seein their physical appearance in REAL LYF. ~~nw, datz wat i call, LOW SELF-ESTEEM.

Mrs.Chima:
Hmm. THOUSANDS of men around the world attempted to BREAK DOWN my ironclad aura and have failed.

Good luck trying and I wouldn't hold my breath.

@Mrs. Chima, tnx 4 wishin me LUCK, i'll really need it. ~~*winks. waitin 4 d nxt thread we'll cross each others part*.

Ms. Potato:
WOW! Thats my favorite food in the whole wide world!!!


Eheheh!

@ms. Potato, u're more NIGERIAN than i thought. U shld naturilise nw!! ASAP!! LOL.

Ms. Potato:
U dont like Yam? How about Pounded Yam?

*licking his lips longly* datz my best 'swallow-food'. Pounded yam n egusi soup, anytime anyday.

Ms. Potato is finally back!! Yeeepeee!! ~~*runs, jumps about, doin d somersalt n somersugar stunts*~~ lol. Don't mind me, i'm missin being a kid. @ms. Potato, i'm frm Benin. Bt, tel me, hw comes u understand Yoruba? @Upendo, d muslim thingy is complicated. Though most muslims re Hausas frm d North, we've got sum Yorubas frm d South, Igbiras n Igalas frm Kogi State, Idomas frm Benue State n Edos frm Edo State, who re all muslim. As 4 d insult, i'll say it's more of a 'way of lyf' tin. D neighbourhood u grow up in determines hw foul-mouthed u'll become. Most Nigerians, 1 time or d other, lived n worked in d 'streets' where insultive language n aggressive way of lyf is d norm. It's just lyk sum1 growin up in an African American hood in d US of A, he/she wil definitely have n use enough vile language. NB: I sent u a mail, u haven't reply yet.

BABE!:
Nah---it's not the power of pu$$$Y! Men don't cheat because of PU$$$Y. Men cheat because of a d1ck--A HARD D1CK. 

Yeah, n datz y i envy naturally-born EUNUCHS! I tink d solution is dat, all gr8 men n would-be gr8 men, shld go n chop off their 'third leg'. ~~LoL.

I hate it, wen d mods delete pics i posted 2 accentuate my point on sexuality threads. ~~@MMM wat has d topic of diz ur thread got 2 do wif d content?

upendo 98:
^^
what is that english u guys speak?
Its a mixture of english and nigerian?

@Upendo, yeah, it ain't English, its a Nigerian language called YORUBA, spoken mainly in d South/South-West of d country. N lyk u may knw d Yorubas are 1 of d largest ethnic groups in Nigeria. (d others are, Igbos n Hausas).

Ms. Yam:
Guys, I have been banned by the Spam bot since Friday thats why I had to use this ID in hope that they would unbanned me very soon. 

Upendo, u mean say u were just joking all this while?  Nope sorry,. dear. I dont have skype but I do have YIM. Do you have YIM?

James, Bawo ni? So wa pa? 

~~lol @ 'bawo ni, sho wa pa?' neva knew u understand Yoruba. Datz kul. However, i'm nt into d Yoruba 'ish' thingy, coz i don't really understand d language. Bt, i've got sum1 2 translate it 4 me, n i understand, u mean, 'hw am i, hope i'm kul'? Yeah i'm kul. Tnx. I hope ur ban is lifted soonest!

Ms. Yam:
Thank you James-dman. I really appreciate the compliment

yeah, u're welcum. I pray n hope ur ban be lifted soonest. Don't lyk diz Ms. Yam 'ish' thingy, i prefer Ms. Potato. @MMM, lol @ 're u hungry'? Yeah, i'm kinda hungry, coz d sight of diz women mks my mouth go 'DRY'. *wink*. @Jumily, sowi, if ur name or d name of ur NL g.f isn't on my list. Coz i knw datz wat u're lookin 4.

190:
smh!

*mimicing 190's traditional response 2 my posts in sum threads* my d Lord in His infinite mercy, have mercy on U.~~hehehehehe

BABE!:
JD, you know try atall o. Wetin I dey find for your list? lol--

~~ u knw nah! The sight of ur name mks me high, like say i don smoke ibo (marijuana). LoL

Me tinks Ms. Yam is tryin 2 impersonate Ms. Potato ~~Ms. Potato come n prove me rite!!