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EntertainmentRe: What An Ibadan Nightclub Looked Like In 1960 (Picture) by Jangbajantis:
Go there now. "Futures" ti take over.
SportsRe: Nigeria Moves Ahead Of Egypt, Cameroon, Tunisia In Latest FIFA Rankings by Jangbajantis: 12:09pm On Feb 10, 2022
How manage? Even after woefully losing to Tunisia.
CelebritiesRe: Romanus Amuta Is Dead! (Natty Of 'New Masquerade Fame' Dies At 79) by Jangbajantis: 10:21pm On Feb 09, 2022
Then if you had long-throat they called you Natti. He was a legend.
Science/TechnologyRe: Rusty-Spotted Genet: Checkout The Scary Animal I Killed Last Night (Photos) by Jangbajantis: 8:40pm On Feb 09, 2022
This is a civet cat.
PoliticsRe: Military Blames ‘Bad Weather’ For Not Engaging Terrorists In Niger State by Jangbajantis: 2:10pm On Feb 09, 2022
But terrorists can attack people under the same bad weather. Very lame excuse.
PoliticsRe: 5 Soldiers Die In An Accident In Anambra On Their Way To Repel ESN Attack by Jangbajantis: 11:14am On Feb 09, 2022
See as dem waste petrol wey we dey find.
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Kay9ine Vs Deepwaters007 ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by Jangbajantis: 12:48am On Feb 08, 2022
If I go with the criteria this should be a draw match, but I would give K9 the win for his consistency. Deepwater started his first two bars with a hype to his opponent. Same mistake MGK made when he was dissing Em. Diss in one line and compliment in the next.
For whatever reason you don't give your opponent props. If you do you'd be handing him your own points for free! It doesn't matter he is truly dope. You make him look weak and cheap, and you punch him real hard like your enemy.

So, that being said, MVGT - K9
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Technicalrex Vs Iantempo ™ NRBT 2022 Semi Finals •°• by Jangbajantis: 12:30am On Feb 08, 2022
Tempo won because his opponent was worse, not because he's better.

Rhymes - Nil (when you rhyme course with God or bird with dead, I quickly look away)

Similes/Mets - Tempo (the church line is decent, although warship/worship is overplayed)

Punchlines - Tempo (but nothing really wowing)

Personals - Nil (even though Tempo quoted Rex's past comment. Still nothing)

Flow - Rex (his lines were shorter. Tempo had some stretches here n there)

Wordplay - Nil (all bum/album? No way. Warship/worship? Nopes)

Closer - Tie (I like both equally)
BusinessRe: The Guy Who Blocked A Nairalander After Placing An Order (pics) by Jangbajantis: 3:27pm On Feb 07, 2022
Why did you block her? Simple question.
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Jangbajantis: 12:32pm On Feb 07, 2022
Two dickheads talking 'bout me, one Fadal and one freaking Hen// but I've grown a thick skin so I ain't feeling em// I finna serve it hot to em like something dished in hell// beat these faggóts like market thieves till they bleeding red//

I'm above a fly nigga coz now I'm soaring// You the type to hide behind closed doors when thugs are warring// I bring daggers to fistfight, I keep exploring// stab you in the belly and watch your blood pouring// Hen you well? saying you a lion. Since when did birds start roaring?//

Now to Fadal whose name rhymes like with anal// you like to be somebody else coz you ain't got nada// you choose to be like Bobrisky coz you like to take a facial// I punch you so hard you blackout, and I don't mean to be racial//

Is Henuell a member of your wack crew?// both of you combined can't fuçk with what I can do// even Dracula points accusing finger at you// you a shame to hip-hop, that's why you getting abused// I'll gag you with a dildó for biting more than you can chew!//
RomanceRe: A Marriage Proposal To My White Girlfriend At Landmark Beach, Lagos by Jangbajantis: 10:05pm On Feb 06, 2022
You escaped the clutches of urgent-5k beggars aka "Futures". Not many of us are this fortunate. You hit gold, bro.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Middlesbrough FA Cup: 7 - 8 pens On 4th Feb 2022 by Jangbajantis: 11:51pm On Feb 04, 2022
helinues:
6-6
You're always late grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Vs Middlesbrough FA Cup: 7 - 8 pens On 4th Feb 2022 by Jangbajantis: 11:47pm On Feb 04, 2022
heisorla:
CR7 ❤️
Na the only thing wey him sabi. Penalty.
CelebritiesRe: Which Celebrity's Death Pained You The Most? by Jangbajantis: 9:32pm On Feb 04, 2022
Sam Loco. sad cry
Rap BattlesRe: Flow For Rank by Jangbajantis:
A thread full of wack stars// claiming dope but dropping them candle bars// Jangbajantis finna teach them how to spar// with speed lines faster than race cars//

Y'all rap nonsense like dolts// acting like you got the best quotes// whereas in real life you can't run shit if you got legs like Usain Bolt//

My tracks gon be on replay// coz I finna have yours replaced// K is useless alphabet but I'll squeeze a 9 and pop the fake DJ// and watch him rot and decay// he keeps dropping shits and shits he'll take//

I land a punch and it's fatal// yes I said it coz I'm able// I wanted to try it on this serial biter called Fadal// but I changed my mind after finding out his name rhymes with anal//

To be continued...
Rap BattlesRe: •°• Deepwaters007 Vs Iantempo ™ Newbies Rap Battles Tournament 2022 •°• by Jangbajantis: 8:53pm On Feb 04, 2022
How did some blockheads give Deepwater the win? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Checkout The Snake I Killed This Morning (pics) by Jangbajantis: 4:03pm On Feb 04, 2022
Lalalalalalalalalala grin grin
SportsRe: Cameroon Vs Egypt: AFCON 2021 Semi-Finals: . (1 - 3) pen On 3rd Feb 2022 by Jangbajantis: 10:37pm On Feb 03, 2022
Why is Egypt so sure they will win in the penalty shootout?
Foreign AffairsRe: US Kills ISIS Leader, Abu Ibrahim al-Hashimi al-Qurayshi by Jangbajantis: 3:27pm On Feb 03, 2022
See the face of the terrorist.

CrimeRe: Gunmen Behead Ex-Policeman Chris Kpatuma On His Farm In Imo, Return Body Home by Jangbajantis: 3:22pm On Feb 03, 2022
Gunmen or machete men? grin
PhonesRe: How Africans Replied A Racist On Tiktok. by Jangbajantis: 8:57am On Feb 01, 2022
flokii:
The average white person will always see the black man as inferior due to current state of things in the black continent.. they'll stereotype you with statements like people of colour, community of blacks residing in America, Canada, association of black engineers and scientists etc. no matter how posh you think you are.

They won't stop you from coming, same way they won't hold you from leaving when you've played your role of servitude to them.
You're right. Now they know it's extremely racist to say the word 'nigger' especially in public, but it hasn't stopped white racists from using other demeaning conjectures to address black people.
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Gang Rape, Kill Housewife In Ondo by Jangbajantis: 2:36pm On Jan 31, 2022
Where are the cows?
CelebritiesRe: 5 Top Harry Potter Cast Who Have Died (Photos) by Jangbajantis: 1:56pm On Jan 31, 2022
Verne Troyer

Timothy Bateson

Robert Knox ( stabbed to death at the age of 18)

SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis:
Kinzo0917:
. Egypt is a better muslim country than Nigeria. But see their beautiful ladies not covering their hair. They look more beautiful
You didn't see the ones wearing head cover?
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis: 6:34pm On Jan 30, 2022
Morocco should stop wasting chances.
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis: 5:40pm On Jan 30, 2022
Sweet header, brave attempt. Even Egyptian keeper couldn't believe it.
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis: 5:34pm On Jan 30, 2022
Two Arab countries, always hot tempered. Now why are they fighting?
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis: 5:14pm On Jan 30, 2022
Nairalandian:
Which offside undecided
Na me you dey ask? You no get TV?
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis: 5:12pm On Jan 30, 2022
lascos912:
All these fucking white countries calling themself africans should leave africa for we blacks joor haha stupid people
grin grin grin grin grin
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis: 5:12pm On Jan 30, 2022
Salah scored a clear offside goal and the ref turned a blind eye.
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Morocco : AFCON 2021 Quarter-final (2 - 1) On 30th January 2022 by Jangbajantis: 4:23pm On Jan 30, 2022
Egypt is going out today, Senegal to follow.
SportsRe: Mason Greenwood Accused Of Domestic Abuse & Sexual Assault (Graphic Photos) by Jangbajantis: 1:33pm On Jan 30, 2022
Agbegbaorogboye:
You're the one giving your own definition to bride price. Culturally, bride price means you own a woman. Go and study African culture well.
What I mean is that it is hypocritical to start preaching You don't own a woman bla bla bla and yet still want a man to pay your bride price. Y'all should stop barking up the wrong tree and face your parents to tell them you want bride price abolished. That's where to start from.

Marriage is not an excuse to rape and bride price should be abolished. Can I get an amen from you?
Of course, after paying bride price she belongs to you. But it doesn't give you the right to mistreat her. She's your partner, not your property. And if the worst comes to the worst you'll be refunded the exact amount of bride price you paid and she'll leave you.
So bride price is more of a contractual seal than total purchase that gives you right to sole ownership, such as the money you paid to buy a goat or a chicken. Many things can terminate a contract.

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